THIS IS A MILITARY VESSEL, essentially.

THIS IS A MILITARY VESSEL, essentially.

Flippant convo and snide remarks from your butch lesbo navigator would result in IMMEDIATE dismissal.

TOS and TNG did it right, its all gone down hill since.

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IT'S NOT WOKE PLEASE WATCH MY SHOW
    >ugly dyke with a woke hair cut
    Nice try.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your loss.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tried too hard in your path

        I can't take her seriously. She's the annoying white girl at the party that thinks she's everyone's bro. I'm white BTW.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure ~~*you*~~ are.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            oi vey

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yikes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dykes with buzzcuts are a sterling tradition in military/sci fi kino and if you don't know that you're too young to post on this fucking site, gay

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck yeah.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          is that a man?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            f-ffuck y-yeah??

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's actually a gnomish woman. Not memeing. Look it up.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah the 80's when gnomish women played Puerto Rican men

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now she runs a bra store in suburban Atlanta for women with huge breasts.
                > We carry sizes 30-44 D-K and our bras, swimwear, lingerie, sports, and nursing bras are imported directly from Europe from small independent companies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't ask

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not a buzzcut, it's the woke zoomer haircut. not that anyone in star trek ever wore a buzzcut either

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tilly would be court martialed for turning into a fat cow.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't they just beam the fat out of her?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starfleet is not a military.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But it is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It obviously is, it’s just not “just” a military.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Starfleet
      >fleet
      It's not a merchant navy.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened? I don't watch this show.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tv pretending to be outraged at nu star trek

      [...]
      it doesnt matter. on no ship with an organized command structure, civilian or military, you talk like that on the bridge:

      >Erica, take us closer, please.
      How close do you want to get? First date or third date?
      >Blind date.
      Copy. Proceeding with caution, sir.

      Spock: Recommend we do not cross one of the beams.
      Pike:What happens if we do
      Spock: At best, it will shut down the ship.
      Pike: And at worst?
      Erica: Kaboom?
      Spock: Indeed.

      its seriously annoying and stupid. i dont expect 100% accurate naval talk but some seriousness would be nice.

      >on no ship with an organized command structure, civilian or military, you talk like that on the bridge:
      been on many ships, have you?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon, but no one even talks like this in the professional world. The lack of professionalism in what is supposed to be a serious show is jarring to say the least.

        Joss Whedon has done more damage to the movie world than any other writer.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Joss Whedon
          Is he cancelled? What did he do?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cancelled
            Not that I know of, I'm just saying the trend of twee lolsoironic meta dialogue that is pervasive in Marvel movies and the like is because of him.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"Joss Whedon is not to be left alone in a room with Michelle Trachtenberg"
            This is the rule the cast & crew had during Buffy.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did they secure her socks and shoes when he was around? Summer Glau's feet were basically another cast member on Firefly.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't have bants with his boss
          virgin detected

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped it after the chud episode. It was ok before that, but one has to have principles.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clocked.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like her, funny character!

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MILITARY VESSEL

    You know what the Federation is, don't you? It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >semantics
      They have a military hierarchical command structure

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have a military command structure and weapons of war (like the photon torpedo). Even IF their stated goal is peacekeeping and research, they are still a military vessel.

      If they were purely a research vessel, they wouldn't have such weapons.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always thought of Starfleet as scientists first and military second. Like, they are scientists and explorers and diplomats, but they don't know what the hell theyre going to find out there. So they do combat and weapons training, and arm their ships, and adopted a military hierarchy to keep everything stable and disciplined in times of crisis, all just in case, but certainly not their primary role.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree, but even in that case, the dialogue is unrealistic. You don't make snarky comments at people who are your superiors in a military hierarchy. Furthermore, you don't act this way in general around people you are working with, for the simple reason it causes unnecessary tension.

          For a bunch of writers who are obsessed with "toxicity" and whatnot, you'd think they'd be aware of how dialogue in a professional environment sounds like. Nu-trek dialogue is such a far cry from this masterpiece of screenwriting:

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            now post some clips from the show in question. only one quote has been posted and it wasn't snarky in the slightest

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So I went searching around for some clips and the "good" parts are remarkably horrible.

              >Tell us, why should we ally with your Federation?
              >Easy, you shouldn't.
              >[proceeds to ramble on and on about le Federation privilege]

              It's worse than I expected. And this is them at their supposed best.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hate that guy's line delivery more than anything else in that clip

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This new "captain" makes me actually appreciate Captain Janeway. At least she acted like a rational leader and not some whiny college student.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >stable and disciplined
                Exactly.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >stable and disciplined
          Exactly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who do you think fights all the actual wars Federation gets into? It's these guys.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >peacekeeping and humanitarian armada.
      Peacekeeping and Humanitarian Armada of Peace

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don’t they have marines? Away teams are always the senior command structure.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's supposedly a ~~*science*~~ vessel that also is a warship.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's supposedly a ~~*science*~~ vessel that also is a warship.

      it doesnt matter. on no ship with an organized command structure, civilian or military, you talk like that on the bridge:

      >Erica, take us closer, please.
      How close do you want to get? First date or third date?
      >Blind date.
      Copy. Proceeding with caution, sir.

