>films reddit can't possibly comprehend
Then again no idea how freaks who attend trans kids strip shows could possibly enjoy 300 so that goes without saying.
For my personally, a lot of my love for this movie hinges on the unreliable narrator. Dilios just makes shit up the entire movie because it sounds cool.
Yeah, The exaggerated mythological shit looks really cool and goes well with him narrating. I'm normally autistic about historical films not being accurate but I actually think it's a good thing in this since it is nicely stylised and makes sense.
its true. it all happened as told, evne the parts from after he left. even tom cruise mentions this battle in the last samurai. dont be a history denier.
The fact this flew over so many people's heads is something that will always shock me. There are scenes where the spartans fight warriors made out of straws, literally fricking strawmen.
>For my personally, a lot of my love for this movie hinges on the unreliable narrator.
I agree completely. Unreliable narrators are always a great trope and 300 does it perfectly.
Thanks democracy. Truly an error of peace. >From this moment until such time as its enemies shall have been driven from the soil of the Republic all Frenchmen are in permanent requisition for the services of the armies. The young men shall fight; the married men shall forge arms and transport provisions; the women shall make tents and clothes and shall serve in the hospitals; the children shall turn old lint into linen; the old men shall betake themselves to the public squares in order to arouse the courage of the warriors and preach hatred of kings and the unity of the Republic.
>shooting surrendering combatants in cold blood
it's unreasonable to assume that my troops have the logistic capacity to process POWs when they're busy fighting for their lives against a bloodthirsty aggressor >turning their bones into war trophies
racist white settler morality; your dead meatbag should have no significance in international law
Is the spartan on the right hugging an Athenian? Never noticed that before
Also, this scene in particular never gets brought up because the rest of the film is memed so hard, but it is one of my favorite parts of the whole film
goddamn I love 300
Alexander from 2004 is basically this movie except the Greeks are invaders and it's a lot less campy.
Or you could watch the original The 300 Spartans from the 60s.
THIS
IS
REDDIT
>films reddit can't possibly comprehend
Then again no idea how freaks who attend trans kids strip shows could possibly enjoy 300 so that goes without saying.
this is reddit
this is memes
this is reddit
this is memes
this is reddit
this is memes
A-A-AAAA-A-A-A-A
Now you sneed me.
Why was it so soulful?
For my personally, a lot of my love for this movie hinges on the unreliable narrator. Dilios just makes shit up the entire movie because it sounds cool.
Yeah, The exaggerated mythological shit looks really cool and goes well with him narrating. I'm normally autistic about historical films not being accurate but I actually think it's a good thing in this since it is nicely stylised and makes sense.
its true. it all happened as told, evne the parts from after he left. even tom cruise mentions this battle in the last samurai. dont be a history denier.
The fact this flew over so many people's heads is something that will always shock me. There are scenes where the spartans fight warriors made out of straws, literally fricking strawmen.
>For my personally, a lot of my love for this movie hinges on the unreliable narrator.
I agree completely. Unreliable narrators are always a great trope and 300 does it perfectly.
>NOOOOOOOO Not le hecking messenger!!!!!!
WAAAIIT I'M A MESSENGER YOU CAN'T JUST----AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaack.....
The hole was filled with cushions. Nothing happened to the messengers
could still have caused emotional trauma
>Kills messenger
Big yikes
THIS. IS. A WARCRIME!!!
>war
>crime
Arent wars literally a series of crimes with one side trying to kill the other....? Wtf is a "war crime."
some shit israelites made up to justify foreign interventions
War crime is when you lose the war and the winners say you killing civilians was bad and evil (while their killings of civilians was ok).
This but unironically. Us > Them every time.
i have to side with the soijak here, it's normal and right to support things you like and oppose things you dislike
when you harm civilians despite there being virtually no strategic value to the war effort
>reduce your enemy's industrial capacity
>no strategic value
Thanks democracy. Truly an error of peace.
>From this moment until such time as its enemies shall have been driven from the soil of the Republic all Frenchmen are in permanent requisition for the services of the armies. The young men shall fight; the married men shall forge arms and transport provisions; the women shall make tents and clothes and shall serve in the hospitals; the children shall turn old lint into linen; the old men shall betake themselves to the public squares in order to arouse the courage of the warriors and preach hatred of kings and the unity of the Republic.
So like Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
Also, shooting surrendering combatants in cold blood and then turning their bones into war trophies.
Not sure if you're a butthurt American or a buttburt American victim.
>shooting surrendering combatants in cold blood
it's unreasonable to assume that my troops have the logistic capacity to process POWs when they're busy fighting for their lives against a bloodthirsty aggressor
>turning their bones into war trophies
racist white settler morality; your dead meatbag should have no significance in international law
>Wtf is a "war crime."
Literally cope from weaklings
lmao
Damn, we need someone tough and edgy like you in the military!
I bet you are super cool and have lots of friends when you get off the internet.
Its ok, war crimes hadn't been invented yet
a mi no me gusta LA PASTA
so the guy actually traveled to the wrong town? he was supposed to be in a place called mahdness?
Do the kids hate this movie or something?
chud/alt right films should be burned from the histories
only trans kids positive BIPOC films should be allowed to exist
they don't know it exists
was it dementia? the guy literally told them he came to make a deal with sparta and was meeting to discuss terms. did leonidas forget where he was?
>mfw be a my buddies bust out of the theater and start kicking each other in the chest
Gods we were strong then.
The indestructability of youth.
Is the spartan on the right hugging an Athenian? Never noticed that before
Also, this scene in particular never gets brought up because the rest of the film is memed so hard, but it is one of my favorite parts of the whole film
goddamn I love 300
I've only gotten stronger with age. I'm 31 and haven't peaked in strength yet.
I must become strong before it is too late.
Sirs. This is British India thank you.
how doe sthis look better than $25 million an episode obiwan??
slippers treading down
wooden shoes climbing upstairs
have they passed by now?
because it is faithfully made not demoralization propaganda
Oh, I am going to watch this now.
>*looks at his wife for approval*
>*she nods, it's ok to do it*
>THIS IS SPARTAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SO MANLYYYYYYYYY
God damn I jerked off to that movie way too much.
I'm such a homosexual.
Nothing turns a teenage boy gay like that movie.
i think it was more the sexual abuse by your father but okay
Alexander from 2004 is basically this movie except the Greeks are invaders and it's a lot less campy.
Or you could watch the original The 300 Spartans from the 60s.
War crimes are a social construct
THIS. IS. GAYYYY!