This is literally endgame for Batman. >reforms a villian and proves not all people are always evil

This is literally endgame for Batman
>reforms a villian and proves not all people are always evil
>steals his worst enemy’s girl
>clussy

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like this crackship.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really such a crackship.when poison ivy wants to be in bed with both of them?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That makes it HOTTER.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How did Man do it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet Harley's BJ game is INSANE.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I bet Harley's BJ game is INSANE.

        with a girl like Harley, its not so much the BJ as her probably shoving a finger up your ass to massage your prostate while applying her thumb right below to your sack and massaging your balls with the other four fingers while kissing the rim of your wiener head.

        She's probably all about the extra services.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Harley giving the old surprise backdoor break in
          What a keeper.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Batman becomes Mr Steal Your Girl while Jonkler seethes
    He would be actually fricking mental over it. Especially if it's homoerotic Joker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People suggested Jason should frick Punchline as part of a convoluted way for him to be allowed to get one over on the Joker. Don't see why his Dad shouldn't do it too. Make it a family tradition.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The joker is a cuck.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it works too well and DC doesn't want to give Batman wins for some reason

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Batman is literally the I can fix her meme but unironically

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Batman literally tries to fix all his villains. Even the mobs. He funds schools, colleges, orphanages, industrial jobs for menial workers inside the United States, pays for prison and police funding. He personally offers chances to villains like Doctor Freeze and asks Harley to quit crime and help Poison Ivy stop being as insane with her plants, help Penguin live the straight life without crime.

        Seriously. Batman tries to fix and save his villains and fix crime not only as a crusader / detective, but as a social philanthropist.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then DC said 'Wait if Batman does everything a wealthy philanthropist SHOULD do then why is there still a problem in Gotham?'
          >"EVIL BAT GOD! (That is actually some tech from Apokolips)"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This has to be the worst thing that's come of how "sympathetic villains" are portrayed now. Like, when they first took off in the 80s and 90s, there was a certain maturity to it, this idea that underlying problems are complex, some people are too broken. Then they just chucked that out the window

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can try to fix crime, but there will always be there. Some people relapse, drug addicts doing drug addict things, Bruce can't eliminate all crime but he's does enough for the city to function during the day and not become Detroit. Doesn't help it takes a decade and more of consistent effort to see results. So by the time Bruce retires as Batman (Around his late-50s), crime in Gotham should go down and his villains should either be dead from their own actions or retired. The new generation of criminals are those who just want to LARP the Golden Age or those committing highly-advanced crimes or group efforts to commit terror and require more than simple detective work and reform programs put out by Bruce.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Batman: Kings of Fear has a line where, once you discount the super-villains, criminals stopped by the batman have next to no recidivism rate compared to the normally massive one that's a constant in Gotham. Even if you discount the social work, which too many people do, Batman being the dark knight objectively prevents crime when every two bit thug and mugger collectively shits their pants and goes back inside once that signal lights up the night.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Bat Signal becoming the bat logo on his chest on that bottom panel is really cool.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kings of Fear is a genuinely good book. It's there primarily to disprove the whole
                >BATMAN MAKES HIS OWN VILLAINS
                bullshit but has good imagery for why, as a whole, batman works for Gotham's well being despite the contradictions. Combine that with Bruce dropping massive frickloads of his own cash to build up the community the only reason why gotham isn't a better place by now is because status quo is god because he genuinely works both ends of the system and does so well. Reducing criminality and causes for criminality in the same stride.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >why is there still a problem in Gotham
            Because it's Gotham. It's got warts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That applies more to Bruce’s actually broken villains than Harley. Clayface, Riddler, Dent, all of those guys have been helped at some point. With Harley there’s nothing wrong with her to fix, just tell her to stop.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sauce on this one? I'm guessing a LOTDK issue?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Batman of Arkham (2000). It is an Elseworld story that takes place during the Industrial Revolution.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is that last panel an homage to Detective Comics 31?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That therapist is saying something no therapist has ever said to a patient
            >one day you’ll be cured

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sauce?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            from 'I am a Gun', small b-story from Batman 128-130

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gratis Anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >With Harley there’s nothing wrong with her to fix, just tell her to stop.

          she's got something. Maybe face blindness. Maybe actual autism. There is some gear in her head that doesn't turn that turns for everyone else. There just isn't much excuse for just how easily manipulated she is by joker. Like she can't read his face or body language that he is full of shit.