      Spock: Recommend we do not cross one of the beams.
      Pike:What happens if we do
      Spock: At best, it will shut down the ship.
      Pike: And at worst?
      Erica: Kaboom?
      Spock: Indeed.

      its seriously annoying and stupid. i dont expect 100% accurate naval talk but some seriousness would be nice.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >some seriousness would be nice
        exactly, lives are at stake, the but chud clown writers, despite their best efforts keep slipping into chud clown flippant repartee.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a documentary, you sperg.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >everything needs to be a retarded marvel quipfest

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus are those real

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but at least Ortegas lack of professionalism takes place in a conversation. Ensign Tilly from Discovery just babbles non-stop to nobody.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Glad I'll never watch this vomit
            I sincerely hope everyone coping with it is trolling and hasn't self-hypnotized

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, in many military situations you can be funny with your superiors. They're people too

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's funny and there's a constant stream of insubordination.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Spock: Recommend we do not cross one of the beams.
        >Pike:What happens if we do
        >Spock: At best, it will shut down the ship.
        >Pike: And at worst?
        >Erica: Kaboom?
        >Spock: Indeed.

        God, I hate millennial writers. They're all a bunch of socially-inept retards who can't write a serious dialogue exchange to save their lives. No one over the age of 12 actually likes this kind of dialogue. It's like all the worst parts of Borderlands dialogue without any of the humor.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are millennials so bad at writing serious dialogue?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They never watched any of the old Star treks, and Paramount just wants money. It's honestly a very simple explanation.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon, but I agree that it's a bigger problem than mere money. ALL millennials writers are godawful. We never got this cringey cutesy dialogue 20 years ago. Outside of a few notable shows (eg pre D&D GoT), the quality of writing in this generation is awful.

            I think this is the result of a generation of sheltered writers who have no experience outside of their tiny MFA bubbles. Old showrunners had real world experience. Gene Roddenberry had so much life experience in the military. He also commented how his experience with his father as a police officer in LA informed his concept of The Prime Directive, particularly with how the officers handled different people of different cultures.

            I bet these millennial writers have never interacted with people who weren't at a coffee shop.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd like to point it to Whedon, mainly.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >(eg pre D&D GoT)
              They ran the show beginning to end dude... Is it Summer time already?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What, you mean Star Trek crew members didn't always say "I LOOOOOVE SCIENCE BRO!"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one in startrek has the slightest tactician acumen, not even (or perhaps especially) the klingons. Even the MAKOS in ENT were bumbling third string tier

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She will certainly die. Along with the blackfrican doctor and big tittied number one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, black doctor makes it all the way to the orignal star trek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he was a character written into TOS to show Bones' actor that he was replaceable.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why? Was the actor a dick or something?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think he was drunk on set at all times and called Roddenbery, Shatner and Nimoy dirty garden gnomes (but back then anti-Semitism was considered funny) so yeah

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              But Roddenberry was a dirty garden gnome. He gave Majel a vicious infection by going from back to front.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yikes but based
                >I want my girlfriend not my wife in this series make her the co-lead, ok no oh well the nurse then

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m still mad as fuck Hemmer died because Laan is a useless security commander.

    Like legit they took 8 people down to the ice planet, two of whom were trainees. Both (BOTH) medical officers - they only have two on the ship - are there. Leaving none for the other 80 some crew on the Enterprise.

    Captain and science officer also there. Chief of security has no other security team with her. For an away mission. They take no precautions at all. As soon as they know it’s Gorn she just spergs out and it results in three people getting killed - one of whom is the chief engineer. The medical team are useless. The captain is useless. Laan is fucking terrible at her job. God this show makes me mad.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is how actual people in the military interacted before the entire military was ruined by globohomo in the 1990s.

    You think everybody in WWII snapped a salute and said yes sir no sir all the time?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You think everybody in WWII snapped a salute and said yes sir no sir all the time?
      Yes they did. Hierarchy is everything while on duty. Off duty, sure, everyone talks shit about their officers. But on duty?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fuck they absolutely did you LARPing gay. You think military protocol wasn't followed during WWII? Don't teach history you retard. Now you might make a case that US military protocol got more relaxed after the Vietnam War and has been dwindling ever since but let's not retcon stuff entirely with bullshit.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry I don't have a copy of Starfleet's hair and dress code circa 2258

    mind posting it?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't they set any new series other than Picard post TNG? Why do they keep going back to the original series timeline?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evil cannot create.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you quoting a star wars line or something?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Character who is flippant and gives snide remarks when off-duty, even to people who outrank them - but is completely strict and serious on-duty
    There I made the character better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but then you might have to go 30 seconds without getting any cutesypoo dialog

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the year 2250-somthing
    >characters talk like they were dragged off the street in 2020s New York
    hrm

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ‘09 had the best bridge scenes of all Trek media, apologize.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >09 had the best bridge scenes of all Trek media, apologize.
      kys retard

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just call everyone on the bridge by their first name and have people wandering in and out of the set with food and cups of coffee and someone carries the trash out sometimes

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