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Why do they have snowspeeders on a desert planet
>Why do they have snowspeeders on a desert planet
Snowspeeders were actually regular speeders with Rebel modifications to allow them to operate better on Hoth. However, there shouldn't be these speeders used again because it's supposed to be a massive galaxy with all kinds of technology. Disney keeps making The Galaxy smaller and smaller.
Yidsney wars is pure, unadulterated memberberries
They are just corpo suits churning out product. They might as well be manufacturing cocaine.
It's not even hard to make a new fighter craft for star wars. None of the designs make sense, you just have to make it look cool. I did this in 3 minutes. Frick Disney.
That was the prequel trilogy too.
>darth vader built c3p0
>That was the prequel trilogy too
But to a minor extent. If Lucas did one thing right with the prequels it was not rehashing ship designs. If anything could be said to off about them it is that they seemed way more advanced than the OT ships but not that they were memberberrie bait
They had sleeker designs. But so does an old Rolls Royce compared to an Army Humvee.
Anakin Skywalker built c3p0
Shitting on Lucas won't make disney better.
i like bb8
>i like bb8
It's sort of original but also not really, since it's kind of just R2D2's head on a beach ball with a similar R2D2 personality and role.
r2 was mean tbh
They should have cut the Black character out and had everything he did be done by BB8 instead.
human cyborg relation hands typed this
It's different from R2 in personality. BB8 was actually cute and positive. R2 is kind of a an butthole.
BB8 is literally everything wrong with the sequels and shows the fundamental misunderstanding of the narrative framing for star wars; its supposed to be a story told by R2 to the keeper of the whills.
By not having major events being seen by R2, it shows that they didn't understand what the point of R2 and C3P0 are; the narrative framing device for the Saga; while the subjects are the skywalkers. It's the story of skywalkers as told by R2.
R2 had quite some characterization as bold rude droid. I don't remember anything about BB8. You have this early arc of him and 3PO in the desert but BB 8 just teleports to Rey and then is rendered irrelevant.
R2 is like a precocious puppy; he can be bold and rude, but he means well.
chopper from rebels is an butthole cat.
BB8 is just.... there.
I think throwing away the concept of everything being shown from the droids point of view.... might not be the gigantic mistake you think it is. Literally nobody that enjoys star wars even knows that and certainly nobody enjoyed r2 and 3p0 being shoehorned into the prequels for its sake
>Disney keeps making The Galaxy smaller and smaller.
They keep up the tradition of Lucas', incompetence. Who could forget the city(planet), forest(planet), desert(planet) or swamp(planet). Same exact shit.
>Who could forget the city(planet), forest(planet), desert(planet) or swamp(planet). Same exact shit.
Not really. Everyone being related and all the characters having connected origins and all the space ships being the same makes it small. Themed planets isn't the same. A themed planet simply makes it easy to digest. It's only a problem if every desert planet is exactly like Tatooine.
Well, he established with the prequels that everyone just visits the same three locations from OT and everyone knows each other. So again. Perfectly encapsulating Lucas' vision.
>They keep up the tradition of Lucas', incompetence. Who could forget the city(planet), forest(planet), desert(planet) or swamp(planet). Same exact shit.
Lucas knew how to move merchandise. Disney doesn't seem to understand that kids want fresh cool toys not more boomershit.
Prequel planets were way more different compared to the sequels.
Do you piss and shit yourself IRL when you see the same kind of car twice in one day?
the current estimate for the number of stars in our own little galaxy is between 100 to 400 billion stars. imagine if you saw the same car twice in one day on a planet the size of 100 billion planets. you would indeed be surprised...
And how many support humanoid life? Suddenly the numbers shrink... a lot
hence why I went with the conservative side of the numbers given, but we have seen more than once in the SW galaxy a large number of planets AND moons in systems supporting life.
>implying this is anywhere near equivalent
yes. is this not normal?
It’s not about organic worldbuilding, it’s mishmash of iconography. Who’s going to get excited if they don’t see their old toy from the 70s on there.
It's a water planet.
water these people thinking??
Kek
Moon, actually
Moon, yes. Snow is frozen water. Snowspeeders have jet ski mode (and a hover mod)
more importantly, is it salty?
They're known as airspeeders, the Star Wars equivalent of a Honda Civic. The ones in Empire Strikes Back were retrofitted for arctic environments.
Were they always for conflict/warfare? Were they originally strictly defensive? Were they for agriculture or maybe costrction or mining?
