This is the same guy that jumped in the middle of a droid army, challenged Grievous to a duel and won.

This is the same guy that jumped in the middle of a droid army, challenged Grievous to a duel and won. Now he's cowering before 3 stormtroopers and needs to be saved a chick.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's been hiding from the force for 10 years. He's in an unlit room, afraid of the dark.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He literally killed double the amount of troopers right before this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But that was different. None of those troopers had guns aimed at him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you think the people writing these shows have actually watched the movies?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he literally had 2 aiming DIRECTLY at him when he shot the probe. He could have shot the entire transport before they disembarked

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He didn't want to make a scene, so uncivilized.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Who cares you frickin loser? Move out of your mom's house

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He also could've shot the probe BEFORE it fricking scanned him. that was just another moment of Ben being shown as an incompetent fool.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          moron alert

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            why not force push all of them to the ground and then shoot them. Better yet why didn't he use a jedi mind trick to make the troopers let them go peacefully.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              he doesn't use the force in this garbage show. only done it once when their moronic kid leia was written to jump between rooftops and almost die causing him to stop her fall

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not Boomers, Worse Gen-Xers.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Exactly, it hurts how moronic this show is

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Vader's suit is fire moronant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You really thought that quote was deep huh?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody said it was deep. It's simply his feelings as he stated them. It's pointless to act confused about a character that outright tells you what he's thinking.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're a brainlet, dude

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >deep = le good
        cringe. kys.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know, in the real canon he was training 24/7 deep in the dunes and killing thieves for fun in the mean time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But then he shouldn't have confronted Vader at all. He should've just ran away the entire time without even activating his lightsaber, which would've made for a far better scene.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how he defeat maul so expertly then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Rebels duel with Maul happens only a few years before ANH, this is almost a decade before

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's even bigger moron then because for 10 years he wasnt ready to protect luke if anything would happen, protecting him is pretty much the only goal in life he have left. turning greatest characters into depressed hobos is terrible, overused trick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just like turn on the lights lmao wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "When the time comes, he just be trained."

      Uhh, how exactly was Obi-Wan going to train Luke if he's so shitty with the Force now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so they gave him the Luke treatment
      VERY COOL

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was strong then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but he has le ptsd! who cares that it doesn’t make sense!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be war hero
      >be top 4 at worst of an elite order
      >train and beat the chosen one
      >defeat 2 sith and 1 cyborg
      >kill thousands of droids
      >counting TCW, fight a sith 100 more itmes
      >somehow become a weak, cowardly homosexual
      lmao @ disney

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tatooine really is that big of a soul-sucking shithole.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So its the las vegas of sw?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's run by gangsters who run gambling rings and is mostly endless desert as far as the eye can see. I'd say so.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This. Just look at what it did to Boba Fett.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You will have no white heros chud

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry leftypol but you failed to stop Cruise in time, it’s over

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Too gum was recorded before the new normality before corona. It won't happen again.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What about the Avatar sequels? or Jurassic Park? John Wick? Dune 2? the gay Wonka remake?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He had the hight ground back then

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He gets confused

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop it, Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan, current imperial fugitive and daughter of the emperor’s second in command.
      Why would he say that? I thought they were trying to conceal their identities.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Technically she’s not an imperial fugitive as her kidnaping was a rogue action taken by the Inquisitor and her abduction isn’t even common knowledge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That could happen. What i don't understand why he talk about being Jedi on imperial truck sitting just behind driver.

      Anyway. It is fine show. Episode 2 was weak. This wasn't that bad. I like his fight with Vader more than cgi flips in prequels. But they should imperial march song. All music in this show sounds like placeholder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that was beyond absurd. Ben Kenobi forgetting an alias name when everything is at stake..

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reducing a zen master, warrior sage who was a extraordinary member of an entire order of gifted people to this is nonsense. They couldn't even let him be a hermit raising goats and eating lizards in the desert. They had to make him a wagie working like a migrant from Guatemala.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They had to make him a wagie working like a migrant from Guatemala.
      don't pretend you don't know why

      >OMG he just like me! He works for LE EVIL BUSINESS MAN and RISE UP against EMPIRE! SO AWESOME

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's because it makes a better disguise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They just made the same exact shit as they did for Rey, even down to the "portions" bit.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Luke is coming back to the franchise
    >he's a depressed sad sack of shit with one more fight in him
    >but first he has to babysit someone

    >Kenobi is coming back to the franchise
    >he's a depressed sad sack of shit with one more good fight in him
    >but first he has to babysit someone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm starting to see a trend.