          And its a plot point for both Batman and Ivy. They have both side eyed harley for the dumb shit she buys into from joker.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's severely codependent and has low self-esteem, plus a thing for bad boys AND bad girls. It's why she's into Joker, it's why she's into Ivy, and it's why many versions of her (White Knight Harley most notably) are into Batman. Some of those options are just healthier than others, because they show more restraint generally, or more respect for her personally.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I can't believe nobody else is bringing up White Knight.

              https://i.imgur.com/srQlDKC.jpg

              This is literally endgame for Batman
              >reforms a villian and proves not all people are always evil
              >steals his worst enemy’s girl
              >clussy

              There is literally a TAS-based comic continuity where they're romantically entangled. Married, actually.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >spoiler
                show

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A dumb series that gifted us with MILF Harley

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A dumb series that gifted us with MILF Harley

                They even made a figure of her

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                White Knight is overall a net negative, barring maybe the very first story, but damn it if I don't love MILF Harley

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she might do it

        if any of them would, it would be her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KEK batman fell for the tradwife meme???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you satan.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AmeizingLewds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could've said I remember that spit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it would be funny to think that harley knows who batman is and joker is totally clueless either because his mind keeps losing his crazy train of thought or he deliberately ignores the possibility

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it would be funny to think that harley knows who batman is and joker is totally clueless either because his mind keeps losing his crazy train of thought or he deliberately ignores the possibility

        it would be funny if she kept telling him and it doesnt register because it just doesnt matter to his brain or he thinks Harley is too stupid to figure it out.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's also hilarious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        on one hand, nice milkers on momma Harley. On the other, those faces are unnerving

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Slightly envenomated with Joker Toxin.
          Microdosing via Harley's breast milk.
          The Clown Prince's most subtle joke to date.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its always funny to me that Bats X HArley ship is posibly a more healthier relationship than he had with Catwoman and Thalia.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder who Alfred prefers Batman to shack up with

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I wonder who Alfred prefers Batman to shack up with

        >No Harley and Alfred reworking My Fair Lady with their btas voice actors

        we were robbed guys

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          frick you're so right

          >Harley Quinn and Batman
          >when Harley has murdered at least fifty people across her career of crime

          It doesn't work for me. Batman can justify what few deaths are Selena's fault but Harley has taken it too far countless times. I prefer her with Rick Flagg since he's a morally grey mercenary type doing some good despite his kill count. The Suicide Squad movie was their best depiction of a relationship. Despite what happens to Flagg (which is bullshit and can be retconned by James Gunn any day now)

          that's a fair assessment

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in The Brave and The Bold cartoon it's apparently Catwoman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pre-crisis alfred used to write fanfiction about him marrying Batwoman.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          aw that's nice

          in The Brave and The Bold cartoon it's apparently Catwoman

          this i do know as i watched the whole cartoon and it was great

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The BATB episode is basically a modernized version of those alfred stories, subbing Catwoman for Batwoman and Damian for Bruce wayne Jr.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Batwoman is the replacement Selina Kyle anyway. They came up with her after the 1954 hearings forced all sexuality out of comics.
              My headcanon has always been that Silver Age Kate Kane is Catwoman in the witness protection program.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't the comics code of that time also outlaw positive depictions of minorities?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never knew this, but it makes perfect sense now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Talia could have worked if he just kicked Ra's ass for good earlier but it's probably not enough drama for a batman setting. Never got catwoman especially the modern versions

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Talia is the oddest case where she has the one trait ANY man would love, loyalty, but it's to her genocidal father.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Talia yes, Catwoman I dunno.
      All of them are better than Babs, Timm was on some shit for that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What I hate about Babs being with Batman is that Batman would have to be a catastrophically unprofessional and uncaring working man, leader, and dad given that it's his adopted son's GIRLFRIEND as well as his teammate, as well as someone he saw grow up as his best friend's daughter.
        If Bruce was actually his playboy persona he'd get with girls like Babs all the time, but he's not. There's far too much connections that he has with the people around Babs never mind herself as a crime fighting partner to do a fricking sloppy one-night stand like it's a droning day at the office. My point is that Batman isn't a goddamn sleaze, if anything Joker would do it because he doesn't care about people
        Catwoman seems more the sleeping around type I dunno

