a ragtag group of outcasts coming together as "family" is cute in your 20s, but shouldn't you have a real familia with kids and grandkids at Vins advanced age?
>You almost had me? You almost had ME? >You never had your carbs! >Calorie countin' not saltin' like you should. You're lucky that quarter pound of sirloin didn't blow the thermostat on the air intake! You almost had me?
>Now, me and the burger king got to rip apart the plate... and replace the onion rings you air fried.
>Ask any eater. Any real eater. It don't matter if your patty is grilled or fried. Eatings eating.
I'll always be thankful to Paul Walker. He showed an entire generation of white guys how to appropriately interact with nonwhite people in 2000's America when we actually had to begin giving a shit about their opinions and desires. Whenever I have to meet a black or Latino person, I always just start acting like Paul Walker and everything's fine and I feel much more calm and confident about being a white male and for a brief minute when we bump fists, it's like slavery and colonization and smallpox never even happened and I can just enjoy a nice Corona with friends.
I know this is pasta but I watched it like a month ago and that's the exact same realization I had. This is why nonwhites like it to because they like how Paul walker got along with them in the movie. Except ofc chinese in the first
seem vin has stopped trying to appear fit.
the reason he always wears shirts is because he doesn't want to train his body/stomach area. he only tries to make his arms appear big.
no wonder he got butthurt that the rock made him look even more like a joke
Did he eat the rest of them?
Salud mi Briefu
Very familia with the buffet cart
2 fat 2 delicious
>Somebody broke in and cleaned out your crib
>Boy what you gon' do? Eat some food!
>No one likes the tuna sandwich here
>Except dom and he ate all of them
a ragtag group of outcasts coming together as "family" is cute in your 20s, but shouldn't you have a real familia with kids and grandkids at Vins advanced age?
dio mio..la gringa
Take it easy on the diet cokes, dom
oh, so that's what they meant by "tuna"
Trust me, in the heat of the moment, the smell becomes enticing.
A fishy smell is never enticing
the single most repulsive thing ive ever read on Cinemaphile in over a decade
>in the heat of the moment, the smell becomes enticing.
No homie
>I live my life a quarter pounder at a time
>You almost had me? You almost had ME?
>You never had your carbs!
>Calorie countin' not saltin' like you should. You're lucky that quarter pound of sirloin didn't blow the thermostat on the air intake! You almost had me?
>Now, me and the burger king got to rip apart the plate... and replace the onion rings you air fried.
>Ask any eater. Any real eater. It don't matter if your patty is grilled or fried. Eatings eating.
bloated alchy face
arms like a frickin sausage
ok, how about Vin then
Can Brie even save it?
What's there to save? This horse has been dead a LONG LONG LONG time.
her feet will
>Can Brie save it?
She's the reason it's crashing.
why would they hate each other?
aren't they both lesbians?
I somehow doubt this is true, but if it is, based. Michelle is awful.
>Michelle Rodriguez
>B+ list
LMAO
the feud lives on
Has there ever been a movie where Brie actually helped improve?
short term 12, room and arguably scott pilgrim
Of course not. She can't act for shit.
The series was best when it was just about Brian
Who the frick is Brian?
>Who the frick is Brian?
I'll always be thankful to Paul Walker. He showed an entire generation of white guys how to appropriately interact with nonwhite people in 2000's America when we actually had to begin giving a shit about their opinions and desires. Whenever I have to meet a black or Latino person, I always just start acting like Paul Walker and everything's fine and I feel much more calm and confident about being a white male and for a brief minute when we bump fists, it's like slavery and colonization and smallpox never even happened and I can just enjoy a nice Corona with friends.
whites didn't invent slavery or smallpox buddy.
They brought both to America and propagated them willingly
Buddy
I know this is pasta but I watched it like a month ago and that's the exact same realization I had. This is why nonwhites like it to because they like how Paul walker got along with them in the movie. Except ofc chinese in the first
Non-whites like it because they're the only people left with any testosterone at this point
Racism was all but solved... And then ((the thing)) happened.
the thing aka 2016 election
lmao
this
Familia...we're expecting.
is brie in this? frick
Yeah. She will ruin this movie.
dropped
Seen a lot of people online saying they won't watch this because of her. No clue why Vin thought she would be a good addition.
I mean, he's such an idiot he chased off the franchise's biggest draw. And now he's bringing this chick? Brainlet decision.
>he chased off the franchise's biggest draw
and kept the franchise his
chasing off lin is worse
is that vin's grandma or something?
to be fair that is the most convincing smile ive ever seen on her
FAMILIA BROS
NOT LIKE THIS
seem vin has stopped trying to appear fit.
the reason he always wears shirts is because he doesn't want to train his body/stomach area. he only tries to make his arms appear big.
no wonder he got butthurt that the rock made him look even more like a joke
looks pregnant
I thought Bruce retired
Vin should do Riddick films and DnD sessions on youtube, instead of this.
Would this mean we'll see fat Riddick?
>transporter 2 director
>jason momoa
>brie larson
Practically guaranteed kino
brie is not kino
ok tastelet
she isn't kino. every interview you can see she hates everything.
objectively false
and everything sucks
we're back familia bros
new riddick when?
FF is just how Vin finances his passion projects like Riddick
no matter what happens, the most important thing will always be a fridge stacked full of coronas
Brie is literal cancer