FPBP Star Wars gays btfo BUT at least we would get some hot redhead chick having the evil fricked out of her. You're telling me that in itself isn't better than 99% of Star Wars??
Since there are so many star wars fan films
And all star wars fans are big coomers
How come there is no high quality star wars porn parody where Mara Jade gets the dark side fricked out of her?
Bonus points if it's kino and follows the OT canon.
>redhead Luke's wife fanfic self-insert le ebin imperial elite jedi assassin >purple lightsaber on anyone but Samuel L Jackson
Nothing of the value was lost.
Some tourists pretending EU was ever anything but trash is amusing.
Your fanfic books you read as a child are trash. Not even worthy of reading while taking a shit. You are old and soon you will die. Clinging to your memories of reading this garbo in your childhood is the only thing that gets you going.
Why would I want to be a woman? I am content with being a man. Your low effort shitposts don't cut it. >project harder >throws a hissy fit about fake fans and mouse shills
lol
lmao even
Reminder that books and comics are fanfics.
I'm not the one wasting valuable time out of my day to post owtheedje.jpg cringe in a thread I supposedly don't give a shit about, mouse shill. >I am content with being a man
Post wrists.
does it make you happy to be so vile? you didn't have to click the thread. i feel so tired lately. i get accosted regularly and i simply don't have the drive or fire anymore to so much as bite back to defend myself, all i can do is ignore it or take it.
Not on screen = didn't happen.
I am sorry you feel so strongly about fanfic low quality trite you consoomed as a kid because you didn't know better.
Mace Windu is the only one with purple lightsaber.
it happened in official stories, you being too much of a Black person to read isn't my problem
2 years ago
Anonymous
Didn't happen on screen - didn't happen at all. Your """ official """ stories are no better than AO3 fics written by tumblrinas. That mara jade cringe sounds exactly like one of those fics. Was it written by a woman by any chance?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>He doesn't know who created Mara Jade
Dude, what are you even doing in a Star Wars thread, outside of shitposting?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Sir, this is Cinemaphile - TELEVISION and FILM board. Nobody here knows what is mara jade. Looks like some deviantart fan art based on AO3 sex fic.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Welp, I do know her. You don't sound like a Star Wars fan if you're only interested in the movies (including the bad ones)
2 years ago
Anonymous
cope Black person
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he thinks it wasn't on screen
Ngmi
2 years ago
Anonymous
This story takes some weird place in canon. I still don't get why Mara Jade of all people would train under Kyle Katarn.
I know you don't care about the reasonings in the slightest and are just shitposting, but the usage of the purple lightsaber for Mara made thematic sense. Back in the better days, before the Mouse, the color of your lightsaber also notified your position/fighting style/personality. Blue were the Guardians, being ace warriors, like Obi Wan and Anakin, green were Consulars, bring serene and calm Force users, like Luke and Yoda, purple were those agressive warriors tapping into the Dark Side or the full on Dark Jedi (like Mace and Mara). And red were the Sith.
>Kotor DND class bullshit >reasonable justification
top kek
not on screen = didn't happen
I'm not the one wasting valuable time out of my day to post owtheedje.jpg cringe in a thread I supposedly don't give a shit about, mouse shill. >I am content with being a man
Post wrists.
>I'm not the one wasting valuable time out of my day to post owtheedje.jpg cringe in a thread
But you are posting here right now.
You are correct to point out that EU overall was not seen in high regard but even the mediocre parts completely overshadow Mousetrash.
EU had amazing story lines in it or at the very least the elements to tie together into a great film or 3, but now all that is in the past.
I personally zoned out from Star Wars when Force Unleashed came out and seeing that game now being praised despite being quintessential example of OC donut steel mediocre GoW clone is bizarre at best
The benefit of the EU was the multitude of stories and ideas. The problem with Disney's trash is that they seemed locked into one idea, then pivoted not based on the story but on 'sales', and now they are focused on the 'high republic' garbage no one cares about - all why blatantly stealing from the EU they claimed was trash.
>I personally zoned out from Star Wars when Force Unleashed came out and seeing that game now being praised
I see more people praising JFO than Force Unleashed, the attachment to the latter seems more like obligatory nostalgia.
I saw people going >JFO is a shitty soulsclone, now FU, that was real Star Wars
Both are extremely mediocre games at best.
[...]
The EU was already in decline by the time Disney bought the franchise though and was thoroughly being fricked over by The Clone Wars series.
The benefit of the EU was the multitude of stories and ideas. The problem with Disney's trash is that they seemed locked into one idea, then pivoted not based on the story but on 'sales', and now they are focused on the 'high republic' garbage no one cares about - all why blatantly stealing from the EU they claimed was trash.
Maybe not my point, but EU still had vast array of concepts, places, ideas, characters, designs built up over several decades that could have been used for the new films.
Instead Mouse rehashed OT and then as the other anon pointed out, subtly tried to take ideas from EU while denying >Jan Ors? Who is that? Jyn Orso is a completely unique character, its just a coincidence they both were involved with stealing Death Star plans
I am STILL PISSED
Fallen Order is pretty good overall. It corrects some of the mistakes the Jedi Knight games made, and manages to tell a passable story unlike those games.
> pretty good overall
Its absolutely mediocre, by the numbers hack and slash >It corrects some of the mistakes the Jedi Knight games made
Such as?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Such as?
Basic enemies are threatening, with reflecting bolts an actual mechanic. Being able to waltz into a room and let Kylo auto-reflect every shot is amusing but it isn't great game design. Lightsaber combat in general is more limited but also more deliberate; in the Jedi Knight games it would quickly devolve into nonsensical flailing (or comically stupid meta, in the case of PVP). Basic movement is also a lot better, since it's committed to being a third-person action adventure game and not an ungainly hybrid. DF2 is still my favorite Star Wars game and Outcast sits comfortably in second place, but they were always very flawed games that got by on their premise and elaborate level design.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Kylo
What a terrible mistake.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Basic enemies are threatening to start off with in the early levels, before Kyle has reconnected.
Walking in and stabbing everything will get you killed by attrition until you’re past Bespin, and even after that you get missile launchers and shotgunners that can catch you off guard.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Being able to waltz into a room and let Kyle auto-reflect every shot is amusing but it isn't great game design
I don't think its that easy on higher difficulties, basic enemies being literal pushovers is a flaw, Star Wars would allow for some interesting enemy design that at the time of Outcast/Academy was not fully utilized. > Lightsaber combat in general is more limited but also more deliberate
I don't feel that FO direction is the one that game should have went. A system similar to M&B would open up a more intricate combat system. >Basic movement is also a lot better
I disagree, janky idtech3 FPS movement substituted by twin stick console garbage, its neither here nor there.
You can't have TJK movement on a console, it just doesn't work, while console style hack and slash movement feels limiting on PC
>Maybe not my point, but EU still had vast array of concepts, places, ideas, characters, designs built up over several decades that could have been used for the new films.
Like? The EU is pretty much responsible for the flanderization of the setting of Star Wars and making it all revolve around the Skywalkers. Even KOTOR, which is literally set three millenia before the saga, basically looks the same as the movies, complete with Tatooine and Hutts still being crime bosses.
>The EU is pretty much responsible for the flanderization of the setting of Star Wars and making it all revolve around the Skywalkers. >Rogue Squadron >Boba/Mando Books >Legacy >TOR
Even the LotF books makes it clear Luke built a Jedi order to move beyond the Skywalkers with that line being a part, but not the only thing going on.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Rogue Squadron
Rogue Squadron still has the characters constantly bring up the OT trio (hey what would Luke or Han do in this situation, remember Luke, Han, and Leia? this is a Star Wars novel!!!) >Boba/Mando Books
Discounting the whole Traviss debacle, didn't Boba end up training Jaina anyway? >TOR
The main villain of that game was literally Palpatine on steroids >Legacy >Even the LotF books makes it clear Luke built a Jedi order to move beyond the Skywalkers with that line being a part, but not the only thing going on.
Sure glad that the Legacy era NJO's last hope won't rest on a skywalke- oh wait
2 years ago
Anonymous
FotJ makes it clear Legacy was an alternate timeline which Jacen fricked with when he turned Sith and broke Centerpoint.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The old republic era was significantly more than the tortanic, anon.
It goes from the dark horse run all the way to the big guy trilogy, none of which heavily leans on the OT.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Dark Horse run still uses the PT visuals (and even still ties into the Skywalkers with that character who gets put on stasis and another has a vision of Luke/Vader) while the Bane trilogy is weird because it once again retcons the era its set in as futuristic when it was previously depicted as a more medieval fantasy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
If you’re stretching the definition that thin then nothing will satisfy you
2 years ago
Anonymous
Point is the EU is never truly standalone or original, it either always connects to the Skywalkers or reuses the same visuals from the movies even if its literally set in a distant era long before.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Tales of the Jedi didn't.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Exar Kun is the main antagonist of the Jedi Academy, it does have unique visuals but KOTOR literally undid all that and the visuals of that game became a mainstay in the Old Republic era.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Legady
GIVE ME DARTH TALON YOU FRICKING MOUSE israeliteS
FRICKING DO IT
The benefit of the EU was the multitude of stories and ideas. The problem with Disney's trash is that they seemed locked into one idea, then pivoted not based on the story but on 'sales', and now they are focused on the 'high republic' garbage no one cares about - all why blatantly stealing from the EU they claimed was trash.
The EU was already in decline by the time Disney bought the franchise though and was thoroughly being fricked over by The Clone Wars series.
Exactly, it's not just the Mouse. You can see where they started to take less risks in storytelling. That said, nothing was comfier than Luke and Ben on their odyssey to find out where Jacen fricked up.
The strength and weakness of the EU was the practically non existent barrier to entry or oversight. You had George’s rules of don’t frick with Vader, Luke, Han or Leia, but that’s about it.
It let people air out the weird and wonderful even when it might not be a good idea, while also letting authors simply give people what they wanted, no matter how pandering it might have felt.
It’s why you got things like the kotor comics, which did the unthinkable and barely had anything to do with the games, or had Kyle Katarn, who is essentially Han Solo if he was a Jedi and somehow managed to work without being a colossal Mary Sue (and frick power level gays who claim otherwise, they don’t know what the term means).
Disney to contrast somehow manages to have tyrannical oversight while having absolutely no barrier to entry in terms of writing ability. It’s frankly amazing how utterly they fricked it up with soulless bullshit.
>Kyle Katarn, who is essentially Han Solo if he was a Jedi and somehow managed to work without being a colossal Mary Sue (and frick power level gays who claim otherwise, they don’t know what the term means).
Kyle Katarn worked, because the dude was so fricking ridiculous in terms of sheer badassery that it looped itself around and became cool again. This dude has bigger kill count than a Death Star and that's not even an exagerration.
He was also a Jedi Master to Mara Jade in his spare time.
Kyle on paper is ridiculous, but in his own stories he’s clearly not infallible.
Outcast, the one that gave him most of his reputation, is a story based around him making colossal frick ups and having to make amends. Genuine Mary Sues have no flaws.
>Genuine Mary Sues have no flaws.
Not necessarily true, a mary sue can still have "flaws" like being clumsy or having a weirdly edgy backstory, even be the most hated character in-universe. What makes them truly a sue is that the narrative bends over to entirely revolve around them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Fair point. I should have said meaningful and deliberate flaw, since Sues like Rey tend to have ones that don’t mean shit (like just wanting to be loved ;_;) or are accidental (like her clear anger issues).
Contrast with Kyle’s flaws, where his fear makes him refuse his potential with the force, which lets Desann wipe the floor with him, and anger that lets him then play Kyle like a fiddle.
>Disney to contrast somehow manages to have tyrannical oversight while having absolutely no barrier to entry in terms of writing ability. It’s frankly amazing how utterly they fricked it up with soulless bullshit.
