>latinx
stop using that shit, its not a hispanic friendly world, literally unpronounceable on spanish.
putos chicanos, creyendose que son como nosotors.
>>this is a big ass in america
funny she is thicc with fat ass in the concept art and Sana Amanat who created the woke Ms Marvel had the penciler decrease the size of her ass
What has that got to do with anything? The actress is 16. Nobody in films ever plays the age of the characters, especially underage characters. It's far easier to hire a young-looking 18-20 year old so you don't have to deal with child labor laws and Coogan paycheques.
She's lost too much weight, I suspect she's a closet cigarette smoker, and her hair is lank. I hate her an an actress, but always thought she was cute as hell, but she's too skinny, she lost that baby fat on her face that made her more appealing. She's in the dumb Fast And Furious franchise now, so she has to be the stronk, shredded all muscles woahman now.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>She's lost too much weight
Victoria Alonso tells all MCU actresses to turn skeletons
excesive thinness, in the comics carol danvers is thicc with muscles we can see that she never understood and was inspired by the comics
2 years ago
Anonymous
More likely she's cutting weight for the Fast and Furious. Vin likes his women to look like men.
2 years ago
Anonymous
So Skeletor Brie going to get mogged not only in Marvel but Fast as well.
2 years ago
Anonymous
She's in with Daniela Melchior as the other new female. That's an inevitability.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's going to be brutal. Why did she agree to be in this movie?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Lord she's pretty. What is she in?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wish there was some kind of a database for movies on the internet, and it would tell you the cast and crew of a movie, or give you a person's entire filmography. They could even give it a clever name, like "The Database of Movies on the Internet."
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think that site is letterboxed?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Let the mogging of Larson begin
2 years ago
Anonymous
????
2 years ago
Anonymous
Is there a name for the little area where the thigh and the buttcheek meet? I want to bite it. Is that weird? Not in a painful way, just like a playful nibble.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I call it the underbutt & I bite my wifes undeebutt a lot.
Vin isn't even looking at her in this clip, he's checking out dudes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This was Vin Diesel's response to the criticism of Gal Gadot in that scene on the beach where she played a Brazilian girl and the joke at the time was that Brazilian girls have fat ass and Gadot didn't have any
2 years ago
Anonymous
????
2 years ago
Anonymous
could someone edit these two scenes together with the happy and sad Vin Diesel face
2 years ago
Anonymous
Post the copypasta
2 years ago
Anonymous
Imagine being Sung Kang in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Gal Gadot, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your flat chest and horrific androgynous monster body. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Sung and not only sit in that chair while Gal Gadot flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her ribs and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's GOT IT and DAMN, GAL GADOT LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her pinhead fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of kpop idols and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in South Korea. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled spine as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person on this set before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Sung Kang. You're not going to lose your future F&F career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Pure, unrefined autism, right here.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh know it's a newbie
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Oh know
I mean, i don't even need to insult you. You do it to yourself, all on your own.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh noes there gonna be mad in the doggy dog world
2 years ago
Anonymous
Then she is more stupid than it seems because she has a name, an Oscar she is the one who should make some demands and not the producer she should be above that and she should know that nobody likes to see her thin, she looks horrible
2 years ago
Anonymous
Her israelite boyfriend apparently like her bone thin with no breasts.
She's all anorexic and has no boobs now. That would be a scary thing to see.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Pom has a fine set of breasts and Ms. Marvel is stacked as frick. But then Pom is actually fit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
haha imagine if those were your testicles they were punching haha
2 years ago
Anonymous
>thumb wraped inside fist
holy shit I dont understand why this is so common? It doesn't even feel natural. good thing girls are weak because they would have broke their thumbs
Literally unrecognizable. Nothing about her looks similar to past versions. Airel Winter has aged at the same rate as Arya and she's still identifiable.
That's her after bleaching her eyebrows for the Sex Pistols tv show she's in. She's supposed to be this chick, Jordan.
This is her, in June of this year.
She filmed that over a year ago. It has aired and finished. She still had the blonde eyebrows in April, she kept them for over a year longer
2 years ago
Anonymous
And? As of June, she had her old eyebrows back. She still looks like Maisie, ie. rough, but you're all sperging about changes she made for a fricking TV show.
2 years ago
Anonymous
If it was just for the TV show why did she have it for a year after filming?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Because the show premiered in May, and they usually have actors and actresses keep their hairstyles and shit in case they need to do reshoots, you fricking ponderous autistic twat.
