This is mostly redditors, right? I wouldn't pay to see that garbage even ironically.
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This is mostly redditors, right? I wouldn't pay to see that garbage even ironically.
Honestly, it's the first based thing that Zoomers have done.
Imagine looking up to zoomers
You people are jaded as frick
I guarantee you all would've said the same thing about the habbo raids as well
Was Habbo Hotel making money from it?
Yes, playercounts are great to show investors.
So why were they banning players for the raids and why aren't theaters banning people for wearing suits to cartoons?
Some theaters are banning suits
They are though.
Yes
how else do you think they pay back their server costs?
Yeah fricking around on a moronic online game for free is the same as getting your hair permed into a broccoli cut and spending a bunch of money to watch a baby movie
Have you never gone out done anything ridiculous with your friends before?
Or have you lot really spent your entire childhood in front of a computer screen unable to understand what a normal teen activities look like.
I did but going to see shitty childrens films wasn't part of it
Then there is no reason to sincerely be pissed at this other than the fact that you just want to be mad at something for the sake of being mad.
I'm not pissed off I just think it's stupid
Why? You just admitted to doing almost identical type stuff as a kid as well.
The one time zoomers actually do something that's fitting for their age group and isn't completely pozzed/decadent, Cinemaphile still has to find a way to shittalk 'em.
Habbo raids cost nothing, these morons are spending money to shitpost.
You're saying this on the same board done more to promote the new blade runner and joker than any other place online.
I bought 4chin pass to shitpost
Which one of those broccoli headed little homosexuals is you in the webm to feel so personally attacked? Frick off
>You just admitted to doing almost identical type stuff as a kid as well.
No I didn't
>hey this ironic meme thing zoomers doing is gay as frick
>WOOOOW U MAD?
Yes, anger.
You're so wrapped up in your hatred for zoomers that you can't admit this is the first time they've actually done something that isn't completely globohomo'd, so you have to think it's stupid.
Seeing shitty movies with friends as a joke is definitely something I did.
Did you watch it with your friends at a place like a normal human being or did you go to a cinema and shit up the place like an autist?
alright fine, good point.
>wearing a suit and clapping at the beginning of a movie is considered "shitting up the place like an autist"
no one tell this guy about the nogs going to see black panther when it was in theatres
At least from here I've been told these people start screaming in the middle of the movie and throw around stuff. Going in a suit isnt the problem. Plenty of people go dressed up to Star Wars films for example yet the cinemas dont cancel those showings
>Wearing suits
>Shitting up the place
At worst, these videos just show them clapping and hollering at the credits/intro like some homosexual Star Wars fans.
We’ve definitely intentionally watched moronic movies at the theater.
Yes homosexual we went to the movies all the time and even enjoyed some of them instead of hiding behind ten layers of irony
The difference is in the Habbo raids you were actually doing something fun, going to see a shitty childrens film you aren't doing anything but sitting in the theater and watching it.
I have yet to see them make a swastika
Who is being disrupted by this? Who is being offended?
It’s a corporate trend for a corporate product. They are giving them money.
Morbius was like the precursor where most people memeing on it did not pay to see it.
This is just yet another marketing vehicle now. Haha come see the movie ironically goy. Wear a funny hat. Bring all your friends and make sure to film it and encourage more people to do it.
IF THEY ARE NOT SCREAMING FOR YOU TO STOP YOU’RE A TOOL
This would be true if they weren't getting kicked out before paying for a ticket.
Also you're saying this on a TV/Movie board that has done plenty to advertise and promote upcoming films its liked
>a TV/Movie board that has done plenty to advertise and promote upcoming films its liked
people who never leave the house talking about something on the internet does not constitute advertising or promotion.
Talking about it constantly and making memes about is absolutely doing corpos a huge favour in the advertising department
>doing corpos a huge favour in the advertising department
I'd love to see the pie chart sliver for "exposure on Cinemaphile"
>Blade Runner
>American Psycho
>Joker
>Euphoria (of all fricking things)
have been talk ad nauseum on this board and have helped to increase their reach onto others
>have helped to increase their reach
again, I'd love to see the sliver on the pie chart.
American psycho's popularity has literally had a resurgence thanks to shitposting done by this board.
You also don't have a pie chart to show just how much this tiktok trend has helped in movie sales so your word is just as good as mine to be honest.
We're not talking about the Gentleminions' effect on this particular movie.
We're talking about the negligible effect Cinemaphile discussion has on a product's bottom line.
Regardless, it's about intention.
Saying that kids on the internet making jokes about a movie as someone who browses a board that has done this numerous times is a matter of hypocrisy.
talking about it and making memes doesn't do shit to help their bottom line unless it's actually a good movie/ tv show though. See Morbiuis, one of the biggest memes of this year and a complete and utter flop at the box office. Sony even re-released the movie in theatres because they thought the meme attention it got would translate into ticket sales and it flopped again.
