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despite your digits you appear to have used an image from an earlier revision of the film. I have attached a copy from the final revision as you can see Lucas made some corrections to ensure proper continuity
despite your digits you appear to have used an image from an earlier revision of the film. I have attached a copy from the final revision as you can see Lucas made some corrections to ensure proper continuity
It's on the same level of story-telling as a literal 8 year old playing Star Wars at lunch time with his friends, but even less inspired. Genuinely insulting.
Nobody cares. 80% of the fans barely consider those awful corporate films canon. Star Wars will limp around half-dead until Kevin Feige or Jon Favreau becomes CEO of Lucasfilm
I mean electromagnets can be engaged once they’ve gone a certain range from the target.
That being said the movie was all nonsense garbage bullshit and this text was just a retcon for something they were too moronic to catch sooner.
AotC? The movie that's mostly Obi-Wan playing Detecive while Anakin and Padme romance each other, ending in one big battle? The last warfare in the entire series?
>bunch of armed people with semiautomatic laser guns running toward their enemy in a big clusterfrick >it’s about warfare
It’s wakandian blanket levels of fricking moronic. And don’t tell me about some fricking cartoon, because that isn’t what you posted.
Everyone hated it because it had a meandering, boring plot, dissatisfying conclusion, and yet more lame CGI filled with lots of shit where nothing is happening. The battle of Geonosis could have been some fricking kino but because every goddamn actor was in front of a massive fricking green screen they all swung and jumped around like they were having a psychotic episode. There is a 0% chance that you like this movie due to anything other than nostalgia, search your heart you know it to be true.
The ONLY good thing this movie and its television predecessors brought were interesting vehicle design. That's it, nothing else.
They couldn't. That was the point, you're right: Palpatine was the ultimate Sith. No other Sith before or since could have surpassed him, one could say he was equaled only by the ultimate Jedi (Yoda), but even the ultimate Jedi wouldn't be enough alone if they only equal him. That's why Anakin/Luke exist as the Chosen One(s), because it is the Force deliberately producing something beyond that absolute limit of Palpatine/Yoda, something that is intended to wipe out Palpatine and the Sith once and for all.
>That's why Anakin/Luke exist as the Chosen One(s), because it is the Force deliberately producing something beyond that absolute limit of Palpatine/Yoda, something that is intended to wipe out Palpatine and the Sith once and for all.
This. And this was the lore as George Lucas wrote it and it’s the absolute core of the whole Saga. That’s why the ST is so awful and superfluous and destructive.
Palpatine was playing Windu. Even a moron can infer that by watching the scene. He was setting Anakin up to make choice between the Jedi and his family.
Windu "beat" Palpatine in a lightsaber duel. That's it. The Sith only learn how to fight with lightsabers to mock the Jedi. Sheev does not actually believe in lightsabers, as the Force is all you really need realistically. Eventually a caster will slap aside a martial.
Windu's fighting style was also built to combat the dark side in close combat. Windu also lost to Yoda in spars, and Yoda could not actually defeat Sidious.
>Windu's fighting style was also built to combat the dark side in close combat. Windu also lost to Yoda in spars, and Yoda could not actually defeat Sidious.
none of this happened
Vaapad is a thing. Still does nothing to stop Sheev from ripping open space itself (Force Storms) and tearing the surfaces off planets, as seen in the comics.
That was pretty clearly the point, but in production it was left open to the actors. Jackson does believe his character beat Ian's (at least regarding lightsabers), and he may as well have.
apparently they filmed shit with mcgregor and a load of others because the force ghosts of the jedi were going to show up, but china being the totalitarian reddit state it is didn’t want religious imagery like ghosts so they cut it all. there was some big leak about it 2 years ago
Because the shit in the prequels was easier to point to and there was less consequence for pointing it out.
You could make fun of JarJar or Anakin without any backlash anywhere.
You can't talk shit about Rey, Leia or CPT.DangerHair in the sequels without being called a sexist by the media.