>She looks a lot like this porn actress I like to jerk it to.
Which porn actress is this, just curious, not like I'm gonna google it or anything and make a dedicated folder on my encrypted hard drive or anything.
>She looks a lot like this porn actress I like to jerk it to.
Which porn actress is this, just curious, not like I'm gonna google it or anything and make a dedicated folder on my encrypted hard drive or anything.
If they gave her good makeup like that in the movie and removed the atrocious lgbtqiahomosexual+ pin from her then I might have actually cared what happened to her character.
Hayek is half Lebanese, and her mother's family is 100% Spainiard. No Mestiza at all.
If you're going to list Mexican women, try using actual Mexican women, spastic. Jessica Alba has more Mexican blood than these three, and she passes for white.
Imagine if Iman and Xochitl became real life supervillains that tortured White boys by sitting on their faces and rubbing their pussies and buttholes all over them?
I'm Mexican and I really fricking hate the tradition. It's a waste of perfectly good cake. Which wouldn't even be that bad, except when you attend all fifty of your cousins' birthdays, that's a whole lot of wasted goddamn cake.
It's why Mexicans don't go to church every Sunday. We don't have to. Between all the weddings, baptisms, and funerals for obscure relatives like your mom's second cousin's great uncle, we're still ahead in church attendance hours.
Yeah I have like 2 good friends, a gf and a brother, sister, father and mother and that is more than enough with a demanding job.
2 years ago
Anonymous
My cousin married a white dude, like New England WASPy white, and her wedding was like a schlocky, hacky sitcom episode. My cousin's side of the family, including my side of the family, filled up the entire seating area, and some people had to stand due to lack of seats. Meanwhile, her now-husband's side of the aisle had like five people in it. I fricking wish I was making that up.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Thats what my wedding will be like. Oh well. Such is the life of an introvert.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I am thinking of proposing to my gf and i regularly think how I can stuff people I barely know into my side of the aisle so as not to look completely friendless for just the one day it matters to me.
As a Mexican, I don't think you'll look like an introvert, just someone with a reasonably-sized family. Her husband had friends at the wedding, but they were all part of the wedding party, groomsmen and such.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I might cause a covid outbreak so that the rules come back on wedding party sizes. I have access to covid, monkey pox and some of the milder weird african diseases that have started showing up now.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Jessica Alba >passes for white
Fricking what? Ah yes, the whole "they have mostly white features if they're hot" argument.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh, look, the 5' tall angry Stormgay is here.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Jessica Alba does not pass as white. What drugs are you taking?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Alba is entirely white, what the frick are you talking about
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Jessica Marie Alba was born in Pomona, California[11] on April 28, 1981, the daughter of Catherine Louisa (née Jensen) and Mark David Alba. Her mother has Danish, Welsh, German, English and French ancestry, while her paternal grandparents, who were born in California, were both the children of Mexican immigrants.
She's a half Mexican mutt.
2 years ago
Anonymous
She did a dna test for ancestry back when that was first becoming a thing and was embarrassed on live tv when her "mexican" ancestry was almost entirely Spanish.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I am thinking of proposing to my gf and i regularly think how I can stuff people I barely know into my side of the aisle so as not to look completely friendless for just the one day it matters to me.
2 years ago
Anonymous
pay people
there are literally rent-a-wedding guests in some super sad countries
2 years ago
Anonymous
That sounds expensive. I think ill look like a loser instead.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And he didn't even like two of the five all that much, he just felt obligated to invite them.
What if they just lined up the cakes on a conveyor belt and your eighteen hundred thousand cousins of varying second, third and in-law origin just formed a queue to get it over with for the year?
depends on the woman. some of them fricking hate it, some of them only do it if you lick their pussy, and some of them (the stupidest ones) think they're as good at sucking wiener as a bottom
I told my gf that pussy is way better than a blow job and she took it as a challenge that her technique is bad. Then out of the blue her technique improves and now im paranoid.
Just how exactly do you practice that?
2 years ago
Anonymous
exactly the way you think. I had a b***h go off to college on me. after her first semester she came back a lot better at sucking dick. her dad finally took pity on me and told me she was constantly introducing him to dudes over the phone while she was in school.
my advice is just to dump her and get it over with. she's obviously seeing dudes on the side. my sympathies anyway. good luck anon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think ill let her continue sucking my dick good.
