Obi Wan lying to Luke the entire time about Vader being his Dad, and Vader actually only been a few years older than Luke would have been quite the twist
26???? Luke was 23 in Return of the Jedi, that would make Anakin 3 years old in Revenge of the Sith! (which actually would explain a lot about how he acted).
They cheated with Qui-Gon since Liam Nii-san was only in his mid/late 40s. But Jimmy Smits was legitimately 61 in Rogue One, which is set in the same time frame as New Hope, so you can see how much better he aged than Obi. I guess the Force is no replacement for a comfortable wealthy life.
He looks like how I feel
Are you hungover?
Anakin worked a desk job at Empire corporate for one year
so his son is older than him? Pretty neat.
Construction is hard on the body. He spent 18 or so years working on that Death Star. It takes a toll.
>this is a 26 year old guy
damn. how old was he when he knocked up padme
According to the lore, 12. Probably his first orgasm was inside her. No wonder he was obsessed.
>According to the lore, 12. Probably his first orgasm was inside her. No wonder he was obsessed.
now THIS is pod racing
>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick
You and your uncle?
If there's not a name for this move, I dub it "rifling".
Probably like 33-35 or something since Padme and Annie started smashing at 16 or something, then another time skip, and then Luke and Leia growing up
Vader has always been over 40 in RoTJ. Prequels can go frick themselves
Citizen Kane was directed and starred by a 25 year old.
he thought the high ground didnt matter
he got horribly burned and sliced up, plus the dark side makes you ugly
He's 40 something homosexual, and burned, and dark sided.
to show the toll that it took
oh and thats thats sebastian shaw when he was 78
His head looks like the tip of a dick.
your dick looks like an old man
No, but my balls look like bald old men. I'd put googly eyes on them if it wouldn't pull my testicle hair.
Obi-Wan was pretty young as well
Yoda's head looks like the tip of a dick.
How long before they do a facemorph monstrosity Old Man Hayden ghost?
thats a fake news image, the real movie has the real anakin you piece of shit not that old guy whoever that is
So who was that random dude?
That's Yoda.
Frick, age spares no one.
And one hell of a harmonica player too.
I look like this and am this old
What happened to the top of his head? Why didn't it heal?
heres your modern 26 year old guy
workman's comp, hit in head by Death Star
His aging didn’t stop you dummy. He aged like a normal person.
Obi Wan lying to Luke the entire time about Vader being his Dad, and Vader actually only been a few years older than Luke would have been quite the twist
gooner
White men age like shit
26???? Luke was 23 in Return of the Jedi, that would make Anakin 3 years old in Revenge of the Sith! (which actually would explain a lot about how he acted).
Luke was a VIRGIN
They cheated with Qui-Gon since Liam Nii-san was only in his mid/late 40s. But Jimmy Smits was legitimately 61 in Rogue One, which is set in the same time frame as New Hope, so you can see how much better he aged than Obi. I guess the Force is no replacement for a comfortable wealthy life.
vader is 50