This is unironically one of the best action movies in recent memory. frick john wick btw.

This is unironically one of the best action movies in recent memory.

frick john wick btw.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE A
    HEARTBREAKER
    DREAM MAKER
    LOVE TAKER DON'T YOU MESS AROUND WITH ME

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >frick john wick
    Nobody was enjoyable but the first John Wick is way better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      John Wick was good, but Nobody had much more fun, chaotic energy to it.
      Bullet Train is great, too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fair enough. I liked Bullet Train too.
        Have you seen Hardcore Henry?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Have you seen Hardcore Henry?
          I have not. One of the things I like most about Nobody and Bullet Train is the fact that they're both really goofy and silly. Is Hardcore Henry the same?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's pretty silly. It's also entirely in first person POV which is fun. It's by the director of Nobody.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough. I liked Bullet Train too.
            Have you seen Hardcore Henry?

            John Wick was good, but Nobody had much more fun, chaotic energy to it.
            Bullet Train is great, too.

            >frick john wick
            Nobody was enjoyable but the first John Wick is way better.

            get a room gays

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >why the frick are people discussing movies on the television and film board

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bro, chill

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah how dare you not insult each other

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                relax

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I recommend Hardcore Henry for the experience.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't like Hardcore Henry for the ridiculously small cast. There's like 3 named characters in the whole thing

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Low budget.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't mean I have to like it

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit. Wick sucks after 2, although I like Asian fan assassin. But Wick is always better because they have legit stuntwork in wick and bullshit gotcha choreography in Nobody.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saul is more believable than Neo as as an everyman getting pulled back into the criminal underworld despite his sincerest intentions to remain a good citizen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      John wasnt an everyman, moron. He was the best of the best of the best, sir

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sincerest intentions to remain a good citizen.
      Which movies did you watch?
      Nobody - Savagely assaults and nearly kills an entire crew of thugs for aggressively hitting on a woman
      John Wick - Kills literally the entire Russian mob over a stolen car and a dead dog

      Both could have avoided their predicaments if they were sincere about being law abiders

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sincerest intentions to remain a good citizen.
      Which movies did you watch?
      Nobody - Savagely assaults and nearly kills an entire crew of thugs for aggressively hitting on a woman
      John Wick - Kills literally the entire Russian mob over a stolen car and a dead dog

      Both could have avoided their predicaments if they were sincere about being law abiders

      should be noted wick didn't care about going straight for moral reasons but because of his wife
      her dying and then them killing the dog that would've served as a final connection to her destroyed any reason for him not to kill em all

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing that has 'omg le tv actor from the popular show we should watch this' can be good

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it uses the same choreography prioneered by 8711 action design that ruined every action movie since john wick came out

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the ending kind of sucks because i don't want the protagonist having help from friends
    i want him to kill everybody by himself
    that's what i expect when i watch a one-man army movie
    in one-man army movies in the past, all the friends would die leaving the one man army the sole survivor
    this is the case with most bruce lee films

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everybody
      you just don't get it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ending sucked because it got a bit to cartoony with everyone joining in and him using a claymore riot shield to blow up the bad guy, good movie overall.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this reddit movie was better than that other reddit movie!
    Yawn

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was bad. I liked the first half mostly, the exposition dump was awful though, and the finale was just really lame and unexciting.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >old guy is a super bad ass ex special forces murder machine

    so tired of this crap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not! That shit is my jam. You forgot to mention that you were trans, btw!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That fight scene on the bus was fricking awesome.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was this supposed to be a comedy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >frick john wick, this john wick ripoff though? Kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hcFepXU.jpg

      This is unironically one of the best action movies in recent memory.

      frick john wick btw.

      nobody and john wick 1-3 were written by the same person..

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the bus scene is the only good scene from nobody
    the club scene is the only good scene in john wick

    The other parts are kind of mediocre

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody is just a less ambitious, less confident John Wick.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slow motion action scene with cheesy song playing in the background

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah man, Russians in the inner cities of America are the ones terrorizing bus riders...
    L M A O

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, this was what pissed me off from the John Wick 1 and Nobody movies. You need an excuse to show grotesque violence on screen without feeling guilty. So it's always, either WW2 or muh scary easter europeans because god forbid we go after the cartels or the triads. After the Soprannos making the mob a threat in 2023 will break the suspension of disbelief.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you fricking dumbasses even aware that both John Wick AND Nobody were written by the same guy?

    Derek Kolstad wrote both, morons.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just watched this a few mins ago. it was enjoyable up to the bus scene, but everything after got too goofy imo. problem is the main actor is not believable or funny enough to pull it off. he ain't no statham, or mel gibson. yeah the joke is that he looks inconspicuous but that wasn't it.

    before that i watched extraction 2 which is actually a contender for best recent action movie. any other new action kinos you recommend brehs?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    marathoned it with my m8 on discord and yeah we liked it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did you guys jerk off while on discord together

      give us the deets anon

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was like they said "how can we make John Wick even more Reddit?"

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally just John Wick with double the reddit humor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's John Wick mixed with The Accountant

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was alright. The father pretending to be asleep and then blast the guy was funny.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No it's not. It has the boomer henchman killer as a gag and has the random ruskie which is boring compared to other ruskies like the ruskie from the first Equalizer. Plus lol at Saul Goodman being an action man beating up baddies, he doesn't have the build or movement for it at all.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey David I'm a big movie star now! I'm a very serious man too, fighting Drumpf and the GOP (they're evil racists who want to come into your bedroom and tell you how to frick)!!!
    I see your free comedy special that obliterate dirty damn republicans and christians is a hit on youtube! 200k views! That's almost a million. Congrats David!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      David Crosses comedy back then was so fricking bitter, that dude must have a baby dick along with his baldness. Serious 13 year mad at the world garbage. He was funny in Arrested Development though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I only knew him from AD and Mr Show. Then I listened to his interviews and he's the typical California libshit. I think he's bitter because he's a "never was". He parrots all the talking points, he had some good shows but he's never made it to the inner circle so to speak.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >movie is a 6/10 save for that one scene
    any other cases like this? https://youtu.be/_2un1aU7mT0

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its written by the guy who writes John wick

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The wife was definitely cheating on him.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The second half loses a lot of its charm and turns generic

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