>tfw youre a hidden hispanic in whiteland b/c based dad who looks basically irish >watch this web >montezuma porn music starts playing in your head, and you gain the power to teleport 2 years go version of this b***h to your side
The character of America Chavez in the comics is such a cringe, painful, ugly, vicious, b***hy, annoying, awful creature that she's one of the most hated Marvel characters. This girl did a good job of making America Chavez likable, and all the cringe was because that's just what the character is. It's a great feat that she was able to do this.
The COMIC version of the character is pure unadulterated homosexualry.
The movie version is cute and likable.
She is far more different from her comic counterpart than pretty much everyone else. She is almost an entirely new character. America Chavez in the comics is horrible and if you don't know, shut the frick up
Why do secondaries push this meme that Chavez is always as bad as she is in Gabby's book?
Because they don't read comic books, they just get it from clickbait youtube and trash sites like cosmicnews and wegotthiscovered which only present stuff through a carefully maintained thin narrative
Because they don't read comic books, they just get it from clickbait youtube and trash sites like cosmicnews and wegotthiscovered which only present stuff through a carefully maintained thin narrative
the ultimates were trash though and you are homosexual or a troony if you like marvel comics after 2014
Hilariously Wong is unironically trying to groom her. She tweeted how he showed up at her trailer to tell her he's there for her when she gets harassed by internet racists because he knows what that's like
>hear for literally YEARS from comic book autists that this character is SATAN INCARNATE and will DESTROY EVERYTHING if let into the MCU >she's a regular and likable "little sister surrogate" character played by a cute teenage actress
After the attempts at hype I was just confused.
Wow! Who could have seen that coming? It's not like they've ever taken a disliked character and done a well liked version of them in the movies before, or like their movies were never a 1:1 adaptation of the comics to begin with or anything.
I said over and over to those geeks whining about America Chavez that 99% of people have never heard of her, and the film will be the first time they see her, where it will inevitably be a different character only vaguely inspired by the original.
She is far more different from her comic counterpart than pretty much everyone else. She is almost an entirely new character. America Chavez in the comics is horrible and if you don't know, shut the frick up
>She is far more different from her comic counterpart than pretty much everyone else
Absolutely false. There's numerous characters who have only the barest link to their comic counterparts, sometimes in name only, and there have been all along. You only think that now because you hate this character but didn't hate her in the film.
Tony Stark, in Iron Man (2008).
In the comics he was fresh off being a tool in Civil War and various other stories, and was quite disliked by then among comic readers. General audiences of course had never heard of him, RDJ's take was their introduction.
There was a shot in the latest episode where she plonked down on the ground on her back, and even though she had a baggy sweater on you could see a big huge bounce
She's undeniably pretty chubby and not in that meme way, but she is cute. Seems to have big breasts and ass not just related to being fat either, if she dropped a little weight (a little, not a lot, I don't want a stick) it would behoove her
And then when she looks the same you'll claim it's "by 18". Then at 18 you'll switch to "25". And so on. Shockingly the actress won't live like a low income Mexican housewife.
No, man, I'm an alcoholic
The only time of day I'm "sober" is when I'm at work. Soon as I get home I get fricked up, then sleep just enough to be qualified sober for work.
she was a superhero with the power to travel between universes but didn't know how to use it, it just happened randomly when she was really scared, until doctor strange told her to believe in herself or something and then she had complete and total control over it immediately
I kinda liked that even though she got control over it she still couldn't beat Wanda in a fight, and had to use it to appeal to her emotionally instead
So is the solution for getting people to like female characters to just make them Mexican looking? People like the girl hawkeye and this dr strange girl and the young captain marvel girl
They couldn’t find a sexier latinax?
tastless nog lovers
She's actually pretty attractive for someone who's pure Amerinid.
that ain't pure, bruhv.
homie, she is 100 percent Mesoamerican. There ain't any Spanish or European in her of any significant amount. She's a classic Mesoamerican look.
yeah because she's like 20 something here (they always lie about their age) give her another 2-3 years and she'll be just as dumpy as her mom.
She looks like the amerimutt meme
no she doesn't, these are
>they’re the same picture
for you
i'd nut so hard in her ass that you could pump lethal injection in my arm and i wouldn't even care.
>latinx
stop using that shit, its not a hispanic friendly world, literally unpronounceable on spanish.
putos chicanos, creyendose que son como nosotors.