"Are the speeders ready yet?"
"We're having trouble adapting them to the cold"
"Then I'll have to go out on a Taun-Taun. HYAHH!"
I mean, they explain it in ESB.
>HYAHH!
based
They specifically said the speeders on Hoth were modified in Empire. They literally say that.
t. doesn't watch tv and films but posts on Cinemaphile.
You need to leave this board and never come back you filthy tourist.
I don't even know what that is, anon.
Me, I'm kind of getting a Star Wars itch and I think putting on Rebel Assault II will do it for me.
>the way it just floats there ten feet in front of her face shooting at her
Anyone have a webm? A still image just doesn't do it justice.
OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>that run
Well that just looks dumb, she doesn't even seem interested that she is being attacked.
She just didn't put in the light saber work or maybe Disney didn't give her enough time. Even Oliva Munn's meh training vids from that shitty xmen film are x10 better than what Disney put on the screen. Actor and everyone involved should be embarrassed. They really are just phoning it in now. Yet we still watch..
https://youtube.com/shorts/gR_2ttstz9E
>Yet we still watch..
No, we fricking don't. Some of us still have some dignity and refuse to watch this garbage.
Riiiight.... and yet out of the billions of places you could be online right now you some how end up here. In a nerd b***h fest on a Mongolian Yak breeding site for a 1970's kid movie base streaming show...... that you're not watching.
It's ok anon, you can admit you have watched a Disney+ streaming show like the rest of us. No judgement
It's 10am and I'm still trying to fall asleep. Not being able to is annoying as frick so I am in here. I'm also in the RoP thread, so I can be frustrated at morons destroying my beloved childhood memories instead of obsessively thinking about my inability to sleep properly for the last 5 years. Frick off
Give in... watch the shows. You only get a taste of the nerd rage in threads. Ya got to see it first hand to really soak up how shitty some of the stuff is in this show. I need to make clips too for others to mock
I watched the 1st sequel movie, regretted it gravely. I also started watching the stories but stopped 15 minutes in.
Thank frick a stupid friend of mine told me Mandalorian "totally has Yoda as a baby in it dude" and gave that a try, but that also led me to try and watch Boba's 1st episode, hoping for similar quality. After that fiasco, I'm not touching anything new ever again from shitney
>Lol if you don't watch it you can't judge it!
We've all seen the webm's anon
If Vader was doing all that it might have been good, but that was stupid with her doing it. It's like the writers thinks EVERY Jedi light or dark (frick the Sith) is at the same level as Vader and Palpatine, so it's cheap feeling.
lol why is she running so funny?
Let's see:
1.sheboon is not interested in this role at all. And because she's fat and dumb.
2.director is demented blind c**t who uses sand paper to wipe her ass just because she can't see of feel anything
3.I don't even know who launders these money and for what reason, because youtuber with 50 bucks can make 2x better scene than this this...atrocity
There's limitations on how fast you run because of this studio setup
Spins behind her back for no reason, slowly, being the actor didn't put enough training time. Why did she get cast for this role?? She's so damn terrible at it.
Even Daisy, who was pretty bad too, was x10 better than this
LMAOOOOO
The people that make this shit have not watched a single star wars movie before disney, huh.
Man, those speeders being able to hover still would've been real fricking useful during the battle of Hoth, huh.
>battle of hoth
Only the new sequels are cannon now, deal with it
It looks weird, but then they also had to get in and out of these hangars. I had similar issues with the flying of the x-wings in the sequels, they do too much weird drifting that wasn't present in the rest of the films but I can't really say why they wouldn't be capable of it.
Well from flying it in battlefront it can only hover for a few seconds when taking off. You better aim it at the entrance in time or you'll die.
The entire founding idea of star wars is what if you had to drop a bomb at the right time from a fast speeding machine going down a drag way.
If you can just stop and hover and line it up then star wars doesn't exist
(Note this applies equally to ESB's shooting a cable onto a ATAT leg, and probably something in ROTJ which I don't remember, since this is the essential action of star wars)
It can probably not just slow down like that. Think of it like a Vtol taking off
she's such a bad actor holy shit
>webm
they float now?
THEY FLOAT NOW
To be fair, they could hover in place to take off. The real stupid thing is WHY the frick would the pilot hover in place firing at a target who is clearly able to deflect their shots, instead of strafing her and then flying away to attack from a different direction?