It got a lot of shit. The Sequel backlash is far more intense than the Prequel backlash. As they say in wrasslin’ The Sequels killed the town. Ever since the ST, the brand has been broken. The Mandalorian made it seem like it was actually alive again, but Kathleen is right back to her old tricks with Obi-Wan.
I actually think they were awkward movies, and certainly not nearly as good as the OT. But, strangely over time I’ve actually come to love them. Not because they are good, mind you, but because they are AUTHENTIC, and bold and creative as frick.
And over time, I’ve come to HATE the Sequels even more. So this pattern doesn’t work with everything
every time he uses lightening he gets fricked up
that's dragon ball level.
why?
and dragon ball is so much more superior anyway, israelites really did a number on star cucks
Have you watched any of Kenobi? The dialogue there is almost as bad.
>reeeeEEEEva I cannot bear the reek of your defiance
>allows Kenobi to get away
>dies
>refuses to elaborate
>Darth Vader: You should have killed me when you had the chance.*
>*The Big Book of Cliched Dialogue, Vol. II, pg. 374
Watch me write better, more informing dialogue with a minute's reflection:
>When you left me to die alone, in agony, did you tell yourself it was mercy? It was weakness. Look now upon the wages of your "mercy."
Want a cookie anon? Why the f are you giving free ideas to hacks like Denis Villanueva and the nrthman director? Gently reminder they're lurking and stealing ideas.
>Tell that to Anakin's burned flesh!
>hehe, I was actually kidding you guys
>my script wasn't serious at all
>we're all in on this joke, haha
>guys..?
>Well excuuuuuuuuuse me Obi Wobi
watch me write better dialogue without thinking too:
"this one's for JJ"
I've got a better one.
"What killed the Obi-Wan? The NICE age!"
>Have you watched any of Kenobi
No, why would i? Dont tell me you still watch star wars shit?
I don't. I just rip into it here when someone posts some of it.
Nobody does but the threads of anons shitting on it are pure kino. Well it depends on how much the shills are seething really
Post leia running away
>Your pain has just begun
kek
This scene is dramatically improved with different music.
Fugg wish I'd seen this in cinemas
No, this is
Based and checked
this
despite your digits you appear to have used an image from an earlier revision of the film. I have attached a copy from the final revision as you can see Lucas made some corrections to ensure proper continuity
Who's the dude on the right?
I wonder how fans would react if in the next ot release, they put ewan's ghost there instead
Alec Guiness would be a little bit happier
Frick off homosexual
Almost there
Unironically a SOVL edit and it’s definitive for me
I like this version more.
They should release a version with McGregor and CGI Yoda
Lucas should have told Hayden WHY he was filming him in classic Jedi robes.
He didn't film him in classic Jedi robes. His head was CGI'd onto Shaw's body from a ROTS costume camera test.
Lucas should've either left it as it is or change Kenobi to Ewan too, why does only Anakin get to be young in the afterlife?
Anakin was young when became vader, if yoh really want to go that way, Anakin should be like
Go to hell
All prequelcucks must die
Yeah i hate this woke shit. There only one few white jedai everyone else is non white
Yeah all zoomers like it because of racial diversity this is ms now
shame
this is so ridiculous and out of place it looks like a Saturday night live skit. Lucas must have had a stroke in the early/mid-90s.
Dangerously based.
Correct.
Incorrect.
Holy based. I bow.
Who’s the guy on the left?
a good friend
obi wan lost brother
obi tsu?
>post the only acceptable version
>66 get
KeK lives
Actually, this is. Frick this moronic ass series and everyone who enjoys it.
based. why didnt those Black folk give chewy a medal too?
Because Wookiees are subhuman.
>editing chewie's medal out
What you got against wookies
Based
I KNEEL
>Execute Order Correct Post
Nice get
based
very, VERY based
My brother.
Absolute incontrovertible truth.
Anyone disputing this is just defending their own pathetic Consooming.
It's on the same level of story-telling as a literal 8 year old playing Star Wars at lunch time with his friends, but even less inspired. Genuinely insulting.
Yeah well I’m all the Jedi plus the Mandalorian and the sith.
It was literally what I had predicted, upon hearing the title "The Force Awakens."
