I cannot blame him for this. Productions had been shut down entirely because of the homosexual neuorsis over the coof and regulations, so abiding by them had to be rigidly enforced for the sake of a speedy shoot and MI being released as soon as possible, so be it.
They planned on making a Les Grossman movie, but they probably realized they hadn‘t got enough to fill 90 minutes with.
Now the character has been basically Harvested too, if you will
>We don't negotiate with terrorists.
my favorite bit from him. Also the >you are an american hero, this country owes you a huge debt >NOW SHUT THE FRICK UP AND LET ME DO MY JOB
>les gets j'accused >is bombastic and loud throughout a parody of serious courtroom drama movies >turns out to be innocent >big dance number in the court
the end
Trials are in right now, did you see how many people were talking about the Johnny Depp thing? I want to cash in, and there's already a franchise I'm using. It's a money-printing idea is what it is >for the early 2010s
Get out of here with that defeatist shit anon.
When I finally recognised him my opinion of Tom went up. The only criticism of Tom I really have is that he isnt as serious an actor as Daniel Day Lewis or someone cause he'll never play a weak, foolish person but he's an action man that does his own stunts I get that and Im glad he's still going strong.
oh ok I'll check it out. Its not that I dont think he's capable. He just seems to want to always be the strong alpha male and I like it when actors do extremely different roles but Im also impressed when I dont recognise them at first. It took me a while to recognise Bale in Reign of Fire after seeing him in Psycho for example.
>producer is a vile, money driven israelite >rapper is secretly a homosexual >wokeism commentary >actors are almost all mentally ill, insecure drama queens >moron jokes
Could this be made today?
Hot Fuzz was fricking dull, had good moments but overall I felt bored more then amused when watching it
TT was great and I agree that probably nothing better was made in the genre ever since its release
This would provoke an order of magnitude of more israeli kvetching if released today, despite the involvement of israelites like Stiller, RDJ, and Jack Black.
"Tom Cruise had the idea to play Les Grossman in the movie," Stiller says. "That part did not exist. He said, 'Well, there's no studio executive and that would be really fun to be that guy. And he had this whole idea of what the guy should look like. It was his idea to dance. And I remember when we did a makeup test, someone handed him a Diet Coke and then he just started moving."
Stiller's story matches what Cruise told told BBC Radio 1 back in 2017. "I read the script, and he had all of the characters, but the studio wasn’t there," he said. "There was a structural compression missing down on those characters, you know, that keeps the pressure on these guys that really drives the story. I was like, 'You need the studio.'"
Tom Cruise even helped to make the movie a classic, how they didn't even think of a studio? Major faux pas.
I'm guessing they were both having a laugh over their shared experiences of these extremely israeliteey hyper aggressive movie producers. Has to be them poking fun at something specific Hollywood actors in general encounter for a israeli guy like Stiller to go along with it gladly.
Reminder that Grossman is based off of Scott Rudin, an infamously abusive movie producer who Cruise worked with in The Firm (1993). Rudin's known for yelling at employees, throwing objects at them, and once smashing an assistant's hand with a CRT monitor.
Stiller worked with Rudin in Zoolander, so he's definitely a guy they both knew.
I have a strange feeling that threads like this well over half the time are posted by streaming companies as "viral advertising" to get people to go watch the movies and generate online buzz.
Reminder that Grossman is based off of Scott Rudin, an infamously abusive movie producer who Cruise worked with in The Firm (1993). Rudin's known for yelling at employees, throwing objects at them, and once smashing an assistant's hand with a CRT monitor.
Sneed
having to samegay this hard
you have to go back
I don't get it.
DIS IS FWAMING DWAGON!
Oh...Flaming Dragon? Frickface?
PUT ON YOUR HECKIN MASK
>follows the dumb rules to keep giving us kino
What a noble self-sacrificing man 🙂
I cannot blame him for this. Productions had been shut down entirely because of the homosexual neuorsis over the coof and regulations, so abiding by them had to be rigidly enforced for the sake of a speedy shoot and MI being released as soon as possible, so be it.
this, when he started ranting about insurance companies you know shit was real
i still can't see what's wrong with this
he's only saving his movie production
OH NO NO NO, WE GOT TO wienerY CRUISEBROS
>how bout you eat a hobo’s dick cheese
The s(need) (formerly need for)
I remember something like Tom purchasing character rights of Les Grossman from Ben Stiller
i wonder if it's true?
He played the character on some awards show, you think he bought the rights to get all the profit for himself?
He bought the rights because it’s his only character that isn’t a generic MC
What about Collateral?
That movie is so fricking kino
That movie was ass. You only like it because you relate to jaime foxx’s character
They planned on making a Les Grossman movie, but they probably realized they hadn‘t got enough to fill 90 minutes with.
Now the character has been basically Harvested too, if you will
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
>We don't negotiate with terrorists.
my favorite bit from him. Also the
>you are an american hero, this country owes you a huge debt
>NOW SHUT THE FRICK UP AND LET ME DO MY JOB
for me it's the instant little applause after the "we don't negotiate with terrorists. :)"
He had to do more comedies.
TT, Knight of the day, Austin Powers cameo and MI:2 and that's all?