My hot take is that it's actually not that different from the EU, both literally and figuratively. You have stuff that everyone jerks off to like Rogue One, The Mandalorian, the Soule Vader run, and Jedi Fallen Order then stuff people decry like the sequels and Book of Boba Fett.
Nothing has fundamentally changed aside from emphasis on more movies and shows instead of novels or comics.
This. The entire EU was garbage from the start >B-but muh Darth Bane and muh Thrawn
Shit characters that people meme'd themselves into liking. Seriously, I remember how back in the day when stuff like the Dark Empire and the Yuuzhan vong War were hated by the community, same with the Prequels, but oh no, Disney made something moronic, so now all of that previous shit was actually gold all along. I hate this mentality. Just because there's a fat smellier turd next to the smaller one, doesn't make the smaller one into a gold nugget now does it?
“I’ve left pretty explicit instructions for there not to be any more features. There will definitely be no Episodes VII-IX. That’s because there isn’t any story. I mean, I never thought of anything. And now there have been novels about the events after Episode VI, which isn’t at all what I would have done with it. The Star Wars story is really the tragedy of Darth Vader. That is the story. Once Vader dies, he doesn’t come back to life, the Emperor doesn’t get cloned and Luke doesn’t get married…”
–George Lucas, Total Film, May 2007
“George couldn’t stand Mara Jade. They went out and got some sort of person who looked like she had stepped out of a Cosmopolitan magazine to be the model for Mara, and he just thought the whole thing was so not Star Wars, and not his vision for Star Wars. […] And also she married Luke, and he says ‘Jedi don’t marry.’ So for him, that was important.”
– J.W. Rinzler, former non-fiction author and editor of Lucas Licensing
>some guy's >J.W. Rinzler, who documented the creation of every single star wars movie and interviewed Lucas gorillion of times
moron. Go back to reading your fanfic shit, and get off Cinemaphile.
>Jedi don't marry
Blatant Lucas retcon. He's a contrarian frick
2 years ago
Anonymous
>retcon
Obi-Wan had no wife in the OT.
Yoda had no wife.
Luke had no love interest outside of Leia, and when he found out she was his sister and when he truly became a Jedi Knight in Return of the Jedi, he forsake that idea. Only Darth Vader had a wife, and he fell to the Dark Side. If you think about what it means to be a Jedi, what responsibility they have, and what's at stake - you realize pretty quickly, that they cannot get married. But fanfic readers don't think. For they are fanfics - made solely to satisfy faboys's lowest impulses.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why are you so obsessed with jedi being virgins? Does it make it easier for your autistic ass to self-insert?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Don’t talk to prequel babbies, anon.
They’re idiots from reddit prequel memes that think they’re in good company because of people rightfully shitting on the sequels
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't mind the prequelgays. As long as they are not bonheaded trolls or idiots.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I never stopped liking the prequels.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nothing lucas or in any of the films said they can't have sex lmao, just to avoid personal connections with others. Star wars was also written post hippie era and sex only after marriage is a very specific christianity thing that wouldn't apply to star wars' universe. Luke having a fling isnt really the same as him getting married to some mary sue and having kids... I can see why george would be pissed
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Obi-Wan had no wife in the OT. >Yoda had no wife.
I guess they were busy with other things. Also Obi-Wan and Satine 100% fricked. And that's TCW. That's late Lucas, who finally got over his divorce with Marcia. Lucas is notorious for changing his mind time and time again.
2 years ago
Anonymous
First, nothing indicated that they fricked. They simply had feelings for one another, because they were both young and met one another on an exciting adventure.
Second, they did not marry. And if you remember, Obi-Wan said: "Had you said the word, I would have left the Jedi Order." He never, ever, intended to marry her while being a Jedi. It's either one or the other. You can't have both. Lucas didn't change his mind on anything - the Jedi cannot marry. Being a Jedi is supposed to be the deepest commitment, like Obi-Wan himself stated in Attack of the Clones. Being committed to another person, i.e. being married, is incompatible with one's commitment to the Jedi Order and the Galaxy first.
It's embarrassing how so damn stupid SW fanboys are.
Stackpole says something very different. Lucas wasn't in love with the character and Luke having a love interest wasn't something that Lucas would've gone with, but he approved of it anyway, because, sure, why not. If this doesn't work out he may always decanonize her. But then the fans liked the character and the overall idea and there was really no reason to be petty about Mara Jade, so he just accepted that and moved on.
Luke losing faith and having that character arc isnt a bad thing. The execution in nu-star wars is absolutely horrible though. He literally tried to execute his nephew because he had some bad dreams about him maybe turning to the sith and tried to murder in his fricking sleep. not even a single discussion on it or call his parents or anything. it was complete character assassination at every level. even his 'redemption' is just 'die you old white male and make room for stronk wymen oh ya your sister that has never done anything is better in the force and can be space jesus surviving in a vacuum and from entire bridge being blown up and will train the future generations in your stead you fricking fialure that couldnt even buy time for people to escape'. its a fricking joke what they did to him.
the idea for him to become disillusioned after he fails to rebuild the order and going grey force hermit isnt a bad idea at its core though.
It’s a concept that needs an entire trilogy built around it, not something to put in the second act and never touch on again.
JJ didn’t do Rian any favours, but it’s no excuse
It's not too hard to believe that George would have come up with a similar reason that would have pissed off the fanbase. He was literally derided back in the 2000s for character assassinating Anakin in the prequels and Han in the special edition, the latter became its own meme.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Han shooting in self-defense is much better. I don't want my kids to adore a murderer. George was right.
2 years ago
Anonymous
But that kind of fricks over his character arc in ANH, in which he was a sleazy guy who had no qualms about murder and only cared about paying his debts to later joining a good cause and becoming an important figure in the rebellion.
2 years ago
Anonymous
He is still that. His arc about coming around and helping Luke and the Rebels over his personal gain is still intact. Murdering Greedo adds absolutely nothing to it. It's irrelevant and rather derails attention from what is actually important.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Murdering Greedo adds absolutely nothing to it. It's irrelevant and rather derails attention from what is actually important.
It does actually
2 years ago
Anonymous
>George was right.
He was not. It's obvious that Han shoots first because he knows Greedo and what Greedo is about to do. The original scene demonstrates Han's self-reliance and savvy; one gets an understanding of the trouble he gets into and his experience with it. The change also just flat-out looks like dogshit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>murderer
That’s moronic.
If someone points a gun at you then shooting them is self defence. If someone points a gun at you and tells you flat out that they’re going to use it, not shooting them is idiotic.
Han gave Greedo an out and he refused to take it, he genuinely did everything he could feasibly do to not kill greedo
Han was already in the wrong. Han owed money. He was literally smuggling drugs. Greedo was merely collecting. Greedo did not point a gun at him just because. It was Han's own fault. Making him a murderer on top of that is too far. George was right.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Don’t sprain your back with those mental gymnastics
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nothing I wrote is gymnastics. It was all there in the movie. moron Han owed money. Greedo was never in the wrong. He became in the wrong when he decided to shoot and kill Han, and then Han shot back in self-defense.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Murdering people for owing debts is morally wrong.
I’m not even going to insult you because at this point you’re clearly pretending to be moronic for the sake of driving people into frustration and then claiming you’ve won when m they inevitably put a verbal foot wrong.
I know you’re not going to stop, I just want to let you know it’s very transparent and I’m disappointed you’re stooping to this.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Murdering people for owing debts is morally wrong.
Indeed. Which is why Han was justified in shooting back. But Han was never justified in shooting first. For all intents and purposes, Greedo was going to detain Han, which was the right thing to do. Han owed money.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it wasn't right
Who cares? It was badass and Han lived to see another day
2 years ago
Anonymous
Is that you, Rick Worley?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>murderer
That’s moronic.
If someone points a gun at you then shooting them is self defence. If someone points a gun at you and tells you flat out that they’re going to use it, not shooting them is idiotic.
Han gave Greedo an out and he refused to take it, he genuinely did everything he could feasibly do to not kill greedo
2 years ago
Anonymous
Han was always acting in self defence and the fat that morons like you complain about him shooting first changed the scene is just proof the change needed to be made.
>Luke losing faith and having that character arc isnt a bad thing.
I mean, this was even a plot point in the EU. For frick's sake, his fricking nephew and student had fallen into the Dark Side and killed Mara Jade. That alone made Luke disillusioned as frick. The difference is - what are you going to do with that arc to make it satisfying and make Luke feel like Luke. And Johnson did nothing with it. Luke just bumbled around for a while, accomplished nothing and died like a ponce. And what everybody wanted to see was Luke getting his shit together (as he did in EU) and either trying to redeem Kylo Ren or spiritually lead the Resistance together with Leia, now that there is hope.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Luke still angrily kills a character in cold blood and then fricks off in a contrived way to allow Jacen to rise to power in the EU, the only real difference is that Luke lives in the end so he can continue to be the main character in several more book series that no one cares about and are unironically worse than the sequels.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>are unironically worse than the sequels.
Rian, pls.
2 years ago
Anonymous
JJ made the worst ST movie though
2 years ago
Anonymous
Sure, but that was due to Rian being a trolling dipshit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's not really an excuse. TLJ could've had a much better sequel than TROS.
2 years ago
Anonymous
How? It's so much more easier to make a sequel to TLJ than like Infinity War, which literally had to pull time travel out of its ass to resolve everything.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I mean, you are kinda left with no villain (and Kylo Ren might be a vaguely interesting character, but a really shitty villain) and most of the plot points prematurely resolved, so we are back to square one.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Kylo intentionally being a shitty villain would be more compelling than the average MCU movie formula of introducing a new villain whose supposed to bigger and badder than the previous one only to still get defeated in the same way on the end, at least it would provide a solution to how the FO would collpase without resorting to another superweapon getting blown up (Kylo being incompetent as supreme leader leads to divisions and low moral within the organization, it can also tie into a new Finn arc where he leads a mass stormtrooper rebellion)
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't believe the Disney writers recognized the fact that Darth b***h was a shitty villain in the first place.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The entire point of his character in TFA was that he was a whiny emo trying to imitate Vader but ultimately fails pathetically, he's only really dangerous in that his connection to the OT heroes makes him the likeliest character to kill them off.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes. But I'm completely convinced this is what passes as "good villain" among current year Disney producers.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>But I'm completely convinced this is what passes as "good villain" among current year Disney producers
What passes as a good villain to Disney is a one-off character played by some celebrity actor
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah, but then the heroes don't have to do anything, just wait till Kylo collapses the FO from the inside.
And it's the final movie in the saga, you EXPECT some big finale, but your villain is an incompetent shithead that you don't even need to fight because he will easily defeat himself. That's not the movie way.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I already suggested that Finn incites a big stormtrooper rebellion that leads to the FO's downfall while Poe sucks his dick to satisfy everyone who for some reason thought their dynamic was leading to a gay romance and Rey can just defeat Kylo one-on-one in an epic lightsaber duel.
2 years ago
Anonymous
TLJ is appalling shite. Anyone who responds with whataboutism should be castrated. It is possibly the worst blockbuster ever made
2 years ago
Anonymous
I genuinely think TFA and TROS are both worse.
2 years ago
Anonymous
the force awakens is really unoriginal but it's a fun one time watch
2 years ago
Anonymous
You are genuinely a fricking moron who should be castrated
2 years ago
Anonymous
All three are garbage, but TLJ is at least the best looking Star Wars film since Empire. TFA has nothing going for it. TROS has less than nothing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Anyone who responds with whataboutism should be castrated.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Again, TLJ clearly isn't the worst blockbuster ever made when those movies exist. That's not whataboutism, just true.
All Disney films and shows were shit. I only somewhat liked parts of Rogue One (the obvious reshoots at the end, the ones the main characters were not part of) and a few scenes in the Mandalorian. I love how they ditched Rian, D&D, Patty Jenkins, and soon Taika who they only hired due to being 'hot' directors.
All Star Wars after 1983 is shit. But we can't let go.