So you admit this really doesn't have any barring on how well a movie does in theatres and is really just teens have fun watching a shit movie with pals? Good to know.
you are literally never going to make it
if you continue like this
>the only 2 viral marketing campaigns in existence were morbius and minions
based moron with 5 second memory
I wonder which dark pupeteer is the twisted mastermind behind morbius and minions
what a fricking zoomer homosexual
Maybe, but you are being willfully ignorant if you cannot see the similarities here.
I didn't give MGM money to raid habbo
no but you give them numbers and traffic, which is a really good sign for investors and advertisers
I also bullied a kid into deleting his account and exposed about twenty people to goatse.
>Falling for viral marketing is the same as an old school raid
You're the same universal studios shill from /misc/ yesterday, aren't you?
>pools closed is just viral marketing for harry potter guise
>no you don't heckin understand, mountain dew polls are just marketing
>Black folk turn the kinoplex into a zoo for Black Panther screenings
>YAAASSS WHAT A DEFINING CULTURAL MOMENT, TRULY THIS IS WHAT CINEMA IS ALL ABOUT
>a few well dressed white guys show up to watch Minions for a TikTok video
>NOOOOOOOO YOU'RE A MENACE TO SOCIETY GET THE HELL OUT
>white guys
oh dear
No one says that what they're doing is wrong. Is just lame and tame as frick.
It’s a fun little joke they wanted to post about. Articles “explaining” it are the first you’ve seen it, so of course you have a sour taste in your mouth over it. They didn’t mean it to be an epic cultural phenomenon like this news article is making it out to be.
You sound mad
The whites are acting like Black folk. Blacks weren't throwing shit at the screen and having raves at BP
where do you see them acting like nogs?
In every tiktok
Clapping at studio credits before a movie actually starts is not nog behavior
Look at what you've become. Bitter old men yelling at the youngsters. Pathetic.
>men
millenial males will never be men. Numales at best
>Look at what you've become. Bitter old men yelling at the youngsters.
I've been yelling at the youngsters online since I was 10, that's 18 solid years of being an old ass grouch and it happened before puberty. Stay the frick off my lawn, and you're gay for wearing a suit to a kids movie in order to protest it's bad vibes with your sarcasm
No one's looking up to you, gen-x/y failure
Go b***h about it on facebook, like you usually do when you're butthurt
Imagine looking up to millenials
>funding illumination's cinematic diarrhea machine for "the memes"
>based
yea I should donate that money to chris chan and have him draw more comics
Worth it to dab on Disney
Disney is already failing hard without having to shill some other shitty company.
Minions was their childhood let them have their fun they were already robbed a big chunk of their childhood from lockdown lunacy
Why? This is psy ops MGS2 level meme culture shit.
Meds now
oh you'd love that wouldnt you? you would love for me to take my meds glowingBlack person
they had their futures stolen from them by their mothers and grandmothers and handed to others for the sake of profit of corporations and the literal biblical children of the devil, this is all they have left. Dressing up fancy to see a cartoon.
So? If that is true, world is lost anyway, might as well just laugh at it
shut up kid you are a homosexual
Is it?
>Hurr look at me! I'm only ACTING like a moron. I waste my money on watching garbage IRONICALLY.
Honestly it would be based if they set those cinemas on fire or some shit. All I see from zoomies is more armchair virtue signalling and passive aggressive sarcasm - everything I've seen and hated in my generation.
It sounds like you’re just bitter. I hate the virtue signalling as much as you do, but all this amounts to is irl Patrick Bateman posting
None of you are successful so shut the frick up. Even as feds you are utter failures!
Every single one of us here is guilty of being cringe as young men. That's part of growing up. The difference between our generation and the zoomer generation is social media making every cringe moment into a spectacle.
don't try to reason with bitter morons. They're no longer human, just pure seethe. Any joy within their lives is forever lost to them
>Honestly it would be based if they set those cinemas on fire or some shit
Frick off Fed
Frick off.
a brave post and its true at that
Fr fr no cap on god bro fr fr
I'm a 30 yr old boomer and agree it's based af, good to see them having some fun. All the seethe are people who were miserable fricks in high school (and still are today)
No bushin'
>First
Also nice trips
>Based is a slang term that originally meant to be addicted to crack cocaine (or acting like you were), but was reclaimed by rapper Lil B for being yourself and not caring what others think of you—to carry yourself with swagger.
Doing something as part of a social media fad is quite literally the opposite of based.
if it makes dad mad its based. unless it also makes ur teacher happy, then its gigacring
fpbp
checked
frick jealous millenials and grumpy boomers, the gentleminions are bros having a good time
This. It gives me hope for them. It's the first time I've seen them having soul.
>the first based thing that Zoomers have done is consooooming, but le ironically
It would be based if they were sneaking in or something. Frick off.
