This is walking a very fine line between spooky and simply goofy, and honestly it comes down on the goofy side a lot

This is walking a very fine line between spooky and simply goofy, and honestly it comes down on the goofy side a lot

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The attempt at viral marketing this piece of shit is one of the cringiest things I've seen since the IT marketing with the clowns

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In watching a camrip atm. Not the ideal way to watch horror maybe but I usually can get into it. The movie is well done and everything but this smile thing is just kind of not scary. It sort of looks dumb

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the movie is well done
        >people have unnatural smiles

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean overall it's well done. Some horror movies really dont bother to make an effort with characters, writing, etc. This one is fine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Worst viral marketing is those fricking Cinderella flash mobs

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How about you spoiler that shit you fricking butthole I dont get off work for another three hours and I had been looking foward to this all week. Seriously, frick you. I bet you thought you'd be all hip and with it and talk about it with your Cinemaphile bros. You ruined my fricking evening you neet piece of shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What spoiler kek I literally didn't say anything about the plot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you for spoiling this podcast you b***h

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are you some kind of bot?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You wanna frickin fight homosexual?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not particularly. Your posts are just bewildering

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't there a movie like this literally just six years ago? By Blumhouse? Where a demon possessed people into playing I Dare You shit to kill them and they all had creepy ass smiles when they did? Not to mention that stupid fricking Netflix film where the world ends because if people see some light they go crazy and kill themselves? It's like no original ideas for films any more.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This one reminds me structurally of the Ring and It Follows. Though those are both way better than this

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fell asleep in the theater but woke up for the ending and enjoyed how the creature/curse won and this stupid story will keep going

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I walked out when I saw the old lady was fricking A-Train from the Boys

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yawn when i saw the trailer i knew thats all best bit there it is and kwab

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dead cat scene was kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Logically there was no way to escape the curse unless she followed the black guys advice. The cop in the end was fricked over, not sure how he found her at some remote innawoods house anyway.

      The cat was the best twist and really catches you off guard. Very sinister...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Not sure how he found her
        Did you miss the slow pan down to Checkov's iPhone when she entered the house?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this was better than it had any right to be solid 7/10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its definitely getting spookier as it goes on. That very first scene when her patient kills herself was just not effective but these later ones are better

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Lead's black fiancé is an irredeemable butthole
    >She goes on to seek comfort in white cop friend
    >The same white cop who the nigress receptionist hits on
    >The only other black man in the film is in prison for murder
    Yep, I'm thinking "based"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The cop is literally the only character who isnt insufferable lol

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok the therapist "almost time rose" scene went right back to being extremely goofy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The voice effect was unnecessary and tryhard. She might as well have said "Your mother sucks wieners in hell"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously. If she just slowly climbed forward that could have maybe worked. There is a good Twin Peaks scene that has a simialr sequence

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well the ending scene was pretty much awful. Not going to be recommending this one to anybody

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun. The end was the best part.

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