>latinax
have a nice day
Latinx*
your mom sleeps with Black folk
They couldn’t find a sexier latinax.
FTFY
*Laxative
have a nice day
she cute, and she als is not a Black person which is a BIG plus
even with make up she's ugly
Based homosexuals
>she
cute
ay carumba!
ugly and no personality
could've used the dora actress at least
what are some good meso pornstars
yhivi
Tobie Teen
I don't really know what Meso is, but Jynx Maze is Peruvian.
She's the future of my dick getting sucked by white she stares me in the eyes during.
La creatura
>a mexican hero
>superpower is crosing borders
what did they mean by that?
>jews are sneaky chuds
Who would've thought
and that’s a good thing
>This is the future of the world
unbelievable based
>cute Latina of questionable age
How is she not Cinemaphile's universal waifu yet
Too developed for Cinemaphile pedos
I went into this movie expecting to not like the character, but by the end I kind of wanted her to sit on my face.
Eggs with legs
>this is a big ass in america
Fortunately I’m white and not a baboon so I don’t care.
That's her stunt double, not her
We know nog, your country is infested with cellulite asses
Bigger than that is Jose and Jamal tier.
>>this is a big ass in america
funny she is thicc with fat ass in the concept art and Sana Amanat who created the woke Ms Marvel had the penciler decrease the size of her ass
ironic because she was literally 14 when they shot this
>Too developed for Cinemaphile pedos
Why does everyone here love Dafne Keen so?
Mexican Florence Pugh
Florence Puta.
Fat goblina ready to explode her pant size. Dora busy or what?
She needs sex and I'll be the one to give it to her.
She's cute, but if she looks like that at 16, she's going to look like grandma by 30.
she was actually 14 in the movie kek
What has that got to do with anything? The actress is 16. Nobody in films ever plays the age of the characters, especially underage characters. It's far easier to hire a young-looking 18-20 year old so you don't have to deal with child labor laws and Coogan paycheques.
The movie isn't shot the day before it comes out. She was 14 when they started filming.
I mean she was 14 when the movie was filmed you dumbass. do you think they film movies on their release date?
I thought she was 15 while it was filmed
wtf is going on in the background
it's like an interdimensional waiter or some shit
Sex with Xochitl
Basado
That stomach is made for dumping loads on. If you wouldn't you're gay, or an incel. Which is just extremely closeted gay.
Not on. IN. Colonize motherfricker
how old is she real quick? need to decide how to process picrel
Who cares?
Is there more? God I want her bare it all as soon as she comes of age like the Jojo Rabbit prostitute.
She is no prostitute! She can't help if she's got a fertile body.
>illegally yours
ToT
this makes brie larson seethe
I dont get the big deal. She's cute
when you thought the taste in women of Cinemaphile couldn't get any worse you get this pancake faced prostitute
frick you, she's miles better than shit faces like Amber prostitute or whatever that actual mutt from Spiderman is called again
seething
The future of latinas riding bwc.
>young female heroes with big asses in the future
whats so wrong about that
But they keep covering them up
That is so slappable.
How hard is she gonna mog Brie Larson in Captain Marvel 2?
I'm rather enjoying this Young Avengers initiative.
didn't haley steinfeld used to be white?
She's a israeliteess.
She already did.
Frick Ms. Marvel
Kill Larson
Marry Pom
Jesus, Brie.
Pom looks so bad with blonde hair. Why?
They all look like shit.
Nah only Brie looks like shit.
Iman and Pom mog
How does Brie look 20 years older than she actually is?
Bad "clean" living
She's lost too much weight, I suspect she's a closet cigarette smoker, and her hair is lank. I hate her an an actress, but always thought she was cute as hell, but she's too skinny, she lost that baby fat on her face that made her more appealing. She's in the dumb Fast And Furious franchise now, so she has to be the stronk, shredded all muscles woahman now.
>She's lost too much weight
Victoria Alonso tells all MCU actresses to turn skeletons
excesive thinness, in the comics carol danvers is thicc with muscles we can see that she never understood and was inspired by the comics
More likely she's cutting weight for the Fast and Furious. Vin likes his women to look like men.
So Skeletor Brie going to get mogged not only in Marvel but Fast as well.
She's in with Daniela Melchior as the other new female. That's an inevitability.
That's going to be brutal. Why did she agree to be in this movie?