      Sadly I'm not convinced Disney can write good starwars. Mando was a fluke, carried by baby Yoda.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The true redpill is realizing that not even Mando is good. People only think it's good because Baby Yoda is cute. The show is just a series of video game cut scenes intercut with bad action sequences. Rogue 1 is the only good Disney Star Wars.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Rogue 1 is the only good Disney Star Wars.
          That movie was narm, Andor dies in a friendzone hug.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Andor dies in a friendzone hug.
            Thankfully, not everything needs romance
            They worked well enough as just two persons with similar goals sacrificing themselves

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It was in vain in the Disney canon with First Order and all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How easy the First Order fricked shhit up makes the entire OT for nothing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The show is just a series of video game cut scenes intercut with bad action sequences

          This. It's not a story or a narrative. It's a weekly cop procedural, which is totally the wrong thing to say, actually. It's just a bunch of happenings and no one knows what the frick is going on. Same with the witcher show. Remember that? me neither. All I remember is someone taking a literal womb out of a woman and some magic tower. That's it.

          These aren't stories. Stories have emotional arcs. Obi-wan is shaping up to have an emotional arc, though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the witcher was actually a good show. Why did it get canned?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hated Rogue One so much because of the weird tone and diversity group cast. The Vader scene is awesome, yes. But other than that the movie blows.

          Mando has a few really good episodes and I like the atmosphere it creates by taking its time and not having too much dialogue. It starts being very Disney shit like when they fight of the walkers in the village. Gina beating his ass also bothered me. Second season was even more hit and miss. I don't have high hopes for season 3.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I remember watching Rogue One with my Uncle who grew up loving Star Wars. I was thinking about how it was a piece of shit, at the end my Uncle was saying it was good. I don’t know how older Men can enjoy these inferior films. Same with any old zombie franchise, I feel like they feel obligated to watch it since they were there when the first movies came out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Rouge One shits on Star Wars too. Female empowerment/Fan service the movie. Frick you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They changed it up for Boba fett!
      >Boba is coming back to the franchise
      >he's a depressed sad sack of shit with one more fight in him
      >but first he needs to be babysat by someone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i never saw the boba fett show but wouldnt the obvious and best way to do a show about a bounty hunter have him actually hunting bounties with some greater overarching story unfolding over the season/show?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The fricking weird part is that they even did that already in Clone Wars with Obi Wan. It was a little cringe with all the OC injection but breaking new ground is just like that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's literally the mandalorian. Boba Fett has always been a side character and he should have stayed like that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fricking hell lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>he needs to be babysat by someone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women like depression arcs.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have you guys all forgotten that whipping out a lightsaber during the empire years gets you a VIP vist from vader? And the premise of a new hope is Vader doesn't know he's still alive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nobody tell him what happened in this "show"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's just annoying because you know what he's capable of, and every time Disney revisits and old character it's like "remember starwars? Haha it's old but look!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We saw warrior sage Jedi master Obi Wan Kenobi fighting without a lightsaber at times in the prequels. He wasn't a depressed fumbling coward. This is just counter-heroic garbage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't use my jedi mind trick or a lightsaber or otherwise I'll become a target
      >I'll openly talk about being a jedi and let myself be identified by an imperial drone

      Why not just, you know ... use a jedi mindtrick on a couple of random stormtroopers and get the frick out of there before the empire shows up in force, if ever

      He doesn't even look different, wear a disguise or ditch his jedi robes

      He even carries his lightsaber on his belt openly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vader and Obi-Wan had a fight in this same episode.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can jedi really get PTSD? What's the point of all the training

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jedi LOICENSE

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he had been a badass from the start, you whiners would all be calling him a Mary Sue. You were going to complain no matter what they did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dude the entire point of watching a Kenobi show is to see Kenobi do jedi stuff, not to see him be a depressed loser who needs to be sassed by a young kid and bodied by literally everyone he encounters.

