This is the same guy that jumped in the middle of a droid army, challenged Grievous to a duel and won. Now he's cowering before 3 stormtroopers and needs to be saved a chick.
This is the same guy that jumped in the middle of a droid army, challenged Grievous to a duel and won.
He's been hiding from the force for 10 years. He's in an unlit room, afraid of the dark.
He literally killed double the amount of troopers right before this.
But that was different. None of those troopers had guns aimed at him
you think the people writing these shows have actually watched the movies?
he literally had 2 aiming DIRECTLY at him when he shot the probe. He could have shot the entire transport before they disembarked
He didn't want to make a scene, so uncivilized.
Who cares you fuckin loser? Move out of your mom's house
He also could've shot the probe BEFORE it fucking scanned him. that was just another moment of Ben being shown as an incompetent fool.
retard alert
why not force push all of them to the ground and then shoot them. Better yet why didn't he use a jedi mind trick to make the troopers let them go peacefully.
he doesn't use the force in this garbage show. only done it once when their retarded kid leia was written to jump between rooftops and almost die causing him to stop her fall
Not Boomers, Worse Gen-Xers.
Exactly, it hurts how retarded this show is
Vader's suit is fire retardant.
You really thought that quote was deep huh?
Nobody said it was deep. It's simply his feelings as he stated them. It's pointless to act confused about a character that outright tells you what he's thinking.
You're a brainlet, dude
>deep = le good
cringe. kys.
You know, in the real canon he was training 24/7 deep in the dunes and killing thieves for fun in the mean time.
That sounds cooler. And would make fighting inquisitors more cool.
Oh well. We got crippled Vietnam vet instead.
Thank God you retards have zero creative input at all lmao
Yeah instead we get a 5/10 show way better congrats
Can't wait for obi won vs Darth gorilla Disney style
It should have been Obi-Wan as a desert ninja spec ops working behind the scenes to thwart various assassination attempts on Luke. No one wanted to see an 8 episode series of Obi being sad and kneeling.
But then he shouldn't have confronted Vader at all. He should've just ran away the entire time without even activating his lightsaber, which would've made for a far better scene.
how he defeat maul so expertly then
The Rebels duel with Maul happens only a few years before ANH, this is almost a decade before
he's even bigger retard then because for 10 years he wasnt ready to protect luke if anything would happen, protecting him is pretty much the only goal in life he have left. turning greatest characters into depressed hobos is terrible, overused trick
just like turn on the lights lmao wtf
"When the time comes, he just be trained."
Uhh, how exactly was Obi-Wan going to train Luke if he's so shitty with the Force now?
so they gave him the Luke treatment
VERY COOL
He was strong then
Kek
but he has le ptsd! who cares that it doesn’t make sense!
>be war hero
>be top 4 at worst of an elite order
>train and beat the chosen one
>defeat 2 sith and 1 cyborg
>kill thousands of droids
>counting TCW, fight a sith 100 more itmes
>somehow become a weak, cowardly gay
lmao @ disney
Tatooine really is that big of a soul-sucking shithole.
So its the las vegas of sw?
It's run by gangsters who run gambling rings and is mostly endless desert as far as the eye can see. I'd say so.
This. Just look at what it did to Boba Fett.
You will have no white heros chud
Sorry leftypol but you failed to stop Cruise in time, it’s over
Too gum was recorded before the new normality before corona. It won't happen again.
What about the Avatar sequels? or Jurassic Park? John Wick? Dune 2? the gay Wonka remake?
He had the hight ground back then
He gets confused
>Stop it, Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan, current imperial fugitive and daughter of the emperor’s second in command.
Why would he say that? I thought they were trying to conceal their identities.
Technically she’s not an imperial fugitive as her kidnaping was a rogue action taken by the Inquisitor and her abduction isn’t even common knowledge
That could happen. What i don't understand why he talk about being Jedi on imperial truck sitting just behind driver.
Anyway. It is fine show. Episode 2 was weak. This wasn't that bad. I like his fight with Vader more than cgi flips in prequels. But they should imperial march song. All music in this show sounds like placeholder.
that was beyond absurd. Ben Kenobi forgetting an alias name when everything is at stake..
Reducing a zen master, warrior sage who was a extraordinary member of an entire order of gifted people to this is nonsense. They couldn't even let him be a hermit raising goats and eating lizards in the desert. They had to make him a wagie working like a migrant from Guatemala.
>They had to make him a wagie working like a migrant from Guatemala.
don't pretend you don't know why
>OMG he just like me! He works for LE EVIL BUSINESS MAN and RISE UP against EMPIRE! SO AWESOME
That's because it makes a better disguise.
They just made the same exact shit as they did for Rey, even down to the "portions" bit.
>Luke is coming back to the franchise
>he's a depressed sad sack of shit with one more fight in him
>but first he has to babysit someone
>Kenobi is coming back to the franchise
>he's a depressed sad sack of shit with one more good fight in him
>but first he has to babysit someone
I'm starting to see a trend.