It would have been based if they all went to see it dressed like Hitler (since Gru is supposed to be a generic supervillain or whatever) to convince the media that the alt right is trying to co-opt minions. Instead they're just spending their own money to make free advertising for a moronic kiddie movie.
I think it's just teens on tik tok
>YOU CANT GIVE US MONEY TO BRIEFLY MAKE FUN OF OUR HORRIBLE PRODUCT ;_; THE CHILDRENS ARE TRYING TO ENJOY THE HORRIBLE PRODUCT ;____;
>Honestly, it's the first based thing that Zoomers have done.
Why is half the panel waifus?
the person who made that image probably frequents Cinemaphile
FOTM zoomer animes.
>NOOOO YOU NEED TO RESPECT MY VIDEO GAME CHARACTER SOURCE MATERIAL
lol you are more of a soulless bugman than any of the zoomers in this thread
i will FRICK the cat
i don't get it
>Has to check the wiki for the "age" of a fictional character before deciding whether he can be openly horny about it or vocally against it
I had an argument with my girlfriend over this exact concept recently, and over a cartoon character no less. Apparently the canon age for Yoko Littner is 14 years old, which makes no sense when you consider that Kamina is 18, she's the same size as him and they're of roughly the same emotional maturity, and Simon, who is decidedly smaller and is paired with Nia, is 14 too. I have no idea why those Jap fricks decided to lock in her age as "14" considering it doesn't even remotely make sense in the context of the world, so my argument to my girlfriend was that it should be considered a Death of the Author scenario. If it makes no fricking sense, ignore it and apply your own headcanon. In this case I headcanon her as being 18. She could even be 17 and it would still make more sense considering her interactions with her based love interest.
But all of that has little meaning when you consider the fact that she, and many other Zoomers (she's 23, just barely a Zoomer) are getting upset over the age of fictional characters, something that is largely arbitrary.
I never saw that sort of thing back in 2005-2010. It's just another side effect of Eternal September after normalgays got access to the internet.
Its not zoomers, its millennials desperately trying to hide the fact that they are now aging pedophiles.
Any zoomers doing it are just taking after millennials doing it. Its not even a generation thing and more of a normalgay thing. The more normalgays who watch anime the less open minded they are going to be about Japanese or otaku culture going into it. To these normalgays watching anime, they may as well be watching something produced by Hollywood and when they see a bunch of dicky they get uncomfortable because again, they're close minded normalgays uncomfortable with even their own thoughts and emotions.
Only dumb women care about something as asinine as the ages of characters in Chinese cartoons that you would never know outside of wiki articles.
Hey Zoomies we used to do this shit too back in the day
Only we were based when we did it.
Get on my level homosexualS
spread it boys
kino times
Bussin no more for reality.
zoomers grew up with the movies, they're just having fun no different than the legacy shrek has
>zoomers grew up with the movies, they're just having fun no different than the legacy shrek has
/this
Shrek was actually good though. Minions is the braindead sequel/spinoff of an already mediocre movie.
Please shut up. You're giving us millennials a bad name
>how do you do fellow millennials?
>If zoomers dressed up as nazis in black face to see the minions
That would actually be based and worthy of being compared to the pool's closed prank.
Just wait till the media start labelling it as a toxic masculinity right-wing anti-vax insert other buzzword here phenomenon that you need to protect your children from
and now all those zoomers are radicalized.
remember when everyone dressed up to go to the joker this is how corporations shill now
>Remember when everyone dressed up as the Joker
No?
That never happened joker was looved by everyone not on disney's payroll not judt dressed up weirdos
This guy?
>Cinemaphile pranks vs reddit pranks
>remember when everyone dressed up to go to the joker
Nobody did that. Dressing up in costumes to go to the movies was always exclusively a Star Wars thing started by boomers and xoomers.
I went to bohemian rhapsody dressed like freddy mercury. Mind you it was incidental but several people commented on it.
Kind of funny ngl
>why gen-z are*
journalists are such a joke right now
I may go see it but I have a 9 year old and 7 year old. No idea why these homosexuals are spending 50 fricking bucks a piece """""ironically""""" shit is beyond gay
Seriously why Minions?
No, tv is just seething that literal tik tok kids created a better irl movie meme than Cinemaphile ever did
>heh I'm sucking and fricking gay dick...as a meme
no one is sucking dick except you anon
>irl movie meme
it's called an ad campaign. imagine falling for this.
This. Cinemaphile once again faced with the cold truth that the TV sub on the 1000th most popular website doesn't mean anything.
>children acting like a dumb children's movie is the fricking opera house
Are there really people who don't see why this is funny?
acting like a dumb children's movie is the fricking opera house
>Are there really people who don't see why this is funny?
Only slobs think it's stupid to dress up to go out. Pride in appearance is one of those 1950s things -- or any era homie thang. Let the kids dress classy. It's better than their sisters being buck naked for Onlyfans chump change and instagram likes.