Also lmao at how shots from a starfighter's laser cannon longer than a human body are no more impactful than shots from a sidearm, and don't do literally any damage at all to the scenery, and can be deflected with ease as if they were nothing.
lol
lmao
Just goddamn
Goddamn
this is an absolute mess on every conceivable level
wtfffffffff
imagine getting these dailies back and not immediately firing the entire production staff and forcing an immediate re-write
it is literally a YouTube fan film from 2015
how have they fricked this up so badly
honestly I've seen much much better done fan films that have impactful action, excellent cinematography and great costume/makeup work
it's honest to god like they're actively trying to find the limits of how awful they can make it
>honestly I've seen much much better done fan films
Me too. No wonder they're already calling the fanbase a bunch of racists, they had to have known long in advance that they'd made a turd
Truthfully Kathleen Kennedy came on at the last minute and demanded that EVERYTHING be scrapped in and re-done *in two weeks*.
Not a joke.
sauce
That you, Mike Zeroh?
*stares harder*
*dartboard seems sentient*
Say what her reason was or Doomwiener
Not enough diversity.
Wouldn’t that just be a casting department thing? Why would that involve effects or scripts?
They replaced someone with her, anon. It was too hard to CGI someone in. Everything was re-done and made worse for black woke points.
Hang on so I’m sleepy don’t think my brain is working good. This what you’re saying?
>Kenobi with White!Reva written and shot
>KK comes down for an inspection
>fires White!Reva, hires Black!Reva
>2 week deadline (?!?!?) to turn everything around
>White!Reva was acting like she was getting hanged so can’t keep those gestures
>not enough time to make it look good
Do I have that right ish? Seems insane that anyone could expect 2-week turnaround, and still doesn’t seem to excuse the hollow genericness of the scripts
>Do I have that right ish?
Yes, except the character wasn't Reva, it was an entirely different character.
Let me guess, Evan
So the camera is shaking and wobbling everywhere because the cameraman had been rushing around from location to location and was out of breath?
Those fan films were better shot
Even this is better
I like the little fling she does at 0:20
Obi-Wan Kenobi?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
kek. just finished the episode and knew this would be the first thing i see here
>a ship with only propulsion on the back can just float
>someone with a lightsaber can just nonchalantly stand there and reflect fire from giant guns mounted to a ship
>the ships just show up at the exact perfect time anyway
>they just happen to have explosive boxes lying around and she can throw it faster than a ship
.
also i didn't think the reva actor was _that_ bad before but holy frick she was awful in this episode. the direction is just bad
they float?
Oh yes... they float...
what the frick
You now remember that the director and showrunner of this mess has directed maybe 20+ singular episodes of TV before this and a horrendous movie with Zach Braff. It shows.
If the deathstar shot at her, could she reflect the shot?
the answer is yes because she can do anything
BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AND I THOUGH VIDEO GAMES WERE DYING
>Nuh uh homie
>Not today
>Frick that shit homie
>Not in my house
>Frick outta here b***h
I honestly can’t stop watching this orphan abortion
That's how big the set is.
Apparently they can't get a wider shot in the year 2022. There's just no way.
Looks truly awful and tacky
Still better than the prequels
why is so much of the obi wan show about this ugly sheboon?
Kek, you thought the show would be about Obi-Wan?
>get show about obi wan
>hype up him and darth vader meeting again
>real antagonist of the show is a negriss
No refunds
You didn't learn from the recent He-Man cartoon? They constantly bait and switch like this
>horizon is curved
holy frick its so shitty.
They literally just plaster a giant panoramic photo of the background and then film actors standing somewhere in the "foreground". Looks like they forgot to choose a good angle.
The team behind Mandalorian learned to use it and to be smart with each new scene for a whole season, I'm sure that Disney just told to the Kenobi team to use it too, but since they don't have any proper knowledge about it, they keep doing shitty things with it.
I miss matte paintings
same. does anyone even use them anymore? at least the archers films are still around.
Why can't this multibillion franchise just hire HEMA and fencing instructors?
GIVE
ME
THE
WEBM
Image by itself almost looks cool. Don't post the webm and ruin it for me.
I swear you people nitpick about the dumbest shit yet you think CinemaSins is bad for doing the same thing
>CinemaSins
why would anyone with a function prefrontal cortex even know what the frick that even means
Same reason you pretend not to
laughing at obvious flaws and shitty writing is literally the only entertaining thing about disney starshit
people nitpick because they care. be thanking they're watching this pile of shit to nitpick.
I only watch the webm's homosexual
sauce
My source is extremely reliable and is NOT Doomwiener, that is all I will say.