Sadly I'm not convinced Disney can write good starwars. Mando was a fluke, carried by baby Yoda.
The true redpill is realizing that not even Mando is good. People only think it's good because Baby Yoda is cute. The show is just a series of video game cut scenes intercut with bad action sequences. Rogue 1 is the only good Disney Star Wars.
>Rogue 1 is the only good Disney Star Wars.
That movie was narm, Andor dies in a friendzone hug.
>Andor dies in a friendzone hug.
Thankfully, not everything needs romance
They worked well enough as just two persons with similar goals sacrificing themselves
It was in vain in the Disney canon with First Order and all.
How easy the First Order fucked shhit up makes the entire OT for nothing
>The show is just a series of video game cut scenes intercut with bad action sequences
This. It's not a story or a narrative. It's a weekly cop procedural, which is totally the wrong thing to say, actually. It's just a bunch of happenings and no one knows what the fuck is going on. Same with the witcher show. Remember that? me neither. All I remember is someone taking a literal womb out of a woman and some magic tower. That's it.
These aren't stories. Stories have emotional arcs. Obi-wan is shaping up to have an emotional arc, though.
the witcher was actually a good show. Why did it get canned?
I hated Rogue One so much because of the weird tone and diversity group cast. The Vader scene is awesome, yes. But other than that the movie blows.
Mando has a few really good episodes and I like the atmosphere it creates by taking its time and not having too much dialogue. It starts being very Disney shit like when they fight of the walkers in the village. Gina beating his ass also bothered me. Second season was even more hit and miss. I don't have high hopes for season 3.
I remember watching Rogue One with my Uncle who grew up loving Star Wars. I was thinking about how it was a piece of shit, at the end my Uncle was saying it was good. I don’t know how older Men can enjoy these inferior films. Same with any old zombie franchise, I feel like they feel obligated to watch it since they were there when the first movies came out.
Rouge One shits on Star Wars too. Female empowerment/Fan service the movie. Fuck you.
They changed it up for Boba fett!
>Boba is coming back to the franchise
>he's a depressed sad sack of shit with one more fight in him
>but first he needs to be babysat by someone
i never saw the boba fett show but wouldnt the obvious and best way to do a show about a bounty hunter have him actually hunting bounties with some greater overarching story unfolding over the season/show?
The fucking weird part is that they even did that already in Clone Wars with Obi Wan. It was a little cringe with all the OC injection but breaking new ground is just like that.
That's literally the mandalorian. Boba Fett has always been a side character and he should have stayed like that.
kek
fucking hell lmao
>>he needs to be babysat by someone
Women like depression arcs.
have you guys all forgotten that whipping out a lightsaber during the empire years gets you a VIP vist from vader? And the premise of a new hope is Vader doesn't know he's still alive.
nobody tell him what happened in this "show"
Yeah, it's just annoying because you know what he's capable of, and every time Disney revisits and old character it's like "remember starwars? Haha it's old but look!"
We saw warrior sage Jedi master Obi Wan Kenobi fighting without a lightsaber at times in the prequels. He wasn't a depressed fumbling coward. This is just counter-heroic garbage.
>I can't use my jedi mind trick or a lightsaber or otherwise I'll become a target
>I'll openly talk about being a jedi and let myself be identified by an imperial drone
Why not just, you know ... use a jedi mindtrick on a couple of random stormtroopers and get the fuck out of there before the empire shows up in force, if ever
He doesn't even look different, wear a disguise or ditch his jedi robes
He even carries his lightsaber on his belt openly
>He even carries his lightsaber on his belt openly
lel
>He doesn't even look different
I'd say this is a Lucas fuck up
>ep 4
>have old man hiding from the authorities living like a hermit in a desert planet
>wear robes because it's the desert so it makes sense
>ep 1
>UHM ACKSHULLY ROBES ARE JEDI ATTIRE EACH AND EVERY JEDI WEARS ROBES EXACTLY LIKE THAT FROM EP 4 LOL!!!
same shit as that droid ball+blast face shield, turned out it's official jedi training after all and not some improvised thing
same shit as carbonite freezing, turned out it was an official bounty hunter method of transporting their marks and not something vader came up with to hand over solo to bubba feet while demoralizing everyone else
good damn I hate stars wars so much it's unreal
>something vader came up with to hand over solo to bubba feet while demoralizing everyone else
I think the purpose of it was to use it to transport Luke to the Emperor, without Luke being able to escape. They did it on Han first to make sure it wouldn't kill the subject, as Palpatine wanted Luke alive.
you're correct, my point is it was something they came up with on the spot and not really that much of a common thing they did
we get it, you only realized about this because of the plinkett reviews so you think everyone else did as well
been complaining about this kind of dumb shit for years because of videogames and other star wars stuff outside of the movies
>I-I totally thought of that before the review and am not just parroting daddy Mike I SWEAR
Kek, every time.
lmao brainlet cope
>n-no u
Classic Plinkett drone
Plinkett is just a boogyman for the prequel base at this point.
do zoomtards really have the inability to point out obvious shit that every one else sees until some e-gay does it for them?
most posts about shitty new films on this board are doing this all the time without issue.
