This is exactly how the same scene would go if Spongebob were made by Cartoon Writers instead of Cartoonists

This is exactly how the same scene would go if Spongebob were made by Cartoon Writers instead of Cartoonists
https://twitter.com/LoadyMcGee/status/1563328775324303360

  1. 1 month ago
    SAGE

    Oh boy, another twitter thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's not about the screencap that was just the best way to present it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's an X thread.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Twitter

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly a pretty good impressionist though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      really missing the point

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care about whatever point he's making homosexual, this thread is shit but whoever voiced him now is damn good at it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the point spumdonor/loady is making you trog

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was really wondering for a sec if it was actually the same actor.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess, OP is either the guy who made the xweet or one of his friends
    the comments there read exactly like certain recurring fags who come here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      got any examples?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sure
        https://twitter.com/LoadyMcGee/status/1563761015934054400
        https://twitter.com/drummarts/status/1563383548504985600

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Cartoons where the animation is incidental not integral. Driven by the writers like most tv instead of driven by the storyboarders, animators, directors, etc. Animated stuff should drive to be more like film than tv but some people just treat it like any old talking head sitcom
          Well he's not wrong

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there is more than one way to make things

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              and yet there is an objectively correct way
              objective beauty is real

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And the sitcom way is a waste of effort for animation, hth

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but if it's just a bunch of talking heads why eve make it a cartoon? It's a waste of the medium. Just film two actors standing there talking.

              Although I think one unsaid thing is if the writing is really damn funny and great it doesn't matter. Some Classic Simpsons bits have the characters mostly just standing there but their lines are just that damn funny. But most writing is just not good enough to carry a cartoon by itself. (And also, classic simpsons also had lots of bits that were visual/animation driven, too.)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a waste of the medium
                Saying this about any medium creates a pointless limitation.
                You still need a set and clothing and others for the "talking heads". If it is a story in a fantasy or sci-fi setting it might be more convenient to make it animated rather than live action.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Somewhat fair, although like I said in the second half, a bigger problem is that the writing is often just bad. The animation is then doing none of the lifting, and adding nothing, so when the writing is shit there's nothing to salvage.

                That's why I think this clip actually does sum up my problems with some recent cartoon writing. The fish's dialogue is not funny or character-based, it's just some kid on reddit bitching about the tropes in the show. A lot of modern writing is just obvious, over-made observations and memes about tropes that state what they are and why they're bad, but do nothing with them.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the writing is often just bad
                And guess what, the same applies to cartoonist cartoons.
                "Haha what if this animal got hit by a heavy object" gets old eventually.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At least if that's drawn well it can be visually engaging. A write's social media feed turned into a script that has everything to do with the writer venting about things that have nothing to do with the cartoon or characters, less so.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          loady sounding pretty based. Reminer though that that drummarts guy is a pajeet who just copy pastes stuff spumdonor and busterbeam says

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so what is the difference between cartoonist and cartoon writers?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Drama over making a Twitter thread aside:

      Storyboarders/cartoonists will want to make a cinematic, dynamic, fun bit with cartoony animation.

      Increasingly, a lot of cartoon WRITERS (who often come from live action writing and have no interest in cartoons/animation) just want the characters to be generic talking heads who stand around statically spouting generic one-liners. More recently they're also less interested in character or plot based writing than on putting their snarky social media observations of shows into the shows, too.

      I think Velma is a good example of this. There's lots of the characters stand around and are talking heads fir the writers to bitch about how fucking stupid Scooby-Doo is.

      Storyboarders who actually come from animation schooling aren't likely to do it because talking heads make for a bad cartoon and because they actually like cartoons instead of hating them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Increasingly, a lot of cartoon WRITERS (who often come from live action writing and have no interest in cartoons/animation) just want the characters to be generic talking heads who stand around statically spouting generic one-liners. More recently they're also less interested in character or plot based writing than on putting their snarky social media observations of shows into the shows, too.
        >I think Velma is a good example of this. There's lots of the characters stand around and are talking heads fir the writers to bitch about how fucking stupid Scooby-Doo is.
        Can't you say the same thing about most 90s and 2000s stuff? Most Cartoon Network shows were dialogue-driven with characters always remaining on model. I don't know what makes those different from Velma aside from the Twitter bits.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The 90s and 2000s were more likely to use character- and plot-based humor with the occasional meta. Cartoons today are more likely to have this kind of meta joke where a character just rants about how stupid the tropes they're using are or to use therapizing pop psych language and talk about Current Events issues with the characters and plot just being excuses to air the writer's real life opinions and criticisms of the show they're writing for.

          It's the influence of Family Guy and also the MCU needing to have some ironic "we know this is dumb" but every five seconds.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh dear god, I feel like this perfectly sums up a lot of cartoon writing for the past ten years or so, especially for cartoon reboots and "adult" animation in a fucking nutshell.

    It's just the characters cynically reciting the same meta observations that were made a million times by redditors and on Twitter that got tons of upvotes/likes but weren't especially funny then. But they were okay as a social media hot take, sometimes, not in the goddman shows. Now the characters all sound like the actual fucking obnoxious redditors instead.

