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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we don't want him

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the first gay batman? nah I don't think so lol.
    also he's too old to have longevity as batman for 15 years to prop up a cinematic universe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh cinematic universe
      Brainrot
      Movies can be made without a 15 year plan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Warner brothers wants a cinematic universe, whether you do or not.

        This is a multi multi billion dollar potential franchise, Jake is an unstable schizo who shouts at people on set, is closeted and doesn't have the commanding presence that Batman needs.

        Comics are designed to have these characters crossover, Batman elevates Superman and vice versa if the interaction is done correctly. If you aren't a fan of the source material then why are you even talking about it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Source material has nothing to do with my post. Movies can be made without a 15 year plan, not everything has to be in a cinematic universe

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not everything, sure, but comic book films using the big 2 comic universes should be made with a cinematic universe in mind.

            source material has everything to do with it, trying to make a cinematic universe out of star wars is moronic because it is stretching out what little intrigue the setting has as a ensemble piece with high stakes to some weird grift with half baked characters getting fleshed out into something they are not.
            the source material for comics is so wide and intended for cross-overs that it demands it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want to jerk off to buff men like Cavill and Affleck but Gunn only hires homosexuals and Black folk

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting sick of all these actors wanting to play time as Batman. Its been done.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do so many actors want job security and millions of dollars for 2 months of work?!?!?!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >job security
        look how well that worked out for kang kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe don't hit women?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You say that as if it’s easy.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to see a sleepy eyed israelite as Batman though

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't have the batman voice

    Donnie Darko should be proud that he got picked to play Mysterio

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like ya bois take on batman where everybody basically knows bruce wayne is batman but goes along with pretending because they dont want to be killed by him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they dont want to be killed by him.
      this homie wont even kill the joker.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He cant kill the joker because without the joker there is no reason for batman to exist.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe they could make the gay gyllenhaal angle work for them.

          Batman and the Joker refuse to kill each other because they're secretly in love.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Surely that's been done before.
            At least once metaphorically like in the 50s and probably literally and very graphically in the last 10 years.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This doesn’t even make sense. The whole “You’re not batman without me to stop!” never made sense at all and is so melodramatic. Joker’s just another b***h in a whole city of crooks, maniacs, and supervillains.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >remove joker
          >Batman now no longer exists
          >all those other villains now take over the city because no Batman
          Your argument is possibly the dumbest shit I've ever read.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon and I completely agree with you, I find it so frickin dumb and cringey when Batman games/toons/movies/comics/whatever pull this card. It doesn’t make sense at all.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Co-Writer's Top Choice
    Means co-writer is a friend. Jakey too crazy for Batman, villain only. There's probably a Marvel hero he could do but he's like a little boy. Bruce Wayne is not a little boy. Kinda insulting but he'd be a good Nightwing?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's too old man
    He could've been Mr Fantastic if only he hadn't played Mysterio already

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lost out on incest kino in Dark Knight
    Frick Nolan

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ben Affleck, notoriously shitty actor, is Batman at 44
    Everybody cums their pants
    >Jake Gyllenhaal, a fantastic and superior actor to Shitfleck, is Batman at 41
    NOOOOOO ITS SUCH A BAT CHOICE HES TOO OLD AMMMMGGGG MY CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. donnie darko

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haven't seen it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don’t watch your own movies, Jake?

          >Ben Affleck
          >Chad

          You're braindead

          t. Jake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ben is an imposing chad with a huge jaw. Jake is a small framed 6 foot manlet. Wouldn't look the part at all. Would have been another bale/pattinson gayfest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ben Affleck
        >Chad

        You're braindead

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's the quintessential chad actor. Jake will always be a beta israelite at heart no matter how much he bulks up.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There’s something that just screams “insecure” about gyllenhall that I can’t put my finger on. He reminds me of a white Simu Liu, always trying to prove himself.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He gives off tryhard vibes in his dramatic performances for sure. Aspiring for a level of respect that's just out of his reach.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's a fricking moron and a shit actor that is only somewhat in the game because he's friends with Matt Damon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jake will always be forever-mogged by him. Height and jawline > Intelligence/acting talent

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you the person who officially understands the codified doctrine of Hollywood?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He would have been a good scarecrow

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy’s still chasing the superhero train after being in that spiderman movie kek, he must know the only people who watch his slop now are teenage girls.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jake has forsaken kino. He was on a good run about 10 years ago.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the dark nightcrawler

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