The original group of people doing it was funny. Like everything on social media, after people start copying it and taking the joke too far, it's not funny anymore.
This is something I would have done for sure with my friends as a kid
Amusing zoomer behavior carry on cheese-eaters.
back in my day they would have fros with the suits
None of this feels organic. I reckon the studio paid a bunch of people to do this and had the media report on it so people think it's real.
I can see that, but it honestly feels like an extension of the Morbius memeing. That came out of the studio making cringy tik tok ads with that text to speech voice, and people took it and ran with it ironically. Instead of a Morbillion, Minions was gonna make a Minillion, a Gruillion tickets. Except a colorful kid’s movie is even still more entertaining than Morbius, so some tik tok kid had the idea to go with “the boys” all suited up. It became a trend and then more kids were doing it.
Shit on it all you want but you millennials did moronic trends too.
>you millennials did moronic trends too.
Yes and the people who did those trends were always women and homosexuals. We were laughing at them back then too.
t. listened to Tokyo Hotel and took "planking" pictures
No I was wasting my time here ten years ago rather than doing it on normalgay social media like facebook.
literally nothing wrong with that. Boomers frick off
Why would zoomers use a millennial hangout?
I unironically give blowjobs to my zoomer twink fwb
Imagine being a miserable homosexual and ruining little kid's family time just for tiktok clout
Is this in any way pro white? If so .. kino. If not... I hat zoomers
most of these must be hispanics so yeah it's probably pro-white
>Lads hanging out watching minions
>Is this... Political? BASED
Frick Americans tbh
youtube recommended me a video titled 'WOKE hollywood HATES minions success!' didn't watch it of course but putting politics in everything is so tiring
It’s funny and they’re having a good time.
>hwite peoples havin a good time
Sounds like the rise of the alt-right.
That's why it has to be shut down naon and that's a good thing [spoiler]and here's why[/spoiler].
Am I still on the same website that'll call you a israelite shill for having subscriptions to streaming services?
NOT THE HECKIN MILLENIALS DESTROYING EVERYTHING
Millennials killed everything. It's all over.
Millennials have killed so many things that we're literally Hitler at this point. That's what I call based.
wtf? I love millennials now
That Millennial guy is almost as dangerous and working around the clock as that Four Channel guy.
stop stop dumb stuff for fun zoomoids!
Zoomer here. Friend went to see it, said the audience ironically clapped multiple times and after a particularly bad joke one viewer started force-laughing really loud. Personally I see this trend as very unorganic considering Gen Z associated Minions with boomer memes up until a month ago but if I could find a way to avoid paying I'd do this 100%. Funny shit.
Minions have been associated with subverting the innocence of it, or at least stepping up the edginess of the boomer version of it.
Boomers would post Bob or whatever with the caption
>Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee!
Millennials and Gen Zers caught on and posted the image distorted with a caption reading something
>The body is buried under the floorboards.
I can see this recent marketing push, jumping on the “ironic” Morbius trend being not so organic, but this ironic memeing of the minions has gone on for many years.
Hurr durr
You're right, I nearly forgot. And the ironic viewing trend probably started with Jacksfilms shilling for The Emoji Movie back in 2017.
We’ll, people have intentionally watched shitty movies for a while. Look at The Room. I guess an argument can be made that that’s a small artist’s passion project and thus is worth more of your time than Minions, but the concept of showing your buddies a moronic good time, ironically, isn’t really new.
If there's anything positive about the last 20 years of cultural dark age it's the fact that media's hard-on for globohomosexual and regurgitated remakes will inevitably push current generation into rediscovering the original content that the modern pop culture is stealing from. I'd rather have zoomers listening to Kate Bush than Black person rap.
Even worse, Tik Tok users
This is just marketing.
soillenials are ENTIRELY unoriginal
Shitty marketing campaign.
RISE OF RISE: THE RISENING
It's a reaction to Disney putting gay shit in everything.
I don’t think it is, but it would be funny if we spun it as that to demoralize the left.
>NOOOOOOO TEENS ARE REJECTING MY gay SHIT THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE PROGRESSIVE NOOOOOOOOOO
>having fun with your friends
beats being a fat chudcel Cinemaphile poster
Cinemaphile is just mad they didn't come up with it
Most of those little homosexuals had to ask their parents to rent them a suit as well as give them ticket money, and they had to explain to their parents why they needed a suit to go to the cinema. If imagining how that conversation went doesn't fill you with cringe then you're probably still suckling the teat yourselves.
Damn I guess you'll just have to keep crying about it then bro.
zoomers are living in your head rent fr fr, together with their parents lmao
It's unironically better than most shit showing now. Jurassic World, Lightyear, Thor, all fricking dogshit. Minions is a lighthearted kids movie.