Sure, sure.
Ok fine, but does it sound incorrect? Does it seem wrong?
No, but believing that that was their best effort and this is the result makes everyone who worked on the series look like pathetic clueless incompetent idiots. Shifting the blame to some corporate exec is just an excuse and coping.
Yes, very much so because of how vague you are.
>is NOT Doomwiener
I don't believe you
Want a hint?
Fine, BUT if you've got the webm of that hilarious Leia forest "chase" scene you have to post it
I don't save webms, but I have seen it. lol
Hint: Cambria
>but believing that that was their best effort and this is the result makes everyone who worked on the series look like pathetic clueless incompetent idiots
Have you ever talked to women?
Don't know about 2 weeks but she does say in an interview that they scrapped the original script because it was too dark
https://www.slashfilm.com/795480/the-original-obi-wan-kenobi-scripts-were-scrapped-for-being-too-dark/
Redoing an entire season in two weeks would be literally impossible. moronic larpers here have no idea how long it takes to shoot, edit, and sound mix six entire episodes, even if you do it all as horribly wrong as it is in the show.
its a kids show you pathetic manchild. kys
That's why it should have more work put into it, Muttoid.
>I want kids to watch mindless drivel, gotta stamp on those critical thinking skills quick!
Kids have imaginations. Ever see one hold a stick and pretend it's a gun, sword, snake, fishing pole, dinosaur, spear, bat, best friend, guitar, cigarette (notsomuchanymore), some kind of pretend food....
Kids are much better at filling in gaps given just a few suggestions and they can make adjustments with that same imagination when new information is presented. Star Wars is for kids, adults get so caught up in minutiae they can't enjoy it.
So you want your kids to watch dumb garbage which is of low quality?
Would of been cooler had it been the cost
Ghost !
It was so bad lol
they look way too small too, like little toys
Why it is so small? But if it's not then the angle doesn't make sense at all.
More low budget fanfiction. Imma head out. Star Wars is the worse franchise in history rn and I am glad I quit after 7.
Maybe this is just my own personal head-canon, but I would've thought a blast from a ship would have been "stronger" in a sense than one from a regular blaster and unable to be deflected by a lightsaber.
>they could just hover in spot the entire fricking time
>couldn’t just hover beside the weak point of an AT AT and shower it with blaster fire
This makes me mad on so many levels
I like how lightsabers can deflect the equivalent of tank rounds but in laser format. Force or no force, the impact should have shattered their arm.
Yes they can by a master sabersman. You keep using the word deflect and thats exactly what they're doing, deflecting at angles and absorbing very little energy. The problematic situations are the 180 degree deflections returning energy back to the shooters. Think about it, talk to your physics major pal about space fantasy physics. Then talk about all the propulsion systems for ALL the SW vehicles ever. It will make you love space fantasy even more.
>deflecting at angles and absorbing very little energy
yes but a saber could only ever deflect a bolt of equal or lesser size to the blade, never the entirety of something larger than it, otherwise a portion would simply pass by and kill the wielder. Should be saber training 101
There's no blade, it's energy and undefined energy from a galaxy far far away.
so as
stated you are ok with deflecting a shot from the death star with a hand held light saber?
If a properly trained Force bearer wields the saber then yes (obviously its not about the light saber at all, it's about The Force overcoming the force of the death star, speeder canon, blaster, energy bolt, objects large and small). Imagine the concentration of midi-chlorians!
It's SPACE FANTASY, not physics class.
You fricking deranged twat
>Imagine the concentration of midi-chlorians!
>It's SPACE FANTASY, not physics class.
then why need the saber at all? and if a single person could be more effective than a planet killer weapon then why not just figure out how to reproduce these midichlorians and weaponize them? Your logic is fairly world breaking anon, but I applaud your autism
All the ships should have lightsaber shields then
Thats a great idea, go make that episode in moms garage.
My brother, at some point there has to be a limit. If they show someone block a blast from a star destroyer will that not bother you?
It's it just light energy with no weight? much like a mirror doesn't care how bright the light is that hits it. That's what makes lightsabers so unique.
But blaster bolt have some mass, that's why people fly off when they get shot. And shots from X-Wings or other ships are stronger than Han's blaster or whatever.
So lightsabers can deflect fighter ship lasers twice their size apparently. The only person who should be able to do this is palpatine and yoda by deflecting it with their hands.
