People who've had sex aren't sat there dying to see actors pretend to have sex. Rewinding Hollywood sex scenes with your dick in your hand is one of the most permavirgin things you can do.
Friendly reminder that your mommy can smell your semen in your room.
Hobbits are supposed to be cute. They are literally western fantasy rabbit people. Western fantasy is just more subtle about it and it‘s fashionable not to make humanoid fantasy creatures cute.
So walk around with their dirty bare feet everywhere, instead of having paw-like feet. Their pointy ears are always hidden behind a full head of hair and barely elongated, because that would be silly. And on a birthday some fat farmer put his stinky feet right in the camera, because lol everyone is nasty and stinky. Can‘t have actually cute halflings, please this is serious western fantasy, even though the Dark Lord was defeated by a literal bunny-person.
Here's the twist: We show it. All. Full penetration. And I mean really graphic stuff. Whenever Sam isn't gardening he's going to town on Rosie's hairy little body. Then he goes back out to do some more gardening.
Gardening, penetration.
Gardening, penetration.
Gardening, penetration.
Gardening, penetration.
Until the 6 hour extended version just sort of... ends.
i thought coombrain was the buzzword for you lust addled freaks
It's been used in the context I said quite recently post-coomer, just like it's being used OP to describe those who would want a simple sex scene. You can stop acting stupid now, it's not entertaining and you're not witty.
The only people who are uncomfortable with sex/nudity in film are 1. Literal children 2. Christcucks 3. Incels seething when they see what they can't have.
Everyone on the internet is a larper of some sort. People with real lives and actual values they cultivated through their own personal experiences don't spend all day on the internet arguing about their theories about how the world and human interaction works.
Sex scenes just don't add anything to the movie other than erotic visual stimulation.
They're like an action scene where you get stimulated by watching cool shit blow up.
It can sometimes add weight to a movie, like if its about war or some cataclysmic event, but usually its just an easy way to keep the viewer engaged.
With sex scenes, there's pretty much no scenario where it adds anything to the storytelling other than erotic stimulation for the viewer similar to pornography,
which is often so obvious that it almost breaks the 4th wall and destroys immersion.
pfft. Believe me, I would have my ass in that theater seat for 20 showings if I got to see Rosie getting The Shire Stick. Who cares about how it affected the story.
Don't care about your prude shit, beautiful women are beautiful and I like seeing beautiful things in movies. You want to see boring ugly shit go look in a mirror
Aren't Hobbits supposed to brown or dark haired? Then Sam used the Lothlorien fertilizer to replenish the trees of the Shire and afterwards there were golden haired Hobbits being born. Probably because the food being grown in the soil mixed with the Lothlorien fertilizer and the animals eating vegetation from the plants grown in the Lothlorien fertilizer got the Elvish genetics into the Hobbits somehow.
stork
OP confirmed virgin
People who've had sex aren't sat there dying to see actors pretend to have sex. Rewinding Hollywood sex scenes with your dick in your hand is one of the most permavirgin things you can do.
Friendly reminder that your mommy can smell your semen in your room.
>he dosen't want a full on nasty sex scene on screen
holy mother of homosexualry
The problem is that 99% of those scenes in movies and shows are just softcore shit not worth watching.
this. you either gotta be that guy or-or not be that guy.
imagine sam's hairy hobbit balls plapping her taint while she has her stinky hobbit feet up in the air
Hobbits are supposed to be cute. They are literally western fantasy rabbit people. Western fantasy is just more subtle about it and it‘s fashionable not to make humanoid fantasy creatures cute.
So walk around with their dirty bare feet everywhere, instead of having paw-like feet. Their pointy ears are always hidden behind a full head of hair and barely elongated, because that would be silly. And on a birthday some fat farmer put his stinky feet right in the camera, because lol everyone is nasty and stinky. Can‘t have actually cute halflings, please this is serious western fantasy, even though the Dark Lord was defeated by a literal bunny-person.
Ok autist
if they actually were bunny people it would only serve to improve the story
STANDING HERE
I REALIZE
but they already did and it's called Watership Down.
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
They aren’t rabbits, they’re rural Englishmen you moron
cute rural englishmen
Imagine how short but thick hobbit wieners are. I don't think it was ever alluded to in the books but I imagine it to be true.
Here's the twist: We show it. All. Full penetration. And I mean really graphic stuff. Whenever Sam isn't gardening he's going to town on Rosie's hairy little body. Then he goes back out to do some more gardening.
Gardening, penetration.
Gardening, penetration.
Gardening, penetration.
Gardening, penetration.
Until the 6 hour extended version just sort of... ends.