Tender is the new based, pass it on
>zoomers get locking in their home for the best most formative years of their childhood
>finally get out and want to do something fun for once rather than watch minecraft on their ipad
>effeminate millennials and israeli boomers can't take it
We should be renting out theatres for them.
>zoomers get locking in their home for the best most formative years of their childhood
Were you under gunpoint? homie just go outside. Like, just open the door bro. None of that was real. And the fact that zoomers were "forced" to comply by imaginary means just speaks of the impotence of their generation.
you weren't able to leave your house? absolute cringe generation. hope you asked your mother if you were allowed to post that.
Zoomer bros
we've won
Why does Gentleminions make millennials SEETHE this much?
what doesn't make millenials seethe?
Millenials wish they were this funny instead of spending the last decade s 0 i- facing over capeshit
This is really aggressive marketing
>just out of 2 years of lockdowns
>Zoomers finally getting together for social event
>bros (white/black/whatever) dressing up, going out, and being comfortable being men in an increasingly pozzed world
>somehow still gets shit on by everyone else
>dressing up in suits to see a kids movie so they can post about it on ticktock
>being this mad at kids taking part of a successful meme
Sorry your Morbius memeing didn’t work out
>paying money for a suit and paying money for a ticket so you can record a thirty second video
Back in my day shitposting was free.
>somehow
Apparently they've been trashing the auditoriums and creating a bigger disturbance than normal teenagers do
ITT:
>zoomers pretending to be millennials/gen x pretending to be upset at zoomers being based
Ahh yes it must just be samegay, that doesn't sound like COPE or anything dont you worry.
Yes, because this board has never shown to take great upset at what zoomers do
Shut up zoomer
Thank you for proving my point
There is no reason to samegay when there are plenty of millennials here already foaming at the mouth at what zoomies do
>is wearing suits
>journalism
Are they making fun of Facebook boomers for being obsessed with minions? Or are they making fun of how corporate and uninspired movies are these days by treating a minions movie, of all things, as a sophisticated piece of art? Or is it that minions has developed a cult status thanks to boomer Facebook memes elevating minions to the level of Shrek? Or is it just funny to meet up with the boys and dress goof around?
>minions are dumb and silly movies
>show up with your friends dressed in suits
Its just good ole dumb fun. No movement or political statement involved which is why is confuses and scares millennials so much.
Can someone actually explain why Minions are so popular with boomers?
They appeal to boomers because they're shaped like medicine for high blood pressure.
To me they've always looked like twinkees and I don't even fricking eat twinkees
Boomers like dumb shit
They're completely normal-intelligence people who enjoy being moronic as a choice
Boomers and xoomers are unironically brain-damaged due to being alive when gasoline still contained lead.
I think they just grew up in a time where you literally didn't have to think at all to pass with flying colors.
It's a purified product of all the things they like.
Basic level humour (no complexity at all that they may not understand due to age for example a joke based on a modern subject like social media wouldn't hit and theyd not get it. Basic humour is timeless. basic also means polite which they also like. No swearing or rudeness)
Cute looking and acting (triggers the same biological instinct as what makes humans adore babies, kittens and puppies etc and women in menopause or post have a stronger instinct)
They're dumb (boomers like this cos it makes them feel smart)
Inoffensive (they despise rudeness of any kind)
It's basically fast food for them
>Free marketing!
>Shilling!
>Advertising!
Meanwhile there are movie theaters out there that have actually stopped screening the film due to this one tiktok trend.
this isnt real
no way any cinema would miss out on selling much more tickets that predicted
POOL'S CLOSED
Wtf I love TikTok trends now
Zoomers have way better shit to do than go on here, what was weird and bullied about for millennials is normal now. being gay, playing games, being shy and feminine, etc
the ugliest and craziest zooms are on here, but otherwise Cinemaphiles overall population is getting old as frick
>but they're just dressing nice why is it being banned?!
Because they're throwing shit at the screen and screaming Black person-tier commentary at the screen and in general being disruptive homosexuals that are also damaging theaters/screens.
If they just dressed up and saw the movie no one would give a frick.
>NOOOO WHY ARE TEENAGERS DOING STUPID THINGS WITH THEIR FRIENDS FOR FUN!? DON'T THEY KNOW THEY'RE GIVING WAGIES A HARD TIME!?
Zoomers are fricking moronic but I cut them slack because I got to grow up during a fun and nice time while they have spent their entire lives in a shit hole. We can't take tiktok culture from them lol
>zoomers
>reddit
the eternally seething millenial copes once more
This stinks of coordinated raid. Up until five minutes ago Cinemaphile made fun of zoomers constantly. Got to admit this is some great gaslighting, though.
Zoomer trannies have done three mass shootings in less than a month, but they want us to think they're based for going to see a movie made for toddlers.
The funniest thing about this is the Cinemaphile shut in schizos who think that a minions movie actually needs viral marketing.
