this is a perfect night

this is a perfect night

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking alcohol in a rolling, spinning chair
    have fun

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t have to roll & spin around to have fun in that chair

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that's right, you just need a suction cup dildo and the will to bounce

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >go out to nightclub for the first time in years
        >see some dude on the dancefloor spinning around in an office chair trippin balls
        >”ha ha what a moron”
        >I look closer
        >its actually my 34 year old brother

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I get drunk in my computer chair every night and nothing bad happens. Sounds like you have a skill issue.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >sausage
    You would wouldn't you homosexual?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you are not white

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do Germans really?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      druk beer and ear sausage? yeah

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah nah

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit weather

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s another “truman watches himself on blu ray” episode

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    for me its

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      20 hours of film and 4 pounds of sausage? Hell of a night.

      Liar. Jeanne Dielman is no one's idea of fun, unless you're putting it on at the end so you can slowly drift off into sleep.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >eat raw meat and raw egg
      >get worms and salmonella

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        tartare is delicious dude stop being a weenie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i read that the director killed herself after this film

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, like, decades later. She killed herself because her mom died and she couldn't live without her.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot a mirror to admire yourself with.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you watch a movie in an office chair? Get a recliner.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A perfect day

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your colon cancer

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hate homosexuals so fricking much.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    looks pretty damn good. I'd rather watch an action movie, a western, or LOTR or something
    also needs some mash and broccoli

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thats one hell of a breakfast anon yummy!

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What would eating this amount of sausage do to your poop

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it would come out largely the same

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sausage comes pre-poop-shaped, so no effect

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's a good chair for lounging? The one in the OP looks too flat. Posting this one because it's the quitessential meme chair. LaZ boys are only comfortable if you're fully reclined and then you're almost staring at the ceiling. I've had it with office wagecuck chairs.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't stick sausage up your ass the casing can come loose and cause dementia

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >not carne asada fries and Murder, She Wrote marathon

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no pork

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    mmmmm sossij

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >das boot
    >thunderstorm
    >large Philly pizza
    > and a 12 pack of rootbeer
    now that's a perfect night

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    for me it’s
    >3am
    >90s samdman kinos
    >bottle of wild turkey
    >red baron za

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Look into making your own pizza anon it's really easy and so good

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >dunston checks in
    >large glass of warm onions milk
    >can of potted meat
    >90 degrees, 80% humidity. no ac

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What was his endgame?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        1. Get addicted to heroin
        2. Die

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      weirdly cropped

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We'd all have amazing German beer and food and hot Japanese women if it wasn't for the fricking allies "winning" the war.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The Mummy, The Matrix, Terminator 2, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Wild at Heart, all as background to glance over at
    >windows fogged up by relentless, multi-hour animalistic sex with my (to-be) bombshell leggy blonde
    >whatever furniture is closest to us at any given moment
    >root beer to maintain stamina and blood sugar
    up your fantasies, nerds

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