This has to be a humiliation ritual

There's no way these actors agreed willfully to play in this shitty cringe ass movie

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Two words: Contractually obligated.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's a Guy Ritchie movie. A lot are good, some are shit. Not sure about this one yet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a Guy Ritchie movie. A lot are good, some are shit.
      A lot? Two are good. A couple are okay. The rest are total shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >A lot are good, some are shit.
        He has 2 good movies. Ironically both have statham in them. The rest are garbage.

        The Gentleman and Rock and Rolla are Kino. So is Man from UNCLE.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Forgot both Sherlock Holmes movies too.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong, wrong and very wrong.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Gentlemen and RocknRolla yes. Man from Uncle no.

          Forget what this c**t just said

          Wrong, wrong and very wrong.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Gentlemen and RocknRolla yes. Man from Uncle no.

          Forget what this c**t just said [...]

          He should've made Real RocknRolla instead of most of the slop tier nonsense he's come up with since.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but both Gerard and Toby became B-tier actors. It wouldn't have worked.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Toby never got big afaik but now I remember prime Gerard and it's kind of sad.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I miss his prime days, like 300 etc.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >A lot are good, some are shit.
      He has 2 good movies. Ironically both have statham in them. The rest are garbage.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a Guy Ritchie movie. A lot are good

      Yeah Lock Stock and Snatch. The rest for the next 25 years are "do you remember Lock Stock and Snatch???"

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >It can't be rhat my based heroes don't actually think like me! Where the characters they played before lying to me all the time?
    Wake up, you dumb shit. All actors are liberal.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagines feeling this emasculated because you didn’t like a Guy Richie movie

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    another box office flop for that moron cavill
    this is a second one this year.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >henry cavill and the literal who's

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anybody can help me find a Guy Ritchie movie? It stars a bunch of lumpy chavs who look like they smell like beer and piss who are referred to as 'the lads' and there's a bunch quick awkwardly cut fist fights. Can't recall the name of it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sherlock Holmes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >a bunch of lumpy chavs who look like they smell like beer and piss who are referred to as 'the lads'
      You just described the country of England

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's honestly fun for what it was. Clearly nothing amazing but still fine. It didn't really feel like a Guy Ritchie movie though, much like the dogshit movie King Arthur.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >. It didn't really feel like a Guy Ritchie movie though, much like the dogshit movie King Arthur.

      That's the problem. Ritchie has been making films at a rate of one a year. This makes their work feel sterile and devoid of emotional or creative investment.

      Guy Ritchie will be the new Ridley Scott.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, he's not Hollywood tier, just a director still focused at the British crowd and we don't really care.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Nah, he's not Hollywood tier
          The guy who made the Aladdin slopmake?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since he lost both superman and geralt hank cavil(no longer allowed to be called henry, shameful) really takes any role.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ritchie must make a third Holmes movie

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >whites forced to play pretend in a israeli fantasy story
    Checks out

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That Reacher guy really went full homosexual, huh?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh frick that actually came out? I thought it was coming out in the summer.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >$60 million budget
    >only made $25 million
    I guess people just aren't interested in more WWII slop

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was good movie

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if you show this movie to any ww2 veteran they will punch you in the throat

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ww2 was 80 years ago it's doubtful any veteran who actually saw combat is still capable of going 5 minutes without soiling themselves or without their brittle bones breaking

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed when its based on a true story. None of this shit was, they towed a U-Boat and thats the end of the story.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder WW2 veterans paved the way for BLM and LGBTQ+ Pride shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        BLM is the natural evolution of the Europe-hating, Christianity-despising National Socialist ideology. Same applies for LGBTQ+ (Excessive homoantiquity worship)

        If Hitler won, we would have BLM and Pride Marches decades sooner than we did.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Christianity as a whole was one of the biggest proponents of BLM and Pope gaysis pushed gay shit in Catholicism the farthest it's ever gone until he saw the writing on the wall and walked it back while pretending it never happened.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i did not particularly like the movie but am i only one who is not mad about the basic idea
    i mean there are serious and respectful movies about stories of WW2 all the time, and i love most of them (also still waiting for someone to film Battle of Castle Itter that shit screams for big screen adaptation)

    but i dont think the concept of wacky "Battlefield V Multiplayer - the Movie" Ritchiecore slop is necesarilly a bad one

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Punished for not being gays?

  19. 1 week ago
    Andy

    Is this some gay ass answer to Kingsmen or something?

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