Nobody cares. 80% of the fans barely consider those awful corporate films canon. Star Wars will limp around half-dead until Kevin Feige or Jon Favreau becomes CEO of Lucasfilm
>She seems effortlessly more powerful than all of us...
?t=1
...with thunderous applause
The ship is made of wood
I mean electromagnets can be engaged once they’ve gone a certain range from the target.
That being said the movie was all nonsense garbage bullshit and this text was just a retcon for something they were too moronic to catch sooner.
You can easily isolate the magnetic properties of something tho
Imagine if Star WARS was about actual combat and warfare.
Oh wait that's AotC and all of you gays led by Mike Cucklasa hated it.
Cringe zoomer
AotC? The movie that's mostly Obi-Wan playing Detecive while Anakin and Padme romance each other, ending in one big battle? The last warfare in the entire series?
Yeah it was kino
>bunch of armed people with semiautomatic laser guns running toward their enemy in a big clusterfrick
>it’s about warfare
It’s wakandian blanket levels of fricking moronic. And don’t tell me about some fricking cartoon, because that isn’t what you posted.
>it's another "zoomer doesn't understand that people can form their own opinions without needing to parrot e-celebs" episode
*yawn*
Every frame is so dense
Everyone hated it because it had a meandering, boring plot, dissatisfying conclusion, and yet more lame CGI filled with lots of shit where nothing is happening. The battle of Geonosis could have been some fricking kino but because every goddamn actor was in front of a massive fricking green screen they all swung and jumped around like they were having a psychotic episode. There is a 0% chance that you like this movie due to anything other than nostalgia, search your heart you know it to be true.
The ONLY good thing this movie and its television predecessors brought were interesting vehicle design. That's it, nothing else.
This
based aotc respecter
please keep star wars discussion limited to your containment thread
I wanted to go there but got error 400, would please tell moderators to look into that issue?
>copy-pasteing Endgame
Disney is completely creatively bankruptt
Last frame looks like the angry plant from plants vs zombies
No, this is. Stop trying to make the sequels happen, it`s not going to happen.
Grumpy face doesn't work. She should have been screaming as she killed that old dude
ah yes the defining trait of jedi, using anger
>copying Endgame
Jesus, this trilogy was a lame joke until the end...
This is was another time...
not even the real ending. Lucas added all the 'around the galaxy' scenes in to a re-release in the 90s.
Original original was kino.
>WEESA FREE
kino
>yub nub
>kino
How could the Sith even surpass Palpatine? He was canonically the most powerful, ever, and his sheer intellect outweighed the rest that came before.
Anakin was a freak of nature, but moronic. That was the *point*. Palpatine was *already* the culmination of the Sith.
To assume Rey would have been his replacement is just fricking insulting - but not as insulting as her being related to him.
They couldn't. That was the point, you're right: Palpatine was the ultimate Sith. No other Sith before or since could have surpassed him, one could say he was equaled only by the ultimate Jedi (Yoda), but even the ultimate Jedi wouldn't be enough alone if they only equal him. That's why Anakin/Luke exist as the Chosen One(s), because it is the Force deliberately producing something beyond that absolute limit of Palpatine/Yoda, something that is intended to wipe out Palpatine and the Sith once and for all.
>That's why Anakin/Luke exist as the Chosen One(s), because it is the Force deliberately producing something beyond that absolute limit of Palpatine/Yoda, something that is intended to wipe out Palpatine and the Sith once and for all.
This. And this was the lore as George Lucas wrote it and it’s the absolute core of the whole Saga. That’s why the ST is so awful and superfluous and destructive.
Windu already soloed Palpatine, though. Hell, if Windu and Yoda teamed up against Palps, they would've won decisively. No Chosen One needed.
Palpatine was playing Windu. Even a moron can infer that by watching the scene. He was setting Anakin up to make choice between the Jedi and his family.
And Yoda lost to Palpatine
Windu "beat" Palpatine in a lightsaber duel. That's it. The Sith only learn how to fight with lightsabers to mock the Jedi. Sheev does not actually believe in lightsabers, as the Force is all you really need realistically. Eventually a caster will slap aside a martial.