Every single video is a bunch for nerdy looking losers.
>muh gen this, muh gen that
why is the ~~*media*~~ obsessed with arbitrary age groups? I've never heard anyone irl talk about that shit.
The medias first purpose is to sow discord in the population
It was funny the first time. Every copy cat after is a gay
Also it’s just more meta irony from irony poisoned zoomers. It’s oh it’s ironic to wear a suit to see minions but also secretly we all love minions as we grew up on it
ITT: People who are angry that they don't have friends that they can go see the sequel to one of their childhood favorite movies with.
We went and had steaks and smoked cigars after too. It was kino,
>favorite movie as a kid was minions
Honestly this probably explains why zoomers are as moronic as they are today. It would be a millennial saying his favorite TV show was teletubbies or something equally braindead.
Itt: people debating if a meme about some dudes wearing suits to watch some kids movie is culture.
No wonder all the shootings.
Imagine being mad that younger guys are having friendships and fun
FFS how blackpilled. Friendless and gay are you to not applaud kids having cool inside jokes and memories.
I think some people ITT who are over 25 truly forget what it is to be young. Don't understand why kids would enjoy something and do things. Same people who hate kids who play (insert nu vidya here) and cry about it
Don't be mad that these kids have friends and can do something they will laugh about for years and grow up having as a nice memory.
I think r*ddit is the website you're looking for buddy.
>I think some people ITT who are over 25 truly forget what it is to be young.
I was born as a grouchy old man
You're posting this gay shit on a message board that has steeped in contrarianism since its inception . Where the frick do you newbies think you are? Cinemaphile hates something as soon as it hits mainstream, always had.
yeah i remember what it's like to be young. when i was in high school people like this would have gotten incessantly bullied. now low-t internet culture has made this "ironically cool" i.e. fricking gay and lame
>The best thing zoomers can come up as a form of rebellion is putting on suits to advertise a Minions movie of all things.
I'm sorry, but if you are following a TikTok trend, you are the NPC in this situation. Or a corporate minion to be more exact. You are just a walking advertisement and swallowing it up for TikTok likes.
Just as you do for Reddit. What’s the difference?
Nah. Its pretty funny. Glad kids have a good sense of humor still to do silly shit like this.
Anyone saying otherwise have become bitter losers or are your usual outcasts that are around the similar age that this place usually houses.
based tbh, lot of salty ass mfers with no friends in here
How are they all so scrawny? Is it all the Adderall?
I said it before, I'll say it again: living through a veil of irony is no way to live at all. Sincerity was a virtue of the old world. Without it, your soul erodes. It's one thing to have fun. But bandwagoning a TikTok trend for 5 seconds is not. It's tasteless conformity. The joke is ultimately on them because they drove up sales for a childish film. Just like the Morbius-ploy. Getting studios to make another one isn't a "prank," and you weren't being "post-ironic." You just polluted your world. Our world.
And for those of you name-dropping Habbo, please stop larping. You looked it up on KnowYourMeme over the past week and somehow think Gentleminions is remotely close. You were never part of that board culture. You were never part of the old Internet. You never wandered cyberspace like a wild west of html and pop ups. You are a product of the modern monopoly, streamlined and homogenous. You heart doesn't twinge when you see a gif.
Whenever I took my two neices out to see the new Despicable Me movie this summer I couldn't help but be mesmerized by those sexy little tater tots. Throughout the entire movie I had an ever growing buldge in my pants. Towards the end of the movie I couldn't take it any longer and had to... relieve myself in the stalls. I shot my load in the trash can of the Cinemark restroom as fast as could so I could get back to my neices. Once the movie had ended I dropped the kiddos off at VBS for the afternoon. And with Minions, on my mind I drove home and looked at some depraved Minion pictures to say the least. For the past few days I have garnered a rather large collection of Minion smut and sexual Minion art. It was all fine until yesterday, my step mom walked in on me fornificating with my Minion plush that I won from a claw machine at Walmart. She immediately told my hyper religious dad about it and now they're talking about kicking me out of the house (for the record I'm 21). But worse than that, the whole family has been degrading me for my Minion love and frankly, it's making me feal really guilty. So, people of Cinemaphile, do you think my attraction to those frickable Twinkies is okay or no?
peepee poopoo
Can someone give me a quick rundown on what the fricks going on? Zoomers are wearing tuxedos to see that childrens minion movie and its a problem why exactly?
Because they're doing it "for the lulz"... It's just... It's cringe you know?!?!
ah, just like 06 4chins.
It's a problem because they're trying to claim it's based when it's actually cringe. Anything done for social media clout as part of a trend is automatically cringe.
Imagine gatekeeping fricking memes
imagine bragging about paying money to watch minions
Autists have a hateboner for illumination despite them just making harmless low-budget movies for young kids. There's countless youtube essays hating minions and associate the downfall of dreamworks/disney animation to illumination since people seethe that the thing which took "effort" to make is making less money than minionchads so the bigger companies are putting less effort in too.
