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bill and ted
WAY
Normalgays know Keanu as Johnny Silverhand.
Real homies know Keanu as Johnny Mnemonic.
I don't even want to call Johnny Mnemonic "so bad it's good" because to be honest I was 100% invested watching it no matter how absurd its plot was
But that’s Johnny Utah
>3gb space in your head
it's a classic
much better
Everyone else knows him from Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure.
This. Frickin posers in this thread not responding to this comment.
Met some pale cute weed-addicted zoomette coalburner who thought I was lying about the existence of this kinopiece. She literally only knew him from John Wick. I say literally, because she said "who the frick is Keanu Reeves?" She turned out to be a huge psychopath, and everyone but me was surprised.
Hipstergays know him from Bill and Teds Bogus Journey
Still undecided whether the Bill and Ted cartoon was better or worse than the Back to the Future cartoon.
What about the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes cartoon?
It did have Keanu doing the voice.
at least for the first season.
Anon you bonehead
For me, it was Bill and Ted's Excellent Cereal with bonus phonebooth toy.
The Matrix is cult cinema?
I know him as the southern lawyer from Devils Advocate
My friend had me watch that recently, that movie was fricking nuts bro. Absolute kino.
What the frick was with the Devil subject matter in these kino 90s movies? Residual cultural zeitgeist from the satanic panic?
Jews wanted to promote satan but they couldn't explicitly show him as favorable yet.
I feel like both Ninth Gate and Devil's Advocate are pretty pro-Devil (even if Keanu rejects Pacino).
Ninth Gate is hilariously pro-Satan and anti-Satanist
>is this a movie about the devil? aaaaaaah I'm going insane!!! my morals!!!!
is there anything more cringe than christ larping zoomies?
>leftard complaining about shit nobody said #245534755272
ok, explain how the above mentioned movies promote satan, or how israelites have been promoting satan since then. I'll wait.
Dunno. Maybe they make Satan say true things or something?
Nobody here is mad but you. Why are you mad again?
>4 hours to come up with "ur mad"
lol. the absolute state of zoom zoom
Yes, I know you just wanted to say "joos" and "satan" in the same sentence. I know you can't elaborate or explain. Why embarrass yourself with another post?
>>4 hours to come up with "ur mad"
Some people eat and are doing stuff during their day, besides shitposting.
Whay are you mad again?
>look mom, I posted it again!
>No argument
Concession accepted, I guess
>picture saying he doesn't want to debate
>No argument
son, you just went full moron. if you want the last word, just let me know and I won't (you) you. ok, sweetie?
Are you going to get to some kind of point?
You were btfoed since the first post and you are still going on in circles twaiting for some gotcha thtat won't come.
Get a life
> if you want the last word,
no no, I don't need it. I already won.
Have it. You can thank me. Bye
another one bites the dust. feels good, man 😉
>> if you want the last word,
>no no, I don't need it. I already won.
>Have it. You can thank me. Bye
Bill & Ted
Point Break
Pic rel
Casuals know Robert Downey Junior as Iron Man
Cult fans know him as the talentless drug addict nepo baby
Didn’t recognize special agent Johnny Utah without the slick-backed hair.
It's pretty impressive how awful of an actor Keanu is.
His best role is unironically Johnny Silverhand in Cyberpunk and he fricking kills it. He's excellent. Legitimately excellent.
His voice actually has some emotion in some of the Dilverhand lines
seriously, how much do you get paid to shill this shit game here this relentlessly?
>posts his worst performance
no fair
also godamn that's another stupendous movie in spite of him and Winona (wtf was going on with Winona in that one, she's a respected actress otherwise isn't she)
That used to be his worst performances until Matrix Resurrections and Bill and Ted 3
He's a Canadian that just does what he wants.
I think he was a fine audience surrogate, of course totally overshadowed by Hopkins and Oldman. He also played an attorney so it’s fitting that he’s so bland.
When he turned up in that vampire film, it was bodacious!
People that picked their noses know him from Bill and Teds Bogus Journey
I’VE SEEN MANY STRANGE THINGS ALREADY!
His attempt at an English accent was so hilarious it may even top Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins
That's more a case of horrendous miscasting than bad acting. Nothing about that role was suitable for Keanu.
DOCTOR, THATS MY WIFE!
I know him from a certain movie where he doesn’t want to have sex
Johnny Neumonic
It's Mnemonic. Once I learned that's how it's spelled and not like pneumatic or pneumonia I can't not spell it correctly it's drilled in my head.
He's the taller guy from Speed
A multimillion dollar franchise is hardly "cult cinema" you gatekeeping boomer. Besides, John Wick is kino action. Basically matriz without the kissless-handholdless scifi elements.
>thread clearly poking fun at zoom zoom
>cries about gatekeeping
>"kissless-handholdless scifi elements"
is this a real post? how many layers of irony are we on?
Anyone using gatekeeping in a negative way is exactly the person the gate was made for
Gen α will know Keanu Reeves like this.
I hope it's PG-13 and they allow him one "frick"
I would say he was a meme actor to me until Speed, so that's what I "know him through"
t.GenX
He peaked with Speed. That's how I know him and I was 3 when it came out.
Used to watch that movie all the time when I was a kid. Pure kino.
Speed and Point Break for me. I ignored 'Bill & Ted', because being moronic on purpose isn't funny.
I liked him most as the wienersucker he is in my private idaho
Shit meme
Casual gays knows him from matrix, cinema lovers know him from Speed and Johnny Mnemonic. Or Bill & Ted, I guess
And true chads know him as Jack Traven
We're just taller.
>Le Matrix
>cult
homie hwat?
technically correct. the term has been co-opted and overused to the point of becoming a meaningless buzzword. it's a beautiful piece of bait.
Fricks sake, Bill and Ted.
wrong, Speed.
Casuals know Batman from Justice Leage
Cult cinema lovers know him since Batman Returns
I think Parenthood is one of the first movies I remember Keanu being in.
Point Break
You now remember that you repressed knowledge of the existence of the Bill and Ted tv series.
Starring Corey Haim, Orson Wells, and Lily Tomlin.
Women think Natalie Portman was in Black Swan.
Casuals think she was in StarWars.
Fans know she was in Leon.
Casuals know the Thanos from the movie Marvel.
True fans know him in their hearts.
ESL shitskins using AI to make Facebook meme pages makes we want to nuke all of Asia.
It's just an image macro. You don't need AI for that. In fact, it's one of the things AI is notoriously bad at. Also "ESL shitskins" tend to have poor English.
Sounds like you are the moronic one, fren.
No. It's Gen-Z fwd on top and everyone else bottom.
I know him as that weird pedophile guy from The Neon Demon.