You know Disney consider Kylo Ren capable of stopping it in mid-air
it's all shit
Yeah that was the coolest moment in the sequels that everyone gasped at in the theater. And they never did it again when it's cool as hell.
It's not cool. It's moronic. That isn't how basic physics work.
I know it's a meme response but I don't know if you can debate physics when something like the Force is involved.
Even in the OT a character can generate lightning bolts from nowhere out of their fingertips, catching a blaster shot in mid-air seems pretty tame.
But it is how human imaginations work. Do your dreams respect physics?
>Do your dreams respect physics?
my dreams are bound by the physics of the reality that makes them possible, so yes
Star Wars is bound by the physics of the reality that makes it possible, so there
so you think physics is different in other galaxy's?
Do you think the Force is real or only restricted to galaxies far, far away?
If it worked in any region of space it should work in every like region of space, regardless of distance. Time is a factor that could change what is possible however.
Your dreams are sad anon. I can fly (not fall, fly) sometimes.
as can I, re-read what I posted.
Ahhh, well said.
Nobody in the entire history of the franchise did it before Kylo. Were the other force users just moronic? Low Iq? Were they so much less imaginative then a guy who regularly loses to a homeless woman in saber duels?
It was presented like Kylo was meant to be this next-level never before seen force user but the problem is Disney proceeded to do absolutely nothing with it.
I mean yes ok. If Kylo had proceeded to be a badass Starkiller level sith then sure. Yeh that works. But the guy is a chump larper.
He should have been the answer to "what would Vader have been like if Obi-Wan hadn't fricked him up"
this, i would bet that any of hte homosexual morons on this shit website could have written Kylo better than disney.
I mean it's not hard. Turn down the whining and have him best Rey the first time they fight. Have him give HER a scar instead of getting whipped like a dog.
They could have even *ghasp* given him a backstory that was cool. He could have bested Luke in a duel and scared him that way instead of a nonsense scene like we got were he tries to kill him in his fricking sleep and still failed.
>given him a backstory
episode 7 itself should have had a backstory, who are the first order? why are they bigger and stronger than the empire? who the frick is snoke and how did he turn kylo?
>snoke
He was such a huge waste of screen time, I would say out of the three movies we got there was maybe about 90 minutes of actual story
>who the frick is snoke and how did he turn kylo?
He's a Palpatine clone and he did it via tHe FoRcE
Didn't you watch the movies?
Yes and I regret it
this was clearly not the plan from the start
>implying there was ever a plan
No
This.
The Luke flashback should have been a parallel to the Anakin vs Obi-Wan fight except Kylo dunks on Luke and Luke isolates himself for the failure
>parallel to the Anakin vs Obi-Wan fight except Kylo dunks on Luke and Luke isolates himself for the failure
could have been cool, hell Kylo could have, in a rage that helped turn him to the dark side, been shown killing the other students while Luke lay helpless watching his legacy burn.
Originally the Knights of Ren were turncoat students who joined Kylo, implying there was a mini jedi Civil War. That's been retconned now, but seeing a zoomer war would have been funny
>Originally the Knights of Ren were turncoat students who joined Kylo
but there was zero reason given for any of this, this shit was so poorly written it makes me sad. The shitposters here could unironically draft a better script in a day than we got in the years it took disney to shit this drivel out. I am even fine with Luke not being the main character, though he was extremely underutilized, if they could have just done something cool with the characters that they gave us. But all we got was a fricked to death pile of memberberries.
Let's see... Kylo is an upstart who thought he knew better and could control the Dark Side without turning evil, and obviously failed, taking some of his fellow students with him. Rey can stay as she is, except instead of Palpatine, it's somebody else (could still be Snoke). I like the idea of a Dark Sider trying to live forever using cloning, and the daughter of one of his failed clones being the one to defeat him. Kylo can be redeemed at some point, that's fine. Obviously, everything would need to be rewritten, and Rey would have to be brought down multiple levels, but that's just ideas.
Snoke should've been Plagueis who cheated death and managed to lay low until Palpatine went down. Once Palpatine is dead, Snoke/Plagueis quickly takes over what's left of the imperial remnant and decides to start some sith cultist mumbo jumbo plan that needs to be stopped.
It's a fairly easy plot to implement, cheesy enough to fit SW nicely and also has a nice continuity since you're dealing with the same line of master/apprentice tandems.
It also makes sense that he is grooming Kylo to take his body over, but switches over to wanting Rey instead, thus triggering a lot of power struggle drama.