Or does it only apply to media made before 2008 or something?
>Mike is a genius! Only he is capable of having original insights!
I've been complaining a bout carbonite freezing being "official human storage" since swtor and before
Plinkett reviews are years before swtor. Busted again, RLMdrone.
He doesn't mention carbonate freezing in the reviews retard
Yeah I bet you'd know them front to back considering you lift all your criticisms from them.
We are literally discussing a criticism that is not in it, not being in it
listen kid. unless you can prove you were posting on alt.startrek.vs.starwars w/ Darth Wong and friends nobody is going to believe you had an opinion before Plinkett either
>Mike Stoklasa is solely responsible for every valid criticism of the Star Wars prequels
>Mike single handedly assured JJ Abrams was hired for the new trilogy
How did a youtube channel with less than a million subs accrue so much power?
you will never have an independent thought, which is why you won't find happy
The carbonite chamber on Bespin was unique because it was improvised.
That's why Darth Vader demanded it be tested first.
They never say anything about how common the practice is.
I don't know why people keep trying to pick holes in a Sci-Fi series where so little of the setting is shown and so little is explained. This isn't fucking Star Trek where the rules of the setting and purposefully defined, Star Wars has very few plotholes because most of it can just be handwaved.
I will agree that the handwaving does devalue scenes like the Orb and blast shield helmet though
Yeah, the Bespin chamber was only used to freeze cargo or gas or some shit, not humans. Which is why Han was tested.
Vader was not some scientist who invented carbon freezing on the spot and would risk using it on his son unless it was a tried and true galaxy established method. He just needed to check that the Bespin one could work on humans as well as gas.
We get it, you watched the Plinkett review.
Anakin's ghost in RotJ had the same robes. You can't blame TPM for that
Fucking retard
>He even carries his lightsaber on his belt openly
He doesn't though, in the newest episode you see him adjust his robe when Stormtroopers show up so that they don't see it.
so only hides it in front of official imperials
smart. real fucking smart
Vader and Obi-Wan had a fight in this same episode.
Can jedi really get PTSD? What's the point of all the training
jedi LOICENSE
If he had been a badass from the start, you whiners would all be calling him a Mary Sue. You were going to complain no matter what they did.
Dude the entire point of watching a Kenobi show is to see Kenobi do jedi stuff, not to see him be a depressed loser who needs to be sassed by a young kid and bodied by literally everyone he encounters.
Even Vader couldn't stand looking at him and just walked away until Kenobi mans up.
True
So many new people hate fun and want everything to be depressing and the characters to be down bad so they can relate
>If he had been a badass from the start, you whiners would all be calling him a Mary Sue.
Not true. He was already established as a mighty warrior and a heroic person. We saw him start as a late-stage padawan and he was a hero in multiple movies and shows. He is supposed to be highly capable in a heroic way. And I mean heroic, like how Achilles is larger than life and obviously not a normal common person. This show does not portray Obi Wan Kenobi.
Imagine if they made a show about the Siege of Troy and had Hector and Achilles bowing down and kneeling to each other in cowardice and defeat.
Obi wan has a very long history being wanked off as one of the best jedi ever. No one would ever call him a mary sue.
Obi-Wan was literally badass from the start since 1977.
Shut the fuck up, the actual fans are talking.
this. he really knows his shit and cuts off some dudes arm for fucking with him and luke at a bar. the guy in this show is not obi from the prequels and definitely not the guy from the first movie
>You were going to complain no matter what they did.
The winning move was not to make the fucking show
He's a Jedi Master who has trained for decades, that's not what a Mary Sue is. We even saw Kenobi as an apprentice.
>General Kenobi
>Jedi Master
>One of the few people who have BTFO'd siths
Yeah it would be totally anti-climactic if he at least force-pushed their shit
>doesn't know what a mary sue is
kek. Top bait
So... they want down a tunnel, that super force powerful gorilla bro finds easily, and grown bitch woman's (who's not white) turns around in said tunnel to help Obi-Wan, somehow gets out finds him and helps him easily, where gorilla bro teleports to the other end of the tunnel and catches Leia? And then, Darth Vader who just watched the force put out the fire, stands there next to the fire? And the storm troopers can't find way thru this like... 8ft long pile of fire?
Who writes this shit? Is Disney like incapable of creating compelling scenes? Why did storm troopers even need to be there? This makes no sense.
So you people just gunna watch a show where they rape a story you care about all so you can argue on Cinemaphile with people who (pretend) to like it? Weird
Watching a show to find out if it's shit or not is not weird. If you listen to reviews tell you what to think in the age of every single show being online I think you're a brain dead retarded cuck.
That said this show sucks and no one should watch it.
>people tell you show is shit
>watch it and its shit
Wow so glad I'm not a sheep who listens to others
Where did Darth gorilla even come from? I hope she dies at the end of this.
Most likely a youngling that survived the jedi purge.
Don't be fooled. The show is about her. She's the hero.
