The vegana creates a natural lubricant during sexual arousal.
If you need lube when having sex with a woman, it means she's not into it.
Any more embarrassing things about yourself you'd like to share?
I'm so sorry you couldn't get her wet anon. So, so very sorry.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Women aren't fountains, anon
Even when they do get very wet, it's not secreted fast enough to replenish the lubricant displaced from physical friction to make the motion completely discomfort -free for the entire duration
7 months ago
Anonymous
And even if they're horny as frick, many women simply have physiological difficulty juicing up, especially with age.
>The vegana creates a natural lubricant during sexual arousal.
True but lube makes it extra slippery and wet, which feels really good especially when going bareback. Would recommend.
I remember most of the episodes having really unsatisfying resolutions, and cat just being such an butthole with little repercussion, it just left such a bad taste in my mouth. I often left the TV running anyway because it used to play in the slot between El Tigre and Fairly Odd Parents.
They had a special episode that was about Dog wanting to discover their alien origins, and the whole thing was just, I'm not sure how to put it, depressing, but not in the "everything is dark and sad" way, more of like a "everything is muted and mildly uncomfortable things just happen and accumulate" kind of way. My brother fricking hated this show back then, he said he just couldn't stand the general lethargic and cynical vibe of the show.
Most of the time it happened only at the end, and seeing him go back to being a complete c**t again the next episode made it feel like it didn't matter. That was the impression I got from the series: Cat was an butthole who never learned his lesson. It's like watching Nobita getting his shit pushed in every chapter/episode of Doraemon from his hubris, but never seeing him change until the epilogue. This format is fine for a show trying to impart moral lessons on children, but there's a degree of meanspiritedness and discomfort you end up leaning into if you play into the negativity this much. It was just awful to watch, especially for 9 year old me.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Mean spirited characters are the best. And I could probably name about a hundred characters who were worse than Cat and got away with more. You just sound like you don't have a sense of humor.
I like how a bunch of people shit on the lube virgin, and now we've switched to redundantly explaining why lube is handy even though he's fallen silent.
Homosexuals hadn't taken over the western world yet, so most people didn't think about personal lubricant when seeing the word lube.
You do know that lube is also a heterosexual thing too, right anon?
Not really needed in veganal sex. 100% needed in gay tho cuz god never intended men to do that
>cuz god never intended men to do that
Explain the p-spot then
>Not really needed in veganal sex.
I thought people being virgins here was just a meme
Cavemen managed
Do you enjoy jerking off dry yourself?
The vegana creates a natural lubricant during sexual arousal.
If you need lube when having sex with a woman, it means she's not into it.
Any more embarrassing things about yourself you'd like to share?
^get a load of this virgin here
I'm so sorry you couldn't get her wet anon. So, so very sorry.
Women aren't fountains, anon
Even when they do get very wet, it's not secreted fast enough to replenish the lubricant displaced from physical friction to make the motion completely discomfort -free for the entire duration
And even if they're horny as frick, many women simply have physiological difficulty juicing up, especially with age.
>The vegana creates a natural lubricant during sexual arousal.
True but lube makes it extra slippery and wet, which feels really good especially when going bareback. Would recommend.
Some women naturally don't produce enough, and it gets even worse as they age. Human bodies are full of fricked up glitches like that.
>Not really needed in veganal sex
Unironically, have sex
Girls have back doors.
Guys, what the frick you are talking about - of course this guy does not need lube - the frick you need lube for if your is sub 10 cm.
you can just tell this poster has never gave a woman a real orgasm
My gf REALLY likes it up the butt anon
you didn't need to bring your israeli god into this
All you need is love
All you need is Lube
Superb joke.
Wasn't this an episode about mechanics and biking?
No.
It was “you saved my life so I’m gonna be your servant” plot number 508.
no that's the episode where CatDog's car breaks down and Lube helps fix it but also gets help to get a date with a rich girl.
I will never forgive Nickelodeon for inflicting catdog onto the world
I mean...
This is like the mermaid question, but with a doubling effect.
They deserve love.
And I'd make love to it.
I actually grew up watching it
What a meanspirited and depressing cartoon
What went wrong?
I remember most of the episodes having really unsatisfying resolutions, and cat just being such an butthole with little repercussion, it just left such a bad taste in my mouth. I often left the TV running anyway because it used to play in the slot between El Tigre and Fairly Odd Parents.
They had a special episode that was about Dog wanting to discover their alien origins, and the whole thing was just, I'm not sure how to put it, depressing, but not in the "everything is dark and sad" way, more of like a "everything is muted and mildly uncomfortable things just happen and accumulate" kind of way. My brother fricking hated this show back then, he said he just couldn't stand the general lethargic and cynical vibe of the show.
>and Cat just being such an butthole with little repercussion
>little repercussion
He got beat up in almost every episode, what are you talking about
Most of the time it happened only at the end, and seeing him go back to being a complete c**t again the next episode made it feel like it didn't matter. That was the impression I got from the series: Cat was an butthole who never learned his lesson. It's like watching Nobita getting his shit pushed in every chapter/episode of Doraemon from his hubris, but never seeing him change until the epilogue. This format is fine for a show trying to impart moral lessons on children, but there's a degree of meanspiritedness and discomfort you end up leaning into if you play into the negativity this much. It was just awful to watch, especially for 9 year old me.
Mean spirited characters are the best. And I could probably name about a hundred characters who were worse than Cat and got away with more. You just sound like you don't have a sense of humor.
This is a real DKC the animated series title card
at least this one isn't a sex pun
Are you...
Are you like legitimately moronic?
It's a pun on the movie "A thin line between love and hate"
You're legitimately moronic.
Anon is just more innocent
No. He's moronic.
By that moronic viewpoint OP's card is just a pun on "All you need is Love"
homie
To be fair this title was written by A Frenchie who thinks Ape rhymes with hate
Did they know what they were doing, or were they sneaking it in?
is he gonna shove catdog up his butthole?
I can't think of an episode of this show that didn't follow by the numbers cliches that many cartoons were doing
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS LUBE
Are there any options for CatDog that aren't oral or frottage?
I like how a bunch of people shit on the lube virgin, and now we've switched to redundantly explaining why lube is handy even though he's fallen silent.