I thought it was a massive missed opportunity when kylo offered her rule with him if she would help him defeat snoke (Am I remembering that right? Only saw the movies once) I would have liked to see her turn to the dark side, maybe to be defeated by kylo in the end for a skywalker redemption arc
The knights of ren were the one thing I was most excited about leading up to tfa. It was going to be a totally different dynamic, instead of 1 sith vs 1 jedi it was going to be a whole dark side empowered team hunting down the heroes. Plus they all had such cool designs and were going to be relic hunters. It was fresh and interesting. Then they dropped the relic thing, they weren't in the first 2 movies and walked around the third the entire time until Kylo killed them all in a few minutes. New Lucasfilm are pussies who never had any intention of not soft remaking the OT.
The Knights should have been present in the first movie. Not all of them but maybe like one or two assisting Kylo Ren.
I'm glad they are shit.
Yeah, the Knights unfortunately made Rian's "who gives a frick" list. Most of TLJ should have been these motherfrickers hunting the protags throughout the movie.
Rian was so incompetent, Jesus Christ
Luke agrees with you.
True considering Rey being a Palpatine is bottom of the barrel fan-fiction tier.
There are a shit load of Jedi and Sith we have never been introduced to. Relax, it's space fantasy, wow factor for kids, not jaded adults.
>Relax, it's space fantasy
>things are allowed to be shit quality just because it's fantasy
It's a common shill line.
>it's for kids! that means it has to be as shitty as it possibly can be!
Honestly you’d have to have contempt for children to think this way.
gay retort, it was lame because it was JJ Abrams as frick
As expected, they dropped the ball. Kylo Ren should have been on the level of Anakin/Vader if he hadn't have been maimed.
Light speed ramming
They came up with an explanation that it was a one in a million chance to pull it off to explain why no one ever does it. Then they showed it at the ending of rise of skywalker again for some reason throwing that out the window.
That scene was unironically the highlight of the sequel trilogy.
I seem to recall them deflecting blaster shots in some of the 3D cartoons I think. It makes sense, but it's been shown to take a lot more effort like it has some kind of weight to it. It's just poorly executed, just like the rest of the series thus far.
>So lightsabers can deflect fighter ship lasers twice their size apparently.
I mean....
Who the fricked watched that show anyway, it's in the trash with the rest of nu-wars.
God I fricking hate Filoni so much.
Could you not do this before? Star wars seem a little inconsistent whether or not fighter shots cause explosions.
>that force choke body and feet angle
kek
In the OT when vader was mad and killed a subordinate for failing even when it was something important like losing the millennium falcon he was calm which was made him scary. Him barging in, yelling and throwing a fit was so bad. Rogue one did vader justice.
As soon as Vader started walking down a street killing people at random I knew a major character assassination was about to go down.
Maybe he learns to calm down in 10 years.
How come he sounds so old in here but he sounds great on Obi Wan? Are they using another voice actor?
It's still James Earl Jones, he's just old as frick so his performances vary wildly.
For instance, he's fricking awful in the Lion King remake.
Well I'm glad he's still doing the voice, but yeah he sounds very old in Rogue One for some reason.
Can't comment on the Lion King, never seen it.
The guy is like 90+ years old, they'll probably use an AI generated voice eventually.
According to wikipedia they're already doing it
>In 2022, his voice was used via Respeecher software for Darth Vader in the mini-series Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Hmm, fair enough. The article I read said he'd been cast so I assumed he did the voice himself. That's pretty cool.
They're using an AI for his voice.
its a deepfake voice. pretty impressive imo
>but he sounds great on Obi Wan
kek. He sounds younger, sure, but the line deliveries are all fricking awful. At least James Earl Jones could still fricking act even if he sounded old in Rogue One.
Yeah the AI sounds strange and stiff. Rather have an impressionist who delivers the right intonation.
Agreed. The guy who did Vader's voice in the Fallen Order game was fine. Should've gotten him.
Eh he sounded too Jamaican, I think Matt Sloan from the force unleashed is closer.
?t=19
That guy is horrible.
You rather have fallen order, rebels or the AI?
Nope, I like real Star Wars like Rebel Assault I and II, Rebel Strike series, and the Atari ones.
Ok but if you had to pick a voice actor which would it be? I don't like rebels btw I just know someone voiced vader there.
>I don't like rebels btw I just know someone voiced vader there.
That was James Earl Jones.
The clip I heard must've been a bad one then.
He sounds exactly the same in Rogue One and Rebels. Old, but still clearly JEJ.