I clapped when I recognized that same plot from Logan
logan is just mark millar ripping off clint eastwood movies with superheroes.
and this is Logan but shit
Interesting comment, as originally wasn't James Mangold tapped to do this and Boba Fett? Probably wrote a draft subconsciously ripping himself off and they kept part of it
You mean Lone Wolf & Cub?
Except 5 seconds later he rips them all to shreds. This was to show that Logan is being willfully weak as to not attract any attention to him and Xavier.
Logan works because while we do see the hero getting weaker, we have glimpses of him shining through to remind us how hes still dangerous. We're at 3 episodes of Obi Wan and all we see is our hero getting his shit kicked in.
In the end we're just tired of seeing a pathetic hero instead of going "damn, cant wait to see him lose his cool again and fuck shit up".
thats right kneel for blm
I like that you immediately thought of Black Lives Matter upon seeing a white man cowering.
The stark difference between this and Mando is in the fundamental approach.
Mando is right away shown as a capable bounty hunter who acts cool, gets the job done, takes a hit or two but overcomes and wins with style. Then the Yeed stuff is added on just to Hispanice up the whole thing with a new dynamic.
With Kenobi you see him at his lowest. Groveling, depressed, meek, indecisive, conflicted etc... and while that has its appeal it is really not what one wants out of a Star Wars Kenobi project. You want to see him be Kenobi doing Kenobi stuff and then maybe getting into some conflict that's hard to resolve.
They made the same mistake with Boba. Started off with the idea that Boba is cool (in the Mando show), but quickly made him a borderline incompetent buffoon that needs to be saved constantly in his own show. And everyone hated it. He needed to be dragged to his bacta tank constantly, subplots that barely made sense for Boba's character, taking off the helmet all the time etc... you're essentially fucking up the character and messing with expectations ... in a bad way.
Now they're doing it again with Kenobi. Same complete lack of understanding why one would even tune in to watch a Kenobi show. They think they're doing some high tier drama writing but it's coming off amateurish and unwanted. Imagine thinking Kenobi and Vader will have a first encounter after Mustafar and then it's some sand dump on some noname planet with zero effort put in it. And that's after an episode where Kenobi was struggling to catch up with baby Leia in some Coruscant knockoff. The entire thing just signals that people in charge simply don't get what made StarWars a worldwife phenomenon.
Mando isn't good dude.
It's decent enough and you can tell that the people involved are having fun with it.
That one episode where Mando takes his new ship out for a ride is pure soul and exactly what Star Wars needs. It's fun and has a childish sincerity about it.
Compared to that Kenobi looks and feels as if directed and written by people who think they're too good for Star Wars.
compare the credits on wikipedia compared to kenobi. Mando had Favreau, Waititi, Bryce Dallas Howard (?) and Filoni all adding their talent to the show. Kenobi is being directed a single person for all 6 episodes.
>That one episode where Mando takes his new ship out for a ride is pure soul and exactly what Star Wars needs
That was in an episode of Book of Boba.
Boba who? That was also Mandos show
>made him a borderline incompetent buffoon
You mean just like how he was depicted in the OT?
Having cool looking armour is why people originally liked him, not because he was proficient. Because he wasn't.
Difference between Mando and Kenobi is that Kenobi is white. They did it with Luke, Han, and now Kenobi. The women at Disney will literally not let Star Wars ever have a strong white male hero again.
mando not white?
>inb4 italian/gnomish/med isn't white
Mando isn't good. Disney fooled you. Try to rewatch that shit from the beginning, it is terrible.
Disney hags and fags are doing it on purpose you idiot. It's not incompetence, it's malice.
Mando is worse then this you fag. It's boring filler the series.
Also, they're completely fucking up the pacing with the inquisitors. They had Kenobi fight VADER before that azn inquisitor even had one proper flex in the show.
Makes it seem like that azn guy is a bigger deal that Vader himself since they're saving him for later.
They should have Kenobi bumble around against him in this episode and have Vader get all pissy about it.
Here's what's gonna happen, it's so predictable. Obi-Wan will get his mojo back. He'll BTFO an inquisitor and then fight Vader again, this time it will be much more even.
Here's what will ACTUALLY happen.
>Kenobi will never fight Vader again.
>sister will fight Vader and die
>Kenobi will fight brother and win
Don't be a retard. The plot was leaked months ago. The concept art too. Vader and Kenobi will have a rematch on Mustafar.
Not looking forward to how incompetently this will be directed.
this looks 100% better than the ReAlIsTiC heavy swaying shit they've been doing.
im not a filmmaker so i cant really put my finger on why, but the disney movie sets just look like ass compared to the other 6 movies
They had masters working on the first 6.
The Disney flicks barely have journeymen working for them.
Based Lucas. RotS is so fucking good.
Really? That's just nostalgia bait.
It invalidates the fight in the original trilogy. Didn't they see eachother 'for the first time again' there? But instead they had this elaborate fight and back and forth between Revenge of the Sith and that final fight?
Retarded fans will love it and eat it up so who cares.