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bruce and Batman are indistinguishable. At their core, they are the same man. Unless you are saying Bruce / Batman is a schizo with a personality disorder.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but there are a lot of writers who probably do genuinely think that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah man nah i'm saying that if bruce (i say bruce i mean the man as a whole) liked to mess around with ladies like he pretends to at those rich folk parties as he does to seem innocuous i'm not saying that bruce and batman are separate dudes

            >his adopted son's GIRLFRIEND
            she didn't think of herself as such.

            aye whatever the case is the point is batman wouldn't just frick his teammate

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >his adopted son's GIRLFRIEND
          she didn't think of herself as such.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you gonna have Batgirl get with an older dude, has to be Killer Moth

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > Batwoman
          Nah.
          She'd absolutely bleed elements of her former clown motif into batman's aesthetic and end up calling herself 'Batty' or something.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i think you might've replied to the wrong post but i agree cuz that's a cool idea, i wanna see what that'd look like

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >She'd absolutely bleed elements of her former clown motif into batman's aesthetic and end up calling herself 'Batty' or something.

            she'd unironically put on the smallest robin outfit she could find at first. Then maybe assemble a red and black batwoman costume.

            Ideally a series would do all this over a couple years and by the end of it, Harley would be more like Harleen and Bruce would never become the bitter one we see in Beyond. He'd encourage her to stop playing dumb and she'd make him laugh and soften his edges.

            Or at least until the writers get bored and cause BIG PROBLEM because bruce has to suffer forever.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i quite love your idea on it and i would burn the writers down with a flamethrower if they make bruce suffer

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i quite love your idea on it and i would burn the writers down with a flamethrower if they make bruce suffer

                its a cute idea but they'll never do it. marketing at dc is very invested in Harley being crazy fun zany and Batman being grim and dark and serious.

                Bruce giving Harley's life Structure, and her sanding off his edge is the very opposite of what DC wants to do with the characters.

                or to put it another way, Bruce and Harley could help make the other less mentally ill, and DC has no interest in either overcoming their shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you're on point with that, they're obsessed with Harley being wacky fun stupid time and Batman being fricking miserable, as much as I'd love to see them make each others lives better DC would never dare try it. A man can dream though.
                A man can dream...
                I especially like you mentioning Beyond, I love that cartoon. I like to think of granny Harley pinching Bruce about when they were young folk fighting each other in costumes and he remarks that it's not hard for him to remember. And she jokes how her memory ain't so good so it's good that he still does

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if he keeps an eye on her and makes things work out. Either out of care for who she almost was or out of guilt for not being able to cure joker and having to burring his warped ass in an unmarked pit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, i think he definitely keeps an eye on her

                The BATB episode is basically a modernized version of those alfred stories, subbing Catwoman for Batwoman and Damian for Bruce wayne Jr.

                ah, interesting

                Batwoman is the replacement Selina Kyle anyway. They came up with her after the 1954 hearings forced all sexuality out of comics.
                My headcanon has always been that Silver Age Kate Kane is Catwoman in the witness protection program.

                Didn't the comics code of that time also outlaw positive depictions of minorities?

                christ this was a hellish time for comics wasn't it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i quite love your idea on it and i would burn the writers down with a flamethrower if they make bruce suffer

              >i quite love your idea on it and i would burn the writers down with a flamethrower if they make bruce suffer

              its a cute idea but they'll never do it. marketing at dc is very invested in Harley being crazy fun zany and Batman being grim and dark and serious.

              Bruce giving Harley's life Structure, and her sanding off his edge is the very opposite of what DC wants to do with the characters.

              or to put it another way, Bruce and Harley could help make the other less mentally ill, and DC has no interest in either overcoming their shit

              >earth: whatever
              >Mr. and Mrs. Wayne actually live contented life
              >Story about Earth 2 or whatever main versions having to deal with the knowledge as the latest flashpoint world ending A plot goes on around the personal plot of Batman and Harley reflecting on their lives.

              might thread the needle on the fact the current interpretations can't conceivably get together due to harley being a girlboss serial murderer and batman never being allowed happiness

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's certainly a good loophole

                Reminder that Harley fricking loves wiener

                now this is the real harley i know

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >All of them are better than Babs, Timm was on some shit for that

        Timm likes them young. I'm suspecious part of the redesign for new adventures was just to make Ivy, Harley, etc look smaller and younger. Really look at the new models for the girls. They are shorter, heads bigger, and the hips are smaller despite having smaller waist.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're neglecting the fact that a hot young woman like Babs basically threw herself at Bruce. I mean come on. Who would turn that away? I don't think any normal man could tbh.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, Catwoman left Bruce at the alter, cheated on him with several women and men when they were on break, created an army of thieves to steal from Gothamites (who later went to work for criminals), and turned the Bat Family against Batman.