>Ok but if you had to pick a voice actor which would it be?
Me. But for a name you know, uhh..Roscoe Lee Browne, he's dead, but he had a great voice. He was excellent in "The Cownboys" with John Wayne.
Everyone living except me sucks.
You have shit opinions
Hell yeah, that dude voiced Vader in Empire at War too.
>but he sounds great on Obi Wan?
It's an AI and you can tell
>Be careful not to choke on your aspirations
Actually based. Too bad the movie sucked. Also his accent sounds totally different.
*a officially licensed disney product
These actors are not even fit enough to look convincing with these stunts.
God, this shit is so weird to look at.
they can't even lift a person into the air convincingly
what the frick
He should've dropped her hard on the floor like he did to do Piett.
Is there anything in the EU - Disney or otherwise - where someone uses the Force to do vicious shit like rip someone's arm off?
Sheev uses the force to rape and impregnate anakin's mom
Pretty sure that's Plagueis
Closest I can think is the Exile being able to crush people
The wires haven't fully let her down yet but she plants her feet and then has to wait... it's all so bad only a female director could be behind this.
how is this the take that went into the show? she can't even act with her body let alone when speaking
lol watch how her hair acts through this scene, Vader must be controlling it separate from her body. This shit cost disney millions to produce...
I find it amusingly tragic that this still that I saw looks so much like real star wars concept art that I thought that's what it was, but when you see the moving pictures it's part of, the camera shakes around and zooms in and out so the effect is 100% reversed and you feel like you're watching The Office with the characters doing a star wars dressup day.
I'm sitting here beaming over never having looked forward to new wars
Also in the scene when the sheboon stands up she is taller than Vader, is she really taller than 6'6"?
not quite?
still not standing all the way upright here. Look at how she is still bowing her head and bending her knees.
This is the problem with putting Hayden in the suit. He's about 6 inches too short to play Vader and it makes the proportions all weird as frick
In Episode 3 he looked like Vader's kid brother
Weird, I thought I remembered reading an interview for Ep 3 where he said the suit was too big and he was actually looking through the mouth grill bit
Why even cast him? He doesn't even do the voice, you don't see him either, might as well put any other dude in the suit.
Maybe they'll do the typical thing where Vader gets his mask damaged to reveal his face to the protagonist (in this case Obi-Wan) and it'll be damaged enough that his (Hayden's) actual voice comes through.
That is 100% going to happen because that exact thing happened in Rebels and these showrunners love recycling plot points from earlier shows and vidya and making them even dumber in the process.
They've done it before that in games too like The Force Unleashed
That can all be done through competent editing without needing him to actually walk around in the suit on camera.
I think we can just about 100% guarantee he was cast because that generates headlines
Huh, that's interesting. I just remember thinking in 2005 how weird and small Hayden Vader's head looked
lookit his cute lil face
holy shit he is shorter than George? kek, yeah they should have gotten someone else to play him. Hayden should only show up when his face is needed.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
jesus christ, I hope the director never works again
hahahahahahaha fricking amateur hour
Insider here. The reason why they made her float at such an awkward angle instead of upright is because Reva being upright from Vader force choking her looks to reminiscent of someone choking from a noose.
Could explain this shit too
Hey, Insider, you guys should have a meeting and discuss that so long as you treat black people as holy relics, they will control everything. Either treat them the same, or be prepared to kneel.
Any other insider info you can give us?
I’d believe it but Jesus Christ just turn her on her side or crumple her into fetal position then
Or just not fricking float at all
How low budget are Disney shows? If you go look at the Luke skywalker scene in the Mandalorian you can clearly see his lightsaber being a glow stick
why does everything nowadays look worse than a fan-made youtube short from 2015?
It's forcing time!
the original force choke as 0 effect and is 10x more convincing than this
how do you frick that up so bad
>Wait... I can't kill another one, or I'll be accused of space racism.
It sure is a shame that Obi-Wan was able to get away on that slow, unarmed ship. I guess the imperials were too busy to launch any of the dozens of TIE fighters they had in that hangar...
Tracker on ship. Vader savors the hunt and torture of his target.
anyone else find it weird seeing obi wan get into action movie fights?
we've seen lightsaber fights and throwing droids but having him elbow someone in the face feels weird
>tfw a multigorillion dollar show gets dunked on by a fricking video game
I would unironically prefer a cute Indian girl over this sheboon...
That game also cost millions, probably 10s of millions
but this show cost 400 million...