We're not far off from Disney remaking the OT with diverse casting and the fans allowing it to happen.
Kenobi will fight against Vader and Job then sister will make up her mind in the last second and betray Vader by bailing Kenobi out and btfoing Vader with her girlpower
this is probably what will happen, sister bailing out kenobi and getting killed by vader
How do Luuke and bigger Luke factor into this?
>They had Kenobi fight VADER before that azn inquisitor even had one proper flex in the show.
You have much to learn about predictable writing, young one. You're only taking the first few steps into a world of hacky woke bullshit, but you will learn:
>azn Inquisitor sealed his fate by challenging Darth Shaniqua... he won't even unsheath his lightsaber before she takes him out
>Darth Shaniqua will put Obi-Wan in his place by bitterly chastising him for not rescuing her and the younglings at the temple
>having set the old white man right, she will then turn to the light side, because she is a strong black woman who can easily resist evil
>she'll go toe-to-toe with Vader in the series finale so Obi-Wan can finish his series role as Leia's babysitter, taking her home to Alderaan
>Vader will eventually defeat her, but only after a prolonged battle that will make Obi-Wan look like the punk old man he is
>Obi-Wan will vow to get his shit together after some speech to Leia, telling her that strong women are the real light side of the force...the end
Screencap this shit.
very plausible
yep, pretty much this.
They ripped off Vegeta, those fucks
>this alone would have solved and/or avoided every single problem in the show
Are there really people that think this isn't leading up to his comeback? Do they honestly think that this is just how he is for the whole series? Have they never watched television before?
Did you not watch boba fett?
3 episodes out of 6 of two grown men struggling to catch a small child and obi Wan crying about how old and not him he is isn't exactly exciting tv. We're on track for him to be semi competent after episode 4 or 5 and until then deal with Darth gorilla Mary sueing her way thru issues with her moron powers
>thanks you for serving me shit 5 times in a row now that I got a slice of cake at the end.
>Are there really people that think this isn't leading up to his comeback?
The idea that he would even need a comeback is gay retarded bullshit. That's not the character. He is a warrior monk, a contemplative knight of a spiritual order, a master of a philosophy of inner peace. He's not some goon, he is a philosopher knight. A hero. Him being reduced to this is nonsense and totally out of character. You don't know what a hero is.
Jesus Christ, you again? Obi-Wan is a fucking hermit old man. He's a hermit for a reason: he fucked up. He puts all his bets on a whiny little twink. Don't act like he was ever a hero.
>Don't act like he was ever a hero.
?t=9
Eat shit. Kenobi was a hero and the show tears him down because the writers are pathologically opposed to portraying actual heroes. Kenobi became a hermit only to watch over Luke without drawing undue attention.
He killed Darth maul (who's stronger than 98% of force users) in three strikes as an old man, after 15 years of no Jedi training or this garbage (now including obi wan being a burn victim).
>6 episodes
>Obi-Wan spends 3 episodes being a loser
Utterly idiotic. He should have been a depressed, PTSD-ridden mess in the first one, then started getting back in gear in episode 2. You can't spend the whole season on broke Kenobi, it's stupid.
What a stupid post
That's normalcy however, Star Wars has decided in recent years to "subvert" by making the male hero weak and pathetic and rather than redeem himself through strength he hands over the baton of heroism to some hole or moron.
only the OT is canon, so no, its not the same dude.
people are stupid. episode 7 should have been enough for you cunts to drop star wars but you watch every single movie/tv show and complain that its shit. wtf is wrong with you?
go out and touch grass and while your at it try to have a nice day so i dont have to see any more retarded star wars threads. goddamn cunts
>episode 7 should have been enough for you cunts to drop star wars
100% true. I dropped it after 7 and then a friend got a ticket for ep 8. Went to watch that abomination and no more after that.
SW is dead
The Jedi use the Force as a crutch.
What the fuck is it with Star Wars and turning all our favourite characters into nobodies?
They broke up Leia and Han, even though everyone wanted to see them together.
They ruined Luke, even though everyone wanted to see him as a Jedi Master rebuilding the Order.
Now they have ruined Obi-Wan, when, yes, he does turn into a Hermit for ANH, but that doesn't mean he is a fucking bitch about it. He still uses the force to mindtrick Stormtroopers, he fights in the bar, he trains Luke, and he duels with Vader.
He might be weaker but he is not useless. Why have they made him useless?
Every creative decision Disney makes is absolutely awful. They are not Star Wars fans. They don't know what Star Wars fans want.
Dark Side Timeline.
>yfw we'll never get a Legacy adaption
>no Darth Talon in the big screen
DARKEST TIMELINE
I fucking loved how she used Dun Moch.
>What the fuck is it with Star Wars and turning all our favourite characters into nobodies?
The writers have a pathological need to destroy the masculine hero and attempt to replace it with a poor, female facsimile. If you want heroes you need to watch foreign media.
Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.
Leftist's goal is deconstruction. They aim to ruin everything we hold dear.
You’d better go do something about that. What are you going to do?
Evil cannot create, and curiously, neither can he.