Lord she's pretty. What is she in?
I wish there was some kind of a database for movies on the internet, and it would tell you the cast and crew of a movie, or give you a person's entire filmography. They could even give it a clever name, like "The Database of Movies on the Internet."
I think that site is letterboxed?
Let the mogging of Larson begin
????
Is there a name for the little area where the thigh and the buttcheek meet? I want to bite it. Is that weird? Not in a painful way, just like a playful nibble.
I call it the underbutt & I bite my wifes undeebutt a lot.
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Vin isn't even looking at her in this clip, he's checking out dudes.
This was Vin Diesel's response to the criticism of Gal Gadot in that scene on the beach where she played a Brazilian girl and the joke at the time was that Brazilian girls have fat ass and Gadot didn't have any
could someone edit these two scenes together with the happy and sad Vin Diesel face
Post the copypasta
Imagine being Sung Kang in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Gal Gadot, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your flat chest and horrific androgynous monster body. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Sung and not only sit in that chair while Gal Gadot flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her ribs and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's GOT IT and DAMN, GAL GADOT LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her pinhead fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of kpop idols and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in South Korea. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled spine as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person on this set before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Sung Kang. You're not going to lose your future F&F career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Pure, unrefined autism, right here.
Oh know it's a newbie
>Oh know
I mean, i don't even need to insult you. You do it to yourself, all on your own.
Oh noes there gonna be mad in the doggy dog world
Then she is more stupid than it seems because she has a name, an Oscar she is the one who should make some demands and not the producer she should be above that and she should know that nobody likes to see her thin, she looks horrible
Her israelite boyfriend apparently like her bone thin with no breasts.
Good time to think about wearing the leotard, isn't it, Brie?
She's all anorexic and has no boobs now. That would be a scary thing to see.
Pom has a fine set of breasts and Ms. Marvel is stacked as frick. But then Pom is actually fit.
haha imagine if those were your testicles they were punching haha
>thumb wraped inside fist
holy shit I dont understand why this is so common? It doesn't even feel natural. good thing girls are weak because they would have broke their thumbs
I'd kill someone for the opportunity to put my face in between those milkers.
God she looks just like my old oneitis
ladies, gentlemen, jannies and trannies
i would like to fill iman vellani with my fertile white seed
thank you for listening and good night
>45 replies
No ratgirl
She is a marvel girl now. She will play one of the strongest characters.
Cute as she is Suicide Squad is not Marvel.
She has an undisclosed role in GOTG 3 so she is now Marvel
Good. I'd be happy smash n gtfo. She's not fug.
Nice ass but she's no Isabella Boner.
Why did you post a picture of Maisie Williams?
Here's Maisie Williams bro
Creepy how she looks just like Merced
Forced meme
Dude, it's over. You can't even meme this shit, some things are beyond it
She looks. . . . . . . . . . . .beht. . . . . .. teer?
That sounds suspiciously like a lie. A falsehood. An evasion of truth. A porkie. A tall tale. Truly pish posh.
Literally unrecognizable. Nothing about her looks similar to past versions. Airel Winter has aged at the same rate as Arya and she's still identifiable.
That's her after bleaching her eyebrows for the Sex Pistols tv show she's in. She's supposed to be this chick, Jordan.
This is her, in June of this year.
https://www.redcarpet-fashionawards.com/2022/06/22/maisie-williams-wore-paco-rabanne-during-cannes-lions-2022/
She filmed that over a year ago. It has aired and finished. She still had the blonde eyebrows in April, she kept them for over a year longer
And? As of June, she had her old eyebrows back. She still looks like Maisie, ie. rough, but you're all sperging about changes she made for a fricking TV show.
If it was just for the TV show why did she have it for a year after filming?
Because the show premiered in May, and they usually have actors and actresses keep their hairstyles and shit in case they need to do reshoots, you fricking ponderous autistic twat.
This c**t is so burnt now that I didn't even save that image
She looks a lot like this porn actress I like to jerk it to. I just realized that. Is she Mexican?
>She looks a lot like this porn actress I like to jerk it to.
Which porn actress is this, just curious, not like I'm gonna google it or anything and make a dedicated folder on my encrypted hard drive or anything.
She mostly just has pic sets. Can't find her right now, and don't know her name. She just appears in my searches a lot because I jack it to latinas.