My advice to zoomies: don't stop. Millenials will forever seethe at anything and especially things you do. Their opinions on what they consider cringe or not is irrelevant since they're a generation of failures like the Xers before them. Continue having fun, sóyllenials will keep crying and yelling at the clouds. Everything they say is unironically cope.
>zoomer giving advice to other zoomers
You will own nothing.
Zoomers are the most depressed and medication riddled generation yet, with the highest rate of homosexuality and trans identity. Not sure what you're bragging about
Ms Rodriguez does have an amazing poop dispenser though
Zoomers are so moronic that they can't even watch something ironically without paying for it. I bet none of those brocolli heads even knows what torrent is, let alone how to start a PC.
The difference with Morbius was that no one watched it. Here, they are making them a profit. "But muh i watch it ironically."
but a lot of zoomers grew up with minions/despicable me how do you know it's ironic?
We got super stoned and went to see Spice World the night it came out and it was a lot of fun. We hooted and cheered and laughed too hard and it became sort of infectious in the theater. Try having fun sometime, hm?
Haha, weed bros xD
Have any of you guys actually seen the zoomies doing this? Went to the theater Monday to see that Black Phone movie and legitimately a group of like 15, what looked to be highschool aged, kids came into the theater dressed in fricking tuxedos. No one really paid them any attention. And they themselves werent really doing anything except when they were standing in line for snacks or to pick their tickets up they would like stand with their feet together and their hands crossed while staring straight forward. Honestly if I didnt know what the meme was you would think they were just some weird cultists. Between that though they would kind of giggle amongst themselves, i assume because of how hilarious they thought they were being.
See it would be funny if it was organic, or like something you did to embarrass your girlfriend who forced you to take her to the minions movie. The people doing this now would have thought planking and gangnam style were hilarious ten years ago.
How is The Black Phone? Any good?
Is doing PR in america the easiest and profitable job in the world now? All you need to do is put some troony and rainbow flags on it, yes Black folk, pay for some articles about how it's a good thing and pay some youtuber/twitch to promote it, perhaps make some corporate memes.
Boom, trillion profits.
Is it cringe? Is it based? This is a fricking viral marketing campaign, people. It is neither cringe nor based, it is death. Its zombie behavior. Its the machine condition eclipsing the human conidtion. The total and complete abandonment of personal agency by our youth. These are evil tidings.
yet here you are doing nothing about it. Two tickets to the next capeshit for me and this guy, Robert.
Are these movies any fun? I only watched the first Despicable Me.
Suits in general are stupid have always thought so and I don't wear or own any. Not trying to be edgy (i'm pretty oldgay I can't be anymore). I'm comfy in my t-shirts and not out trying to make a fashion statement it's just my personal freedom choice.
same threads same shit defending this ad campaign.
>BUT ITS LE HABBO HOTEL
>JUST LIKE IN 2006
>OLD Cinemaphile USED TO BE SO GOOD
Go look in the tv,v and pol archives. Its the same people spamming this shit trying to make it a thing on here aswell.
Nah its more tiktok normie level shit. People with actual friend groups they can go with.
Redditors don't have the necessary social circles
42yo boomer here, regarding the actual zeitgeist this is basically a punk movement and i root for these kids
They are unconsciously one step away from putting on the anon mask
>Consooming a soulless children's movie for social media clout is a punk movement
now say it again without the buzzwords
>Buying tickets for a bad children's movie for social media clout is a punk movement
Sounds so much better now, huh homosexual?
seething mid 30s homosexual mad at zoomers for having fun cuz they dont get these activities as a kid
No, you just look like a complete moron doing that, zoom.
I admit, nobody recorded me doing cringe when i was a kid. Not the case with you kids though.
They were probably online b***hing over how George Lucas ruined their childhood with the Prequels
That's a xoomer thing. Millennials were the target audience for the prequels.
>point out that minions are stupid and going to see a kiddie movie with your friends isn't actually a prank
>"YOU HAVE FAILED AS A GENERATION"
Yikes. Why do zoomers take everything so personally?
>its not a prank
No its just funny and fun. You're a fricking bitter old man and a homosexual. You are so wrapped up in your head that you can't even have fun anymore. Sad.
>No its just funny
The original video was funny. How is telling yourself the same joke over and over funny?
>and fun.
How is going on a group date to a kiddie movie with a bunch of other dudes fun? I mean yeah I could understand if it was something genuinely entertaining like you all went to see Spider-Man together or whatever, but we're talking about minions here.
>You're a fricking bitter old man and a homosexual. You are so wrapped up in your head that you can't even have fun anymore. Sad.
So defensive!
>The original video was funny. How is telling yourself the same joke over and over funny?