    It feels like cartoon writers' only background is writing shitty Cinemasins style hot take take downs of everything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is what happens when you put Borderlands tier dialogue writers on projects

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Insecure 12 year olds in therapy is right.

        I feel like more and more shit these days is FULL of writers assuring you that everything is just "ironic," that they know it's horrible and shit and are doing it on purpose, endlessly apologizing for all of the tropes it's using for being "problemtic" and not making sense, throwing out constant therapy language in an endless self-deprecating critique and then they just forget to tell stories or have jokes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Those writers are the same people that told us comic books were corny and then proceeded to ruin comic films and cartoons and say how much better they are now

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You pretty much. The idea is that they are so much better because they see how stupid and horrible everything is, but they never learned to actually make anything. Instead when given the reigns all they can do is tear things down, and make a weird impassioned argument about why you should not watch the shit they're writing for.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        SOULLESS vs SOUL

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The gearbox line is unironically soul but its still very cringe and overwritten
        You could probably shrink it down to 3 short lines with minimum cringe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm in full agreement with the point this thread is making, but looking at this example, I feel like this isn't a black and white issue. The second example is obnoxious, sure, but the first example is so empty and generic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drama over making a Twitter thread aside:

      Storyboarders/cartoonists will want to make a cinematic, dynamic, fun bit with cartoony animation.

      Increasingly, a lot of cartoon WRITERS (who often come from live action writing and have no interest in cartoons/animation) just want the characters to be generic talking heads who stand around statically spouting generic one-liners. More recently they're also less interested in character or plot based writing than on putting their snarky social media observations of shows into the shows, too.

      I think Velma is a good example of this. There's lots of the characters stand around and are talking heads fir the writers to bitch about how fucking stupid Scooby-Doo is.

      Storyboarders who actually come from animation schooling aren't likely to do it because talking heads make for a bad cartoon and because they actually like cartoons instead of hating them.

      >Cartoon writers
      So Simpsons? Family Guy? KotH?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Simpsons writers were once really, really good and worked to make the visuals funny, though, but yes, modern Simpsons became this. I think if the writers value and work with the srtists, things are still great.

        It's when the writers also look down on the artists and the art and don't like cartoons that this becomes a problem.

        Velma writers.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think the positive reaction to Smiling Friends is driven by it being the only animated comedy in ages focused on being funny instead of being the writers’ therapy session

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I think the positive reaction to Smiling Friends is driven by it being the only animated comedy in ages focused on being funny instead of being the writers’ therapy session

      This.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>I think the positive reaction to Smiling Friends is driven by it being the only animated comedy in ages focused on being funny instead of being the writers’ therapy session
        Holy shit, what a way to put it. It's just fun without hour long youtuber essays breaking down each episode.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lame.
    you're lame and so is your twitter

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy the 404 for the low quality post piece of shit you made, homosexual

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cartoon writers
    That's just called a writer you triple nigglet. Not watching your shitty video.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh why am I not surprised

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why does john k have so many weird simps

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are tired from being called homosexuals by industry people and come to Cinemaphile to cry about it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why does john k have so many weird simps

          why be so ride or die for john k specifically though? He's a good artist but most of his inspirations are miles better

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            John K twitter is like Dissident Right twitter but for cartoon fans.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah but why'd they pick him to be their guy of all people?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Think about it, John K is relived by pretty much everyone. He’s like the embodiment of “he who shall not be named” There aren’t any other cartoonists like that. Most other 90s creators were boomers who just fell off the map.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so is it just simping for someone controversial so they can be annoying? Why's it even have to be a 90s animator? There are plenty of better artists before john k that are less controversial and exhibit the same artistic sensibilities that john k tried to emulate.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because it pisses people off and gatekeeps newcomers

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Think about it, John K is relived by pretty much everyone
                Not even John K haters think this

              • 4 weeks ago
                SAGE

                You know I meant reviled

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I know.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He's a good artist but most of his inspirations are miles better

            They also try to hide using other artist names, Danny Antonucci, Joe Murray, C.H Greenblatt etc..

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >some twitter guy was mean to me so now i'm going to go on a schizo witchhunt on anyone who happens to prefer 90s cartoonists
              Bold strategy Cotton, let's see how it plays out

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Obnoxious cunts tend to flock together so that they can promote each other's edgy opinions as objective fact. Artistic skill is a secondary concern (if it matters at all).

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Obnoxious cunts tend to flock together Shut the fuck up, Brit

          • 4 weeks ago
            guy

            John K helped build thousands of currently active careers.

            Obnoxious cunts tend to flock together so that they can promote each other's edgy opinions as objective fact. Artistic skill is a secondary concern (if it matters at all).