2 years ago
Anonymous
go back sucking Rian's butthole, reylo cuck
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Anyone who responds with whataboutism should be castrated.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>All Star Wars after 1983 is shit. But we can't let go.
Wrong.
2 years ago
Anonymous
If you can let go, more power to you. You have my admiration.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>But we can't let go.
The media won't let us, they keep pumping shit out and sometimes we get peer pressured by normies falling for marketing bullshit to keep consuming it even though it doesn't actually make us happy
2 years ago
Anonymous
All Disney films and shows were shit. I only somewhat liked parts of Rogue One (the obvious reshoots at the end, the ones the main characters were not part of) and a few scenes in the Mandalorian. I love how they ditched Rian, D&D, Patty Jenkins, and soon Taika who they only hired due to being 'hot' directors.
2 years ago
Anonymous
How can someone have such a shitty and moronic opinion as you? >Yeah it was dreadful (and is widely regarded as killing the entire franchise) BUT these other films were worse imo because they weren't as pretty!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Films are a visual medium. TLJ is no worse with its writing than the other two sequels, ultimately. So yes, being pretty does give it the advantage.
go back sucking Rian's butthole, reylo cuck
TLJ is a terrible movie.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>TLJ is no worse with its writing than the other two sequels, ultimately
2 years ago
Anonymous
TROS is worse, and TFA is on par.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he's still going
Hey moron, no one's impressed by you constantly saying idiotic things
2 years ago
Anonymous
The prequels are still worse, no the worldbuilding isn't good or special and Clone Wars should be the one credited for making the characters and story slightly more interesting.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>The prequels are still worse
They look worse. I still think the prequels manage to have a better story. They're all trash. Good Star Wars ended in 1983, and even RotJ is sloppy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I still think the prequels manage to have a better story.
Never thought so, if you look at the narratice overall then it's as disjointed as the sequels. TPM was basically filler beyond establishing the characters, AOTC is all about setting up a conflict that gets immediately resolved in the next film, and ROTS crams what should have been three films worth of plot and development into just one.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I agree with your assessment of the prequels, but they at least have a thematic throughline.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>TLJ is no worse with its writing than the other two sequels, ultimately
Do you just like ignore every criticism of tlj or is it a medical issue, like you have an extra chromosome or something?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Did you miss the part where I said TLJ was a terrible film? TFA and especially TROS just also have dogshit screenplays.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>still sticking to whataboutism >can't actually name a single thing worse about either film other than muh visuals
Are you just trolling?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why isn't how a film looks reason enough to call it better, given the writing is immeasurably bad across the lot? Cinematography matters in cinema.
2 years ago
Anonymous
When LITERALLY EVERYTHING in TLJ is worse than every other blockbuster by a country fricking mile, its small feat of looking "slightly" better visually isn't any sort of saving grace. You have to be an uneducated pleb moron to actual give value to pretty visuals with no substance to the point of ignoring everything fricking happening in the film.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>to the point of ignoring everything fricking happening in the film.
But I'm clearly not, given I've stated several times over that TLJ is a feat of disastrous screenwriting. I think you need to take a course in remedial English.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Jesus fricking christ. Saying "it's trash... BUT the other films are worse" isn't decrying the film. It's the opposite, it's defending it because you only come out of the woodwork to voice such a cancerous opinion when people start shittalking your precious piece of crap (which is so much worse than literally every other blockbuster, nevermind star wars film, btw)
Unironically go frick yourself and tell Rian that he's an insufferable prick next time you're rimming his putrid butthole
2 years ago
Anonymous
>isn't decrying the film
It is for those of us with working brain cells.
2 years ago
Anonymous
All three were soft remakes of the original films.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Clothing
Come on now, no one gives a shit at all about this
2 years ago
Anonymous
>no one gives a shit about the aesthetic design choices of a multi-million dollar sci-fi blockbuster known for its elaborate and visually interesting costumes
Weak b8
Also, >ignoring literally every other criticism
2 years ago
Anonymous
>multi-million dollar sci-fi blockbuster known for its elaborate and visually interesting costumes
Usually that's referring to the alien designs, not the actual outfits.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Last Jedi sucked but a lot of these criticisms are pretty lame.
1. Couldn't this same criticism be leveled at Empire? The Battle of Hoth, then the Asteroid Field chase and Dagobah, then Cloud City, all of these are "cool scenes" to the point that it's the entire movie.
2. This could also be applied to Luke. Of course, narratively both of them are terrorists who blow up a military base killing hundreds of thousands of people, the idea that they're inoffensive just means you're not paying attention to the narrative. Which is odd because the first point talks about how they didn't create "a plot that could generate excitement through it's [sic] narrative."
3. This is actually where we get into corporate focus grouping. A black guy getting with the white girl in a Star Wars movie was far too controversial for Disney. TLJ had lots of corporate-issued rewriting that took out the jokes, the humanization of the storm troopers, and Finn's story.
4. Agreed. "Both sides are bad" has been pointed out since the end of A New Hope had a reference to Nazi propaganda.
5. This is basically right. The question of a good character comes down to psychology. Jyn Erso is a Disney character who's both well-written as well as competent.
6. The actual trouble with the hyperspace kamikaze attack is that it takes a long time to charge up, it has to be done at very close range and, (despite being flashy) it doesn’t actually accomplish much. I’m pretty sure none of the baddie ships are actually destroyed; it’s cosmetic damage.This leads to a dissonance between plot and narrative. The plot relies on Holdo’s attack being weak in order to explain why it’s exceptional and unexpected.
7. This is also right. Episode VIII basically came about because people didn't understand what Luke did in the throne room in Episode VI.
8. The narrative is that the First Order are popular. People hated Palpatine but are otherwise fine with a Vader-worshipping theocracy led by a crusader.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Last Jedi sucked but a lot of these criticisms are pretty lame.
1. Couldn't this same criticism be leveled at Empire? The Battle of Hoth, then the Asteroid Field chase and Dagobah, then Cloud City, all of these are "cool scenes" to the point that it's the entire movie.
2. This could also be applied to Luke. Of course, narratively both of them are terrorists who blow up a military base killing hundreds of thousands of people, the idea that they're inoffensive just means you're not paying attention to the narrative. Which is odd because the first point talks about how they didn't create "a plot that could generate excitement through it's [sic] narrative."
3. This is actually where we get into corporate focus grouping. A black guy getting with the white girl in a Star Wars movie was far too controversial for Disney. TLJ had lots of corporate-issued rewriting that took out the jokes, the humanization of the storm troopers, and Finn's story.
4. Agreed. "Both sides are bad" has been pointed out since the end of A New Hope had a reference to Nazi propaganda.
5. This is basically right. The question of a good character comes down to psychology. Jyn Erso is a Disney character who's both well-written as well as competent.
6. The actual trouble with the hyperspace kamikaze attack is that it takes a long time to charge up, it has to be done at very close range and, (despite being flashy) it doesn’t actually accomplish much. I’m pretty sure none of the baddie ships are actually destroyed; it’s cosmetic damage.This leads to a dissonance between plot and narrative. The plot relies on Holdo’s attack being weak in order to explain why it’s exceptional and unexpected.
7. This is also right. Episode VIII basically came about because people didn't understand what Luke did in the throne room in Episode VI.
8. The narrative is that the First Order are popular. People hated Palpatine but are otherwise fine with a Vader-worshipping theocracy led by a crusader.
9. Snoke was the third-most powerful person in the galaxy, who took over after Palpatine and Vader died.
10. I guess. Didn't people complain about the prequels not looking like the originals?
11. Kinda the same criticism here.
12. It actually ignores everything after Empire. We've got a fully-actualized Kylo Ren who's tried to convert Rey to Christianity (Vader tries the same with Luke in Empire). But the funny part is that Disney could've not even established a "sequel trilogy" and just made additional films. Nobody views all of this as a nonology anyway.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>filtered by Abeloth
Ngmi
2 years ago
Anonymous
The Abeloth/FotJ was the best evolution for Star Wars.
- Luke, Leia and Han in the background focused on Jaina and Ben
- The Republic not being Jedi simps anymore with a competent military
- A multitude of Sith from the Lost Tribe, all pretty and aesthetic as opposed to the virgin edgy 'One Sith'
- The Empire still existing as a foil, as was the Mandalorian/Verpine alliance giving the rise of private military companies providing easy access to smaller regional wars outside Republic boundaries
- Backdrop of Abeloth and other esoteric force groups reintroduced (baran do sages, ang tii monks, fallanassi, etc) to shake up the binary Jedi/Sith view of the force
And Disney fricked it all up.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Including Daala into the story was almost as moronic as the entire plot of LotF. Even giving Borsk Fey'lya that function would be a better choice.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not really, considering our own current rise to populism. Sure, the Jedi saw her as a psychotic c**t but then again I am sure most saw her as goal driven to make the Galaxy great again. Of course, she folded the second real pressure came.
2 years ago
Anonymous
She was literally the worst genocidal maniac in post-Imperial history. Murdered millions of Republic citizens for no reason whatsoever. She got the Chief of State position because Karen Traviss wanted a woman in charge and she didn't bother to read other EU books.
So yeah, I guess it was pretty realistic, just in a more meta way.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>She was literally the worst genocidal maniac in post-Imperial history. Murdered millions of Republic citizens for no reason whatsoever. She got the Chief of State position because Karen Traviss wanted a woman in charge and she didn't bother to read other EU books.
Karen didn't write the last book, though. Plus people have short memories especially in a galactic scale. You see even now people going for leaders who are clearly against their own personal interests, then acted shocked when they fulfill.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Karen didn't write the last book, though.
She re-introduced Daala at the end of LotF.
I don't buy the reasoning. Yeah, people are dumb, but not that dumb. It's like Britain electing Goering for Prime Minister 5 years after WW2 ended. The world isn't THAT dumb.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Look at the EU Han origin. You have him finding a sexy redhead slavegirl who is drug addicted who scams him and then later she shows up again working for the rebellion. Disney kinda adapted that and make a shitty film out of it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It wasn't very good though
2 years ago
Anonymous
Your opinion. If you didn't ship Ben and Vestara then you're NGMI. The only bad part was the rushed wrapup ending which included the forced Abeloth = Mortis shit which you can tell they just threw in at the last minute.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah, the Empire being a foil to the New Republic, while they both focus on combating a completely new, fresh threat, turning into this free-for-all is an excellent evolution with various shades of grey that Disney Wars should've gone with.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I love Ben and Vestara.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Vestara did literally nothing wrong.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Selling Allana out was arguably wrong. Also mass-murdering everyone in Lando’s factory.
“Young Sith gets dragged on Jedi adventures, engages in chronic backstabbing hijinks to aggravate Luke” was a great setup though. She was one of the best parts of FotJ, if not the outright best.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Selling Allana out was arguably wrong
She was going to be flayed alive, plus the Sith would've figured it out soon enough. >Also mass-murdering everyone in Lando’s factory.
That was after Jaina was going to freeze her in carbonite or whatever horrific shit was going to happen.
>Jedi don’t marry
wasn't the whole point that luke was a new breed of jedi, motivated by love rather than monklike indifference? i always wondered why lucas said luke-era jedi can't marry.
I mean their nu wars shipping pedo general was banned on Cinemaphile so they keep trying to force it here, you can see the troony desperately baiting in this thread.
But that would make Thrawn ancient as frick, if he was even alive at that point.
Although, Thrawn would've been a better villain anyway. But then Disney would have to pay Zahn royalties.
>Mara never got ruined beyond what Traviss already did
Feels good man.
Imagine the obnoxious shit disney would pull without a trace of irony. They’d probably take her original self image at face value.
How did Zahn do it?
How did he write a trilogy that contains so many filters that reveal people parroting shit about work they’ve clearly never read?
Only Skippy is as much of a poser filter
Legacy of the Force was completely moronic, all down to the book covers.
She was also supposed to be around 60 yo. You wouldn't guess that from the cover.