        Selina is not a good fit for Batman.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cheated on him with several women and men when they were on break,
          No she didn't. And modern, poorly written comics don't matter.

          Harley Quinn is a murdering psychopath btw.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Harley Quinn is a murdering psychopath btw.
            No she's not. And modern, poorly written comics don't matter.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All of Harley's comics are modern.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And therefore don't matter. Harley is a cartoon character anyway.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Harley Quinn debuted over 30 years ago. Modern is within the last decade.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Current is within the last decade. Modern is after the fall of Constantinople.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Harley wouldn't be that healthy. Harley is deep down a dependent getter-girl. So if she fell in love with Batman, she would go around LARPing at Bat Woman or something akin to that and getting in his way of his work and he would have to sighingly go save her every time or she would help and insist on being his partner even as he zips away. It would be a girl chasing after Batman until he relents or ends up tsundere.

      If it's Bruce, he would be trying to turn her down and she would just end up stalking him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i like the romance idea but i was also thinking the same thing about her dressing up as batwoman and annoying him, course there ain't a problem batman can't fix so i'm sure he could work it out

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like this idea, because it means getting rid of the current Batwoman, really, who likes that b***h?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            exactly right plus harley in a new costume that isn't that hooker crap she always does these days

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she would go around LARPing at Bat Woman or something akin to that and getting in his way of his work and he would have to sighingly go save her every time or she would help and insist on being his partner even as he zips away
        This actually fits right in with the history of my personal version of the Joker
        A Highschool girl who becomes a big fan/obsessed with Batman, eventually adopting her own vigilante persona (this universe's version of the Red Hood persona) to fight crime and get noticed by him. In her subsequent appearances, while she would be shown as a competent fighter, it'd be clear she's way out of her depths in trying to be like Batman, while also showcasing that she's not completely there in her head, along with other traits that'll work their way into her Joker (the teenage girl impulsivity, an ability to plan and improvise to the same/similar lengths of the Ledger Joker, and a complete disregard to the consequences of her actions)
        When we get to her "Bad Day", we'd see her like take a downward spiral (expelled from school/fired from her job, home and family got robbed, etc...) and see her attempt to solve a case entirely on her own (involving both Scarecrow and another clowned themed criminal that's essentially a fake-out Joker) that leads her to, of course, Ace Chemical. Fight happens, Batman intervenes, and eventually she'd get gassed by Scarecrows fear gas and ends up dangling over the edge of a railway. Batman tries to help, she freaks out at the sight of him (fear gas, remember) and drops into a vat of chemicals
        The rest is self explanatory
        Also her name pre-Joker would be Jacqueline

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As origin stories go I like it. Could easily imagine some zoomer becoming way too parasocial and insane from nonstop Batman tiktoks or whatever the DCEU version is called. It's a miracle that there aren't dozens of Batman/Batgirl copycats every time he shows up in the papers to begin with.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Appreciated, and I have a lot more about her and my other takes on a few Batman villains if you're interested

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Harley wouldn't be that healthy. Harley is deep down a dependent getter-girl. So if she fell in love with Batman, she would go around LARPing at Bat Woman or something akin to that and getting in his way of his work and he would have to sighingly go save her every time or she would help and insist on being his partner even as he zips away. It would be a girl chasing after Batman until he relents or ends up tsundere.
        >If it's Bruce, he would be trying to turn her down and she would just end up stalking him.

        it would probably start out this way. But who knows how Harley would act if someone actually loved her at home and appreciated her contributions?

        Hell Harley would probably break up with Bruce because the experience would be so alien to her.

        She'd probably go aggravate Ivy and be a wet sock until Ivy, begrudgingly made her go back after discovering Bruce was actually good to her.

