Your father went to the movies. His father did too. HIS father read dimestore pulp novels and went to rasslin' carnival shows. There has always been cheap popcorn entertainment for the masses, get over yourself.
Ancient Roman chariot team fans would absolutely obsess over the sport and had massive riots that killed thousands. People will always care about stupid shit.
Facts don't care about your feelings. It's a horror movie because it's a horror movie, not because people screamed and pissed their pants watching it. Watch some older horror movies and you will understand
>Watch some older horror movies and you will understand
Yeah those films don't have shitty cameos, take itself seriously and actually has creepy atmosphere to frighten audiences instead of just jumpscares made for 6 year-olds.
It's laughable because the Tv Tropes editors are the biggest pussies ever and are scared of cheap jumpscares made for babies enough that they'd actually label this movie under "horror".
MOM is the closest we will ever get to a superhero horror film anyway since there arent many villians left who you can make so OP that 90% of the movie is either getting killed by it or running from it.
>I watched these since I was a kid and cant tell you where the horror is suxpposed to be.
Same. They just felt like action movies but with vampires and demons.
The term "horror movie" really got diluted.
I blame the mentality of "horror films shouldn't try to be actually scary" which is always used to defend trash like 2017 IT movie.
Its still fricking hilarious that Dr Strange 2 had more blood and gory death scenes than Morbius. Are Sony the cookie cutter superhero movie factory now?
imagine what our ancestors think of us caring about this shit
Imagine thinking tbharchive will still exist to archive any of thse conversations.
Cont.
In the future
Cinemaphile archives have terrible lifespans, I wouldn't count on seeing any particular one far into the future.
Pretty much. I’ll give tbharchive about a decade until it’s taken down. And that’s being generous.
RIP yuki.la and archive.wakarimasen.moe/
Your father went to the movies. His father did too. HIS father read dimestore pulp novels and went to rasslin' carnival shows. There has always been cheap popcorn entertainment for the masses, get over yourself.
Nothing will top Bisonkino
>"ooga booga that is kino oogabooga"
Ancient Roman chariot team fans would absolutely obsess over the sport and had massive riots that killed thousands. People will always care about stupid shit.
Humans have always done dumb things to entertain themselves. This isn't new.
It's why we reptoids are superior to you primitive monkey-brains.
This literally just the “Winter Soldier is a political thriller” shit all over again.
What in the frick was experimental about the first dr strange? Or what was the mystery in endgame?
MCUgays: Durr the mystery is uh...Thanos figuring out the Avengers plan durr.
Nothing
That image is a joke post
The moron who made this seriously thinks Scorsese only makes mob movies
He does
It’s not even that. It’s “Die Hard is a Christmas” movie levels of laughable.
It's always shown around Christmas alongside the Home Alones. Check and mate.
The only MCU film I think deserves to fall under another genre entirely is Ant-Man. Why? Because for the most part, it actuallt IS just a heist movie.
it was never just a heist
Please tell me this is a joke.
mcu fans are deluded, but feige has made some of those claims himself, the "tws is a politcal thriller" is the biggest bullshit one
You can never be sure.
Avant Garde Lol
cont.
The only Marvel related show/movie that can be considered "Avant Garde" is Legion.
Even then, it's only Avant Garde adjacent. True Avant Garde needs to be nearly incomprehensible.
Ironically it's the only Marvel/DC capeshit that I could consider being close to horror.
>The Departed
>Mob flick
I think you meant neo-noir ensemble thriller.
>DUDE IT'S AUTOMATICALLY A HORROR BECAUSE RAIMI
>This is fricking laughable
Not really, just arguable.
MoM is a horror movie, moron
Maybe if you're an infant.
God you are so stupid.
Strange 2 is a straight horror movie from the very concept.
>Strange 2 is a straight horror movie from the very concept.
Maybe in Derrickson's original version. But not the final product.
Yeah, I'm horrified that this movie exists.
Horror as a genre don't have to actually be scary.
(you)
Facts don't care about your feelings. It's a horror movie because it's a horror movie, not because people screamed and pissed their pants watching it. Watch some older horror movies and you will understand
>Watch some older horror movies and you will understand
Yeah those films don't have shitty cameos, take itself seriously and actually has creepy atmosphere to frighten audiences instead of just jumpscares made for 6 year-olds.
*it TAKES itself seriously
Have your (you) and go on back
*Mom is a horror movie (because I’m a) moron.
You are a moron and MoM is a horror movie. Both things are unrelated.
The entire mcu is laughable
Agree
It's laughable that some guy wrote that in a wiki description? Even if it's wrong I don't see what the big deal is.
It's laughable because the Tv Tropes editors are the biggest pussies ever and are scared of cheap jumpscares made for babies enough that they'd actually label this movie under "horror".
just because something doesnt scare or spook you doesn't mean its horror.
I love and watch/play almost anything horror relayed, 1/100 times I may get a little spooked, does that mean the stuff that didn't wasnt horror?
Is that TVTropes lmao? What are you doing there
Chronicle (2012) and its consequences have been disastrous for capeshit
Chronicle is actually good though.
Yeah, its kino but it popularized the "what if supers but spoopy" trope that been done awfully since then
It's a fair description, not all horror movies are or supposed to be 2 hours of jump scares in one building. Marvel is saving cinema
>2 hours of jump scares
Lol that's what most of this movie's "horror" is
Raimi has always been a master of horror. You just don't know how to define it because you are thinking gore/fear exclusively.
>Raimi has always been a master of horror.
In the past.
Now, not so much.
MOM is the closest we will ever get to a superhero horror film anyway since there arent many villians left who you can make so OP that 90% of the movie is either getting killed by it or running from it.
>MoM closest we will ever get to a superhero horror film anyway
Nice, gonna check these out when I can.
I watched these since I was a kid and cant tell you where the horror is suxpposed to be.
>I watched these since I was a kid and cant tell you where the horror is suxpposed to be.
Same. They just felt like action movies but with vampires and demons.
>MOM closest we will ever get to a superhero horror film anyway
Hahahahahahahaha
>MOM is the closest we will ever get to a superhero horror film
Lol, even Sam Raimi himself did a better superhero horror movie than Multiverse of Madness.
Horror and capeshit don't mix. Everything posted ITT is fricking horrible.
>Chronicle is horrible
The term "horror movie" really got diluted.
I blame the mentality of "horror films shouldn't try to be actually scary" which is always used to defend trash like 2017 IT movie.
The idiots with those mentality are even in this thread right now.
Contrarians really have to try get mad at everything huh?
Seriously?
This has to be fake right?
Sadly not
In their defense, the only horror movie I ever saw that horrified me was In The Mouth of Madness.
No shit. It's John Carpenter.
Somewhat
It's a horror movie because it's horrible
Its still fricking hilarious that Dr Strange 2 had more blood and gory death scenes than Morbius. Are Sony the cookie cutter superhero movie factory now?