This is the official Spongebob character alignment according to Nickelodeon
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This is the official Spongebob character alignment according to Nickelodeon
How would they use a smartphone that would be the size of their whole body?
Except Plankton I guess he can just post on Karen
This is missing half of the social media platforms.
I'm mostly interested in the Cinemaphile-Reddit axis, myself.
This. I could not care less about Instagram and Snapchat, I forget they exist 99% of the time.
This is also official
SILENCE BRAND!
Squidward is a millennial. Patrick is a boomer.
>Squidward
>millennial
He has a permanent job that pays for a detached home on a quiet street in an area free from suburban development and the Help Wanted episode didn't have Spongebob sitting at a computer going through an automated 40 minute questionnaire so the fast food joint could tell him he wasn't what they were looking for.
All of these characters were created by a boomer who lived in a wonderland and it has zero reference to modernity, no offence to Stephen intended.
Hillenburg was more early gen X than boomer, I don't care what year cutoff you go buy. Boomers didn't listen to stuff like the Flaming Lips.
>Hillenburg
He's born from 1961 so he's a boomer. The cutoff span was from 1964. Gen X are people born from 1965 until 1979.
>mrkrabs isn't the boomer
The Squidward/Spongebob duality doesn't work if they aren't from the same generation.
Shouldn't Patrick be Gen X? I thought they were mostly known for being lazy slackers.
I have no idea what those things are and neither do the characters on that map
Imagine being called a "Tweeter" or a "TikToker" in public, unironically.
>Patrick
>Twitter
How fitting
Does the center mean you use all 4 or neither?
Fred, how could you!
Sandy uses social media more than pearl? I find that difficult to believe.
She's got a premium Snapchat account.