        HQ "He's the worst Ivy. Just the worst."
        Ivy "I bet. What does he do? Act entitled? Stay out late? Sleep around? Thinks he owns the world? Those rich guys are all the same. buttholes!"
        HQ *blinks* "Well...no. He actually listens to everything I have to say and then he does the craziest thing"
        Ivy "ignores you? Makes you feel like you're stupid? Let me tell you, my professors in college we're..."
        HQ "No Red. Thats the thing. He listens when I talk and like...does stuff! When I tell him what I think of his work he listens and uses some of my ideas. And when I say I want something he buys it. And when I want to go do something...he takes me. Can you believe that? I don't know what kind of con he is trying to pull but it won't work!"
        Ivy *staring at Harley for a few minutes* "Go, get out. Go back or I will drag you. Get."
        HQ "What are you doing Red!?"
        Ivy "I'm taking you back to that idiot that loves you before you ruin your life for a third time."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "It's not like I saved you because I like you or anything."
        "Oh batsy, that means you really do care."
        *Cue Laugh Track*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So basically like everyone else in the 'bat family' but clingier.
        It really doesn't seem that much more unhealthy than the ambient lunacy of Batman's lifestyle.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Harley wouldn't be that healthy. Harley is deep down a dependent getter-girl. So if she fell in love with Batman, she would go around LARPing at Bat Woman or something akin to that and getting in his way of his work and he would have to sighingly go save her every time
        In the Harley Quinn comic runs? Yeah because it's an abortive mess.
        In Bruce Timms version of Harley where Harley goes straight in Batman & Harley Quinn or as the Grandma of the twins in Batman Beyond? She'd likely become an unironic housewife and integral to maintaining Batman's persona as Bruce Wayne.

        I could see a 3 or 6 comic limited series about Harleen Wayne having a one last ride adventure.
        >Done right it'd have her solve the problem as Harleen instead of Harley as a parable about personal growth and self discovery.
        Court of owls is done to death but something in the same vein of "gotham politics" would be a way for her to use the brains all the girlboss stories say she has.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick, that's actually kind of kino. Bats stabilizes Harley while she, at the same time, fixes Bruce when he's not being Batman.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Harley wouldn't be that healthy. Harley is deep down a dependent getter-girl. So if she fell in love with Batman, she would go around LARPing at Bat Woman or something akin to that and getting in his way of his work and he would have to sighingly go save her every time
            In the Harley Quinn comic runs? Yeah because it's an abortive mess.
            In Bruce Timms version of Harley where Harley goes straight in Batman & Harley Quinn or as the Grandma of the twins in Batman Beyond? She'd likely become an unironic housewife and integral to maintaining Batman's persona as Bruce Wayne.

            I could see a 3 or 6 comic limited series about Harleen Wayne having a one last ride adventure.
            >Done right it'd have her solve the problem as Harleen instead of Harley as a parable about personal growth and self discovery.
            Court of owls is done to death but something in the same vein of "gotham politics" would be a way for her to use the brains all the girlboss stories say she has.

            >Cold open to Bruce Wayne gala event, sauntering woman ass shot panel
            >Harley reveal to hang off his arm as he does gotham power player things
            >after event Harley tries to chat with Bruce before his nocturnal activities, but notices he's preoccupied and pretending for her sake
            >hang on panel of Harley left alone, follow up panel where she's decided to do something about it
            >sneaks down to the batcave, decides on an outfit (purple batwoman), goes out on the town to help her man
            >Batman isn't happy about it
            >somehow the joker returned.jpg, typical joker toxin'ing the puppy orphanage type thing
            >It's a fakeout of the Harley returning to joker story; he does his monologue and she sucker punches him
            >this is just a wednesday in Gotham, she knows he's concerned about something that matters
            >tries to get him to spill the beans with some costumed nookie
            >it not working really has her concerned
            >realizes this isn't a "Batman" problem
            >wants to dig into what's going on with Wayne Enterprises and shady dealings require shady characters
            >Harley Quinn's has entered the building
            >Turns to her old friend Pam to put a different face on this caper
            >obligatory Ivy misandry soapbox about Harley always needing her men
            >platonic love conquers all and they stop cat fighting
            >Antihero antics, but Ivy goes too far so Batman ends up having to stop her
            >Harley has to decide to dip or come clean, one crisis of conscience later does confront the Bat
            >Bats doesn't pull his punches and Harley doesn't expect him to, but does wonder if he let them get away
            >On the lam, but the Heist did reveal some useful context/information that gives Harleen the full picture, works out a plan
            >Traps Batman as Bruce at another Gala
            >Tense dialogue between the two behind smiles for the world
            >solves the business problem that was causing Bruce so much stress (it was something mundane)
            >ends on kissing Bruce on the cheek with a punish me later type exit line

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kino

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice pic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Catwoman is THE match. West side meets east, meets pretty woman. Rags to riches. Cat burglar and detective. It would nice if DC would let them settle down

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See

        Anon, Catwoman left Bruce at the alter, cheated on him with several women and men when they were on break, created an army of thieves to steal from Gothamites (who later went to work for criminals), and turned the Bat Family against Batman.

