>male-coded Y sperm >female-coded X sperm
So... if they get together... is it gay because they're both one dude's sperm, or is it like some weird incest gray area?
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The video is being screened for a classroom that includes the bookish spermatozoon, Simen, and his best gal pal, Cumilla. (Note that every name and half the dialogue in Spermageddon consist of such puns in Norwegian. Kudos for whoever translated all of that into English subtitles.) The two soon launch into a song-and-dance number, entitled “In the Ballsack,” where we learn how they live along with millions of other sperm inside the testicles of Jens, a nerdy Norwegian teen who cares more about Star Wars and video games than having sex — much to the chagrin of all his eager reproductive cells.
>Norwegian teen who cares more about Star Wars and video games than having sex — much to the chagrin of all his eager reproductive cells
He's halfway to being a wizard. Balls gotta cool it and let him do his thing.
this reminds me of that travolta movie with really good stop motion animated sperm and bruce willis voice. my parents used that to teach me about sex and yes the movie was marketed towards children
I won't pretend to be outraged.
What a lucky bastard, it should have been ME
>googled
>it's real
I thought it was just shitposting with AI image generators.
Shit's not even in English.
Damn that ginger boy is colonizing tonight
Please tell me the egg is a colossal, sassy giant hungry to devour the swarming gametes, whereupon she starts singing 'Let's get this party started'
Fool, only one can get in so it should be the opposite of that
>Please tell me the egg is a colossal, sassy giant hungry to devour the swarming gametes, whereupon she starts singing 'Let's get this party started'
>Why is there a female sperm?
Ffs, Cinemaphile… Looks like this animation will be educational for some of you.
>not let's get moronic
NGMI
The right sperm looks like a mix of Simon and Theodore from the Chipmunks.
>male-coded Y sperm
>female-coded X sperm
So... if they get together... is it gay because they're both one dude's sperm, or is it like some weird incest gray area?
Incest and selfest
>Semens stopping in the middle of the race to sing
They dead
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The video is being screened for a classroom that includes the bookish spermatozoon, Simen, and his best gal pal, Cumilla. (Note that every name and half the dialogue in Spermageddon consist of such puns in Norwegian. Kudos for whoever translated all of that into English subtitles.) The two soon launch into a song-and-dance number, entitled “In the Ballsack,” where we learn how they live along with millions of other sperm inside the testicles of Jens, a nerdy Norwegian teen who cares more about Star Wars and video games than having sex — much to the chagrin of all his eager reproductive cells.
Sounds fun, shame it's not out til next year
>Norwegian teen who cares more about Star Wars and video games than having sex — much to the chagrin of all his eager reproductive cells
He's halfway to being a wizard. Balls gotta cool it and let him do his thing.
So it's procreation propaganda?
Abe would be proud
Optimistic of them to think he'd be having sex even if he were interested in it.
Norway is beyond saving
>from the people who saw Inside out
>inside ass
Why is there a female sperm?
X/Y chromosomes. They're half-people jizzlets.
>made by the director of Dead Snow
ok you have my interest
Racemixing is hot.
right sperm looks like simon
Review makes it sound like this has a lot of sex scenes.
NNNOOO STRAIGHT WHITE SPERM ARE OPPRESSED NNNOOO
There's a scene where they do anal and the main sperms try to escape her large intestine before getting trapped in a turd
don't you go getting my hopes up, anon
It's true
Is It gonna be dark comedy as the sperm realize they aré inside a watermelon or some shit? Thall be funny.
I am so fricking tired of israelites.
>Bleached Content
It's still Blacked, it's just that the girl is Blacking the guy
And?
this reminds me of that travolta movie with really good stop motion animated sperm and bruce willis voice. my parents used that to teach me about sex
and yes the movie was marketed towards children
literally
>this ginger frickface gets thicc black thighs instead of me
Fricking hell
Why does the sperm look like carl weezer?
Looks more like Simon from Alvin and the chipmunks
This garbage is disgusting and I wish I was born in a different time period.
The more this shit gets shoved in our faces, the more people start thinking Gilead is a good idea.
Then don't watch it
tf lil tyrone gon do?
He in jail
>something something turning gingers into blacks something netflix
>ginger
I believe that race was supposed to be exterminated from the media so I can't blame anyone who think this is fake
Another remake of a Disney movie?