I kek every time I see this shitty cover for the last EU book where they finally showed the trio as aged up in the art and even then Leia still looked like ESB-era with white highlights
IIRC she lost the purple lightsaber BEFORE she even met Luke Skywalker. Luke then gave her Anakin's lightsaber at the end of Thrawn Trilogy. Yes, Luke went back to Bespin and found his father's lightsaber + his severed hand, suck it, Maz Kanata. She only had a purple lightsaber during her time as Emperor's Hand. And she's only depicted with a purple lightsaber because it looks cool.
Which means, her purple lightsaber in Mysteries of the Sith is either a goof, or someone just went with a purple lightsaber because again, it looks cool.
Right, my bad. I need to reread Thrawn trilogy because I admit my memory if those books is hazy as frick.
But, yeah, Luuke was cloned from Luke's severed hand after all.
I actually don't mind Daisy all that much. The bawd was trying, she just had nothing to work with and she wasn't creative enough to come up with her own improv. She's not THAT bad of an actress, she just got stuck with the most blandest character possible, that's not even fun to play.
Hayden is just an inherently bad actor, mostly because of his voice. It sounds too whiny and childish, they should redub all his dialogue with Matt Lanter's voice which fits the more brotherly character Obi-Wan described in ANH.
Kinda? Kinda the opposite? Anakin was an interesting character that Hayden couldn't bring to life due to his relative inexperience, while Rey is a bland as frick plank of wood, that Daisy tried to elevate with her natural charm (and say what you will about the kid, but she can be charming) and failed spectacularly.
Screw bringing the Emperor back. The third movie should have been Rey becoming the villain and Kylo having to kill her after going through a redemption arc.
To be fair, none of these shitty characters deserved a competent story arc. On some level I'm glad episode IX was so horrible. It broke even the most fanatical shills.
Some anon once presented a foolproof method of spotting posers who shat on the Yuuzhan Vong story ark. Just ask them what they think of Zonama Sekot. I can guarantee you they'll all be like >ZONA WHAT THE FRICK DE FRICK YOU TALKIN TO ME homie?
Same goes for every other part of EU. All of those b***hes who always scream the loudest against EU, never read a single EU in their entire life.
The pre-Disney EU is why Star Wars still exists. It also added a lot of different perspectives that didn’t take away from George’s creative vision (for the most part).
>The pre-Disney EU is why Star Wars still exists.
Star Wars already existed and always has since then because it came out back in 1977. It doesn't need the EU unless you're really attached to the merchandising.
Plus, they are releasing new produced EU unabridged audiobooks. They are highly produced (music, sound effects) and well read. Hopefully, they crack and start producing new EU content. If Thor 4 is really bad, goodbye Taika's SW stuff like they canceled the D&D and TLJ guys' stuff. They even canceled Patty's shitty X-wing 'reboot' and made the new EU audiobooks.
Lol no.
Thrawn was, to the point Zahn wrote a second series to point out he wasn’t supposed to be infallible, but Mara was popular in spite of the writers. There was an infamous civil war when they tried to give Luke a new waifu, and they eventually caved and let Mara win the Lukebowl
>but Mara was popular in spite of the writers.
I think this is also why she survived George's wrath. He knew she was very popular with fans and I don't think he was a dick enough to just wipe her out of continuity he doesn't even care about just out of spite. Because I don't think George Lucas was inherently a dick to his fanbase.
George was able to separate the EU from his own work, and smart enough to know that pissing off people happy to give him money for no reason was a dumb idea.
He wasn’t afraid to piss people off when making his own work, but the idea of doing so over not liking a character that he didn’t consider his own was clearly childish to him.
>Because I don't think George Lucas was inherently a dick to his fanbase.
I think he was more often than not. Whenever I read about his shenanigans I see an autistic guy who "doesn't care" about EU, but somehow always turns up in the most inconvenient moments to frick something up. The Anakin Solo death is already infamous, but then you get the Korriban name change or petty shit like removing Revan and Bane from the Mortis arc in Clone Wars (i swear, Lucas fricking hates Karpyshyn) and retconing Bane as another moronic hissing evil idiot 2 seasons later. This guy could change his mind on anything randomly based on the flannel shirt he was wearing at the moment.
Don't forget >Named the first draft of AOTC "Jar Jar's Great Adventure" >Shut down a Chewbacca game in development simply because Wookies couldn't be Jedis or important for some reason >Completely shifted the development of Star Wars 1313 by suddenly asking the devs to make the game about Boba Fett even though they already wrote the full story and were even recording the mocap with the actors.
George was more openly spiteful than Rian ever was.
To be fair, that 1313 / Boba Fett shit was inconsequential in the end. The studio got sacked about 2 weeks after the change. That being said, allegedly lots of SW game project got fricked over or went into development hell because of George.
I wouldn't call him spiteful, though. More like an actual autist (not the way we call each other autists here) who didn't want to share his toys with anyone, even though he had to, if he wanted to make money. This is what happens when one person gets all the credit for something that's clearly a shared effort... with occasionally next to zero actual involvement from George himself.
Yeah, Disney is way worse than George ever was, but it still pisses me off that he regained the undeserved visionary status just because the new owners are even more shitty at managing the brand.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but it still pisses me off that he regained the undeserved visionary status
I mean, he WAS a visionary, that's for sure, but he was also a stubborn autist. He needed a LOT of convicing that some things he is not on board with are actually a good idea. But I don't think he was an butthole, at least not on purpose.
>Named the first draft of AOTC "Jar Jar's Great Adventure"
For a guy that parroted for decades about "doing things his way" he sure caved to popular opinion a lot
>Average normie didn't even know about their existence, you moron.
So? You go to conventions today and you're more likely to see EU characters over Disney trash. The normies will consume porgs but won't sustain the fanbase. That's why all the merch is still Vader and R2d2.
The trash started before Disney bought LF. Remember Star Wars Legacy 2? They had an amazing comic run of Star Wars legacy with new characters and stories people loved. They then killed off all the Sith, forced a 'Solo' chick with super powers despite having no Jedi training, and produced a shit comic series which barely anyone remembers. I am shocked Legacy 2 isn't part of the Disney canon.
Honestly, Mara Jade was an even bigger Mary Sue than fricking Rey, and one of the very worst parts of the extended universe. It's no great loss.
Besides, everyone knows the superior Star Wars redhead is Natasi Daala.
She wasn’t.
The whole point of dark force rising, and consequent development in last command, was the make clear that her self image was an utter lie and she was nowhere near as important as she thought she was.
This. Mara was someone who thought she was this all important 'Emperor's hand'. Shen finds out Palpy had multiple hands throughout the Empire and she wasn't all that important to the Empire. Similarly, she figured out her burning hatred for Luke was nothing but a petty outreach of the Emperor to potentially get her killed.
>Similarly, she figured out her burning hatred for Luke was nothing but a petty outreach of the Emperor to potentially get her killed.
I actually adore their first interaction on Myrkr. She's continually seething about wanting to kill Luke, while Luke just keeps treating her like she's his best friend and ignoring her spergouts, to the point he almost drives her to tears. It's great.
>At that point Luke realized she was no legitimate threat to him.
Yeah. Luke is cut off from the Force, is unarmed and lost in the unknown forest, while this weird spergy girl with overinflated ego keeps pointing a blaster at his face and he STILL doesn't consider her a legitimate threat. No wonder she almost broke down crying.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>NOTICE ME, SEMPAI!!! ;.; >no.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Luke was also incredibly depressed at that point, too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Something I noticed on rereading is that nobody actually likes her apart from Karde. It’s not until Luke, and later Leia, gets to know her that anyone but her boss treats her with anything more than respect.
She’s standoffish to practically everyone, and it’s only Karde going out of his way to be pleasant to all his employees that makes him get past it when she’s introduced.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Something I noticed on rereading is that nobody actually likes her apart from Karde.
Yeah, she never bothered to actually make any friends, because she was this singlemindedly focused on her mission. Luke being just nice to her for the sake of being nice throws her completely off guard.
A great part of that trilogy was how it worked a virtue of Luke’s into a positive and negative.
His patience with Mara and refusal to let her go on a self destructive path pays off, but then we see with C’Baoth that for all his good intentions, he fools himself into thinking he can help a lost cause and nearly dies as a result. It’s an organic way to extend a conflict without the characters all turning into abject morons.
And for me, it’s Mara nearly going insane when Luke nearly gets mauled and promptly goes back to sleep when she shoots it off him.
Was she? I don't think I ever got to that part.
She was just competent at her job, I never felt she's particularly Mary Sue-ish. If anything she's a fanboy wish fullfillment, because she's a sexy evil tsundere Imperial spy who got turned into the Light by the audience's surrogate farmboy dick and turned into a loyal waifu.
It’s rare to see a game where the evil path is head and shoulders better than the good one.
Rampaging through Korriban, taking on everything, killing the bad guy and ultimately duelling Kyle is far better than babysitting Jedi and fighting Tavion twice
>It’s rare to see a game where the evil path is head and shoulders better than the good one.
KotOR 1 also delivers with its Dark Side path.
And the Dark Side ending for Dark Forces 2 is also fun, if batshit insane.
>ywn see the liberation of coruscant >or the bacta war >or wraith squadron's geurilla shenanigans against zsinj >or han solo commanding an entire fleet of republic ships >or cheeky bro times with wes, hobbie, tycho and wedge (yub yub commander) >or literally anything as fun or exciting as these novels had
Frick, that would be an incredible climax to see on the big screen. Its so damn pitiful how bad the mouse's offerings of "stronk female character who don't need no jedi master" when we had Iceheart decades ago showing what a truly competent and intimidating woman in the SW universe would be like. Pair that with the topicality of having a villain unleash a virus to sow discord amongst their enemies and we could have had some of the greatest kino to ever come out of the franchise. It was not be though.
Except they didn't, Mara is still canon to me, Disney Wars is godawful fanfic tier. The moment Lucas signed it over, the original Star Wars canon ended.
The EU is just as bad as Disney, they suffer from the same main flaw, catering to women audience. Novels are for women, that's why the EU is full of badass female characters and the stories are dumb fanfiction a la Filoni and shit.
its star wars, who cares. everything is just an excuse to to have different colored laser swords being twirled around.
FPBP Star Wars gays btfo BUT at least we would get some hot redhead chick having the evil fricked out of her. You're telling me that in itself isn't better than 99% of Star Wars??
name every "hot redhead chick" working in Hollywood that would even be remotely a good choice for the role
Karen Gillan, Emma Stone, I guess even Liz Olsen would co.
Except a lot of Star Wars content barely shows any lightsaber fights now.
The show about fricking Obi-Wan Kenobi hardly had him use his lightsaber.
Since there are so many star wars fan films
And all star wars fans are big coomers
How come there is no high quality star wars porn parody where Mara Jade gets the dark side fricked out of her?
Bonus points if it's kino and follows the OT canon.
probably because mara jade was most popular in the 90s when porn parodies weren't common
It still exists.
I cri everytiem
No, seriously, frick Disney.
Reminder she would've been played by a sheboon
Of course she would be. Redhead genocide is a thing. So maybe it was for the best she was never adapted into the big screen.
I completely agree with you. Frick Yidney.
that's impractical clothing for twin suns
...Huh?
Mara's twin suns look quite practical in that clothing, I don't know what you are on about.
>redhead Luke's wife fanfic self-insert le ebin imperial elite jedi assassin
>purple lightsaber on anyone but Samuel L Jackson
Nothing of the value was lost.
Some tourists pretending EU was ever anything but trash is amusing.
Eat shit and die, fake fan reylo creep mouse shill.
Your fanfic books you read as a child are trash. Not even worthy of reading while taking a shit. You are old and soon you will die. Clinging to your memories of reading this garbo in your childhood is the only thing that gets you going.
Project harder, homosexual. YWNBAW
Why would I want to be a woman? I am content with being a man. Your low effort shitposts don't cut it.