        Selina is not a good fit for Batman.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be into batman x harley
    >don't see much talk of it
    >a thread about it appears
    LUCKY ME

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was gonna say nah, Harley likes them crazy but a man who fights crime wearing a batsuit is pretty insane already

    Anyways it's bat/jokes for self inserters

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WW>Selena>Harley>Talia>>>>Babs

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing that this show was even made compared to how modern cartoons are. Also, how do you guys feel about babs original design? I like it even if it's pretty silly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce x Harley

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many people did she kill or help kill?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's fricked everyone else who hit her, why not batman?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Harley Quinn and Batman
    >when Harley has murdered at least fifty people across her career of crime

    It doesn't work for me. Batman can justify what few deaths are Selena's fault but Harley has taken it too far countless times. I prefer her with Rick Flagg since he's a morally grey mercenary type doing some good despite his kill count. The Suicide Squad movie was their best depiction of a relationship. Despite what happens to Flagg (which is bullshit and can be retconned by James Gunn any day now)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quinn and Batman
      >>when Harley has murdered at least fifty people across her career of crime
      >It doesn't work for me. Batman can justify what few deaths are Selena's fault but Harley has taken it too far countless times.

      really depends on when you do it. Btas harley didn't really kill that many people, offically. Remember that Fox wouldn't let them show a lot of death. I think even a lot of people Freeze iced didn't technically die or even get frostbit.

      It was around World's Finest and New Adventures that she probably started to kill people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      Depends on the version. Harley pre-Flashpoint didn't do much. New 52 Harley is an irredeemable monster no matter how many dream retcons or antihero pushes they keep trying to do with her. Ivy is even worse yet they somehow keep tying to make them a thing.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Harley commits a crime just to get Batman to read her fanfic.

      Why can't the main comics or movies have plots as based as this?

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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous

        thanks homie, very cool

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting reading.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HarleyBats is only a thing because they've been writing Catwoman like a c**t for 30 years.
    She's a thief with a distinct moral compass, barely ever a villain. Always the Irene Adler to Bruce's Sherlock.
    Her most evil interpretation was on the TV show where she spent more time pining after Batman than anything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was pretty evil in the first Lego game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most of my knowledge is informed by post-crisis stuff and I was always of the opinion that batcat is garbage. It was largely nothing until Hush and that felt random and weird as hell. There was a little flirting and stuff throughout but not serious especially compared to any of his other love interests. It also didn't help that Bruce seemingly had this overarching thing of slowly pulling his shit together and Catwoman felt inherently against that even if she wasn't a "real" villain

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah you don't get speaking privileges until you at least read Wein, Conway, Moench's runs where Catwoman features prominently

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce timms art sometimes gives me a bitter sweet feeling

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the reason some people latch onto this ship is because Batman's relationships have gone incredibly stale over the decades. His thing with Talia never went anywhere and after she dropped a kid on him, it effectively died completely. Honestly, Damian is the weirdest thing. All Talia ever wanted was to bear Bruce's child, and after she drugged him and conceived one, she dumped the kid on him and whatever might have existed between them rotted to nothing. Bruce takes the kid in with open arms and Talia just becomes more and more of an unrepentant b***h and a horrible mom.

    Then we have Selina. The relationship between Bruce and Selina is basically just a series of non-committal flings. There was a point where they ALMOST might have gotten married, but that went nowhere. Bruce and Selina's relationship is stagnant and boring.