            They are tired from being called homosexuals by industry people and come to Cinemaphile to cry about it

            This is just projecting

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Please learrrrn from this
    I'm compelled to commit Minecraft against a Californian after hearing this line

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a word for something like the Rick&Morty Dr. Wong or whoever where a new writer comes into a series and just writes themselves smugly reading a show's characters the riot act, either with a new self-insert character or through an existing character? It's always so godamned obnoxious to hear a writer pretentiously dressing down the characters like that. The writers seem so narcissistic.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can we stop with these Twitter screenshot threads?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is basically the therapist chewing Rick Sanchez out.T42GXN

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that character is so annoying

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, all modern writers just wanna circle jerk themselves since they know no one watches their shows
      >Verification not required.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are honestly overthinking this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      explain then

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind characters being self-aware, but does add anything to the setup in a interesting way or change the dynamic and interactions? That's what matters to me.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was much less entertaining than the original.

    I dunno if this a writers vs artists thing, though. I think it’s just a whiny talentless hacks thing.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that SpongeBob itself did this

    %3D%3D

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It didn't go on and on. It was used to exaggerate the ridiculousness of the personification of the mind by explaining that if he were a real person with his own thoughts and agency, he wouldn't have any incentive to work because he doesn't get paid. And it reaches his climax because he's still afraid to get fired even though there is no way to "fire" him.

      Also, it only lasted 15 seconds. The average Family Guy or Rick and Morty joke drags on and on

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that SpongeBob itself did this

        %3D%3D

        The moral of the story is to not deal in absolutes. That joke works because it pokes fun at the logic of the gag then commits to it again with a silly punchline poking fun at the intial poking. It's brief and unpretenious. OP meanwhile is deep up its own ass breaking down the entirety of Squidward and Spongebob's dynamic that even a child already understands and goes on for a minute and a half. That's 1/10th the fucking episode if it were real. It's utterly fucking banal and does nothing novel with the bit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I see

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bingo. It's said that brevity is wit but in many ways that's also the harder way to do things; it's infinitely easier to spend an entire minute turning a non-joke into a bit in the name of "subversion" or "irony" instead of having to come up with one ten second joke/gag and then another five to fill the same amount of time or incorporating smaller gags into one big sequence. Part of the reason that the Simpsons was so good was that the writer's room was exceptionally skilled at doing that, and for a more contemporary show that did it well you can look at Gumball.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shaman's Quest

    %3D%3D

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spongebob S1 to S3 feels like it was made by sitcom writers
    You didn't have the crazy face shit every 5 seconds like now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spongebob was made by a marine biologist

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >marine biologist creates more memorable and beloved cartoon characters than other full time cartoonist
        >never got in drama or got a big ego
        >never made another cartoon after and went back to marine studies
        Hillenburg was pretty based

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He worked on other cartoons, retard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it felt like it was made by cartoonist who knew how to write characters

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look at Spongebob ... we all like him
    >writers would ignore seasons of precedent to prolong a joke
    Checks out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how people forget SpongeBob is kind of just a loser dork who loves having fun

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how people forget SpongeBob is kind of just a loser dork who loves having fun

      Remember when they all laughed at him for having a healthy relationship with grandma

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn’t really like the ending with all of them laughing at him again, but still a fun episode

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well the whole point of the episode wasn't to let go of things for peer pressure or some arbitrary standard of conforming. Spongebob is an adult who works and lives on his own; being affectionate with his grandma isn't a sign he's a manbaby. You gotta roll with the punches
          also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D73lTL8VQDg&pp=ygUcc3BvbmdlYm9iIHNob290cyBrcnVzdHkga3JhYg%3D%3D

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok true, but I think squidward being included there wasn’t right, it makes his character look too mean. He doesn’t like SpongeBob but he’s not a complete bully. Also would’ve been nice to see the fish stop laughing since SpongeBob doesn’t care, or something like that

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Squid has literally celebrated him being gone when he ran away to live with nature. Some people irl are never going to stop laughing or punching down on you for being yourself, but repressing yourself for acceptance will make you destroy yourself inside and out.
              People irl don't stop laughing, because there don't exist heel-face turn moments where you make an epic speech to your bullies to stop.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twitters video player is so fucking horrible I can't even watch the damn thing

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts. So he loses touch with reality and lives in a world of illusions.

    >Indeed, one of the highest pleasures is to be more or less unconscious of one’s own existence, to be absorbed in interesting sights, sounds, places, and >people. Conversely, one of the greatest pains is to be self-conscious, to feel unabsorbed and cut off from the community and the surrounding world.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's fitting for my current situation.
      Ow. There goes my Saturday morning.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sad thing is the person who made the edit missed the point of the scene.
    Squidward is meant to be the cynical asshole, you're meant to side with the guy ordering his food because Squidward is being overly spiteful and cynical... but as it stands the person making the edit missed the forest for the trees, he did the exact thing Squidward did, which was be overly spiteful and cynical for no reason.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    without context the video is funny but yeah i can see the rick and morty vibes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Cuckold Pete

      That kind of humor is much more of a Family Guy thing. I could see the OP vid as a Family Guy skit.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What else are we talking about right now?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cartoonists would be NOTHING without the writers and producers and investors.

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