>project harder
>throws a hissy fit about fake fans and mouse shills
lol
lmao even
Reminder that books and comics are fanfics.
I'm not the one wasting valuable time out of my day to post owtheedje.jpg cringe in a thread I supposedly don't give a shit about, mouse shill.
>I am content with being a man
Post wrists.
does it make you happy to be so vile? you didn't have to click the thread. i feel so tired lately. i get accosted regularly and i simply don't have the drive or fire anymore to so much as bite back to defend myself, all i can do is ignore it or take it.
We had chad Luke Skywalker redeeming a hot Imperial assassin with his dick. How is that not cool?
Also, purple lightsaber is a pretty common color.
Fanfic shit. Literally something a tasteless fanboy would write.
>purple is common
No, only Mace Windu had it.
mace wasn't even the first to have a purple lightsaber casual scum
Not on screen = didn't happen.
I am sorry you feel so strongly about fanfic low quality trite you consoomed as a kid because you didn't know better.
Mace Windu is the only one with purple lightsaber.
it happened in official stories, you being too much of a Black person to read isn't my problem
Didn't happen on screen - didn't happen at all. Your """ official """ stories are no better than AO3 fics written by tumblrinas. That mara jade cringe sounds exactly like one of those fics. Was it written by a woman by any chance?
>He doesn't know who created Mara Jade
Dude, what are you even doing in a Star Wars thread, outside of shitposting?
Sir, this is Cinemaphile - TELEVISION and FILM board. Nobody here knows what is mara jade. Looks like some deviantart fan art based on AO3 sex fic.
Welp, I do know her. You don't sound like a Star Wars fan if you're only interested in the movies (including the bad ones)
cope Black person
>he thinks it wasn't on screen
Ngmi
This story takes some weird place in canon. I still don't get why Mara Jade of all people would train under Kyle Katarn.
you made tumblrinas seethe
Suck Sam Jackson's dick harder. Work the shaft, too.
>Not on screen = didn't happen
wrong
I know you don't care about the reasonings in the slightest and are just shitposting, but the usage of the purple lightsaber for Mara made thematic sense. Back in the better days, before the Mouse, the color of your lightsaber also notified your position/fighting style/personality. Blue were the Guardians, being ace warriors, like Obi Wan and Anakin, green were Consulars, bring serene and calm Force users, like Luke and Yoda, purple were those agressive warriors tapping into the Dark Side or the full on Dark Jedi (like Mace and Mara). And red were the Sith.
>Kotor DND class bullshit
>reasonable justification
top kek
not on screen = didn't happen
>I'm not the one wasting valuable time out of my day to post owtheedje.jpg cringe in a thread
But you are posting here right now.
Kotor classes were moronic and only minority morons tried to port them to other material.
>muh heckin SLJ
Grow up.
You are correct to point out that EU overall was not seen in high regard but even the mediocre parts completely overshadow Mousetrash.
EU had amazing story lines in it or at the very least the elements to tie together into a great film or 3, but now all that is in the past.
I personally zoned out from Star Wars when Force Unleashed came out and seeing that game now being praised despite being quintessential example of OC donut steel mediocre GoW clone is bizarre at best
The benefit of the EU was the multitude of stories and ideas. The problem with Disney's trash is that they seemed locked into one idea, then pivoted not based on the story but on 'sales', and now they are focused on the 'high republic' garbage no one cares about - all why blatantly stealing from the EU they claimed was trash.
>I personally zoned out from Star Wars when Force Unleashed came out and seeing that game now being praised
I see more people praising JFO than Force Unleashed, the attachment to the latter seems more like obligatory nostalgia.
I saw people going
>JFO is a shitty soulsclone, now FU, that was real Star Wars
Both are extremely mediocre games at best.
Maybe not my point, but EU still had vast array of concepts, places, ideas, characters, designs built up over several decades that could have been used for the new films.
Instead Mouse rehashed OT and then as the other anon pointed out, subtly tried to take ideas from EU while denying
>Jan Ors? Who is that? Jyn Orso is a completely unique character, its just a coincidence they both were involved with stealing Death Star plans
I am STILL PISSED
Fallen Order is pretty good overall. It corrects some of the mistakes the Jedi Knight games made, and manages to tell a passable story unlike those games.
> pretty good overall
Its absolutely mediocre, by the numbers hack and slash
>It corrects some of the mistakes the Jedi Knight games made
Such as?
>Such as?
Basic enemies are threatening, with reflecting bolts an actual mechanic. Being able to waltz into a room and let Kylo auto-reflect every shot is amusing but it isn't great game design. Lightsaber combat in general is more limited but also more deliberate; in the Jedi Knight games it would quickly devolve into nonsensical flailing (or comically stupid meta, in the case of PVP). Basic movement is also a lot better, since it's committed to being a third-person action adventure game and not an ungainly hybrid. DF2 is still my favorite Star Wars game and Outcast sits comfortably in second place, but they were always very flawed games that got by on their premise and elaborate level design.
>Kylo
What a terrible mistake.
Basic enemies are threatening to start off with in the early levels, before Kyle has reconnected.
Walking in and stabbing everything will get you killed by attrition until you’re past Bespin, and even after that you get missile launchers and shotgunners that can catch you off guard.
>Being able to waltz into a room and let Kyle auto-reflect every shot is amusing but it isn't great game design
I don't think its that easy on higher difficulties, basic enemies being literal pushovers is a flaw, Star Wars would allow for some interesting enemy design that at the time of Outcast/Academy was not fully utilized.
> Lightsaber combat in general is more limited but also more deliberate
I don't feel that FO direction is the one that game should have went. A system similar to M&B would open up a more intricate combat system.
>Basic movement is also a lot better
I disagree, janky idtech3 FPS movement substituted by twin stick console garbage, its neither here nor there.
You can't have TJK movement on a console, it just doesn't work, while console style hack and slash movement feels limiting on PC
>Maybe not my point, but EU still had vast array of concepts, places, ideas, characters, designs built up over several decades that could have been used for the new films.
Like? The EU is pretty much responsible for the flanderization of the setting of Star Wars and making it all revolve around the Skywalkers. Even KOTOR, which is literally set three millenia before the saga, basically looks the same as the movies, complete with Tatooine and Hutts still being crime bosses.
>The EU is pretty much responsible for the flanderization of the setting of Star Wars and making it all revolve around the Skywalkers.
>Rogue Squadron
>Boba/Mando Books
>Legacy
>TOR
Even the LotF books makes it clear Luke built a Jedi order to move beyond the Skywalkers with that line being a part, but not the only thing going on.
>Rogue Squadron
Rogue Squadron still has the characters constantly bring up the OT trio (hey what would Luke or Han do in this situation, remember Luke, Han, and Leia? this is a Star Wars novel!!!)
>Boba/Mando Books
Discounting the whole Traviss debacle, didn't Boba end up training Jaina anyway?
>TOR
The main villain of that game was literally Palpatine on steroids
>Legacy
>Even the LotF books makes it clear Luke built a Jedi order to move beyond the Skywalkers with that line being a part, but not the only thing going on.
Sure glad that the Legacy era NJO's last hope won't rest on a skywalke- oh wait
FotJ makes it clear Legacy was an alternate timeline which Jacen fricked with when he turned Sith and broke Centerpoint.
The old republic era was significantly more than the tortanic, anon.
It goes from the dark horse run all the way to the big guy trilogy, none of which heavily leans on the OT.
Dark Horse run still uses the PT visuals (and even still ties into the Skywalkers with that character who gets put on stasis and another has a vision of Luke/Vader) while the Bane trilogy is weird because it once again retcons the era its set in as futuristic when it was previously depicted as a more medieval fantasy.
If you’re stretching the definition that thin then nothing will satisfy you
Point is the EU is never truly standalone or original, it either always connects to the Skywalkers or reuses the same visuals from the movies even if its literally set in a distant era long before.
Tales of the Jedi didn't.
Exar Kun is the main antagonist of the Jedi Academy, it does have unique visuals but KOTOR literally undid all that and the visuals of that game became a mainstay in the Old Republic era.
>Legady
GIVE ME DARTH TALON YOU FRICKING MOUSE israeliteS
FRICKING DO IT
>I see more people praising JFO than Force Unleashed, the attachment to the latter seems more like obligatory nostalgia.
TFU is pretty bad.
Force Unleashed was fricking epic no cap
you parents were pretty bad
The EU was already in decline by the time Disney bought the franchise though and was thoroughly being fricked over by The Clone Wars series.
Exactly, it's not just the Mouse. You can see where they started to take less risks in storytelling. That said, nothing was comfier than Luke and Ben on their odyssey to find out where Jacen fricked up.
The strength and weakness of the EU was the practically non existent barrier to entry or oversight. You had George’s rules of don’t frick with Vader, Luke, Han or Leia, but that’s about it.
It let people air out the weird and wonderful even when it might not be a good idea, while also letting authors simply give people what they wanted, no matter how pandering it might have felt.
It’s why you got things like the kotor comics, which did the unthinkable and barely had anything to do with the games, or had Kyle Katarn, who is essentially Han Solo if he was a Jedi and somehow managed to work without being a colossal Mary Sue (and frick power level gays who claim otherwise, they don’t know what the term means).
Disney to contrast somehow manages to have tyrannical oversight while having absolutely no barrier to entry in terms of writing ability. It’s frankly amazing how utterly they fricked it up with soulless bullshit.
I preferred Corran Horn to Kyle Kattarn. It's a shame we never got a Kyp Durrton/Octa Ramis teamup series.
I love the x wing books but corran horn is just a fan fiction tier self insert
>Kyle Katarn, who is essentially Han Solo if he was a Jedi and somehow managed to work without being a colossal Mary Sue (and frick power level gays who claim otherwise, they don’t know what the term means).
Kyle Katarn worked, because the dude was so fricking ridiculous in terms of sheer badassery that it looped itself around and became cool again. This dude has bigger kill count than a Death Star and that's not even an exagerration.
He was also a Jedi Master to Mara Jade in his spare time.
Kyle on paper is ridiculous, but in his own stories he’s clearly not infallible.
Outcast, the one that gave him most of his reputation, is a story based around him making colossal frick ups and having to make amends. Genuine Mary Sues have no flaws.
>Genuine Mary Sues have no flaws.
Not necessarily true, a mary sue can still have "flaws" like being clumsy or having a weirdly edgy backstory, even be the most hated character in-universe. What makes them truly a sue is that the narrative bends over to entirely revolve around them.
Fair point. I should have said meaningful and deliberate flaw, since Sues like Rey tend to have ones that don’t mean shit (like just wanting to be loved ;_;) or are accidental (like her clear anger issues).
Contrast with Kyle’s flaws, where his fear makes him refuse his potential with the force, which lets Desann wipe the floor with him, and anger that lets him then play Kyle like a fiddle.
>Disney to contrast somehow manages to have tyrannical oversight while having absolutely no barrier to entry in terms of writing ability. It’s frankly amazing how utterly they fricked it up with soulless bullshit.
My hot take is that it's actually not that different from the EU, both literally and figuratively. You have stuff that everyone jerks off to like Rogue One, The Mandalorian, the Soule Vader run, and Jedi Fallen Order then stuff people decry like the sequels and Book of Boba Fett.
Nothing has fundamentally changed aside from emphasis on more movies and shows instead of novels or comics.
the disney eu is very bland and feels like filler
This. The entire EU was garbage from the start
>B-but muh Darth Bane and muh Thrawn
Shit characters that people meme'd themselves into liking. Seriously, I remember how back in the day when stuff like the Dark Empire and the Yuuzhan vong War were hated by the community, same with the Prequels, but oh no, Disney made something moronic, so now all of that previous shit was actually gold all along. I hate this mentality. Just because there's a fat smellier turd next to the smaller one, doesn't make the smaller one into a gold nugget now does it?
Most people who hated it hadn’t read it.
The fact that Luuuke and Skippy were treated as examples of bad writing were proof of that.