    So the idea of Batman have a thing with a girl who once pined for his most hated enemy? It's something fresh and new. Is it a good idea? Frick if I know. Personally, I'm not really that invested in Bruce's relationships to begin with. But Talia's a dead end and Selina's just never gonna fricking go anywhere so they may as well try exploring new avenues. If it doesn't work out, well it's just one more of Bruce's countless failed relationships. No one even remembers anything about Vicki Vale outside of the Burton film. Remember Silver? Of course not, no one does.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vicki Vale to me is generally highly overlooked by people and Batman stories, she's an older character of Batman's alongside Hugo Strange and even more ignored than him. I don't evne know Silver, but you make good points about Batman's failed relationships with the ladies. But did you forget about Wonder Woman? She has a pretty good relationship with good ol Brucey Boy, I'd say she's got a pretty good shot at bedding the bat. But yeah, out of all these Harley and Batman is the most unexplored, which can lead to some interesting stories. Or bad ones. Comics aren't doing very good these past many years so who knows.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His relationship with Diana never went anywhere either. Zatanna was never gonna work as well, given that she's a Justice League relationship but having a magician around in Gotham doesn't really mesh super well with the Batman brand. Which is probably why his relationship with Diana just plain was never gonna work out.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, dude.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No one even remembers anything about Vicki Vale outside of the Burton film.

      The only thing outside of Burton I remember is how she was a gag in Chuck about introducing the female love interest//MC.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >clussy
    >Harlequin, not clown
    >harlussy

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I collected a lot of SuperHarley from a shipping thread last week.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Harley x Clark
      now that's what I call a crackship on a ship full of crack

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know, but I wound up liking it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >We now have anons who would unironically go for Joker's sloppy seconds
            >They'd willingly catch Joker AIDs
            I seriously hope you guys are trolling.

            I am obeying my mandate from heaven. Would you want me to lose face and dishonor?

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              Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's fresher clussy out there.

                What are the chances she ever gets adapted into anything?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Last one

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly it doesn't work on supes, I wish it did, but when you think about it, it just goes all boring.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              when they draw Harley like a camgirl, it does things to me.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Alright so maybe this pairing could be cute.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Funny how it's a country boy with a different flavor of city girl.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's a different spin on his usual relationship while still keeping some of the same elements.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We now have anons who would unironically go for Joker's sloppy seconds
    >They'd willingly catch Joker AIDs
    I seriously hope you guys are trolling.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not Harley fans, it's Margot Robbie fans getting one last jerk in before they b***h and whine about Lady Gaga being "too old"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that implies Joker has ever actually had sex with Harley and/or has working genitalia

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're Just Good Friends

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Harley literally throwing herself to Joker
      >Joker no way gays her all the time because he is too busy making plans against Batman.
      that's literally canon, anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone wonders why Joker's actually crazy but the real answer is he wouldn't tap that ass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine a story where Joker shoots out enough of his creampies that the toxins that made him into the Joker leaves his system but infects Harley

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >post nut clarity that removes insanity and literally fixes you as a person
            Goddamn Harley is that good a frick.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then she fricks Bruce and the toxins go into him and he becomes the Batman who Fricks.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              GORDON NO!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Batman who Fricks.
              niiiiiiiiiiiiiice, thank you for making that reference, glad people still remember, and oh well that's a nice humoristic alternative to the Ivy toxin I had initially thought about

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this is the greatest comic ever
              >captcha: AYYG2

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The Batman who Fricks
              lmao
              porn "artists" are resting on their laurels, this is a goldmine waiting to be exploited

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >post nut clarity that removes insanity and literally fixes you as a person
            Goddamn Harley is that good a frick.

            Then she fricks Bruce and the toxins go into him and he becomes the Batman who Fricks.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the absolute disgust on this face, bro is pussy free for life....

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was too distracted in that one episode but it was clear they were porking. I even remember one of the design documents saying they were terrible for each other but had great chemistry in the bedroom, or something along those lines.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He was too distracted in that one episode but it was clear they were porking.

          It was a running gag in the series that he wouldn't frick her. Harley dreams about having his children too, and yet Joker convinces her the only way they can have a family is if she helps him brain wash and torture a child. The implication is that at the very least he is chemically castrated and at the most, his junk doesn't work, which could further explain his madness and obsession.

          >I even remember one of the design documents saying they were terrible for each other but had great chemistry in the bedroom, or something along those lines.

          Timm and Paul might have very well intended that but they didn't do the ground work to convey it. it always feels like Joker is manipulating and conning her into doing labor for him or taking the fall for him. Any warmth from him is an extension of that. Joker all but winks at the viewer to let you know he is lying. I can't think of a single time in the original btas where it felt like he desired her or loved her. I never thought they had fricked or were going to frick. Any time he was kind to her, his voice took that tone children have when they are trying to trick an adult out of candy or money.