Holy shit I found her. Penelope Reed.
noice thanks man
more like
>Penelope Sneed my Feed inside her Reed
There is no joke there.
thanks
Alexis Love?
whic porn actress?
We just keep winning BWCbros
Nice.
https://www.tiktok.com/@_xochitl.gomez/video/7119245960210959662
She seems fun and cute and was far from the worst part of dr strange
If they gave her good makeup like that in the movie and removed the atrocious lgbtqiahomosexual+ pin from her then I might have actually cared what happened to her character.
Mexican girls are cute until they hit 19-20 and they transform suddenly.
It's the mid 20s that does them in. If they survive past that they're golden for life. Look at JLo, Sofia Vergara and Salma Hayek
Jlow is Puerto Rican.
Vargera is Columbian.
Hayek is half Lebanese, and her mother's family is 100% Spainiard. No Mestiza at all.
If you're going to list Mexican women, try using actual Mexican women, spastic. Jessica Alba has more Mexican blood than these three, and she passes for white.
I always though she was a mulato
>Jessica Alba has more Mexican blood than these three, and she passes for white.
She does?
Do you all have respect for people who are not white and upper middle class?
If they act respectable. Same goes for white people.
The US is a gay mexican country. I see no issue with them making gay mexican movies. Just dont expect me to watch them.
Imagine if Iman and Xochitl became real life supervillains that tortured White boys by sitting on their faces and rubbing their pussies and buttholes all over them?
what did she mean by this
Its a weird mexican tradition where they push your face into the birthday cake.
I'm Mexican and I really fricking hate the tradition. It's a waste of perfectly good cake. Which wouldn't even be that bad, except when you attend all fifty of your cousins' birthdays, that's a whole lot of wasted goddamn cake.
>50 cousins
>Your entire social life is just attending weddings and seeing their new babies.
Western depopulation has its advantages.
It's why Mexicans don't go to church every Sunday. We don't have to. Between all the weddings, baptisms, and funerals for obscure relatives like your mom's second cousin's great uncle, we're still ahead in church attendance hours.
Yeah I have like 2 good friends, a gf and a brother, sister, father and mother and that is more than enough with a demanding job.
My cousin married a white dude, like New England WASPy white, and her wedding was like a schlocky, hacky sitcom episode. My cousin's side of the family, including my side of the family, filled up the entire seating area, and some people had to stand due to lack of seats. Meanwhile, her now-husband's side of the aisle had like five people in it. I fricking wish I was making that up.
Thats what my wedding will be like. Oh well. Such is the life of an introvert.
As a Mexican, I don't think you'll look like an introvert, just someone with a reasonably-sized family. Her husband had friends at the wedding, but they were all part of the wedding party, groomsmen and such.
I might cause a covid outbreak so that the rules come back on wedding party sizes. I have access to covid, monkey pox and some of the milder weird african diseases that have started showing up now.
>Jessica Alba
>passes for white
Fricking what? Ah yes, the whole "they have mostly white features if they're hot" argument.
Oh, look, the 5' tall angry Stormgay is here.
Jessica Alba does not pass as white. What drugs are you taking?
Alba is entirely white, what the frick are you talking about
>Jessica Marie Alba was born in Pomona, California[11] on April 28, 1981, the daughter of Catherine Louisa (née Jensen) and Mark David Alba. Her mother has Danish, Welsh, German, English and French ancestry, while her paternal grandparents, who were born in California, were both the children of Mexican immigrants.
She's a half Mexican mutt.
She did a dna test for ancestry back when that was first becoming a thing and was embarrassed on live tv when her "mexican" ancestry was almost entirely Spanish.
I am thinking of proposing to my gf and i regularly think how I can stuff people I barely know into my side of the aisle so as not to look completely friendless for just the one day it matters to me.
pay people
there are literally rent-a-wedding guests in some super sad countries
That sounds expensive. I think ill look like a loser instead.
And he didn't even like two of the five all that much, he just felt obligated to invite them.
What if they just lined up the cakes on a conveyor belt and your eighteen hundred thousand cousins of varying second, third and in-law origin just formed a queue to get it over with for the year?
It means she wants to suck dick and swallow some semen.
She is a woman. They find that shit erotic.
Do women really find sucking duck erotic?
What about 16 year old Mexican girls?