>white male
>white male
>white male
I’m beginning to see a pattern here. Stop watching western media, especially Disney.
He's just encoring his last day in the desert performance
pic related is obiwan KINObi
>focused stare
>cool as fuck haircut
>pointing at his enemies like hes telling them hes gonna come get them
i have no idea who the sad sack of shit in this show is
Alex Guiness really looks quite young there. They really did a good job on the de-aging CGI
whos alex
I dun goofed
ben lost because he didn't have the high ground anymore
YES MORE KENOBI HATE THREAD LETS GOOOOOO BRANDOON
It's all about humiliating a straight white man that white men looked up to.
The entire show is just ritualistic humiliation of beloved white man just like The Last Jedi was and frankly Ewan is a cuck for going along with it.
They even got him to do racebait marketing.
Zero credibility left.
he lost half his fortune after his divorce, he's just getting one last fat paycheck in before becoming a hermit IRL, I can't blame him what white man would want to work in hollywood with the direction they've been taking for the last half decade?
>Get hope that you finally get you movie after all these years of trying
>Bait and switch happens after you're committed.
>If you don't, you'll never get a role in hollywood again
all I know is the first three episodes are bad, and I highly doubt it's gonna change for the rest of the episodes.
He's a white male, so Disney has turned him into a piece of shit coward. Stop watching this crap.
He cut himself from the force for 10 years and it fucked him up. Without the force he is confused.
Still trying to figure out what Obi-Wan was trying to do. He chose to not get away with Leia and to go meet up with Vader instead, possibly to lure him/buy Leia some time to escape, or cause he needed to confirm it's indeed Anakin ?
But then he keeps fumbling around like he's trying to get away from him instead ?
The whole scene felt dumb. Either run away from the get go or confront him, I don't get what they were trying to achieve there, made the character come off as really stupid.
>YOU CANT RUN OBI WAN
*Obi wan runs off screen.. again*
Why does this always happen when a show comes out? Do you really need to nitpick every scene?
When disney stops "viral marketing" people will stop telling them they suck.
Do you really think people from Disney would come here to viral market their shows?
I believe that at least one loser is paid to shill disney shows yes
he is le broken man now, like luke, han, boba fett, et al.
I FUCKING HATE STARWARS
I REGRET EVER PLAYING WITH THE ACTIOIN FIGURES
I FUCKIN HATE STAR WARS
I DONT REGRET PLAYING WITH THE ACTION FIGURES
five minutes ago
Everyone from the OT and the PT is a broken, useless failure who needs to be saved by one of the hot new dynamic diverse Star Wars characters invented by Kathleen and her cat ladies. Get with the times bro.
Hello? sexist racist police? Where are the pajeet men? I thought we were about affirmative action
The one on the left above Kathleen is alright, but her huge teeth kinda fuck it up
You think prime Obi Wan would ever run from Anakin? When he gets his powers back he fights confident like in ANH.
He's not trying to draw attention
GOOLD?!
>Kenobi is now almost powerless but he should still be training ‘cos the Jedi ain’t defeated they are playing the long game, and he is supposed to mop the floor with mail in a few years, and hold his own against Vader, ffs Yoda gave him homework the last time they saw each other.
>Leia is as intelligent as an adult and then she demands that a Jedi proves her powers to her in a public space you know just so they can get caught easily.
>the third sister being able to use mind read
>the third sister can teleport
>kenobi getting a lot of money worth of drugs for free from a dealer as a plot device for later when he could have used sleigh of hand while crossing the drug lab instead.
>a guy easy as fuck to find cosplaying as a Jedi is alive and free
>Organa breaks radio silence and even goes to fucking tattooine, an imperial senator goes to tattooine, as if that isn’t gonna draw some attention, even if he does undercover.
>the grand inquisitor’s makeup
>the grand inquisitor’s death
>we could’ve had a lightsaber fight in which Kenobi cuts the sister’s hand knocks her out and is the one to kill the Grand Inquisitor, then the sister would be angry AF and more motivated to get Kenobi. Like the inquisitors are supposed to be on par with an overtrained padawan and his apprentice, not the council member that took out Grievous and Vader at the peak of his power.
>Kenobi doesn’t get a private ship to rescue Leía and has to use public transport… while saving a senator’s daughter, if he went to Tattooine lend him a ship or money to buy one at Moss Eisley (don’t tell me he wouldn’t have some undeclared money he intends to fund the rebellion that’s BS). Fast forward a bit and indeed trapped when they close the bus line.
>the automated “only cargo” ships have a pressurised crew compartment for reasons, and the inquisitors don’t look at the manifest or whatever to intercept the ship at transit or destination,
That’s Disney.
Thank goodness there’s a super believable, stronk, and not intimidating to unattractive female shitskins, woke, Koko the gorilless to show us all who the real showrunner is.
Dare I say le brave, hmm? And le powerful?
At this point I actually feel bad for the unyielding disney wars fans that are forced to pretend it’s not complete and utter trash.