          But like I said, yeah, maybe that was Timm and Paul's intent but in practice, they made Joker so toxic that its not believable.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah i don't see joker being good in bed at ALL, whether he's able to pleasure the woman i'm sure he'd only do things that'd pleasure himself which doesn't involve anything pleasant

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's fresher clussy out there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd frick her but didn't she get her shit rocked by the frickable land dolphin? I respect a woman who loses a fight with a chronically depressed scientist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, that scientist had super-strength and the whole thing was a work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I pair her with Jason.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Harley helping Bruce to cuck another clussy from Mr. J.
      batwiener correction inbound

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They had that one episode where ivy and harley use mind control lipstick on bruce, but I was just thinking it would've been a nice cozy christmas episode and just said "frick it, how about we skip the mind control stuff and we just go out and have a fun night? It's not like I don't have the money for it and it'd keep you two out of arkham" and we just got a nice comfy episode of the three just turning heads and not randomly hurting others for no reason. I don't know.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it was a writers' fetish? Bruce just going shopping and partying with them would've been a fun way to keep them out of trouble. No wonder some people like them as a trio.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They had that one episode where ivy and harley use mind control lipstick on bruce, but I was just thinking it would've been a nice cozy christmas episode and just said "frick it, how about we skip the mind control stuff and we just go out and have a fun night? It's not like I don't have the money for it and it'd keep you two out of arkham" and we just got a nice comfy episode of the three just turning heads and not randomly hurting others for no reason. I don't know.

        >it'd keep you two out of arkham
        >not randomly hurting others for no reason
        They're in Arkham because they're criminally insane.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And not Blackgate because there's a chance for them to recover or be rehabilitated!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the problem with the Christmas episode is how apathetic Harley is to dropping Bruce down an elevator shaft. That and World's Finest are some of the first instances of Harley being clearly murderous and the first big shift in her characterization.

      Though admittedly I dont think it was done on purpose. For whatever reason, Kids WB didn't pay as much attention to what Timm was doing and in response he put in a lot more overtly deadly things. You know, like having Robin fall for Annie, and then clayface absorb and murder her.

      You could argue that the world changed when everyone found out aliens were real but really its just that Timm was taking advantage of Kids WB not paying attention to the shit he put on TV

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The batwiener will cure Harley!

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman's villain correcting wiener.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Batman x Harley
    Harley likes to tease him but ultimately Batman is still in control
    >Superman x Harley
    Harley femdoms him no problem
    >Harley x Ivy
    lame

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are so right
      >spoiler
      you're evne more right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where is this gif from?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gotham Girls. Pretty sure the whole series is on youtube

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          muchas gracias

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          for a flash game for kids it still felt a lot like the show

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >infancy of flash animation as a technology
            >release an interactive series
            pretty sure Glynes has been said to be the brainchild behind the gotham girls "shorts" and they're entirely unique. Crazy to think what WB/ media corporations let creative people do a few decades ago.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harley is so much hotter in a hetro relationship why did they make her a dyke

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the Honk rises.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harley Quinn can't be redeemed. She is a mass murderer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If she can bear (my) children, she can be saved.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Joker's the mass murderer. Harley's only, like, a medium murderer at best.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Harley fricking loves wiener

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute wiener-hungry Harley

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a villian and proves not all people are always evil
    but harley is evil

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Satan, the batwiener can correct her!

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t Harley a lesbian? Why would she date a man?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's never been a lesbian in a single good comic or cartoon

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cringe

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually had in my head a whole ass AU where Bruce never becomes Batman because he's injured by the same bullet that kills Martha, becoming partially disabled and walking with a cane his whole life. He still tries to clean up the city but this time as a public figure.

    He and Alfred eventually realize he needs therapy and end up contracting Harley as to be Bruce's shrink. She ends up connecting with him the same way her canon self does with Joker and one thing leads to another.

    Unfortunately I'm not a good writer but if anyone is interested I could take a shot at actually writing it one of these days.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bruce opens up emotionally and confesses to Harley how Damian was conceived.
    >Harley now wants to break Talia al Ghul's nose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a reasonable reaction

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Endgame is Bruce marrying Ra's in Talia's body.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ra's
      It must be admitted that he was very committed to his plan.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think back to when bruce kissed tahlia in batman beyond and ra's' voice IMMEDIATELY came on her after they kissed and i burst out laughing when that happened

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the perfect way for Bats to frick the Joker like he's always wanted without confronting his homoerotic feelings

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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