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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are going to rename it Columbia aren't they?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it'll become the Sony TheaterStation or Sony Theaterman.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was illegal?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's cool, Sony gave 10% to Biden.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was reversed under trump you moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking dumb c**t!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, looks like it was reversed a few of years ago.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WTF when did this happen? Was it a NEW Supreme Court rulling?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not technically. The DOJ periodically reviews old antitrust cases to see if they are still relevant. They felt like the ancient paramount case wasn't relevant to modern Hollywood and asked the court to phase it out a few years ago. So no new law or case ruling happened.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dont think the DoJ can just do that. Law comes from one of 5 places

            1. Constitution
            2. Legislation
            3. Courts
            4. Regulatory Boards
            5. Executive Order

            And those last two are very WEAK ways to make law, and are already hard to enforce. If this didn't come from one of the 5 aforementioned institutions this should not be enforceable.

            t. poli sci scholar.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              Im back, looks like:
              >A federal judge in New York on Friday granted a U.S. Department of Justice motion to terminate 72-year-old regulations that barred Hollywood studios from owning movie theater chains.

              This is a state level ruling, very weak, at some point the SC WILL need to rule on it again if this NY judge is causing frickery. Like I said law can only come from one of 5 places

              you are autistic and wrong

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am fricking right. Local courts do this shit ALL the time, and the SC has to re-rule on shit.

                What am I wrong about.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              anon, you act like the politicians/big corporations in this country actually follow the law. they can do whatever the frick they want because they have the money to pay off anyone who would make a fuss

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dont think the DoJ can just do that. Law comes from one of 5 places

            1. Constitution
            2. Legislation
            3. Courts
            4. Regulatory Boards
            5. Executive Order

            And those last two are very WEAK ways to make law, and are already hard to enforce. If this didn't come from one of the 5 aforementioned institutions this should not be enforceable.

            t. poli sci scholar.

            Im back, looks like:
            >A federal judge in New York on Friday granted a U.S. Department of Justice motion to terminate 72-year-old regulations that barred Hollywood studios from owning movie theater chains.

            This is a state level ruling, very weak, at some point the SC WILL need to rule on it again if this NY judge is causing frickery. Like I said law can only come from one of 5 places

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon do you know what federal in federal judge means. It means he's tied to
              It means some random 2nd circuit Judge based in New York did it. It's not a state level judge.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, my point was its regional. So a Lawyer in California can't point to the New York judge's ruling and sell Groman's Chinese Theatre to Paramount Pictures.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                paramount pictures is owned by National Amusements which is literally a movie theater chain

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They are owned by Paramount Global and are one of the oldest studios in the country

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paramount_Global

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They a rua

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Landmark is a more literal metaphor in this case. Landmarks are things you look at for guidance. A supreme court decision acts as a landmark for future judges to use as precident on future cases. Pretty much any case that makes it to the supreme court is in some way going to be a "landmark case," so the term is kind of pointless.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Was for

                >Landmark case
                Why do they always say this, wouldn't the actual usage of the phrase be similar to watershed? Instead it's added to every case today, as if to imply change is le bad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The circuits are allowed to look at other circuit's rulings for guidance. They just aren't binding.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          back when disney wanted to buy amc

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Landmark case
        Why do they always say this, wouldn't the actual usage of the phrase be similar to watershed? Instead it's added to every case today, as if to imply change is le bad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was only a NY level case so not even landmark

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They repealed the law or whatever it was that prohibited studios to own theaters, like 3 year ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, looks like it was reversed a few of years ago.

      Why was it illegal to begin with?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anti trust law and vertical integration. they were trying to avoid one company controlling a product from writing to production to distribution

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty ignorant about this law but a movie studio owning a a theater chain that shows there own films sounds like Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, etc. making and distributing their own film on their own platform.
          It just seems like a silly law.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The idea was to prevent a studio from buying theaters and only showing their own movies. It's antiquated when you compare it to Streaming

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, so it's just to stop studios from buying the theatres, but they could build their own theaters to show their own movies, correct? Like if say Touchstone made their own theater to show only their movies that would be fine

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but it was about keeping studios from being able to exclusively distribute their content through their own thestersy while locking out small theaters.
                Honestly, if Netflix hadn't been first to explodw , I wouldn't have been surprised seeinf this kind of thing slapped on early Hulu which was a glorified cartel product.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >early Hulu which was a glorified cartel product.
                What do you mean? My memories of early hulu are being able to watch the entirety of stargate sg1 without a subscription and minimal ads by doing an interactive one every few episodes and it was incredibly delightful

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Early Hulu was a joint venture by news Corp(fox), NBC Universal, a private equity firm, and Disney who bought in slightly later. This was three major entertainment firms, also 3/4 of the main broadcast networks, controling how people access/consume their products and they were without viable competition at the time. That marks vertical intigration, cartel behavior, and control of a market which are no nos. One classic thing though is the gov ignores trusts until they negatively impact the consumer. Hulu never got big enough to negatively impact the consumer.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >It's antiquated when you compare it to Streaming
              Not really, if Apple stopped other streaming services from running on iPhones in favour of their own they'd be under a stack of antitrust lawsuits straightaway

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            streaming still hasn't been fully litigated yet.

