This is unironically kino

Your brains have Overdosed on dopamine.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know if i would call it kino, but i enjoyed it for what it was

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexuals

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well yes, but thats beside the point

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LITERALLY nothing happens

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's good about it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sort of captures that feeling of being five years old and waking up and going downstairs at 3 AM to get a glass of milk with all the lights off.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and that’s about where it both starts and ends as far as what you’re in for with this one and I didn’t even necessarily dislike it, I thought it was decent for what it was but goddamn is this movie polarizing. People seem to either love it and think it’s super deep and profound or absolutely despise it and think it’s a huge piece of shit and a complete waste of time, I feel like the only person who thought it was just pretty alright

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No one says it is profound. Cinema can simply be about establishing moods without the need for plot. It is actually quite simple.

          The divisive nature is due to people either having the vibe I described, or not having it. There is little middle ground there. The movie either succeeded in triggering that vibe,or failed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No one says it is profound
            Except they do. Maybe you haven’t seen it but people have written entire essays on how the entire movie is some sort of allegory for systemic child abuse and all sorts of pseud shit like that. Just because you haven’t had the displeasure of reading some of these reviews by people whose heads are so far up their own ass they think everything is drenched in symbolism and they’re the only genius who can see it doesn’t mean they’re not out there by the plenty.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah because my memories of the dark in my house are excessively grainy views of walls and corners and I couldnt hear anything and subtitles popped into my vision. ah just like back home

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is unironically the worst movie I've ever seen. And I usually love experimental horror.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think people have ever actually talked about what happened in the movie, just what vibes they got.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the first hour or so where the kids explore the house a bit while spooky shit happens but the next two hours of literally nothing leading up to the schizo nonesense at the end bored me

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been 30-45 minutes long. It did not have enough content or plot to drag on as long as it did.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did a short film called Heck that's exactly that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the first hour or so where the kids explore the house a bit while spooky shit happens but the next two hours of literally nothing leading up to the schizo nonesense at the end bored me

      This, as the anon who has sort of a lukewarm opinion on the movie, it took me three nights to finally finish it because it dragged on so monotonously that I kept falling asleep

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >silence.................... LOUD NOISE
    Isn't this precicely what appeal to zoomers?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Awesome concept, but the execution fricking sucked. Jump scares sucked and and the "creepy faces" just looked like Photoshop shit.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scared the shit out of me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pure trash. I can make a better movie than this on my iPhone in like 10 minutes.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was it really just a head injury dream the whole time? If so, I’m removing it from my kino self.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I engaged with this movie at the level it wanted me to (no lights, zero distractions etc) and overall the movie "worked" on me but it's also a slog at the same time.
    The changes I'd make are admittedly Hollywood bullshit but then again it'd actually have a plot and progression so who's to say what's better

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i never watched this because i know it would keep me up at night for months

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      quuer

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    trash.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is that a blurry closeup of a wall and some base board?!
    >I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its good as an experience but debateably not good as a movie with a plot you have to have patience and take it for what it is

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