      Even Vader couldn't stand looking at him and just walked away until Kenobi mans up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        True

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So many new people hate fun and want everything to be depressing and the characters to be down bad so they can relate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If he had been a badass from the start, you whiners would all be calling him a Mary Sue.
      Not true. He was already established as a mighty warrior and a heroic person. We saw him start as a late-stage padawan and he was a hero in multiple movies and shows. He is supposed to be highly capable in a heroic way. And I mean heroic, like how Achilles is larger than life and obviously not a normal common person. This show does not portray Obi Wan Kenobi.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if they made a show about the Siege of Troy and had Hector and Achilles bowing down and kneeling to each other in cowardice and defeat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obi wan has a very long history being wanked off as one of the best jedi ever. No one would ever call him a mary sue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obi-Wan was literally badass from the start since 1977.
      Shut the frick up, the actual fans are talking.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this. he really knows his shit and cuts off some dudes arm for fricking with him and luke at a bar. the guy in this show is not obi from the prequels and definitely not the guy from the first movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You were going to complain no matter what they did.
      The winning move was not to make the fricking show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a Jedi Master who has trained for decades, that's not what a Mary Sue is. We even saw Kenobi as an apprentice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >General Kenobi
      >Jedi Master
      >One of the few people who have BTFO'd siths
      Yeah it would be totally anti-climactic if he at least force-pushed their shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't know what a mary sue is
      kek. Top bait

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So... they want down a tunnel, that super force powerful gorilla homie finds easily, and grown b***h woman's (who's not white) turns around in said tunnel to help Obi-Wan, somehow gets out finds him and helps him easily, where gorilla homie teleports to the other end of the tunnel and catches Leia? And then, Darth Vader who just watched the force put out the fire, stands there next to the fire? And the storm troopers can't find way thru this like... 8ft long pile of fire?

    Who writes this shit? Is Disney like incapable of creating compelling scenes? Why did storm troopers even need to be there? This makes no sense.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So you people just gunna watch a show where they rape a story you care about all so you can argue on Cinemaphile with people who (pretend) to like it? Weird

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watching a show to find out if it's shit or not is not weird. If you listen to reviews tell you what to think in the age of every single show being online I think you're a brain dead moronic cuck.

      That said this show sucks and no one should watch it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >people tell you show is shit
        >watch it and its shit
        Wow so glad I'm not a sheep who listens to others

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where did Darth gorilla even come from? I hope she dies at the end of this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most likely a youngling that survived the jedi purge.
      Don't be fooled. The show is about her. She's the hero.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I clapped when I recognized that same plot from Logan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      logan is just mark millar ripping off clint eastwood movies with superheroes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and this is Logan but shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting comment, as originally wasn't James Mangold tapped to do this and Boba Fett? Probably wrote a draft subconsciously ripping himself off and they kept part of it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Lone Wolf & Cub?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Except 5 seconds later he rips them all to shreds. This was to show that Logan is being willfully weak as to not attract any attention to him and Xavier.
      Logan works because while we do see the hero getting weaker, we have glimpses of him shining through to remind us how hes still dangerous. We're at 3 episodes of Obi Wan and all we see is our hero getting his shit kicked in.
      In the end we're just tired of seeing a pathetic hero instead of going "damn, cant wait to see him lose his cool again and frick shit up".

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thats right kneel for blm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like that you immediately thought of Black Lives Matter upon seeing a white man cowering.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The stark difference between this and Mando is in the fundamental approach.

    Mando is right away shown as a capable bounty hunter who acts cool, gets the job done, takes a hit or two but overcomes and wins with style. Then the Yeed stuff is added on just to spice up the whole thing with a new dynamic.

    With Kenobi you see him at his lowest. Groveling, depressed, meek, indecisive, conflicted etc... and while that has its appeal it is really not what one wants out of a Star Wars Kenobi project. You want to see him be Kenobi doing Kenobi stuff and then maybe getting into some conflict that's hard to resolve.

    They made the same mistake with Boba. Started off with the idea that Boba is cool (in the Mando show), but quickly made him a borderline incompetent buffoon that needs to be saved constantly in his own show. And everyone hated it. He needed to be dragged to his bacta tank constantly, subplots that barely made sense for Boba's character, taking off the helmet all the time etc... you're essentially fricking up the character and messing with expectations ... in a bad way.

    Now they're doing it again with Kenobi. Same complete lack of understanding why one would even tune in to watch a Kenobi show. They think they're doing some high tier drama writing but it's coming off amateurish and unwanted. Imagine thinking Kenobi and Vader will have a first encounter after Mustafar and then it's some sand dump on some noname planet with zero effort put in it. And that's after an episode where Kenobi was struggling to catch up with baby Leia in some Coruscant knockoff. The entire thing just signals that people in charge simply don't get what made StarWars a worldwife phenomenon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mando isn't good dude.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's decent enough and you can tell that the people involved are having fun with it.
        That one episode where Mando takes his new ship out for a ride is pure soul and exactly what Star Wars needs. It's fun and has a childish sincerity about it.