You just described memes in general
Can somebody explain to me these types of videos? With those moronic sound effects? Are they supposed to be "so unfunny that it's funny"? Or what the frick?
It was too easy to reverse morbius them because tiktok has made it 'rewarding' to copy off other people when they get attention for something.
If are not old enough to remember fatasses wearing elf ears to Lord of the Rings you need to have a nice day and touch some grass.
Yes and those people were never considered cool or pretended like they were doing it "ironically."
CRINGE
Seeing how mad this is making incel shutins, i think i'll suggest to my friends that we make this our movie for next week
go ahead have fun being a mindless follower jackass
Anyone that would ever do this has never made a woman moan in bed.
>watching minions with my comrades to own the chuds
I'm gonna watch Top Gun tonight. Maybe I'll see some of you DORKS in line for minions.
the soundtrack of 70s covers is bussin
>go ahead have fun being a mindless follower jackass
>Anyone that would ever do this has never made a woman moan in bed.
minions with my comrades to own the chuds
>I'm gonna watch Top Gun tonight. Maybe I'll see some of you DORKS in line for minions.
i really struck a nerve there huh?
have fun watching your minions movie because the internet told you to
>wasting mommy and daddy's money ironically
Kinda gay tbqh
Friendless old homosexual. Let the teens have fun while they can
>fun
See when we were teenagers, our idea of fun on July 4th weekend was shooting off fireworks and trying to avoid the cops. Zoomers' idea of fun is putting on the suits they wore to grandma's funeral to go see minions.
Because your a no fun bitter millenial homosexual.
going on a group date to a kiddie movie with a bunch of other dudes is fun?
Millennials are the new Boomers
>OMG LOOK AT THE HECKIN BASED ZOOMERS SPENDING MONEY ON SHITTY MOVIES!
>the number of homosexuals keeps doubling every generation
we are so fricked
Whatcha gonna do about?
Its just women calling themselves "bisexual" or "pansexual" then dating tall chads only. Its basically a meaningless statistic that only shows how vain and surface level zoomers and some millenials are. Its basically just a badge of "look at me im special and progressive!!!"
Cinemaphile boomers dont use tiktok. People were posting about going to see Barbie and Minions in suits for weeks before Minions came out, some people made a tiktok of them actually doing it and it took off
Cinemaphiles just butthurt again they got outmemed
All this seething shows how much Millennials have failed as a generation. I’m reading all these posts and I’m embarrassed for even being associated with you clowns
Millennials were raised by Baby Boomers
Zoomers were raised by Gen Xers
Doesn’t explain why Millennials are so bitter that they would shit on young kids for what appears to be innocent fun
Because you homosexuals are acting like falling for a marketing ploy us somehow transgressive and rebellious.
Literally no one is claiming gentleminions as rebellious
This isn’t some political or social justice movement, it’s a bunch of kids being kids.
>marketing campaign
As if you never participated in one without knowing
It may very well be a marketing campaign, but none of that matters. Groups of young kids are going outside, socializing, organizing, being bros and having innocent fun
Millennials are homosexuals. Everything is political to them. Everything zoomers do will be considered stupid to them. If zoomers dressed up as nazis in black face to see the minions these homosexuals would call them morons falling for a glow op. When they do this they will call them morons falling for a marketing campaign. If zoomers did literally nothing but dress up in suits in groups of 10 and grab lunch local restaurants they'd still find a way to criticize them.
>its a marketing ploy
First, nobody is acting like its a transgressive or rebellious act. Why does everything have to have some political performance art to millenials? Second you, an old man have turned it rebellious by the simple fact of getting mad at them. This is literally no different then its ok to be white signs. Simply going to a movie theater to watch a movie in suits has apparently pissed you off. Why? Do suits remind you of the uncle that molested you? The more angry you get the more rebellious it becomes just like IOTBW.
Second its no more a marketing campaign then fricking with mountain dew polls, promoting club penguine or telling people to raid twitch streamers.
Just admit it. You've become a bitter old man who's only idea of fun is throwing a communist revolution.
>Simply going to a movie theater to watch a movie in suits has apparently pissed you off.
None of us cared about it until you homosexuals started spamming the catalog with threads sucking your own dicks about how "based" it is.
>its no more a marketing campaign then fricking with mountain dew polls, promoting club penguine or telling people to raid twitch streamers.
Do those things cost money? Naming a Mt. Dew "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" is the literal opposite of a marketing campaign. That's why it's funny.
The difference between a meme and a social media trend is that memes aren't spread in a monkey-see, monkey-do fashion for the sake of drawing attention to yourself.
>young kids
Isn't the whole point of this trend that guys in their teens and early 20's are dressing up to watch a movie meant for four-year-olds? The "joke" is that they're too old to be the target audience for the movie.
>Criticize moronic group behavior
>get called an incel
You can tell zoomers were raised by single mothers because they all argue like women.
And Millennials weren’t raised by single mothers?