And it probably made a billion from the sales, it was a smash hit on all the consoles and PC when it came out. It probably has a better ROI than the last two tentpole star wars movies
Wait. Didn't Cal invade the same base that was featured in this episode a few years before?
>LOL.
Same base, same approach, and the best part is that Cal even took down the shields and defenses.
I always come back to this cutscene from SWTOR. It's so much more interesting than anything disney has put out. I just feels like Star Wars. At least it feels like Star Wars after the prequels, maybe some very old gays would still hate it.
Is this shit any good? Might as well play it on gamepass.
Yes, it's a good game. Cal is basically learning to be a jedi in it, so you get similar feels as playing a young Luke from episode 5.
it’s really good, actually. it’s kind of like sekiro-lite with a star wars coat of paint. i didn’t expect EA to pull off a single player game without any microtransactions or other gay shit well but there you are. not much in the way of replay value though.
its a better inquistor story than Rebels AND Kenobi, and its pretty fun too.
best EA star Wars game by a mile (except for dicking around in BFII once they fixed that game)
Why don't you try it and see for yourself moron
Anyone have the webmd of this scooby doo bullshit?
based elijah.
I'm just confused by a.) how Obi-Wan's hair and beard weren't even slightly singed in the fire and b.) how he could stay completely dry after swimming underwater.
i haven't watched a single second of this shit
Love you, George.
I cheered and clapped when those hoth spaceships showed up and divebombed the hanger heading straight at a blastdoor! I especially loved how they completely disappeared from the next shot. It looked so cool and real. Its so fricking amazing and cool and epic im literally crying with joy im so glad we live in a time where disney is able to make these awesome star wars shows!
>make a big deal about getting hayden christensen back
>we see him for all of 5 seconds while under heavy makeup
>rest of the time it's james earl jones desperately trying to not sound like he's on death's door
I don't feel so good haydenbros...
I was at least expecting a lot of Anakin nightmarish scenes with Hayden blaming Obi Wan
That 360 monitor studio they're using is making their shows look worse
So the makeup and costume departments really don't give a shit, huh.
At least the actor gives a shit and is halfway competent, making him one of the best characters in this shitshow despite looking completely wrong in every conceivable way.
Imagine that your background character becomes BEST CHARCTER just because actor IS DOING HIS FRICKING JOB
I CAN NOT COPE WITH THIS FRICKING SHIT ANYMORE!!!!
THIS SHIT HAS TO STOP!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah and the character is strangely peaceful too, he keeps stoping her from terrorizing and killing civilians and instead just tells them they'll reward them if they come forward with information about jedi.
Nobody remembers all the February and march threads wondering why obi fricking wan series had zero hype and no trailers?
Garbage
Disney needs more autistic nerds and less women on the writing staff
>I's GIVE YOU MY WORD
Had to rewind this shit a few times to make sure I wasn't hearing shit.
Couldn't justify any way it would be intentional
How is this moron an inquisitor for the Empire? She wouldn't even make the police. You can't play good cop when you're dressed all in black with an armed guard and the kid in cuffs. Get the kid some blue milk and sit down.
Here's another concept I saw that made me think 'is this concept art from the OT?' for a millisecond. but this is the same scene from one of the laughing stock webms. Why, oh why did they render things so poorly *in motion*?
this i mean
anyone have a webm of obi wan jumping behind that wall in front of the storm troopers? and they are just like HUH WHAT WAS THAT NOISE. video game tier stealth
>no one is dumb enough to attack Fort Evil Guys
Yet, for some reason every fricking corridor of the place is patrolled by guards.
that ship looks a bit small
>25 million dollars
>PER
>EPISODE
It's clearly money laundering at this point
>we don't have any defenses because anyone that attacks us we will call stupid herp derp
jesus christ the stupidity of this show is off the charts.
As a person of moderate intelligence it's painful
Why is the speeder so fricking small?
The effects were done in MS paint
I don't give a shit that she's black, it's an original character. I care that she's fricking awful. Can't convincingly swing a sword, can't intimidate a child and she can't even fricking jog. And she's getting so much screen time all for the most obvious "twist" of all time that she hates Obi Wan for what happened to her.
This character ruined the only Obi Wan story we are going to get
Anyone have the webcam of the black lady cutting off that woman's hand who screamed for 1 second and then acted like nothing happened. Shit was hilarious.
It looks like mighty boosh or some pantomime that flat cardboard speeder hanging on strings 1m in front of her