        Compared to that Kenobi looks and feels as if directed and written by people who think they're too good for Star Wars.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          compare the credits on wikipedia compared to kenobi. Mando had Favreau, Waititi, Bryce Dallas Howard (?) and Filoni all adding their talent to the show. Kenobi is being directed a single person for all 6 episodes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >That one episode where Mando takes his new ship out for a ride is pure soul and exactly what Star Wars needs

          That was in an episode of Book of Boba.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Boba who? That was also Mandos show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >made him a borderline incompetent buffoon
      You mean just like how he was depicted in the OT?
      Having cool looking armour is why people originally liked him, not because he was proficient. Because he wasn't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Difference between Mando and Kenobi is that Kenobi is white. They did it with Luke, Han, and now Kenobi. The women at Disney will literally not let Star Wars ever have a strong white male hero again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        mando not white?
        >inb4 italian/israeli/med isn't white

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mando isn't good. Disney fooled you. Try to rewatch that shit from the beginning, it is terrible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Disney hags and gays are doing it on purpose you idiot. It's not incompetence, it's malice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mando is worse then this you gay. It's boring filler the series.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also, they're completely fricking up the pacing with the inquisitors. They had Kenobi fight VADER before that azn inquisitor even had one proper flex in the show.
    Makes it seem like that azn guy is a bigger deal that Vader himself since they're saving him for later.

    They should have Kenobi bumble around against him in this episode and have Vader get all pissy about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Here's what's gonna happen, it's so predictable. Obi-Wan will get his mojo back. He'll BTFO an inquisitor and then fight Vader again, this time it will be much more even.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Here's what will ACTUALLY happen.

        >Kenobi will never fight Vader again.
        >sister will fight Vader and die
        >Kenobi will fight brother and win

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't be a moron. The plot was leaked months ago. The concept art too. Vader and Kenobi will have a rematch on Mustafar.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not looking forward to how incompetently this will be directed.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              this looks 100% better than the ReAlIsTiC heavy swaying shit they've been doing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                im not a filmmaker so i cant really put my finger on why, but the disney movie sets just look like ass compared to the other 6 movies

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They had masters working on the first 6.
                The Disney flicks barely have journeymen working for them.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Based Lucas. RotS is so fricking good.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Really? That's just nostalgia bait.

            It invalidates the fight in the original trilogy. Didn't they see eachother 'for the first time again' there? But instead they had this elaborate fight and back and forth between Revenge of the Sith and that final fight?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              moronic fans will love it and eat it up so who cares.
              We're not far off from Disney remaking the OT with diverse casting and the fans allowing it to happen.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kenobi will fight against Vader and Job then sister will make up her mind in the last second and betray Vader by bailing Kenobi out and btfoing Vader with her girlpower

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this is probably what will happen, sister bailing out kenobi and getting killed by vader

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How do Luuke and bigger Luke factor into this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They had Kenobi fight VADER before that azn inquisitor even had one proper flex in the show.

      You have much to learn about predictable writing, young one. You're only taking the first few steps into a world of hacky woke bullshit, but you will learn:
      >azn Inquisitor sealed his fate by challenging Darth Shaniqua... he won't even unsheath his lightsaber before she takes him out
      >Darth Shaniqua will put Obi-Wan in his place by bitterly chastising him for not rescuing her and the younglings at the temple
      >having set the old white man right, she will then turn to the light side, because she is a strong black woman who can easily resist evil
      >she'll go toe-to-toe with Vader in the series finale so Obi-Wan can finish his series role as Leia's babysitter, taking her home to Alderaan
      >Vader will eventually defeat her, but only after a prolonged battle that will make Obi-Wan look like the punk old man he is
      >Obi-Wan will vow to get his shit together after some speech to Leia, telling her that strong women are the real light side of the force...the end

      Screencap this shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        very plausible

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yep, pretty much this.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They ripped off Vegeta, those fricks

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this alone would have solved and/or avoided every single problem in the show

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there really people that think this isn't leading up to his comeback? Do they honestly think that this is just how he is for the whole series? Have they never watched television before?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you not watch boba fett?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3 episodes out of 6 of two grown men struggling to catch a small child and obi Wan crying about how old and not him he is isn't exactly exciting tv. We're on track for him to be semi competent after episode 4 or 5 and until then deal with Darth gorilla Mary sueing her way thru issues with her Black person powers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >thanks you for serving me shit 5 times in a row now that I got a slice of cake at the end.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Are there really people that think this isn't leading up to his comeback?
      The idea that he would even need a comeback is gay moronic bullshit. That's not the character. He is a warrior monk, a contemplative knight of a spiritual order, a master of a philosophy of inner peace. He's not some goon, he is a philosopher knight. A hero. Him being reduced to this is nonsense and totally out of character. You don't know what a hero is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ, you again? Obi-Wan is a fricking hermit old man. He's a hermit for a reason: he fricked up. He puts all his bets on a whiny little twink. Don't act like he was ever a hero.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't act like he was ever a hero.