>This is the same guy that jumped in the middle of a droid army, challenged Grievous to a duel and won. Now he's cowering before 3 stormtroopers and needs to be saved a chick.
I would do the same thing.
Vader didn't expect this move from Obi-Wan and thought, "What the fuck?"
This is legitimately the only good scene in the episode.
That was kinda funny and may have been a JoJo reference.
Vader's actual face under the mask.
What video game is this from?
So he just sits on a throne or is inside a bacta tank all day?
I always thought he spent most his time on some star destroyer helping enforce Imperial power throughout the galaxy.
Is that Warwick Davis playing Vader?
Seriously is this from that crappy vr Vader game or from Kenobi?
In the end, Obi Wan will still be alive thanks to a black women who saved his life and by this extent, the galaxy as a whole because without her, Luke would never become a Jedi
And that's how you rewrite a legend.
That was impossible shot though
God damn, that shit must be infuriating to Star Wars fans. It's so blatantly obvious they're just trying to ruin it for them out of spite.
True, but Lucas started it all, garden gnomesney is just natural progression.
Lucas made retarded changes, yidsney makes malicious changes
Lucas is plenty malicious himself in holding back the unsullied versions of the OT.
The rights and payouts for the original prints are ambiguous, and leave the possiblity for law suits. It's why 4k unofficial remasters don't get sued into oblivion, as it's the only way they could come out.
>literally all that had to happen was Galen Erso send a message to the rebels or even to Jyn saying "fire a proton torpedo down the equatorial thermal exhaust port to destroy the station"
Kyle Katarn did all the work that mattered. Then Jyn swooped in and edited the wiki to make it look like she did it.
obiwan being depressed is the least of the show's issues
you're just stupid mate
Episode 3 obi wan would have waxed any version of vader too
>its a heritage white male character is humbled and behaves kind of cowardly - episode
i cant wait until iran nukes israel
I thought /misc/ got mad when stormtroopers were just mindless mooks who get slaughtered?
>"When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the master."
For this line to make sense, Obi Wan will have to get his mojo back before the show ends.
That's because women are better than men at everything! Estrogen gives everything men have and turbo-charges it! Never mind that women lose at any sport where a she-man competes in. Girls are better!
Eh that's explained by him not being in touch with the force. There's bigger problems with the show than this
They nerfed him for woke white male reasons
Imagine still caring about Soi Wars in 2022
I understood that reference.
I wonder who wrote this shit?
PUTO
First 2 episodes actually looked kind of promising
This episode was absolute dogshit
To be fair, he's been cutting meat for ten years, given that what the show told us so far has been his life for that ten years he's been away.
He's been cutting meat in a desert without his force-sensitive nurturing environment he normally has in the Jedi temple.
The man went from being in an MMA gym 24/7 and training his ass and mind off, to living with a bunch of crack addicts in a run down crackhouse.
of course the man isn't going to be in shape. Cut him some slack.
...and this guy defends this show when he and his character are on fully display being humiliated in every single episode. That paycheck he gets must be fucking hefty.
>all these people complaining about the humiliation of their white male hero
>... who mutliated and humiliated his white male friend and left him to a horrible fate
>to say nothing of the fact that the Jedi bought Anakin as a slave on the off chance he’d fulfill their prophecy, but didn’t bother to buy his mother
>forbade him from having a girlfriend
>lol non-attachment
Idk fags, I’m rooting for Vader on this one
>but didn’t bother to buy his mother
If they freed his mother they should have freed every slave on Tatooine and the whole galaxy
Also Shmi would never have been safe even if they put her on Coruscant, Palpatine would just have her killed to push Anakin to the dark side
>forbade him from having a girlfriend
>lol non-attachment
It worked well for the thousands of other Jedi, just not for the one that the most powerful Sith in history noticed and wanted to manipulate into being his apprentice
People like you deserve Disney’s Star Wars
Not sure what my post about the prequels has to do with me liking Disney Star Wars. Care to explain what your le epic statement means?
They are Lucas cultist zoomers, herded by a youtuber named Star Wars Theory. They idolize Lucas and the prequels to the point of even disparaging the OT, It's quite hilarious and baffling. Oh and of course their arch nemesis is Plinkett whom they blame for turning people against the prequels. They're nuts.
nta, not even a star wars fan, but I can understand millenials who grew up with the prequels when they were babies being told by boomer gays that their childhood movies were garbage being salty. In fact that would be perfectly rational, if a generation of “adults” kept shitting on the things made for children, that the children would grow up to hate those adults.
That’s completely reasonable. Not that I care
Thanks Mike.
Rent free. You want some pizza rolls?
Wanna crawl outta your bottle?
>If they freed his mother they should have freed every slave on Tatooine and the whole galaxy
...yeah they should have lol
no but like, non-attachment or something!
the Jedi are infallible good guys, and my ego is dependent on this fact, so don’t you dare upset me or I’ll cry!
The fuck are you talking about? The fact that the Jedi don't start a galaxy wide war to free every slave shows that they aren't infallible good guys.
The person you quoted want them going around freeing billions of slaves as if they were infallible good guys.