>he never got sucked and fricked in his teenage years
not all of us were born ducks anon
depends on the woman. some of them fricking hate it, some of them only do it if you lick their pussy, and some of them (the stupidest ones) think they're as good at sucking wiener as a bottom
I told my gf that pussy is way better than a blow job and she took it as a challenge that her technique is bad. Then out of the blue her technique improves and now im paranoid.
Just how exactly do you practice that?
exactly the way you think. I had a b***h go off to college on me. after her first semester she came back a lot better at sucking dick. her dad finally took pity on me and told me she was constantly introducing him to dudes over the phone while she was in school.
my advice is just to dump her and get it over with. she's obviously seeing dudes on the side. my sympathies anyway. good luck anon.
I think ill let her continue sucking my dick good.
>tfw youre a hidden hispanic in whiteland b/c based dad who looks basically irish
>watch this web
>montezuma porn music starts playing in your head, and you gain the power to teleport 2 years go version of this b***h to your side
I DID IT
IT WAS ME
The character of America Chavez in the comics is such a cringe, painful, ugly, vicious, b***hy, annoying, awful creature that she's one of the most hated Marvel characters. This girl did a good job of making America Chavez likable, and all the cringe was because that's just what the character is. It's a great feat that she was able to do this.
Why do secondaries push this meme that Chavez is always as bad as she is in Gabby's book?
Because they don't read comic books, they just get it from clickbait youtube and trash sites like cosmicnews and wegotthiscovered which only present stuff through a carefully maintained thin narrative
the ultimates were trash though and you are homosexual or a troony if you like marvel comics after 2014
Maid & Cleaners Union?
Her mouth is fricking massive.
Who wins?
Idk but i like the prostitute you linked. Whats her name?
c-COOL
Why is her mouth so big????
who
smiling titan lookin mouth
n-name?
Mesoamerican indians all have huge mouths its a trait.
Perfect for my enormous girth
The ones with this face type have more native blood
heh maybe you chuds wont get it but her name is AMERICA. as in, she is AMERICA. two meanings, very clever writing
We must protect America from barren witches trying to steal white women's children & the only one who can help is a talented & smart white dude?
and has LGBTQFRC++ badge
but to unlock her power she has to BELIEVE in herself
fricking deep, I'm moved to tears
don't frick the thread with lgbtjjsytt shit
The only good thing about this MCU woke
i wonder if she calls her sexual partners "papi"
>Wears see through dress to the premiere
What did she mean by this?
SHE WANTS YOU TO SEE HER BIG BROWN NIPPLES
I think you actually can. Also they look small
Looks more like pasties to me
Nope. They all wear "petals", flesh colored silicon pads that hide the nipple. And, she's probably wearing tights that match her skin color, too.
ngl i want to sniff her panties, sorry if that makes me a race traitor
>What did she mean by this?
and this?
Would have sexual intercourse ((veganal) missionary) with /10
She likes middle aged fit white men
And this?
Hilariously Wong is unironically trying to groom her. She tweeted how he showed up at her trailer to tell her he's there for her when she gets harassed by internet racists because he knows what that's like
Wong Wang
Is it actually though? I know some dresses have a skin-colored layer below to give the illusion.
don't you dare sexualize her
Yuck
She's cute so that's fine.
>-ger stadium
The Weasley Twins have let themselves go.
i want to see her and annasophia robb standing back to back against each other
Cuter than the Ms Marvel poo.
Oh mamacita
>hear for literally YEARS from comic book autists that this character is SATAN INCARNATE and will DESTROY EVERYTHING if let into the MCU
>she's a regular and likable "little sister surrogate" character played by a cute teenage actress
After the attempts at hype I was just confused.
The COMIC version of the character is pure unadulterated homosexualry.
The movie version is cute and likable.
Wow! Who could have seen that coming? It's not like they've ever taken a disliked character and done a well liked version of them in the movies before, or like their movies were never a 1:1 adaptation of the comics to begin with or anything.
I said over and over to those geeks whining about America Chavez that 99% of people have never heard of her, and the film will be the first time they see her, where it will inevitably be a different character only vaguely inspired by the original.
She is far more different from her comic counterpart than pretty much everyone else. She is almost an entirely new character. America Chavez in the comics is horrible and if you don't know, shut the frick up
>She is far more different from her comic counterpart than pretty much everyone else
Absolutely false. There's numerous characters who have only the barest link to their comic counterparts, sometimes in name only, and there have been all along. You only think that now because you hate this character but didn't hate her in the film.