You know this is just George poking fun at himself, right? He actually didn't mind Mara Jade in the end.
“I’ve left pretty explicit instructions for there not to be any more features. There will definitely be no Episodes VII-IX. That’s because there isn’t any story. I mean, I never thought of anything. And now there have been novels about the events after Episode VI, which isn’t at all what I would have done with it. The Star Wars story is really the tragedy of Darth Vader. That is the story. Once Vader dies, he doesn’t come back to life, the Emperor doesn’t get cloned and Luke doesn’t get married…”
–George Lucas, Total Film, May 2007
“George couldn’t stand Mara Jade. They went out and got some sort of person who looked like she had stepped out of a Cosmopolitan magazine to be the model for Mara, and he just thought the whole thing was so not Star Wars, and not his vision for Star Wars. […] And also she married Luke, and he says ‘Jedi don’t marry.’ So for him, that was important.”
– J.W. Rinzler, former non-fiction author and editor of Lucas Licensing
Based George dabbing on fanfic cringe.
>he doesn't know
Some other guy's dubious account does not equate to George's opinion.
>some guy's
>J.W. Rinzler, who documented the creation of every single star wars movie and interviewed Lucas gorillion of times
moron. Go back to reading your fanfic shit, and get off Cinemaphile.
>Jedi don't marry
Blatant Lucas retcon. He's a contrarian frick
>retcon
Obi-Wan had no wife in the OT.
Yoda had no wife.
Luke had no love interest outside of Leia, and when he found out she was his sister and when he truly became a Jedi Knight in Return of the Jedi, he forsake that idea. Only Darth Vader had a wife, and he fell to the Dark Side. If you think about what it means to be a Jedi, what responsibility they have, and what's at stake - you realize pretty quickly, that they cannot get married. But fanfic readers don't think. For they are fanfics - made solely to satisfy faboys's lowest impulses.
Why are you so obsessed with jedi being virgins? Does it make it easier for your autistic ass to self-insert?
Don’t talk to prequel babbies, anon.
They’re idiots from reddit prequel memes that think they’re in good company because of people rightfully shitting on the sequels
I don't mind the prequelgays. As long as they are not bonheaded trolls or idiots.
I never stopped liking the prequels.
Nothing lucas or in any of the films said they can't have sex lmao, just to avoid personal connections with others. Star wars was also written post hippie era and sex only after marriage is a very specific christianity thing that wouldn't apply to star wars' universe. Luke having a fling isnt really the same as him getting married to some mary sue and having kids... I can see why george would be pissed
>Obi-Wan had no wife in the OT.
>Yoda had no wife.
I guess they were busy with other things. Also Obi-Wan and Satine 100% fricked. And that's TCW. That's late Lucas, who finally got over his divorce with Marcia. Lucas is notorious for changing his mind time and time again.
First, nothing indicated that they fricked. They simply had feelings for one another, because they were both young and met one another on an exciting adventure.
Second, they did not marry. And if you remember, Obi-Wan said: "Had you said the word, I would have left the Jedi Order." He never, ever, intended to marry her while being a Jedi. It's either one or the other. You can't have both. Lucas didn't change his mind on anything - the Jedi cannot marry. Being a Jedi is supposed to be the deepest commitment, like Obi-Wan himself stated in Attack of the Clones. Being committed to another person, i.e. being married, is incompatible with one's commitment to the Jedi Order and the Galaxy first.
It's embarrassing how so damn stupid SW fanboys are.
So, some guy. Not Lucas.
You know what? We were having a nice thread here until you started shitting it up and acting like a real Black person. I wish you would just leave!
Stackpole says something very different. Lucas wasn't in love with the character and Luke having a love interest wasn't something that Lucas would've gone with, but he approved of it anyway, because, sure, why not. If this doesn't work out he may always decanonize her. But then the fans liked the character and the overall idea and there was really no reason to be petty about Mara Jade, so he just accepted that and moved on.
Lucas never gave a frick about the EU much either way. Mara Jade definitely isn't a very Lucas-y idea, though.
It's even more hilarious when you learn grumpy hermit loser Luke originated from George too
Luke losing faith and having that character arc isnt a bad thing. The execution in nu-star wars is absolutely horrible though. He literally tried to execute his nephew because he had some bad dreams about him maybe turning to the sith and tried to murder in his fricking sleep. not even a single discussion on it or call his parents or anything. it was complete character assassination at every level. even his 'redemption' is just 'die you old white male and make room for stronk wymen oh ya your sister that has never done anything is better in the force and can be space jesus surviving in a vacuum and from entire bridge being blown up and will train the future generations in your stead you fricking fialure that couldnt even buy time for people to escape'. its a fricking joke what they did to him.
the idea for him to become disillusioned after he fails to rebuild the order and going grey force hermit isnt a bad idea at its core though.
It’s a concept that needs an entire trilogy built around it, not something to put in the second act and never touch on again.
JJ didn’t do Rian any favours, but it’s no excuse
It's not too hard to believe that George would have come up with a similar reason that would have pissed off the fanbase. He was literally derided back in the 2000s for character assassinating Anakin in the prequels and Han in the special edition, the latter became its own meme.
Han shooting in self-defense is much better. I don't want my kids to adore a murderer. George was right.
But that kind of fricks over his character arc in ANH, in which he was a sleazy guy who had no qualms about murder and only cared about paying his debts to later joining a good cause and becoming an important figure in the rebellion.
He is still that. His arc about coming around and helping Luke and the Rebels over his personal gain is still intact. Murdering Greedo adds absolutely nothing to it. It's irrelevant and rather derails attention from what is actually important.
>Murdering Greedo adds absolutely nothing to it. It's irrelevant and rather derails attention from what is actually important.
It does actually
>George was right.
He was not. It's obvious that Han shoots first because he knows Greedo and what Greedo is about to do. The original scene demonstrates Han's self-reliance and savvy; one gets an understanding of the trouble he gets into and his experience with it. The change also just flat-out looks like dogshit.
Han was already in the wrong. Han owed money. He was literally smuggling drugs. Greedo was merely collecting. Greedo did not point a gun at him just because. It was Han's own fault. Making him a murderer on top of that is too far. George was right.
Don’t sprain your back with those mental gymnastics
Nothing I wrote is gymnastics. It was all there in the movie. moron Han owed money. Greedo was never in the wrong. He became in the wrong when he decided to shoot and kill Han, and then Han shot back in self-defense.
Murdering people for owing debts is morally wrong.
I’m not even going to insult you because at this point you’re clearly pretending to be moronic for the sake of driving people into frustration and then claiming you’ve won when m they inevitably put a verbal foot wrong.
I know you’re not going to stop, I just want to let you know it’s very transparent and I’m disappointed you’re stooping to this.
>Murdering people for owing debts is morally wrong.
Indeed. Which is why Han was justified in shooting back. But Han was never justified in shooting first. For all intents and purposes, Greedo was going to detain Han, which was the right thing to do. Han owed money.
>it wasn't right
Who cares? It was badass and Han lived to see another day
Is that you, Rick Worley?
>murderer
That’s moronic.
If someone points a gun at you then shooting them is self defence. If someone points a gun at you and tells you flat out that they’re going to use it, not shooting them is idiotic.
Han gave Greedo an out and he refused to take it, he genuinely did everything he could feasibly do to not kill greedo
Han was always acting in self defence and the fat that morons like you complain about him shooting first changed the scene is just proof the change needed to be made.
>Luke losing faith and having that character arc isnt a bad thing.
I mean, this was even a plot point in the EU. For frick's sake, his fricking nephew and student had fallen into the Dark Side and killed Mara Jade. That alone made Luke disillusioned as frick. The difference is - what are you going to do with that arc to make it satisfying and make Luke feel like Luke. And Johnson did nothing with it. Luke just bumbled around for a while, accomplished nothing and died like a ponce. And what everybody wanted to see was Luke getting his shit together (as he did in EU) and either trying to redeem Kylo Ren or spiritually lead the Resistance together with Leia, now that there is hope.
Luke still angrily kills a character in cold blood and then fricks off in a contrived way to allow Jacen to rise to power in the EU, the only real difference is that Luke lives in the end so he can continue to be the main character in several more book series that no one cares about and are unironically worse than the sequels.
>are unironically worse than the sequels.
Rian, pls.
JJ made the worst ST movie though
Sure, but that was due to Rian being a trolling dipshit.
That's not really an excuse. TLJ could've had a much better sequel than TROS.
How? It's so much more easier to make a sequel to TLJ than like Infinity War, which literally had to pull time travel out of its ass to resolve everything.
I mean, you are kinda left with no villain (and Kylo Ren might be a vaguely interesting character, but a really shitty villain) and most of the plot points prematurely resolved, so we are back to square one.
Kylo intentionally being a shitty villain would be more compelling than the average MCU movie formula of introducing a new villain whose supposed to bigger and badder than the previous one only to still get defeated in the same way on the end, at least it would provide a solution to how the FO would collpase without resorting to another superweapon getting blown up (Kylo being incompetent as supreme leader leads to divisions and low moral within the organization, it can also tie into a new Finn arc where he leads a mass stormtrooper rebellion)
I don't believe the Disney writers recognized the fact that Darth b***h was a shitty villain in the first place.
The entire point of his character in TFA was that he was a whiny emo trying to imitate Vader but ultimately fails pathetically, he's only really dangerous in that his connection to the OT heroes makes him the likeliest character to kill them off.
Yes. But I'm completely convinced this is what passes as "good villain" among current year Disney producers.
>But I'm completely convinced this is what passes as "good villain" among current year Disney producers
What passes as a good villain to Disney is a one-off character played by some celebrity actor
Yeah, but then the heroes don't have to do anything, just wait till Kylo collapses the FO from the inside.
And it's the final movie in the saga, you EXPECT some big finale, but your villain is an incompetent shithead that you don't even need to fight because he will easily defeat himself. That's not the movie way.
I already suggested that Finn incites a big stormtrooper rebellion that leads to the FO's downfall while Poe sucks his dick to satisfy everyone who for some reason thought their dynamic was leading to a gay romance and Rey can just defeat Kylo one-on-one in an epic lightsaber duel.
TLJ is appalling shite. Anyone who responds with whataboutism should be castrated. It is possibly the worst blockbuster ever made
I genuinely think TFA and TROS are both worse.
the force awakens is really unoriginal but it's a fun one time watch
You are genuinely a fricking moron who should be castrated
All three are garbage, but TLJ is at least the best looking Star Wars film since Empire. TFA has nothing going for it. TROS has less than nothing.
>Anyone who responds with whataboutism should be castrated.
Again, TLJ clearly isn't the worst blockbuster ever made when those movies exist. That's not whataboutism, just true.
All Star Wars after 1983 is shit. But we can't let go.
go back sucking Rian's butthole, reylo cuck
>Anyone who responds with whataboutism should be castrated.
>All Star Wars after 1983 is shit. But we can't let go.
Wrong.
If you can let go, more power to you. You have my admiration.
>But we can't let go.
The media won't let us, they keep pumping shit out and sometimes we get peer pressured by normies falling for marketing bullshit to keep consuming it even though it doesn't actually make us happy
All Disney films and shows were shit. I only somewhat liked parts of Rogue One (the obvious reshoots at the end, the ones the main characters were not part of) and a few scenes in the Mandalorian. I love how they ditched Rian, D&D, Patty Jenkins, and soon Taika who they only hired due to being 'hot' directors.
How can someone have such a shitty and moronic opinion as you?
>Yeah it was dreadful (and is widely regarded as killing the entire franchise) BUT these other films were worse imo because they weren't as pretty!
Films are a visual medium. TLJ is no worse with its writing than the other two sequels, ultimately. So yes, being pretty does give it the advantage.
TLJ is a terrible movie.
>TLJ is no worse with its writing than the other two sequels, ultimately
TROS is worse, and TFA is on par.