Windu's fighting style was also built to combat the dark side in close combat. Windu also lost to Yoda in spars, and Yoda could not actually defeat Sidious.
>Windu's fighting style was also built to combat the dark side in close combat. Windu also lost to Yoda in spars, and Yoda could not actually defeat Sidious.
none of this happened
Vaapad is a thing. Still does nothing to stop Sheev from ripping open space itself (Force Storms) and tearing the surfaces off planets, as seen in the comics.
Yes it did. Windu was upper mid tier at best. Windu was below Yoda/Palpatine, and he was WAY below Anakin/ Luke.
>and he was WAY below Anakin/ Luke.
No.
>source: I dreamed it
I always thought Sheev could've easily beaten Mace, he just let him win to make him look like the aggressor in front of Anakin.
That was pretty clearly the point, but in production it was left open to the actors. Jackson does believe his character beat Ian's (at least regarding lightsabers), and he may as well have.
I think Rey frickin sucks!
based coolsville sucks poster
Why didn't Palpatine stop his force lightning when it was reflected back at him?
She used TWO lightsabers, bro. It had him stuck in a loop. Classic Jedi move.
I guess shooting lightning is like taking a piss, it's quite uncomfortable to stop midway through
>names a character Elan Sleazebaggano
Absolute chad.
but anon that's not even from episode 1
The only kino part of the ST. Rey literally makes the sign of the cross to kill Satan.
It’s an X, not a cross and it’s the worst part of an awful movie in an embarrassing trilogy
An X is just a skewed cross
A cross is just an upside down satanic cross.
An inverted cross is a symbol of Saint Peter, who was crucified upside down because he didn’t think he was worthy of dying like Jesus (tryhard)
Can someone shoop in or FaceApp Rose's face on the last panel? The face she makes when it closes up on her in her lil ship. You know the one.
apparently they filmed shit with mcgregor and a load of others because the force ghosts of the jedi were going to show up, but china being the totalitarian reddit state it is didn’t want religious imagery like ghosts so they cut it all. there was some big leak about it 2 years ago
Hm, I don't remember that from any of my Star Wars material. What kind of non-canon spin-off is that, OP?
Didn't get half the shit "I hate sand" did despite being 100x more rediculous. Its ok when Disney does it.
Because the shit in the prequels was easier to point to and there was less consequence for pointing it out.
You could make fun of JarJar or Anakin without any backlash anywhere.
You can't talk shit about Rey, Leia or CPT.DangerHair in the sequels without being called a sexist by the media.
It got a lot of shit. The Sequel backlash is far more intense than the Prequel backlash. As they say in wrasslin’ The Sequels killed the town. Ever since the ST, the brand has been broken. The Mandalorian made it seem like it was actually alive again, but Kathleen is right back to her old tricks with Obi-Wan.
I walk out of theater after she said I'm Ray Skywalker and I'm not the only one. I couldn't bare this cringe
I'm so glad I've never seen that piece of shit.
???
There's nothing wrong with that line.
kek, Rian already ripped off the throne room scene for TLJ so JJ had to rip off the ending from Endgame instead
>All prequelcucks must die
women ruin fricking EVERYTHING in life
This, I hate nuwars.
Why was she afraid of who she was?
Prequels were great and no amount of rlm boomer whining will change my mind.
great is a strong word, they were solid
I actually think they were awkward movies, and certainly not nearly as good as the OT. But, strangely over time I’ve actually come to love them. Not because they are good, mind you, but because they are AUTHENTIC, and bold and creative as frick.
And over time, I’ve come to HATE the Sequels even more. So this pattern doesn’t work with everything
rise of skywalker is probably the best comedy ive seen in recent memory.
its sad that instead of being excited to see a new movie with a good story and acting i know just watch to see how much theyve fricked it up
Rise of Skywalker is the worst movie ever made
>Anakin went through all of that hell for absolutely nothing
It will never end.
marey suuuuuuue
Americans can't do final battles. Japanese are so much better at this.
Should have been “and WE are all the Jedi”