this is 10 years old

this is 10 years old

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stallone movie is much better

    karl urban looks like the biggest fag ever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, Stallone has SOUL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. People were cooming over the new version because it has more violence but it was all cgi slomo gore.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm A fagit

          Yes you are

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        stallone movie is much better

        karl urban looks like the biggest fag ever

        Both are enjoyable for different reasons. And those reasons are all different ways of adhering to the comics. One is a campy and aesthetic stylized look at the future just like the comics. The other sacrifices that due to budget reasons and gives us a good look at what would be a day in the life of Dredd. Complete with the mannerisms we would expect of him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      audibly kek'd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a loser

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I said what I said

        Urban looks like the biggest homosexual in that helmet. He looks he just shit his pants. And that lack of chin... He's trying so hard to look cool. Meanwhile Stallone just "is" cool. That's how Dredd should look like.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to bed sly.
          Yelling I AM DA LAAWW was retard level acting compared to urban growling it over the PA

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Urban looks like the biggest homosexual in that helmet.
          At least he actually wears it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't really care about exactly what Dredd looks like as long as he keeps the helmet on. One of the signature things about Dredd and 2000 AD are how many different artists have drawn their takes on the characters.

            Karl Urban is a big fan of the character and insisted that he'll only take the role if he never took the helmet off. Guy actually cares.
            I hope we'll get a sequel one day.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't really care about exactly what Dredd looks like as long as he keeps the helmet on. One of the signature things about Dredd and 2000 AD are how many different artists have drawn their takes on the characters.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Urban can't even see with that helmet on. The red x thing gets in the way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, Stallone has SOUL

      Ahahahahahah!!!!

      What, you're serious?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Souless zoomer detected

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, Stallone has SOUL

      I said what I said

      Urban looks like the biggest homosexual in that helmet. He looks he just shit his pants. And that lack of chin... He's trying so hard to look cool. Meanwhile Stallone just "is" cool. That's how Dredd should look like.

      >SUCH SOUL; SUPER KINO; ULTRA FUNNY
      Fuck off Fags, it was shit and so were the Actors and Plot.
      Also anything that features Rob Schneider immediately ruins anything related to him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a kino shot tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like both of them, but I prefer to rewatch stallone's dredd more than urban's

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like the aesthetics and SFX of Stallone's and the uniforms are spot on. But I prefer the story of Urban's Dredd. If only they could make a mashup of the two, Urban's Dredd with the look of Stallone's, making the uniforms a bit dirty and gritty, we'd have a perfect Dredd film.

        And for godsakes, never take the helmet off.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Totally agree, I love the megacity and cursed earth of stallone's dredd. But the more serious and dirty take of urbans combined would be fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, Stallone has SOUL

      Contrarianism needs to be declared a mental illness.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The slo mo and tall building shots and colors were all made for 3D, was a blast in theaters. I remember being particularly impressed by the incendiary round bursting open like fireworks in that one scene when dredd ambushes the goons.
    Best line in the movie is dredd going …Yeah approvingly after he tosses mawmaw out the window.
    The planned sequels were gonna be judge death for number 2 and the scorched earth for number 3. I’m pretty sure someone connected to the movie leaked that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it in 3d at home.
      The movie sucks and is ugly to look at.
      I can rewatch the stallone movie many times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how would Judge Death've been if that's true. Surely he can't be alternate universe demon popping out in that kind of setting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Should've done "America," assuming that a sequel was being made.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Nick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        DON'T SHOOT HIM IN THE DICK
        IT'S WHAT HE WANTS

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nudredds bike is nothing like the comic, atleast stallone dredd actually looks like the comic , when I was a kid I made my own dredd armour out of cardboard and had the soundtrack on cassette tape that I listen to while pretending to be dredd I fucking love the stallone dredd

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too old.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU BETRAYED THE LAW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >LAWWWWWWWW

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rob Schneider ruined Stallone's Dredd. I bet half you fags don't even remember him being in that movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm willing to bet most of the Stallone Dredd supporters haven't even watched the movie and are just being memeing homosexuals.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RIIIIIICCCCCOOOOOOOO

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hes like 37, not 10 dumbass

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lena headey was hot as fuck in this as a drugged up cumslut whore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah she was ugly all cut up and weak as a character.
      nothing like the lovely diane lane

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lena headey > diane lane.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god for about one month in 2016 when vaporwave and dredd and trump i actually thought we had half of a chance
      lmao

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if i were a billionaire i would finance a sequel, hurry up and give me a billion bucks

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shitposting about good movies
    that's 10 years in isocubes

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What did ma ma's pussy smell like bros?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      really gross

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go on

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Excellent British sci-fi capeshit.