          ?t=9
          Eat shit. Kenobi was a hero and the show tears him down because the writers are pathologically opposed to portraying actual heroes. Kenobi became a hermit only to watch over Luke without drawing undue attention.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He killed Darth maul (who's stronger than 98% of force users) in three strikes as an old man, after 15 years of no Jedi training or this garbage (now including obi wan being a burn victim).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >6 episodes
      >Obi-Wan spends 3 episodes being a loser

      Utterly idiotic. He should have been a depressed, PTSD-ridden mess in the first one, then started getting back in gear in episode 2. You can't spend the whole season on broke Kenobi, it's stupid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a stupid post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's normalcy however, Star Wars has decided in recent years to "subvert" by making the male hero weak and pathetic and rather than redeem himself through strength he hands over the baton of heroism to some hole or Black person.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only the OT is canon, so no, its not the same dude.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    people are stupid. episode 7 should have been enough for you c**ts to drop star wars but you watch every single movie/tv show and complain that its shit. wtf is wrong with you?
    go out and touch grass and while your at it try to have a nice day so i dont have to see any more moronic star wars threads. goddamn c**ts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >episode 7 should have been enough for you c**ts to drop star wars
      100% true. I dropped it after 7 and then a friend got a ticket for ep 8. Went to watch that abomination and no more after that.

      SW is dead

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Jedi use the Force as a crutch.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is it with Star Wars and turning all our favourite characters into nobodies?
    They broke up Leia and Han, even though everyone wanted to see them together.
    They ruined Luke, even though everyone wanted to see him as a Jedi Master rebuilding the Order.
    Now they have ruined Obi-Wan, when, yes, he does turn into a Hermit for ANH, but that doesn't mean he is a fricking b***h about it. He still uses the force to mindtrick Stormtroopers, he fights in the bar, he trains Luke, and he duels with Vader.
    He might be weaker but he is not useless. Why have they made him useless?

    Every creative decision Disney makes is absolutely awful. They are not Star Wars fans. They don't know what Star Wars fans want.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Side Timeline.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >yfw we'll never get a Legacy adaption
        >no Darth Talon in the big screen
        DARKEST TIMELINE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking loved how she used Dun Moch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What the frick is it with Star Wars and turning all our favourite characters into nobodies?
      The writers have a pathological need to destroy the masculine hero and attempt to replace it with a poor, female facsimile. If you want heroes you need to watch foreign media.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.
        Leftist's goal is deconstruction. They aim to ruin everything we hold dear.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You’d better go do something about that. What are you going to do?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Evil cannot create, and curiously, neither can he.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >white male
      >white male
      >white male
      I’m beginning to see a pattern here. Stop watching western media, especially Disney.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's just encoring his last day in the desert performance

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pic related is obiwan KINObi
    >focused stare
    >cool as frick haircut
    >pointing at his enemies like hes telling them hes gonna come get them
    i have no idea who the sad sack of shit in this show is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alex Guiness really looks quite young there. They really did a good job on the de-aging CGI

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        whos alex

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dun goofed

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ben lost because he didn't have the high ground anymore

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YES MORE KENOBI HATE THREAD LETS GOOOOOO BRANDOON

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's all about humiliating a straight white man that white men looked up to.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The entire show is just ritualistic humiliation of beloved white man just like The Last Jedi was and frankly Ewan is a cuck for going along with it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They even got him to do racebait marketing.
      Zero credibility left.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he lost half his fortune after his divorce, he's just getting one last fat paycheck in before becoming a hermit IRL, I can't blame him what white man would want to work in hollywood with the direction they've been taking for the last half decade?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Get hope that you finally get you movie after all these years of trying
        >Bait and switch happens after you're committed.
        >If you don't, you'll never get a role in hollywood again

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all I know is the first three episodes are bad, and I highly doubt it's gonna change for the rest of the episodes.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a white male, so Disney has turned him into a piece of shit coward. Stop watching this crap.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He cut himself from the force for 10 years and it fricked him up. Without the force he is confused.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still trying to figure out what Obi-Wan was trying to do. He chose to not get away with Leia and to go meet up with Vader instead, possibly to lure him/buy Leia some time to escape, or cause he needed to confirm it's indeed Anakin ?
    But then he keeps fumbling around like he's trying to get away from him instead ?