You forgot Risky Business
The horse is from schenectady
anothuh moron... waited an owah on the loine to make that joke, folks
more francesa humor please
For me it's the New York giants and San Fran giants meet up pizza parties
More Cleangirl
This is Xenu, and I challenge you to a thetan battle
Shawty got them apple bottom jeans
source?
Will you find who that was?
It's Pete Maverick
Les Whining.
big dick player
pic related,Ethan and Vincent. The three best Cruise roles ever. All the rest is forgettable indistinguishable protags
i think its great when you hear him in the background threatening to rip some chicks breasts off.
I'm blackface funny guy.
>Harvey Weinstein parody
Le Gross Man goes to jail movie when? It practically writes itself
>les gets j'accused
>is bombastic and loud throughout a parody of serious courtroom drama movies
>turns out to be innocent
>big dance number in the court
the end
sounds like a kino movie .. for the early 2010s, I think it's too late now.
Trials are in right now, did you see how many people were talking about the Johnny Depp thing? I want to cash in, and there's already a franchise I'm using. It's a money-printing idea is what it is
>for the early 2010s
Get out of here with that defeatist shit anon.
Les Grossman is based on Scott Rudin who is actually an abusive israelite. Harvey just liked to coom
>Ok Jannie?
>Frickface.
>Take a big step back, and literally FRICK YOUR OWN HOT-POCKETS.
DIET COKE!
>a G5 airplane?
When I finally recognised him my opinion of Tom went up. The only criticism of Tom I really have is that he isnt as serious an actor as Daniel Day Lewis or someone cause he'll never play a weak, foolish person but he's an action man that does his own stunts I get that and Im glad he's still going strong.
>he'll never play a weak, foolish person
edge of tomorrow
oh ok I'll check it out. Its not that I dont think he's capable. He just seems to want to always be the strong alpha male and I like it when actors do extremely different roles but Im also impressed when I dont recognise them at first. It took me a while to recognise Bale in Reign of Fire after seeing him in Psycho for example.
well it is an action movie and he does become more chad by the end but he's not what I'd call strong or smart at the beginning
How you have not seen Edge of Tomorrow? It's one of the best sci-fi movies of ever.
les grosses mains = big hands
>I want to dance, and I want big hands
>no more frequent flyer b***h miles for my boy!
>producer is a vile, money driven israelite
>rapper is secretly a homosexual
>wokeism commentary
>actors are almost all mentally ill, insecure drama queens
>moron jokes
Could this be made today?
You know damn well it could not, and you didn't even mention the blackface or the chinkoids being portrayed as barbaric war lords.
unironically had no bad scenes in that entire movie, every single one had at least 1 moment that made me laugh hard
Can't decide which one is better, this one or Hot Fuzz, probably the last good comedies ever made.
Hot Fuzz was fricking dull, had good moments but overall I felt bored more then amused when watching it
TT was great and I agree that probably nothing better was made in the genre ever since its release
>You're a great American, this nation owes you a huge debt, now SHUT THE FRICK UP AND LET ME DO MY JOB
Hit that man as HARD as you can
So is Cruise ever going to make a story for him or is it just left to be a myth?
This would provoke an order of magnitude of more israeli kvetching if released today, despite the involvement of israelites like Stiller, RDJ, and Jack Black.
>TAKE A STEP BACK AND LITERALLY FRICK MY FACE!
What did he mean by this?
>Let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5?
>Y e s .
PLAAYA
"Tom Cruise had the idea to play Les Grossman in the movie," Stiller says. "That part did not exist. He said, 'Well, there's no studio executive and that would be really fun to be that guy. And he had this whole idea of what the guy should look like. It was his idea to dance. And I remember when we did a makeup test, someone handed him a Diet Coke and then he just started moving."
Stiller's story matches what Cruise told told BBC Radio 1 back in 2017. "I read the script, and he had all of the characters, but the studio wasn’t there," he said. "There was a structural compression missing down on those characters, you know, that keeps the pressure on these guys that really drives the story. I was like, 'You need the studio.'"
Tom Cruise even helped to make the movie a classic, how they didn't even think of a studio? Major faux pas.
I'm guessing they were both having a laugh over their shared experiences of these extremely israeliteey hyper aggressive movie producers. Has to be them poking fun at something specific Hollywood actors in general encounter for a israeli guy like Stiller to go along with it gladly.
Stiller worked with Rudin in Zoolander, so he's definitely a guy they both knew.
Les Nessman, your twin brother.
>I killed one Rick...the thing I love most in this world
>A hooker? You killed a hooker?
>Amanda? come on man that's probably not even her real name
I have a strange feeling that threads like this well over half the time are posted by streaming companies as "viral advertising" to get people to go watch the movies and generate online buzz.
this is actually one of the last great comedies made. good point, wrong thread
Reminder that Grossman is based off of Scott Rudin, an infamously abusive movie producer who Cruise worked with in The Firm (1993). Rudin's known for yelling at employees, throwing objects at them, and once smashing an assistant's hand with a CRT monitor.
I had a boss just like that. Thankfully soon his liver exploded from all the vodka he consumed.
Remake with Warwick Davis as Les Grossman when?
Imagine taking a pneumatic potato cannon and firing it directly at Warwick Davis' knees.