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    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And I am 38 years old. And despite being highly reviewed by those who met me no one remembers me now. What's your point.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good representation of the Law Giver.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shame they destroyed Mega City 2 in Judgement Day, I would have loved to see more of that place.
      Anyone interested in reading the movie/movie/comic crossover?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, Urban looks so puny here. I haven't heard of this comic. Does sound interesting

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Here we go.

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              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shame they destroyed Mega City 2 in Judgement Day, I would have loved to see more of that place.
                Anyone interested in reading the movie/movie/comic crossover?

                Won't let me post the same image again so there's page 4

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              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The End. To those discussing the possible Judge Death Urban movie, there was an Urban-world Judge Death comic but I probably won't storytime it as I don't recall it being anything amazing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                kinda surprised they chose stallone dredd to make the arrest, but also smack talk him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Urban Dredd had to take on his own department, didn’t he? Those other judges were half of act 3

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                These were just a few corrupt ones. Nothing like the entire dept getting taken over by Rico or Cal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I CLAPPED WHEN HE SAID THE THING

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                wow, 65??

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, comic Dredd progresses a year "real time". Since the comics being going on for 40-some years, he's gotten to be an old fart. Plenty of comics about him falling behind because of his age, or undergoing rejuve treatment, such as the time he was interrupted halfway through one and had to kill his would-be assassins without his skin.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Comic Dredd's timeline progresses in real time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Based storytime anon. I didn't even know this was a thing.

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dredd loremasters, what's the deal with sugar?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sugar is nothing compared to Boinging

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          w0t le fuq?! Did the Judge Parker live? A spray that gives you an ultimate anti-inertia aura?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >JUDGE DREDD - He witnesses the death of Judge Parker and follows the three responsible Boingers. He traps one on the road and allows another to bounce out over the Cursed Earth. He arrests them both and one of their fathers.
            >JUDGE PARKER - He is killed by a pair of illegal Boingers.
            >ARRESTS - Presumably three. We see one of the Boingers arrested by Dredd and sent to a correction block (presumably the other one is as well) and Dredd also arrests one of their fathers for attempting to bribe him.
            >DEATHS - Fifteen. Judge Parker is squashed by an illegal Boing, five people are knocked out of a hover vehicle at great height and one of the Boingers is electrocuted is what is apparently referred to as terminal Boing®.
            >BEST LINES - Bridle (as he witnesses a Boinger bouncing out over the Cursed Earth): "I've seen everything now!"
            >WORST LINES - Parker: "Always knew I'd die...on duty...but not like this...not...an illegal Boing..."
            >CATCHPHRASES - Dredd says "My Dok!", a Terminal Boinger screams an "Aieee!"
            Nope, Parker's dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >These sentences
      >Police state
      >Still manages to be in quasi anarchy and is shown to be a total shithole in comparison to places like Oz or Hondo city
      How

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >still no sequel
    >TV show was announced in fucking 2017
    >still in development hell, sounds terrible and will probably never get made anyway
    Why is this franchise cursed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is this franchise cursed
      same as wh40k
      too pure for this world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a kinda niche bong property. I'm amazed any movies got made at all.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All I want is to live in the fake Heavenly Haven. It looks mega comfy

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're both good. I appreciate the Stallone version because it's campy like early Dredd was but Stallone taking off his helmet is unforgivable. Dredd never shows his face in the comics and it's a running gag that when he does, he's extremely ugly and disfigured and shocks whoever sees his face but his face is never shown. If Stallone kept the helmet on then it would be a good representation of old, campier Dredd. Urban Dredd is a better representation of modern Dredd and Dredd in general.

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