    The whole scene felt dumb. Either run away from the get go or confront him, I don't get what they were trying to achieve there, made the character come off as really stupid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU CANT RUN OBI WAN
      *Obi wan runs off screen.. again*

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this always happen when a show comes out? Do you really need to nitpick every scene?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When disney stops "viral marketing" people will stop telling them they suck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you really think people from Disney would come here to viral market their shows?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I believe that at least one loser is paid to shill disney shows yes

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he is le broken man now, like luke, han, boba fett, et al.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICKING HATE STARWARS
    I REGRET EVER PLAYING WITH THE ACTIOIN FIGURES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I FRICKIN HATE STAR WARS
      I DONT REGRET PLAYING WITH THE ACTION FIGURES
      five minutes ago

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone from the OT and the PT is a broken, useless failure who needs to be saved by one of the hot new dynamic diverse Star Wars characters invented by Kathleen and her cat ladies. Get with the times bro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hello? sexist racist police? Where are the pajeet men? I thought we were about affirmative action

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The one on the left above Kathleen is alright, but her huge teeth kinda frick it up

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You think prime Obi Wan would ever run from Anakin? When he gets his powers back he fights confident like in ANH.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's not trying to draw attention

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GOOLD?!

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kenobi is now almost powerless but he should still be training ‘cos the Jedi ain’t defeated they are playing the long game, and he is supposed to mop the floor with mail in a few years, and hold his own against Vader, ffs Yoda gave him homework the last time they saw each other.
    >Leia is as intelligent as an adult and then she demands that a Jedi proves her powers to her in a public space you know just so they can get caught easily.
    >the third sister being able to use mind read
    >the third sister can teleport
    >kenobi getting a lot of money worth of drugs for free from a dealer as a plot device for later when he could have used sleigh of hand while crossing the drug lab instead.
    >a guy easy as frick to find cosplaying as a Jedi is alive and free
    >Organa breaks radio silence and even goes to fricking tattooine, an imperial senator goes to tattooine, as if that isn’t gonna draw some attention, even if he does undercover.
    >the grand inquisitor’s makeup
    >the grand inquisitor’s death
    >we could’ve had a lightsaber fight in which Kenobi cuts the sister’s hand knocks her out and is the one to kill the Grand Inquisitor, then the sister would be angry AF and more motivated to get Kenobi. Like the inquisitors are supposed to be on par with an overtrained padawan and his apprentice, not the council member that took out Grievous and Vader at the peak of his power.
    >Kenobi doesn’t get a private ship to rescue Leía and has to use public transport… while saving a senator’s daughter, if he went to Tattooine lend him a ship or money to buy one at Moss Eisley (don’t tell me he wouldn’t have some undeclared money he intends to fund the rebellion that’s BS). Fast forward a bit and indeed trapped when they close the bus line.
    >the automated “only cargo” ships have a pressurised crew compartment for reasons, and the inquisitors don’t look at the manifest or whatever to intercept the ship at transit or destination,

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That’s Disney.

    Thank goodness there’s a super believable, stronk, and not intimidating to unattractive female shitskins, woke, Koko the gorilless to show us all who the real showrunner is.
    Dare I say le brave, hmm? And le powerful?

    At this point I actually feel bad for the unyielding disney wars fans that are forced to pretend it’s not complete and utter trash.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This is the same guy that jumped in the middle of a droid army, challenged Grievous to a duel and won. Now he's cowering before 3 stormtroopers and needs to be saved a chick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would do the same thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vader didn't expect this move from Obi-Wan and thought, "What the frick?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is legitimately the only good scene in the episode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was kinda funny and may have been a JoJo reference.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vader's actual face under the mask.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What video game is this from?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So he just sits on a throne or is inside a bacta tank all day?
      I always thought he spent most his time on some star destroyer helping enforce Imperial power throughout the galaxy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Warwick Davis playing Vader?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously is this from that crappy vr Vader game or from Kenobi?