>he's still going
Hey moron, no one's impressed by you constantly saying idiotic things
The prequels are still worse, no the worldbuilding isn't good or special and Clone Wars should be the one credited for making the characters and story slightly more interesting.
>The prequels are still worse
They look worse. I still think the prequels manage to have a better story. They're all trash. Good Star Wars ended in 1983, and even RotJ is sloppy.
>I still think the prequels manage to have a better story.
Never thought so, if you look at the narratice overall then it's as disjointed as the sequels. TPM was basically filler beyond establishing the characters, AOTC is all about setting up a conflict that gets immediately resolved in the next film, and ROTS crams what should have been three films worth of plot and development into just one.
I agree with your assessment of the prequels, but they at least have a thematic throughline.
>TLJ is no worse with its writing than the other two sequels, ultimately
Do you just like ignore every criticism of tlj or is it a medical issue, like you have an extra chromosome or something?
Did you miss the part where I said TLJ was a terrible film? TFA and especially TROS just also have dogshit screenplays.
>still sticking to whataboutism
>can't actually name a single thing worse about either film other than muh visuals
Are you just trolling?
Why isn't how a film looks reason enough to call it better, given the writing is immeasurably bad across the lot? Cinematography matters in cinema.
When LITERALLY EVERYTHING in TLJ is worse than every other blockbuster by a country fricking mile, its small feat of looking "slightly" better visually isn't any sort of saving grace. You have to be an uneducated pleb moron to actual give value to pretty visuals with no substance to the point of ignoring everything fricking happening in the film.
>to the point of ignoring everything fricking happening in the film.
But I'm clearly not, given I've stated several times over that TLJ is a feat of disastrous screenwriting. I think you need to take a course in remedial English.
Jesus fricking christ. Saying "it's trash... BUT the other films are worse" isn't decrying the film. It's the opposite, it's defending it because you only come out of the woodwork to voice such a cancerous opinion when people start shittalking your precious piece of crap (which is so much worse than literally every other blockbuster, nevermind star wars film, btw)
Unironically go frick yourself and tell Rian that he's an insufferable prick next time you're rimming his putrid butthole
>isn't decrying the film
It is for those of us with working brain cells.
All three were soft remakes of the original films.
>Clothing
Come on now, no one gives a shit at all about this
>no one gives a shit about the aesthetic design choices of a multi-million dollar sci-fi blockbuster known for its elaborate and visually interesting costumes
Weak b8
Also,
>ignoring literally every other criticism
>multi-million dollar sci-fi blockbuster known for its elaborate and visually interesting costumes
Usually that's referring to the alien designs, not the actual outfits.
Last Jedi sucked but a lot of these criticisms are pretty lame.
1. Couldn't this same criticism be leveled at Empire? The Battle of Hoth, then the Asteroid Field chase and Dagobah, then Cloud City, all of these are "cool scenes" to the point that it's the entire movie.
2. This could also be applied to Luke. Of course, narratively both of them are terrorists who blow up a military base killing hundreds of thousands of people, the idea that they're inoffensive just means you're not paying attention to the narrative. Which is odd because the first point talks about how they didn't create "a plot that could generate excitement through it's [sic] narrative."
3. This is actually where we get into corporate focus grouping. A black guy getting with the white girl in a Star Wars movie was far too controversial for Disney. TLJ had lots of corporate-issued rewriting that took out the jokes, the humanization of the storm troopers, and Finn's story.
4. Agreed. "Both sides are bad" has been pointed out since the end of A New Hope had a reference to Nazi propaganda.
5. This is basically right. The question of a good character comes down to psychology. Jyn Erso is a Disney character who's both well-written as well as competent.
6. The actual trouble with the hyperspace kamikaze attack is that it takes a long time to charge up, it has to be done at very close range and, (despite being flashy) it doesn’t actually accomplish much. I’m pretty sure none of the baddie ships are actually destroyed; it’s cosmetic damage.This leads to a dissonance between plot and narrative. The plot relies on Holdo’s attack being weak in order to explain why it’s exceptional and unexpected.
7. This is also right. Episode VIII basically came about because people didn't understand what Luke did in the throne room in Episode VI.
8. The narrative is that the First Order are popular. People hated Palpatine but are otherwise fine with a Vader-worshipping theocracy led by a crusader.
9. Snoke was the third-most powerful person in the galaxy, who took over after Palpatine and Vader died.
10. I guess. Didn't people complain about the prequels not looking like the originals?
11. Kinda the same criticism here.
12. It actually ignores everything after Empire. We've got a fully-actualized Kylo Ren who's tried to convert Rey to Christianity (Vader tries the same with Luke in Empire). But the funny part is that Disney could've not even established a "sequel trilogy" and just made additional films. Nobody views all of this as a nonology anyway.
>filtered by Abeloth
Ngmi
The Abeloth/FotJ was the best evolution for Star Wars.
- Luke, Leia and Han in the background focused on Jaina and Ben
- The Republic not being Jedi simps anymore with a competent military
- A multitude of Sith from the Lost Tribe, all pretty and aesthetic as opposed to the virgin edgy 'One Sith'
- The Empire still existing as a foil, as was the Mandalorian/Verpine alliance giving the rise of private military companies providing easy access to smaller regional wars outside Republic boundaries
- Backdrop of Abeloth and other esoteric force groups reintroduced (baran do sages, ang tii monks, fallanassi, etc) to shake up the binary Jedi/Sith view of the force
And Disney fricked it all up.
Including Daala into the story was almost as moronic as the entire plot of LotF. Even giving Borsk Fey'lya that function would be a better choice.
Not really, considering our own current rise to populism. Sure, the Jedi saw her as a psychotic c**t but then again I am sure most saw her as goal driven to make the Galaxy great again. Of course, she folded the second real pressure came.
She was literally the worst genocidal maniac in post-Imperial history. Murdered millions of Republic citizens for no reason whatsoever. She got the Chief of State position because Karen Traviss wanted a woman in charge and she didn't bother to read other EU books.
So yeah, I guess it was pretty realistic, just in a more meta way.
>She was literally the worst genocidal maniac in post-Imperial history. Murdered millions of Republic citizens for no reason whatsoever. She got the Chief of State position because Karen Traviss wanted a woman in charge and she didn't bother to read other EU books.
Karen didn't write the last book, though. Plus people have short memories especially in a galactic scale. You see even now people going for leaders who are clearly against their own personal interests, then acted shocked when they fulfill.
>Karen didn't write the last book, though.
She re-introduced Daala at the end of LotF.
I don't buy the reasoning. Yeah, people are dumb, but not that dumb. It's like Britain electing Goering for Prime Minister 5 years after WW2 ended. The world isn't THAT dumb.
Look at the EU Han origin. You have him finding a sexy redhead slavegirl who is drug addicted who scams him and then later she shows up again working for the rebellion. Disney kinda adapted that and make a shitty film out of it.
It wasn't very good though
Your opinion. If you didn't ship Ben and Vestara then you're NGMI. The only bad part was the rushed wrapup ending which included the forced Abeloth = Mortis shit which you can tell they just threw in at the last minute.
Yeah, the Empire being a foil to the New Republic, while they both focus on combating a completely new, fresh threat, turning into this free-for-all is an excellent evolution with various shades of grey that Disney Wars should've gone with.
I love Ben and Vestara.
Vestara did literally nothing wrong.
Selling Allana out was arguably wrong. Also mass-murdering everyone in Lando’s factory.
“Young Sith gets dragged on Jedi adventures, engages in chronic backstabbing hijinks to aggravate Luke” was a great setup though. She was one of the best parts of FotJ, if not the outright best.
>Selling Allana out was arguably wrong
She was going to be flayed alive, plus the Sith would've figured it out soon enough.
>Also mass-murdering everyone in Lando’s factory.
That was after Jaina was going to freeze her in carbonite or whatever horrific shit was going to happen.
Lucas wasn't right on everything, the OT was great because he had Kasdan and Kurtz there too.
And Kershner, in the case of Empire specifically.
>Jedi don’t marry
wasn't the whole point that luke was a new breed of jedi, motivated by love rather than monklike indifference? i always wondered why lucas said luke-era jedi can't marry.
He was going through a rough time in his personal life. I wonder if current George with his black sugar momma would say the same.
Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit
why don't you post this on /swg/? Or has it turned to shit (predictable) now
The reylos and tumblr freaks were banished from Cinemaphile so they spam their homosexualry here
>reylos and tumblr freaks were banished from Cinemaphile
Bullshit.
I mean their nu wars shipping pedo general was banned on Cinemaphile so they keep trying to force it here, you can see the troony desperately baiting in this thread.
There's people unironically posting/discussing nuwars shit in there.
Mara Jade sucks. Star Wars ended in 1983.
>never forget
I don't give a shit about comics so I don't care
I still think Snoke being a shitty temp ruler only for Thrawn and his fleet to come back would have been infinitely better
But that would make Thrawn ancient as frick, if he was even alive at that point.
Although, Thrawn would've been a better villain anyway. But then Disney would have to pay Zahn royalties.
Shut up you ignorant reddit frick
>Mara never got ruined beyond what Traviss already did
Feels good man.
Imagine the obnoxious shit disney would pull without a trace of irony. They’d probably take her original self image at face value.
How did Zahn do it?
How did he write a trilogy that contains so many filters that reveal people parroting shit about work they’ve clearly never read?
Only Skippy is as much of a poser filter
I just want to imagine there's no Star Wars except the first 3
I wish I could just wish away all Star Wars after 1983, but I can't.
We have the power. Go ahead, ask me if there's a 9th season of Scrubs.
Rey...did I ever tell you about Mara Jade...?
She wasn't a good friend, actually.
Best Mara coming through
>best Mara
>the book in which she dies in most moronic way because Karen Travesty hated the Jedi
OK...
Was talking about her looks loser lol
Were you eating chicken and drinking grape juice while writing this post?
Was it actually written in that she switched to a blue lightsaber or was that an artistic choice for the cover?
Legacy of the Force was completely moronic, all down to the book covers.
She was also supposed to be around 60 yo. You wouldn't guess that from the cover.
I kek every time I see this shitty cover for the last EU book where they finally showed the trio as aged up in the art and even then Leia still looked like ESB-era with white highlights
Crucible was kino with old man Han getting tortured during a Sabacc game while Luke and Leia bungle their way to find him. Plus, clone creepy Leia.
See Ralph Macchio and Marissa Tomei.
>we could have seen this in live action...
I just can't do it anymore
IIRC she lost the purple lightsaber BEFORE she even met Luke Skywalker. Luke then gave her Anakin's lightsaber at the end of Thrawn Trilogy. Yes, Luke went back to Bespin and found his father's lightsaber + his severed hand, suck it, Maz Kanata. She only had a purple lightsaber during her time as Emperor's Hand. And she's only depicted with a purple lightsaber because it looks cool.
Which means, her purple lightsaber in Mysteries of the Sith is either a goof, or someone just went with a purple lightsaber because again, it looks cool.
>Yes, Luke went back to Bespin and found his father's lightsaber + his severed hand
Nope. Those were Thrawn's men working for Joruus C'baoth.
Right, my bad. I need to reread Thrawn trilogy because I admit my memory if those books is hazy as frick.
But, yeah, Luuke was cloned from Luke's severed hand after all.
I think she later remade her own purple saber to show she wasn’t just living off Luke’s charity
Would Star Wars have been better if Rey was sexier or dark side or both?
Also is Daisy was a better actress?
I actually don't mind Daisy all that much. The bawd was trying, she just had nothing to work with and she wasn't creative enough to come up with her own improv. She's not THAT bad of an actress, she just got stuck with the most blandest character possible, that's not even fun to play.
So she's basically the Hayden Christensen of the Sequel Trilogy?
Hayden is just an inherently bad actor, mostly because of his voice. It sounds too whiny and childish, they should redub all his dialogue with Matt Lanter's voice which fits the more brotherly character Obi-Wan described in ANH.
