this is what Star Wars used to be about
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You don’t like Kenobi?
>When I left you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.
>I sense something .. a presence I’ve not felt since … last Tuesday …
If we're cherry picking lines how about
>>Obi-Wan once thought as you did
When did Obi-Wan ever try to turn Anakin back to the light side?
What in the hell do you think Obi Wan was doing during that fight scene at the end of Revenge of the Sith?
Brutally maiming and burning him alive.
He went to lethal force pretty fricking quickly. A far cry from Luke.
When he tried to reason with him on Mustafar right till the "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy!" line
While we're at it
>storm troopers can't traverse small hills if there's fire nearby
>lasers can't shoot through fire
>Jedi master forgets or refuses to use the force in the presence of the guy he's scared of alerting by using the force
I sincerely cannot fricking believe how bad this shit is. Just finished part III of Obi-Wan and had to come here.
Mando S1 n' 2 were good... so wtf, Disney's not even fricking trying.
I guess they don't have to put any effort into it if they just hire minorities and then call everyone racist if they rightly point out how shit it all is.
>I guess they don't have to put any effort into it if they just hire minorities and then call everyone racist if they rightly point out how shit it all is.
That, and the execs probably think Star Wars as a franchise is just too big to fail.
Considering the mindset of your average normie consooooomer, they are probably right.
>Considering the mindset of your average normie consooooomer, they are probably right.
...that's the scariest shit of all
It’s all hook and sinker. They tried slightly harder with Mandalorian and threw a large budget at it. BOBF and Kenobi look cheap as hell because they know they can get away with it because they hooked people from Mando
Yeah, Mando was the first live-action show, so they had to convince people that star wars can be good again.
They'll probably keep working slightly higher on future seasons of Mando to keep people hooked, while everything else will keep being shit.
>mando s1 'n 2 were good
mmm yes shit in my mouth disney i love it
why do people drink beer? it tastes like shit. it's weird people go through the effort of pretending itt tastes good to look cool
beer is the only alcoholic drink that actually tastes good
Holy pleb. Wine tastes much better, so does Rum, Gin or even Vodka.
probably because its cheap
I think sake tastes the best, and its still pretty cheap
You only think that because you're a weeb.
Not really, I just like the flavor of that more than any other alcoholic drink I’ve ever had.
Can we stop pretending now?
It tastes good. Why do people drink soda? It tastes like pure sugar
Beer is great. I've been sober for about four months now and why past the miss it stage I would say I'd appreciate one.
Recommend some good beers. So far the one I've liked best is Asahi.
Steel Reserve
Jesus, those are some big fricking gulps.
Glad I'm not THAT far gone, but I'm sure I'm on my way there.
It's an acquired taste, at first it tastes like shit but once you learn to appreciate it, it does taste good. Plus you know it gets you drunk which helps.
>it tastes like shit
Many people say the same shit about plain black coffee, but I enjoy its taste as much as I enjoy beer.
I also hate everything sweet except for honey.
Someone likes something I dont
Frick off homosexual
>it tastes like shit
True, but you're probably thinking of cheap supermarket beer. That usually tastes like piss.
Traditional european craft beer can be genuinely excellent. And it's not "acquired taste" like others claim, you like it from the first sip. Even if you hate beer.
t. always hated beer until I tried a 15$ pint on a Berlin pub
>always hated beer until I tried a 15$ pint on a Berlin pub
Why would you order a $15 beer if you hated every one your tried? moron logic.
A friend I was with paid for it, he really wanted me to try it
The expected correlation between price and quality is moron logic?
I don't like the taste of beer but you're a fricking idiot.
I don't like cantaloupes either, but somebody out there likes that shit.
There's a hundred different types of beer (not brands) so find one you like. Light or dark, sweet or bitter, all kind of flavours. Stouts, lagers, saisons, pilsners, IPAs, blondes, ales, trappists, bitters, etc.
If you've only ever tried stuff like Budweiser or Coors, no wonder you hate it. I love beer but even I won't drink that piss. Most American beer is disgusting. Try European.
>why doesn’t beer taste like my double choco Frappuccino?
So why didn't he become a megastar?
It wasn't the car crash - Hamill has repeatedly stated that the accident was hyped up and while he has some small scars, that wouldn't of jeopardized his career.
It wasn't the typecast. Filmmakers would scramble to put Luke Skywalker in their film, simply to say Luke Skywalker was in their film.
It wasn't his acting ability. Mark is a strong actor that fulfilled all the requirements of a role. His character is very one-sided and the dialogue itself is kinda lame, but he covers the gamut of whiny teenager, to prideful over eager young adult, to wise conflicted Jedi Master very well. Say what you will, but I get chills when he looks at the Emperor and says, "I am a Jedi," with all the certainty in the world.
The main reason that I find the most believable is that Mark did not have the personality, drive or desire to become a megastar. Deep down, he is a giant nerd like the fanbase that adores him (myself included). His home is full of sci-fi and fantasy memorabilia. He has continued doing voice work in cartoon and comic genres. He does stagework as well. His biggest on screen role after Star Wars was, you guessed it, in The Flash, a popular COMIC story.
I think Mark didn't become a megastar because he didn't really want to - and he had so much fame/success from Star Wars that he never needed to.
>It wasn't the car crash
What the frick? Why is the one in the right more attractive? What sorcery is this?
they widened the mandible at a first glance
much thinner nose
I think Dylan Sprouse could play a young, hot Luke.
You probably also think that men ejaculating into your mouth isn’t gay at all.
His face just has a certain fricked up quality that reminds me of RotJ Luke.
The shooped one on the right not only doesn't look like him pre-crash, it barely even looks like him.
yeah he doesnt seem like a guy who would enjoy being a huge movie star
It was literally the car crash. He went from 10/10 leading face to frog like face, that's why he had to go into voice acting, so a good thing he had other talents
I asked my mum why mark hamill didn't become super famous like harrison ford and she said he wasn't attractive enough
Harrison Ford started out as a roadie and a dope dealer for the Doors. He was working at the famous Hollywood Bowl 1968 concert with them.
Star Wars can never be what it once was. It was created to answer to the darkness and cynicism of 70s cinema. As a self contained movie, it's perfect.
Trying to make a Star Wars movie now, you've gotta deal with:
>Disney corporate mandates
>10+ movies of continuity
>dozens of hours of continuity from the various cartoons and tv shows
>continuity from games, books, comics, etc.
>expectations from being connect to a "legendary franchise"
Yes, and all of this means they shouldn't put morons on the job.
Good silly fun, nowadays loser comedy relief is being retconned into being "badass" so they can make a spinoff.
Beer?
https://bongstream.live/north watching the Original Trilogy right now wanna hang?
https://bongstream.live/north The Original Trilogy is on NOW
Then
>go to work
>real props and sets, sometimes have to go on location
>director who knows what he wants
>have fun
>make a good movie
Now
>go to work
>seven directors and five execs in charge
>put in front of greenscreen and to imagine you're in a desert or a nightclub
>be told to act woke shit that makes no sense
>be upstaged by young child or sidekick
>get most of your scenes CGI'd into something unrecognisable
>go home and cry
>movie sucks