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the end, Obi Wan will still be alive thanks to a black women who saved his life and by this extent, the galaxy as a whole because without her, Luke would never become a Jedi
    And that's how you rewrite a legend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That was impossible shot though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God damn, that shit must be infuriating to Star Wars fans. It's so blatantly obvious they're just trying to ruin it for them out of spite.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          True, but Lucas started it all, israelitesney is just natural progression.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lucas made moronic changes, yidsney makes malicious changes

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lucas is plenty malicious himself in holding back the unsullied versions of the OT.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The rights and payouts for the original prints are ambiguous, and leave the possiblity for law suits. It's why 4k unofficial remasters don't get sued into oblivion, as it's the only way they could come out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >literally all that had to happen was Galen Erso send a message to the rebels or even to Jyn saying "fire a proton torpedo down the equatorial thermal exhaust port to destroy the station"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kyle Katarn did all the work that mattered. Then Jyn swooped in and edited the wiki to make it look like she did it.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    obiwan being depressed is the least of the show's issues
    you're just stupid mate

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Episode 3 obi wan would have waxed any version of vader too

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >its a heritage white male character is humbled and behaves kind of cowardly - episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i cant wait until iran nukes israel

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Cinemaphile got mad when stormtroopers were just mindless mooks who get slaughtered?

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the master."
    For this line to make sense, Obi Wan will have to get his mojo back before the show ends.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's because women are better than men at everything! Estrogen gives everything men have and turbo-charges it! Never mind that women lose at any sport where a she-man competes in. Girls are better!

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eh that's explained by him not being in touch with the force. There's bigger problems with the show than this

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They nerfed him for woke white male reasons

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine still caring about Soi Wars in 2022

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I understood that reference.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder who wrote this shit?

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PUTO

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First 2 episodes actually looked kind of promising

    This episode was absolute dogshit

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, he's been cutting meat for ten years, given that what the show told us so far has been his life for that ten years he's been away.

    He's been cutting meat in a desert without his force-sensitive nurturing environment he normally has in the Jedi temple.

    The man went from being in an MMA gym 24/7 and training his ass and mind off, to living with a bunch of crack addicts in a run down crackhouse.

    of course the man isn't going to be in shape. Cut him some slack.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ...and this guy defends this show when he and his character are on fully display being humiliated in every single episode. That paycheck he gets must be fricking hefty.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all these people complaining about the humiliation of their white male hero
    >... who mutliated and humiliated his white male friend and left him to a horrible fate
    >to say nothing of the fact that the Jedi bought Anakin as a slave on the off chance he’d fulfill their prophecy, but didn’t bother to buy his mother
    >forbade him from having a girlfriend
    >lol non-attachment
    Idk gays, I’m rooting for Vader on this one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but didn’t bother to buy his mother
      If they freed his mother they should have freed every slave on Tatooine and the whole galaxy

      Also Shmi would never have been safe even if they put her on Coruscant, Palpatine would just have her killed to push Anakin to the dark side

      >forbade him from having a girlfriend
      >lol non-attachment
      It worked well for the thousands of other Jedi, just not for the one that the most powerful Sith in history noticed and wanted to manipulate into being his apprentice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People like you deserve Disney’s Star Wars

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure what my post about the prequels has to do with me liking Disney Star Wars. Care to explain what your le epic statement means?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They are Lucas cultist zoomers, herded by a youtuber named Star Wars Theory. They idolize Lucas and the prequels to the point of even disparaging the OT, It's quite hilarious and baffling. Oh and of course their arch nemesis is Plinkett whom they blame for turning people against the prequels. They're nuts.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              nta, not even a star wars fan, but I can understand millenials who grew up with the prequels when they were babies being told by boomer homosexuals that their childhood movies were garbage being salty. In fact that would be perfectly rational, if a generation of “adults” kept shitting on the things made for children, that the children would grow up to hate those adults.
              That’s completely reasonable. Not that I care

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks Mike.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rent free. You want some pizza rolls?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wanna crawl outta your bottle?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >If they freed his mother they should have freed every slave on Tatooine and the whole galaxy
        ...yeah they should have lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no but like, non-attachment or something!
          the Jedi are infallible good guys, and my ego is dependent on this fact, so don’t you dare upset me or I’ll cry!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The frick are you talking about? The fact that the Jedi don't start a galaxy wide war to free every slave shows that they aren't infallible good guys.