Kinda? Kinda the opposite? Anakin was an interesting character that Hayden couldn't bring to life due to his relative inexperience, while Rey is a bland as frick plank of wood, that Daisy tried to elevate with her natural charm (and say what you will about the kid, but she can be charming) and failed spectacularly.
no.
You can still read those and they're still just as shitty as they always were.
This is what they dangled in front of your noses then took from (you) because Disney can't write compelling stories or twists.
Screw bringing the Emperor back. The third movie should have been Rey becoming the villain and Kylo having to kill her after going through a redemption arc.
To be fair, none of these shitty characters deserved a competent story arc. On some level I'm glad episode IX was so horrible. It broke even the most fanatical shills.
There is an NSFW version, isn't it?
Reminder that ~~*the media*~~ went berserk on EU soon after TLJ came out just to condition normies into believing that NuWars is so much better.
And judging by this very thread, they seem to have succeeded.
Some anon once presented a foolproof method of spotting posers who shat on the Yuuzhan Vong story ark. Just ask them what they think of Zonama Sekot. I can guarantee you they'll all be like
>ZONA WHAT THE FRICK DE FRICK YOU TALKIN TO ME homie?
Same goes for every other part of EU. All of those b***hes who always scream the loudest against EU, never read a single EU in their entire life.
Imagine reading star wars "books". Get a fricking life, Jesus.
>I never read Star Wars books
>but I'll gladly b***h about them on Cinemaphile
What did she mean by it?
The pre-Disney EU is why Star Wars still exists. It also added a lot of different perspectives that didn’t take away from George’s creative vision (for the most part).
somebody actually draw this for fricks sakes
>being this new
I'm an old gay that doesn't waste his time with online drama, sorry for not being in the loop enough for your
For my what?
>The pre-Disney EU is why Star Wars still exists.
Star Wars already existed and always has since then because it came out back in 1977. It doesn't need the EU unless you're really attached to the merchandising.
Plus, they are releasing new produced EU unabridged audiobooks. They are highly produced (music, sound effects) and well read. Hopefully, they crack and start producing new EU content. If Thor 4 is really bad, goodbye Taika's SW stuff like they canceled the D&D and TLJ guys' stuff. They even canceled Patty's shitty X-wing 'reboot' and made the new EU audiobooks.
Trash character. Even Zahn hasn't deigned to re-canonize her. The Emperor's Hand was a stupid idea and Mara Jade was Mary Sue shit.
mara jade and thrawn were pushed down everyones throats so hard in the 90s it was fricking annoying
>pushed down everyone's throats
Yes please
Lol no.
Thrawn was, to the point Zahn wrote a second series to point out he wasn’t supposed to be infallible, but Mara was popular in spite of the writers. There was an infamous civil war when they tried to give Luke a new waifu, and they eventually caved and let Mara win the Lukebowl
>but Mara was popular in spite of the writers.
I think this is also why she survived George's wrath. He knew she was very popular with fans and I don't think he was a dick enough to just wipe her out of continuity he doesn't even care about just out of spite. Because I don't think George Lucas was inherently a dick to his fanbase.
George was able to separate the EU from his own work, and smart enough to know that pissing off people happy to give him money for no reason was a dumb idea.
He wasn’t afraid to piss people off when making his own work, but the idea of doing so over not liking a character that he didn’t consider his own was clearly childish to him.
>George was able to separate the EU from his own work
except the parts he took for the prequels.
He admitted that he was willing to stea- I mean borrow stuff from the EU for his own works.
>Because I don't think George Lucas was inherently a dick to his fanbase.
I think he was more often than not. Whenever I read about his shenanigans I see an autistic guy who "doesn't care" about EU, but somehow always turns up in the most inconvenient moments to frick something up. The Anakin Solo death is already infamous, but then you get the Korriban name change or petty shit like removing Revan and Bane from the Mortis arc in Clone Wars (i swear, Lucas fricking hates Karpyshyn) and retconing Bane as another moronic hissing evil idiot 2 seasons later. This guy could change his mind on anything randomly based on the flannel shirt he was wearing at the moment.
Don't forget
>Named the first draft of AOTC "Jar Jar's Great Adventure"
>Shut down a Chewbacca game in development simply because Wookies couldn't be Jedis or important for some reason
>Completely shifted the development of Star Wars 1313 by suddenly asking the devs to make the game about Boba Fett even though they already wrote the full story and were even recording the mocap with the actors.
George was more openly spiteful than Rian ever was.
>Jar Jar's Great adventure
I now understand the visceral hate fans had for him during the prequel era
To be fair, that 1313 / Boba Fett shit was inconsequential in the end. The studio got sacked about 2 weeks after the change. That being said, allegedly lots of SW game project got fricked over or went into development hell because of George.
I wouldn't call him spiteful, though. More like an actual autist (not the way we call each other autists here) who didn't want to share his toys with anyone, even though he had to, if he wanted to make money. This is what happens when one person gets all the credit for something that's clearly a shared effort... with occasionally next to zero actual involvement from George himself.
Yeah, Disney is way worse than George ever was, but it still pisses me off that he regained the undeserved visionary status just because the new owners are even more shitty at managing the brand.
>but it still pisses me off that he regained the undeserved visionary status
I mean, he WAS a visionary, that's for sure, but he was also a stubborn autist. He needed a LOT of convicing that some things he is not on board with are actually a good idea. But I don't think he was an butthole, at least not on purpose.
>Named the first draft of AOTC "Jar Jar's Great Adventure"
For a guy that parroted for decades about "doing things his way" he sure caved to popular opinion a lot
>Jar Jar’s Great Adventure
Holy shit this would’ve fricking ruled
Frick you, Thrawn is GOAT and Mara is great. I would take them anyday over this b***h Rey or Kylo Ren.
Average normie didn't even know about their existence, you moron.
>Average normie didn't even know about their existence, you moron.
So? You go to conventions today and you're more likely to see EU characters over Disney trash. The normies will consume porgs but won't sustain the fanbase. That's why all the merch is still Vader and R2d2.
the normalgays who only watch the movies didn't but anyone who delved deeper than that was bombarded with them
>grrrrl powah
>pink lightsaber
Into the trash it goes
The trash started before Disney bought LF. Remember Star Wars Legacy 2? They had an amazing comic run of Star Wars legacy with new characters and stories people loved. They then killed off all the Sith, forced a 'Solo' chick with super powers despite having no Jedi training, and produced a shit comic series which barely anyone remembers. I am shocked Legacy 2 isn't part of the Disney canon.
Honestly, Mara Jade was an even bigger Mary Sue than fricking Rey, and one of the very worst parts of the extended universe. It's no great loss.
Besides, everyone knows the superior Star Wars redhead is Natasi Daala.
She was a furgay.
>implying any woman would resist the BBC (Big Bothan wiener)
She knew Nek would easily solo Thrawn in a fleet engagement.
She wasn’t.
The whole point of dark force rising, and consequent development in last command, was the make clear that her self image was an utter lie and she was nowhere near as important as she thought she was.
This. Mara was someone who thought she was this all important 'Emperor's hand'. Shen finds out Palpy had multiple hands throughout the Empire and she wasn't all that important to the Empire. Similarly, she figured out her burning hatred for Luke was nothing but a petty outreach of the Emperor to potentially get her killed.
>Similarly, she figured out her burning hatred for Luke was nothing but a petty outreach of the Emperor to potentially get her killed.
I actually adore their first interaction on Myrkr. She's continually seething about wanting to kill Luke, while Luke just keeps treating her like she's his best friend and ignoring her spergouts, to the point he almost drives her to tears. It's great.
At that point Luke realized she was no legitimate threat to him. Similarly how he viewed C'baoth when R2 blasted him with the X-wing canon.
>At that point Luke realized she was no legitimate threat to him.
Yeah. Luke is cut off from the Force, is unarmed and lost in the unknown forest, while this weird spergy girl with overinflated ego keeps pointing a blaster at his face and he STILL doesn't consider her a legitimate threat. No wonder she almost broke down crying.
>NOTICE ME, SEMPAI!!! ;.;
>no.
Luke was also incredibly depressed at that point, too.
Something I noticed on rereading is that nobody actually likes her apart from Karde. It’s not until Luke, and later Leia, gets to know her that anyone but her boss treats her with anything more than respect.
She’s standoffish to practically everyone, and it’s only Karde going out of his way to be pleasant to all his employees that makes him get past it when she’s introduced.
>Something I noticed on rereading is that nobody actually likes her apart from Karde.
Yeah, she never bothered to actually make any friends, because she was this singlemindedly focused on her mission. Luke being just nice to her for the sake of being nice throws her completely off guard.
A great part of that trilogy was how it worked a virtue of Luke’s into a positive and negative.
His patience with Mara and refusal to let her go on a self destructive path pays off, but then we see with C’Baoth that for all his good intentions, he fools himself into thinking he can help a lost cause and nearly dies as a result. It’s an organic way to extend a conflict without the characters all turning into abject morons.
And for me, it’s Mara nearly going insane when Luke nearly gets mauled and promptly goes back to sleep when she shoots it off him.
Was she? I don't think I ever got to that part.
She was just competent at her job, I never felt she's particularly Mary Sue-ish. If anything she's a fanboy wish fullfillment, because she's a sexy evil tsundere Imperial spy who got turned into the Light by the audience's surrogate farmboy dick and turned into a loyal waifu.
She isn't, it's something mouse gays use to make Rey seem not awful.
worst of the EU > best of nu wars
good, the only good thing Disney has done with Star Wars was Order 66 the entire EU homosexualry
TLJ isn't a great film but compared to everything else, it's the fourth best SW movie after the OT.
Reminder that Jedi Academy is fricking great and the dark side ending should've been canon.
It’s rare to see a game where the evil path is head and shoulders better than the good one.
Rampaging through Korriban, taking on everything, killing the bad guy and ultimately duelling Kyle is far better than babysitting Jedi and fighting Tavion twice
>It’s rare to see a game where the evil path is head and shoulders better than the good one.
KotOR 1 also delivers with its Dark Side path.
And the Dark Side ending for Dark Forces 2 is also fun, if batshit insane.
ENTER
CHADMIRAL
Didn’t Jacen or Tahiri kill him like a b***h
Tahiri killed him because he refused to side with Caedus
TFU is much better than JFO
This would have made disney billions and they could have hired whatever actors they wanted for the cast.
>ywn see the liberation of coruscant
>or the bacta war
>or wraith squadron's geurilla shenanigans against zsinj
>or han solo commanding an entire fleet of republic ships
>or cheeky bro times with wes, hobbie, tycho and wedge (yub yub commander)
>or literally anything as fun or exciting as these novels had
We didn't know how good we had it.
These were trash
Imagine seeing the Lusankya arise on the big screen. And they had a perfect female antagonist in Ysanne Isard. All gone now.
Frick, that would be an incredible climax to see on the big screen. Its so damn pitiful how bad the mouse's offerings of "stronk female character who don't need no jedi master" when we had Iceheart decades ago showing what a truly competent and intimidating woman in the SW universe would be like. Pair that with the topicality of having a villain unleash a virus to sow discord amongst their enemies and we could have had some of the greatest kino to ever come out of the franchise. It was not be though.
>intimidating
>woman
>Jainia doesnt end up with Zakk
Im still salty.
Except they didn't, Mara is still canon to me, Disney Wars is godawful fanfic tier. The moment Lucas signed it over, the original Star Wars canon ended.
>we will never get George's microbiotic whill kino
crappy CGI?
I'm pretty certain they did not take that from us
The EU is just as bad as Disney, they suffer from the same main flaw, catering to women audience. Novels are for women, that's why the EU is full of badass female characters and the stories are dumb fanfiction a la Filoni and shit.
I'd waifu Leonia Tavira
>still in the timeline where SW is dead
so much for CERN's big meme collider
no this is what they took off from us
midichlorian world
not female siths
its for the best