This is literally as armored as Batman should ever get

This is literally as armored as Batman should ever get

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's literally a rubber wetsuit with some fake muscles dumbass

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if its military grade rubber a knife or small caliber gun wont do anything

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ive worked with it at one of my old jobs, its stupidly hard to actually penetrate it with a knife. a fricking stanley blade barely scratches it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >its stupidly hard to actually penetrate it with a knife
            And it's heavy as all frick

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh im not denying that, but its still stupidly durable.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              BIG SISTER BATGIRL HELP ME I'M STUCK

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll pull you out legs first

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can I produce it at home? I want to make a hardy bodysuit in the hopes that I'll make a short film one day.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you can work for the MOD and find the recipe which is top secret then yeah sure
              no idea what its actually called io think its like plyosthemier.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess I'll have to get a diver's suit and glue pads on it like I originally planned.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                just fit a series of progressively smaller wetsuits into a larger wetsuit and then you know

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Matryoshka wetsuit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sad that civilians think military grade means "uber high tech and expensive" when in reality it means "cheap piece of shit that barely works".

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"Private, this new item is being added to our is almost indestructible, it can withstand anything
            >gets passed to the mouth breather in the platoon
            >breaks it
            many such cases

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              thats basically all forms of military gear , when i was working with the material it was basically the norm to just half ass the construction. luckily i was working with an older guy who took it serious.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sad that civilians think military grade means "uber high tech and expensive" when in reality it means "cheap piece of shit that barely works".

          >high school
          >ROTC guy tried to get us to sign up and offered us MREs to try
          >"These are the pinnacle of military might."
          >Cheese whiz on a cracker

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >MREs
            spaghetti and pork chop MREs > everything else

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              actually chili mac is the best
              /thread

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >/thread-ing your own post, a post that is unrelated to the thread as a whole
                is there anything more pathetic

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >is there anything more pathetic
                Yeah, you.
                /thread

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He doesn't think multi-color shit is high tech secret

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sad that civilians think military grade means "uber high tech and expensive" when in reality it means "cheap piece of shit that barely works".

          I guess Gundam does get something right. The prototype's better than the mass-produced shit.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The prototype's better than the mass-produced shit.
            well, only with a very loose translation of prototype

            the gundam is closer to a testbed model, which is used to test feasibility of new technology
            unlike the gundam, testbeds are usually terrible outside the one feature intended to be tested
            think the MBT-70 which was crammed full of new technology like a missile-launching gun, rotating driver station, hydro-pneumatic suspension, and roof-mounted autocannon
            which definitely made it extremely technologically advanced but also meant it broke down every 2 seconds, gave the driver nausea, and required a masters in engineering to be able to drive

            a prototype is usually worse than the production model, because its still waiting for feedback on improvements to add
            they tend to be very close to the main production model, because they intend to use the same tools used on the prototype on the actual mode
            the XM-1 is practically identical to the M1 abrams in appearance and overall functionality, but has flaws not present on the M1, like a big vulnerable thermal camera instead of the smaller, more protected one

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arkham Batman has the best batsuit.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah, the Knight armor is the best armor

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly preferred the suit he wore before armoring up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's iron man bullshit
      Frick off

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but that's definitely not Iron Man, dummy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ironman invented military stealth armor

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know armor too well. But is he just covered in random shit?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Armored plates. Exoskeleton for extra strength. Some cutting edge weave for areas that need more flexibility. Super gel in between armor and weave that hardens on impact. Gauntlets and Boots are just standard armored affair, but probably tougher than the last suit. Actual blades on the gauntlets.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has it really been so long that people are saying this garbage is good? Absolutely embarrassing.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    But he can't turn his head. You could plague him forever if you were quick enough like some kind of laughing man.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My problem isn't that Batman's suit is too armored, but too cluttered with ugly, pointless details meant to make it look like armor.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      is batman ok with cops shooting villains?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        When he's not written like a moron, yes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why wouldn't he be? He understands the (non corrupt ones) have the law on their side, aren't super ninjas, and have to level the field somehow.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        only in self defense

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like shit.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the nipples?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman should be able to survive knives and small arms. Dark Knight is perfect, Robert Pattenson is too armored.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dark knight is an ugly clusterfrick

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean in terms of bulletproofness

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pattinson Batsuit went too far into the territory of sucking the tension out.
      Arkham actually did it well
      >the armor WILL protect you from the initial gunfire assault if you frick up, but you need to get out of the way before things turn deadly. You can't just play Robocop and expect to survive

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lewis Wilson batsuit or GTFO

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey Cinemaphile guess what?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chicken butt

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guess why

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asylum/City is the best one.
    It looks good and the upgrades even have the pseudo-sci bullshit for all you autists to explain why it's durable without looking like a fricking armor.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My only issue is his FAS face and eyes
      Wtf were they thinking

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I at least wish Detective Mode glowing eyes could stay outside of DM. IMO, it's a serious improvement.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman's defense should come from being unseen and unheard. Batman doesn't need to be bulletproof because he should never walk into gunfire or let himself get stabbed.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      modern armor is not particularly heavy or encumering, so thats a false dichotomy
      even a 1950s era flak jacket made of literally nylon and fiberglass weighted only a few pounds and stopped pistol rounds

      and being a squishy human with no special powers but a lot of money, it is perfectly reasonable for batman to invest in protection as insurance against getting shot or stabbed even if he plans on dodging most shots, you want protection on every layer of the survivability onion
      especially since every comic ends with at least one brawl of shootout, you would start to wonder why he doesnt at least don a concealed level IIIa vest molded to look like his abs

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather an Incredibles style super fabric. I like being able to see Batman's actual physique through the material and not just a molded imitation. It is the same reason I could never enjoy Spider-Armor very much and why 1978 is the best live action Superman costume.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the original sinner of the invincible Batsuit?
    It's not Pattinson, because the shitty CW Batwoman series already had its Batsuit made out to be almost indestructible, so I assume there were precedents before because I doubt CW came up with it on their own.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably batman 1989, which popularized the use of a rigid batsuit with significant bulk while also having characters in-universe mention he is wearing some kind of body armor

      its actual invincibility varies from scene to scene, he deflects a bullet at point blank range with his gauntlet in one scene without even flinching
      but in another a magnum revolver round knocks the wind out of him and he is momentarily stunned

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iron man

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      To me it seems like the Arkham games were the tipping point and now everyone is kind of okay with Batman being a walking tank instead of a sleek ninja.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is he, though?
        The suits look armored, but the stealth sections are stealth for a very good reason. As in, you can't just fight buttholes with machineguns directly, certainly not doing le spooky menacing walk as you're getting shot with enough bullets to vaporize someone and only ending up with few bruises like Pattinson did.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is The Bat-Man!

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like the cape the most

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

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