This is actually super kino
>a movie where Alec Baldwin kills an innocent person
>Halloween coming up
>time for my annual watch of Beetlejuice alone while wondering if I should masturbate to Winnie or not
Gonna be weird not drunk and high this year.
Both wives are hotter, you’re confused because of her goth hairstyle
In her life, Winnie has stolen many things, but none more valuable than my heart.
It's good yea. Not enough juice tho, Keaton is only in it for about 15 mins. I assume the sequel will be more juice related.
This. He's got way too little screentime.
The pacing is also very erratic where half the scenes move the plot forward and the other half are just there for a comedic scene, and then it just ends all of a sudden.
It reminds me of Goodfellas: lots of good scenes, but not put together well. The whole is lacking
Ahh, back when Burton still had his soul. Before the dark times. Before the Empire hired him.
Go the fuck back to redd it.
any other hidden gems?
>any other hidden gems?
Serial Mom - then get into the Jon Waters catalogue.
They are gonna butcher the sequel with impressive ability.
They've at least got Burton directing. It's probably gonna be pozzed to high hell, but having Burton directing has me optimistic. And Keaton can do no wrong.
not really reassuring
The problem was that he started doing adaptations instead of original stuff so it was always just "OLD THING BUT TIM BURTON".
Big Eyes was decent
Keaton's too old to be as manic as he needs to be.
I don't know - older, more misanthropic BJ, if it goes darker, I really think Keaton's the man for it and will give an awesome performance.
The issues is more lazymode Burton + the rest of the cast.
Yeah, if Jenna wasn’t starring in it. Her face alone will save it.
stop worshipping real women
how do i watch the musical?
i need more juice
no shit you fucking zoomer
>uuuummm actually psycho is kino
kek what a cunt
Wow anon what a powerful thoughtful commentary absolutely deserving of its own thread. Have you ever thought of writing film criticisms professionally on Letterboxd?
No but I’ve considered kicking you’re mother’s teeth in and then keeping her in my dirty laundry box as my personal blowjob slave and shit stained box brief cleaner.
yeah I just saw this, its good. rarely is there so much creativity in a movie.
nice fucking model *honk honk*
>there's an alternate universe where the movie is about that version of beetlejuice forcing herself on a teenage goth boy
creepy crazy old perv x young goth girl is infinitely superior
I respectfully disagree
The third act feels super rushed. It’s good overall but the whole rush to marry Lydia always seemed like they skipped over some scenes
>be weird cryptid bio-exorcist
>get a rare summoning
>realise you can marry Winnie
I too would rush the ending.
Nice fuckin' thread!
I confess I don't like the banana song
i liked it
the song itself doesn't fit with the movie or the characters
I remember not enjoying this in high school. And I still don't like it.
when i was a kid it was peak of the movie for me, but i rewatched it recently and yeah, this part doesn't hold up
>this part doesn't hold up
reddit midwit speech
what's the problem with that part?
I just don't like the song, if it had a different one I'd like it
It fits perfectly, fuck off retard
sorry satan, but no
Imagine the sex
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