Noooo! My fantasy is that the Jedi are full of my precious white male heroes who dindu like Windu and are BASED and can never be shown in an unflattering light! That’s why this Obi-shit-show is making me piss my pants, because my BADASS wisecracking hero from the Original Trilogy (the prequels suck bantha poodoo, btw, these are NOT movies for KIDS) can’t be shown in an unflattering light? From a certain point of view, Obi-Wan is an infallable character, and this is all just Hollywood DEMORALIZATION of WHITE MEN, unlike my favorite movie in the series Empire Strikes Back where Luke gets circumcised by his Darth Dad and cucked: that’s the kind of uplifting WHITE MALE cinema Hollywood will never make again because it’s full of garden gnomeS
no clue what you wrote but glad i got you to waste time sperging out typing that crap
this what happen to a motherfucker OD'd on prequel copium. sad
Just summing up the thread 4 u
KK and Hollywood are trying to demoralize us. Stay and angry and stay active. They did this shit with Luke and they're doing it again.
For fuck's sake we need to stop talking about this shit and actually do something about it. BLM didn't sit on it's ass.
>This is the same guy that jumped in the middle of a droid army, challenged Grievous to a duel and won. Now he's cowering before 3 stormtroopers and needs to be saved a chick.
Yes, the idea behind "drama" is that characters go through changes.
You can have him change without becoming a totally helpless weakling. Yoda gave him force training to do for homework and Obi-Wan seemed eager and excited in ROTS to learn how to contact Qui-Gon. That's not how someone who would soon give up totally on the Force would act
Why are men even watching this when Disney and Hollywood constantly shit on us? Why consume a product that is designed to demoralize us? Show some self-control and stop watching this shit.
women and leftists ruin everything, this is just the beginning
George Lucas is a leftist.
George Lucas ruined Star Wars with the prequels.
Irving Kirshner who directed (You)r favorite Star Wars movie is gnomish.
A garden gnome in Hollywood? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Even garden gnomes back then needed to have some skill or vision. garden gnomes like JJ Abrams are just shit.
and he ruined star wars
He created Star Wars, and his origins are decidedly left wing and pagan.
How did Obi Wan stand toe to toe with Vader in ANH?
oh honey white males can't be shown as brave and strong anymore, we know better now they just stole that from proud women of color
It's not just White males, every race of men is getting shit on in different ways and we all need to stop consuming this shit entirely.
Haha, the fanbase deserves this burial for shitting on George all those years.
It's called aging dummy.
i hate this new filmmaking trend
>oh no muh heckin trauma is OK to be weak its OK to suck
shut the FUCK UP
get yourself together
lefty media wants everyone to be WEAK so we can be easily controlled
>look at your heros... theyre WEAK now lmao you be too!!@
shut the FUCK UP
There is nothing wrong with the "broken hero" trope. Obi-Wan lost literally everything and everyone. It is the writing that is bad.
>Obi-Wan lost literally everything and everyone.
Yoda literally gives him a goal of talking to his old master from beyond the grave.
But Qui-Gon doesn't answer.
I hate that book.
Probably because Obi-Wan shut himself off from the fucking Force for 10 years until brave women of color and little girls inspire him to reconnect to it and do what Yoda told him to do.
Vader Sama, i kneel.
The more Rat Wars we get, the less dumb Luuke is. I revel in it.
They are taking it a bit far. I would have preferred him to be rusty and not so much out of it all together
>STAH WAHS
please stay in your containment thread
kys
Shut-up spacer.
contain deez nuts in your mouf lmao
>when actual fan films and edits are better than "official" releases
thats what happens when you love the subject matter and put your care and creativity into it, instead of just making characters talking heads for your diversity lecturing
His pistol is in the secret jedi firing position in your pic he was about to handle biz.
Are you retarded?
How did Darth Vader teleport around and appear in front of Obi Wan who was running (something Darth Vader cannot do)
>something Darth Vader cannot do
Wrong
*teleports infront of you*
Anyone else thought the scene with the fire was kinda strangely written?
>Haha, let me levitate and force choke you from 20m away and after I've dragged you through a fire that I ignited for a bit, I'll blow it out again with the force while I fling you away like the rag doll that you are.
>Oh no! Someone ignited the fire again! Now I must stand by in helpless silent anger as I watch a luggage droid haul Obi Wan away at a snail's pace. For some reason, I can't suspend him in the air anymore, like I did a minute earlier. Blowing the fire out with the force seems also beyond me now. Why oh why couldn't I be the me from 5 minutes ago? On top of that, this pretty locally contained looking fire can't be circled around by my Storm Troopers and they can't even open fire at the droid through that wall of fire. Curse my bad luck, now that I've found Obi Wan Kenobi after all these years!
I won't even go into how borderline retarded Ben was written this episode, with messing up Leia's fake name in front of Troopers, or how he surrendered to 3 Storm Troopers, after having just killed 5 at the outpost.
The series has some nice things in it, but it's marred by some pretty poor writing or directing choices every once in a while.