            The person you quoted want them going around freeing billions of slaves as if they were infallible good guys.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Noooo! My fantasy is that the Jedi are full of my precious white male heroes who dindu like Windu and are BASED and can never be shown in an unflattering light! That’s why this Obi-shit-show is making me piss my pants, because my BADASS wisecracking hero from the Original Trilogy (the prequels suck bantha poodoo, btw, these are NOT movies for KIDS) can’t be shown in an unflattering light? From a certain point of view, Obi-Wan is an infallable character, and this is all just Hollywood DEMORALIZATION of WHITE MEN, unlike my favorite movie in the series Empire Strikes Back where Luke gets circumcised by his Darth Dad and cucked: that’s the kind of uplifting WHITE MALE cinema Hollywood will never make again because it’s full of israeliteS

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KK and Hollywood are trying to demoralize us. Stay and angry and stay active. They did this shit with Luke and they're doing it again.

    For frick's sake we need to stop talking about this shit and actually do something about it. BLM didn't sit on it's ass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This is the same guy that jumped in the middle of a droid army, challenged Grievous to a duel and won. Now he's cowering before 3 stormtroopers and needs to be saved a chick.

    Yes, the idea behind "drama" is that characters go through changes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can have him change without becoming a totally helpless weakling. Yoda gave him force training to do for homework and Obi-Wan seemed eager and excited in ROTS to learn how to contact Qui-Gon. That's not how someone who would soon give up totally on the Force would act

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are men even watching this when Disney and Hollywood constantly shit on us? Why consume a product that is designed to demoralize us? Show some self-control and stop watching this shit.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    women and leftists ruin everything, this is just the beginning

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      George Lucas is a leftist.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        George Lucas ruined Star Wars with the prequels.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Irving Kirshner who directed (You)r favorite Star Wars movie is israeli.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A israelite in Hollywood? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Even israelites back then needed to have some skill or vision. israelites like JJ Abrams are just shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and he ruined star wars

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He created Star Wars, and his origins are decidedly left wing and pagan.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did Obi Wan stand toe to toe with Vader in ANH?

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh honey white males can't be shown as brave and strong anymore, we know better now they just stole that from proud women of color

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just White males, every race of men is getting shit on in different ways and we all need to stop consuming this shit entirely.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haha, the fanbase deserves this burial for shitting on George all those years.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's called aging dummy.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hate this new filmmaking trend
    >oh no muh heckin trauma is OK to be weak its OK to suck
    shut the FRICK UP
    get yourself together
    lefty media wants everyone to be WEAK so we can be easily controlled
    >look at your heros... theyre WEAK now lmao you be too!!@
    shut the FRICK UP

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing wrong with the "broken hero" trope. Obi-Wan lost literally everything and everyone. It is the writing that is bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Obi-Wan lost literally everything and everyone.
      Yoda literally gives him a goal of talking to his old master from beyond the grave.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But Qui-Gon doesn't answer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hate that book.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Probably because Obi-Wan shut himself off from the fricking Force for 10 years until brave women of color and little girls inspire him to reconnect to it and do what Yoda told him to do.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vader Sama, i kneel.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The more Rat Wars we get, the less dumb Luuke is. I revel in it.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are taking it a bit far. I would have preferred him to be rusty and not so much out of it all together

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >STAH WAHS

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    please stay in your containment thread

    [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut-up spacer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      contain deez nuts in your mouf lmao

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when actual fan films and edits are better than "official" releases

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats what happens when you love the subject matter and put your care and creativity into it, instead of just making characters talking heads for your diversity lecturing

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His pistol is in the secret jedi firing position in your pic he was about to handle biz.
    Are you moronic?

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did Darth Vader teleport around and appear in front of Obi Wan who was running (something Darth Vader cannot do)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >something Darth Vader cannot do
      Wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *teleports infront of you*

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else thought the scene with the fire was kinda strangely written?

    >Haha, let me levitate and force choke you from 20m away and after I've dragged you through a fire that I ignited for a bit, I'll blow it out again with the force while I fling you away like the rag doll that you are.
    >Oh no! Someone ignited the fire again! Now I must stand by in helpless silent anger as I watch a luggage droid haul Obi Wan away at a snail's pace. For some reason, I can't suspend him in the air anymore, like I did a minute earlier. Blowing the fire out with the force seems also beyond me now. Why oh why couldn't I be the me from 5 minutes ago? On top of that, this pretty locally contained looking fire can't be circled around by my Storm Troopers and they can't even open fire at the droid through that wall of fire. Curse my bad luck, now that I've found Obi Wan Kenobi after all these years!

    I won't even go into how borderline moronic Ben was written this episode, with messing up Leia's fake name in front of Troopers, or how he surrendered to 3 Storm Troopers, after having just killed 5 at the outpost.
    The series has some nice things in it, but it's marred by some pretty poor writing or directing choices every once in a while.

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