>Absolutely false. There's numerous characters who have only the barest link to their comic counterparts
Name several
Zemo
>It's not like they've ever taken a disliked character and done a well liked version of them in the movies before
Whomst?
Tony Stark, in Iron Man (2008).
In the comics he was fresh off being a tool in Civil War and various other stories, and was quite disliked by then among comic readers. General audiences of course had never heard of him, RDJ's take was their introduction.
We let it all go for a noble reason
Is it so hard for them to know that the public likes to see beautiful people in the movies?
makeup should either be illegal or permanently tattooed into their faces.
Ms. Marvel is packing
You just ruined the thread.
Go frick yourself with your ugly hambeast.
Stop sperging. I like both of them. Post more of both.
No.
probably the same homosexual who spams zoomer violet whenever there's a millennial violet thread
If there's rent free, I think this post might be it.
>hur dur i'm a redditor
kys
>brings up an unrelated waifu of an unrelated thread unprompted to complain
Those breasts man. I need more.
There was a shot in the latest episode where she plonked down on the ground on her back, and even though she had a baggy sweater on you could see a big huge bounce
She is already a better actress than Brie too.
She's undeniably pretty chubby and not in that meme way, but she is cute. Seems to have big breasts and ass not just related to being fat either, if she dropped a little weight (a little, not a lot, I don't want a stick) it would behoove her
This mexcian is 18 right? Shes not 16 like the op mexican?
She's Pakistani, not Mexican. And...sure, probably.
She's Paki and yes she is 18.
me on the right
She had a distractingly good body in the movie. Kept watching her hips in those tight jeans.
Before she was cast
I'd like to do the sex in her
What do you mean? The MCU ended with "Avengers: Endgame."
I refuse to listen to any further nonsense about it, even if that nonsense comes from Marvel Studios.
She is sexy, you literally have to be gay if she came up to you and asked to suck your wiener and you say no.
Women hating /misc/cels need to go back
I don't really see many people saying otherwise anon. The thread is full of people wanting to bone her.
>1st and 3rd post of the thread
maybe actually read the thread next time before u reply
We're 230 posts in anon
The ugly genes will kick in in a year max.
And then when she looks the same you'll claim it's "by 18". Then at 18 you'll switch to "25". And so on. Shockingly the actress won't live like a low income Mexican housewife.
based hebejews capturing the young latina escence
this is the future indeed
I need sex with Xochitl
So-chee
*Sho-chee
Xochitl owes me sex
I watched Doctor Strange 2 pretty drunk and can remember most of the scenes, but have no idea what this b***h was doing in the movie, or who she was.
All I know is she gave me an erection with her phat ass hanging out all movie.
This did not help me remember
I think I'll get a little bit more drunk tomorrow and watch it again.
Have you tried watched it not drunk?
No, man, I'm an alcoholic
The only time of day I'm "sober" is when I'm at work. Soon as I get home I get fricked up, then sleep just enough to be qualified sober for work.
she has 2 moms
Is this criticism against the film or just a journal entry?
she was a superhero with the power to travel between universes but didn't know how to use it, it just happened randomly when she was really scared, until doctor strange told her to believe in herself or something and then she had complete and total control over it immediately
I kinda liked that even though she got control over it she still couldn't beat Wanda in a fight, and had to use it to appeal to her emotionally instead
Is it legal to make comments about her physical appearance?
Is it legal so say I want to frick the shit out of her?
I need sex and I need sex with Xochitl NOW
Big fat ass
ugly stumpy pig
So is the solution for getting people to like female characters to just make them Mexican looking? People like the girl hawkeye and this dr strange girl and the young captain marvel girl
>Almost 300 posts simping over an underaged actress
Where are the fricking mods?
Enjoying your first day on Cinemaphile?
At least she has a body that can easily pass as 18+. Other boards lets straight up soft e-girl porn pass by.
There's nothing morally wrong about finding post-puberty females arousing.
I'm in love.
Good.
shes cute
i'd bleach her
I think she's cuter than most of the new actresses we get spammed with, ESPECIALLY Zendaya
>we love BWC!
7/10 and a 5/10
nice
I am gonna FRICK the SHIT out of Xochitl's PUSSY!
Super!
Now hire Auli'i Cravalho as someone in the MCU and we'll have our new brown trinity
then hire sofia gomez to stand next to them and jiggle her giant teats
Look at those coconuts
actually dropped the movie because she can't act