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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THIS
    IS
    REDDIT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >films reddit can't possibly comprehend
      Then again no idea how freaks who attend trans kids strip shows could possibly enjoy 300 so that goes without saying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is reddit
      this is memes
      this is reddit
      this is memes
      this is reddit
      this is memes

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A-A-AAAA-A-A-A-A

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now you sneed me.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was it so soulful?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For my personally, a lot of my love for this movie hinges on the unreliable narrator. Dilios just makes shit up the entire movie because it sounds cool.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, The exaggerated mythological shit looks really cool and goes well with him narrating. I'm normally autistic about historical films not being accurate but I actually think it's a good thing in this since it is nicely stylised and makes sense.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its true. it all happened as told, evne the parts from after he left. even tom cruise mentions this battle in the last samurai. dont be a history denier.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The fact this flew over so many people's heads is something that will always shock me. There are scenes where the spartans fight warriors made out of straws, literally fricking strawmen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >For my personally, a lot of my love for this movie hinges on the unreliable narrator.
        I agree completely. Unreliable narrators are always a great trope and 300 does it perfectly.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOO Not le hecking messenger!!!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Kills messenger
      Big yikes

      WAAAIIT I'M A MESSENGER YOU CAN'T JUST----AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaack.....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The hole was filled with cushions. Nothing happened to the messengers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        could still have caused emotional trauma

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kills messenger
    Big yikes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THIS. IS. A WARCRIME!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >war
        >crime
        Arent wars literally a series of crimes with one side trying to kill the other....? Wtf is a "war crime."

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          some shit israelites made up to justify foreign interventions

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          War crime is when you lose the war and the winners say you killing civilians was bad and evil (while their killings of civilians was ok).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This but unironically. Us > Them every time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i have to side with the soijak here, it's normal and right to support things you like and oppose things you dislike

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          when you harm civilians despite there being virtually no strategic value to the war effort

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >reduce your enemy's industrial capacity
            >no strategic value

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks democracy. Truly an error of peace.
              >From this moment until such time as its enemies shall have been driven from the soil of the Republic all Frenchmen are in permanent requisition for the services of the armies. The young men shall fight; the married men shall forge arms and transport provisions; the women shall make tents and clothes and shall serve in the hospitals; the children shall turn old lint into linen; the old men shall betake themselves to the public squares in order to arouse the courage of the warriors and preach hatred of kings and the unity of the Republic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So like Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Also, shooting surrendering combatants in cold blood and then turning their bones into war trophies.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not sure if you're a butthurt American or a buttburt American victim.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >shooting surrendering combatants in cold blood
              it's unreasonable to assume that my troops have the logistic capacity to process POWs when they're busy fighting for their lives against a bloodthirsty aggressor
              >turning their bones into war trophies
              racist white settler morality; your dead meatbag should have no significance in international law

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Wtf is a "war crime."
          Literally cope from weaklings

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Damn, we need someone tough and edgy like you in the military!
            I bet you are super cool and have lots of friends when you get off the internet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its ok, war crimes hadn't been invented yet

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a mi no me gusta LA PASTA

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so the guy actually traveled to the wrong town? he was supposed to be in a place called mahdness?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do the kids hate this movie or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chud/alt right films should be burned from the histories
      only trans kids positive BIPOC films should be allowed to exist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they don't know it exists

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    was it dementia? the guy literally told them he came to make a deal with sparta and was meeting to discuss terms. did leonidas forget where he was?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw be a my buddies bust out of the theater and start kicking each other in the chest
    Gods we were strong then.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The indestructability of youth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is the spartan on the right hugging an Athenian? Never noticed that before
      Also, this scene in particular never gets brought up because the rest of the film is memed so hard, but it is one of my favorite parts of the whole film
      goddamn I love 300

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've only gotten stronger with age. I'm 31 and haven't peaked in strength yet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I must become strong before it is too late.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sirs. This is British India thank you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how doe sthis look better than $25 million an episode obiwan??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        slippers treading down
        wooden shoes climbing upstairs
        have they passed by now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because it is faithfully made not demoralization propaganda

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, I am going to watch this now.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*looks at his wife for approval*
    >*she nods, it's ok to do it*
    >THIS IS SPARTAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SO MANLYYYYYYYYY

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God damn I jerked off to that movie way too much.
    I'm such a homosexual.
    Nothing turns a teenage boy gay like that movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i think it was more the sexual abuse by your father but okay

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alexander from 2004 is basically this movie except the Greeks are invaders and it's a lot less campy.
    Or you could watch the original The 300 Spartans from the 60s.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    War crimes are a social construct

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THIS. IS. GAYYYY!

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