>stinky hobbit feet
MAKE BREAKFAST MAKE BREAKFAST MAKE BREAKFAST
Imagine fricking Sam lol ewwwww
>imagine
Her clit/taint/brown area p0wn'd his Hobbit dick
he is so vile
Wholesome thread OP
For those who don't use twitter "Porn Addict" is the new buzzword btw when you post girls in bikinis and softcore stuff like that
seething porncuck
>newbie thinks that porn addiction is a new buzzword
It's not like the word "coomer" has been around for years.
It's been used in the context I said quite recently post-coomer, just like it's being used OP to describe those who would want a simple sex scene. You can stop acting stupid now, it's not entertaining and you're not witty.
no reason to be mad, porn addict
>Calls someone a newbie
>Thinks "coomer" is an old term
Isn't it bedtime, junior?
Never said it was an old term, just that it's been used for years.
By election tourists and newbies
It literally did not exist until a few years ago, and was pushed largely by discord homosexuals and redditors.
You would know, troony
All memes post 2012 have been extremely forced.
i thought coombrain was the buzzword for you lust addled freaks
Can't tell that's coming from trad larpers or tumblr feminists
women wont watch your movie if there's not a sex scene in it
sex is a psyop made by normalgays
The only people who are uncomfortable with sex/nudity in film are 1. Literal children 2. Christcucks 3. Incels seething when they see what they can't have.
4. Me when I'm watching a movie with my parents
>with my parents
You're one of the previously 3 or underaged.
TRUE ACTUALLY
the only correct way to suggest two characters had sex during a story is to have a scene where CRUST is broken
Finally, a true patrician
>1 sex = 1 baby
Excited to start high school next year, OP?
>he doesnt bang his wife only during her ovulation day to reproduce
Ngmi
>moralgays on 4chin
Turin fricked his sister in Silmarillion btw
In their defense, neither one knew they were siblings at that time.
Everyone on the internet is a larper of some sort. People with real lives and actual values they cultivated through their own personal experiences don't spend all day on the internet arguing about their theories about how the world and human interaction works.
I'm going to kill myself
Isn't this too much for the zoomie brain though? They don't want romance in their stories at all unless it's full blown gayBlack folkex.
Sex scenes just don't add anything to the movie other than erotic visual stimulation.
They're like an action scene where you get stimulated by watching cool shit blow up.
It can sometimes add weight to a movie, like if its about war or some cataclysmic event, but usually its just an easy way to keep the viewer engaged.
With sex scenes, there's pretty much no scenario where it adds anything to the storytelling other than erotic stimulation for the viewer similar to pornography,
which is often so obvious that it almost breaks the 4th wall and destroys immersion.
pfft. Believe me, I would have my ass in that theater seat for 20 showings if I got to see Rosie getting The Shire Stick. Who cares about how it affected the story.
just watch some rule 34 porn of it then
based. i can tolerate scenes where they suggestively enter the apartment together and then cut
>Sam and Rosie with her children on their wedding day
it's their Second Wedding
>full penetration
Rosie got her petals plucked by a hair-footed halfling otherwise known as Samwise. Hottest hobbit in the Shire.
FYI, this wasn't enough for GRRM, and he said Middle- Earth was an incomplete world because you didn't see Sam nail Rossie Cotton's hobbit hole.
Those kids could be cuckspawns, though.
no, the simarillion clearly describes the sperm leaving sam's potato into his wife and fertilizing the egg
That was the appendices you fool
Actually Tolkien changed his mind about that on his deathbed (1973 Letters #372/14 62-89).
zoomers are gay and hate breasts
Don't care about your prude shit, beautiful women are beautiful and I like seeing beautiful things in movies. You want to see boring ugly shit go look in a mirror
Frank Frazetta drew cuckold porn.
You sure know a lot about cuck porn
Prove me wrong.
mfw no amazon wildchild tomboy gf ;_;
Frazetta’s QT daughters (grand daughters) are my dream women. I just want to draw QTs and have my family post them online for me
They hated him because he told the truth.
Aren't Hobbits supposed to brown or dark haired? Then Sam used the Lothlorien fertilizer to replenish the trees of the Shire and afterwards there were golden haired Hobbits being born. Probably because the food being grown in the soil mixed with the Lothlorien fertilizer and the animals eating vegetation from the plants grown in the Lothlorien fertilizer got the Elvish genetics into the Hobbits somehow.
the drapes don't match the carpet
I don't want a family i just want to coom In girls and on them. I don't want to be married either as I've only ever seen them decay into resentment
have sex
i wish they gave rosie more agency
People can have sex, anon. It is expected. Showing kids is meant to show he had kids. Happily ever after.
Have sex.
So how was The Terminator supposed to do that?
or kissing when there are fireworks.