            Its why shows like Malcolm in the middle have no deal negotiated for the music rights in regards to a physical distribution yet a virtual streamed distribution is some how okay... even though streaming wasn't a thing when the music licenses were negotiated

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is more like if Amazon or Netflix sold you the tv you watch their trash with, and it's not compatible with competing streaming services.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sounds like Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, etc.
            In the past, these companies would have been broken up by now. Esp. Amazon.

            >It just seems like a silly law.
            Only because you grew up in a country completely controlled by megacorporations. In the 1940s it was common sense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, looks like it was reversed a few of years ago.

      now you know why pandemic happened

      when scorsese compared capeshit to "theme parks" he wasn't joking

      disney will literally buy all these movie theaters and will turn them into disneyland. THEY WILL ONLY show their own movies and NOTHING ELSE.

      This is the future of cinema. Theme Parks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >disney will literally buy all these movie theaters and will turn them into disneyland. THEY WILL ONLY show their own movies and NOTHING ELSE
        So they'll lose even more money when their new movies inevitably bomb.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yup. It's gonna be remake little mermaid and morbius screenings across every theater until they're all destroyed, and they'll say it's all YOUR fault that theaters are dead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good thing. I've been screaming for years that they should go back to doing this

      It was, but it expired in 2020. I hadn't noticed either until I checked today

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vertical monopolies only benefit the owner and punish the consumer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Theaters already suck though, so who cares?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vertical integration will encourage theatres to produce movies that are worth being considered luxury experiences. At worst, studios will just lose even more money with their ESG slop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have more skin in the game, unless they're just gobbling it up to be merged with streaming companies later (not Sony?) And aren't major studios already cutting under the table deals to get more screens than say A24/Neon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We have been punished with bad movies for 30 years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The industry is pivoting away from big flashy sfx fest for the whole family and Alamo is fine dining for Millennials and Zoomers.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is a bad thing
    huh? how? its either no more alamo drafthouse or it still continues to run. are you dumb?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you can call 24/7 madame web screenings "running".

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised it took them so long. Honestly figured the chains would all get snapped up by studios as soon as the ban expired, but I guess these acquisitions take time. Expect more deals like this one to follow.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh frick off you penny pinching twats

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually good. The reason the Paramount decree was put in place was stop big studios from making it impossible to see competitor's (especially smaller studios) movies, but now studios make so few movies every year that this likely won't be an issue. If studios no longer have to split half of the box office returns with theaters, then movies have to make a lot less to be profitable.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alamo has sucked for years now so w/e, sony can't frick it up any more and Sony is addicted to failure so they should be happy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >alamo has sucked for years now
      >t. never had the whiskey banana split shake

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds disgusting and you sound fat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds disgusting and you sound fat.

        Whachu know about bananas, prolly nothin'

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Whachu know about bananas, prolly nothin'

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >99 proof

          Wtf?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Proof doesn't mean percent. Its not 99% alcohol by volume.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When you see "proof" divide the number by 2 to roughly find the alcohol content percentage. Some go much higher.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest movies of the year are sony movies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I wanted to watch a Sony movie I'd buy a Playstation

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Mondo was bad enough after the pandemic. This is fricked.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Went to a showing in one of those theaters before. Awful viewing experience if you are actually trying to watch a movie.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theaters are already super expensive and full of Black folk, how much more damage can they do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was the one theater chain that still threw out "people" that talked during screenings and didn't allow walk-ins after 5-minutes into the film.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they have a day where play nothing Sony Picture Classics films
    Could be kino

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony Classics are regularly shown
    >Radical movie food and drink tie ins to rival the 90s
    >Movies are designed even MORE for the theater experience
    Dudes, I think Kino is back on the menu.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Intermission films make a comeback because studios want you to buy concessions halfway through
      Kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sony Classics are regularly shown
      There’s a theater owned by the guy that created and wrote The Blacklist in my home town. It serves food and alcohol and movie tickets are $5 unless it’s a benefit targeting local rich people. Nobody showed up to watch new movies so they stopped showing them, they only show movies like Gremlins and Airplane! and Grumpy Old Men and The Sandlot and the theater is packed while the big Cinema 8 just shutdown. There are zero new movies that I am interested in.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like what I've been advocating for the theater industry for years now. Most chains already have days where they have a single showing of an older movie, but they should be expanding that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Intermission films make a comeback because studios want you to buy concessions halfway through
      Kino

      >shilling already starting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying 4 hour films with intermissions won't be kino.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Epic kino, Cinemaphileners.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOT
    THE
    ALAMO!!!!!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vertical integration
    Sony films can be shown at the theater for a premium.
    think about it, typically theaters get around a 50% cut of ticket sales. if it's a Sony picture in a Sony theater, all the money is in house.

    Sony films will probably also be shown on more screens and Imax, it's a way for Sony to maximize profits.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sony then fricks up like they always do by making their movies exclusive to theaters

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harry Knowles cannot wait to shit in a diaper and rape someone at the Sony Draft House

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They just can't help themselves from making terrible decisions, can they?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderman raimi trilogy 24/7.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were already closing shop almost everywhere.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >35 of its cinemas across 25 metro areas
    It's fricking nothing. This shit is more about advertising and brand awareness than anything

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Normally I'd say that they ought to release their own movies in Alamo theaters exclusively and keep them there for a few months before dumping to streaming, but the chain isn't wide enough geographically to support that.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate our fake and gay government. Instead of making new decrees, they just double down and let it be worse.

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