this kinda sucks.. I thought it was hilarious when i was 15

this kinda sucks.. I thought it was hilarious when i was 15

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >When I was 15

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Smith movies really help you appreciate how stupid you were as a teen. I still like Dogma and the first Clerks, but most of his stuff is terrible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry OP I did too

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was cool seeing Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill in a movie together again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mark Hamil went full joker and full trickster in that part

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has the years of marijuana abuse fried this dude's circuits so bad that he cries at Captain Marvel?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Applesauce b***h!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a different time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but some things never change.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >11 years

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All you motherfrickers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna frick your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny b***hes. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fricks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfricks are next. Love- Jay and Silent Bob.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      classic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      classic

      I liked at the end, when they start going to little kid's houses and beating them up
      >"Are you KevinJamesFan76 and did you say Jay and Silent Bob are ball lickers?"

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clerks was lame enough as is, the idea that so many people actually enjoyed these deranged offshoots Smith kept sharting out is something else...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not toking up and watching classic silent jay and bob
      I've read the cartoons, watched the show, and of course all the movies. Even the remake gets some laughs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok Zoomer. Sorry to hear you missed out on the 90s.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, this shit is still great, as is every early Kevin Smith movie. Teenage me was, is, and always will be correct.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If that was true you'd still be him and not you now. You now is wrong, making teen you also wrong. Dumdum. Maybe it isn't teen you that is always correct but just, you you that is always correct.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually Kevin Smith's high water mark. Nothing he made since this was ever as good.
    Notable lines include:
    >Boo boo kiddy frick
    >The clit is not real! No no! The clit's real! It's the female orgasm, that's the myth!
    >So.. action, Gus? Cuts to Gus Van Sant counting a pile of money. Jesus Matt I said I'm busy!
    >Why do they call you the wiener knocker? (Gets punched in the wiener.
    >Plaent of the apes cutaway.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this movie was released weeks before 9/11
    “Hollywood had it coming?”
    More like…“America had it coming for this fricking turd”

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what is your damage little boy? You got a sick and twisted world perspective.
    one of my favorite lines ever idk why i love it so much

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    t. Lovely tea party enjoyer

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Damnit Biggs, did you even read the script?! You wouldn't last a day on Dawson's Creek."

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot babes 10/10

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Smith is a hack. One of those things that should just stay in the 90s like Tom Green and Adam Carolla

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ali Larter farting was kinda hot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SHE was kinda hot!

      Ali > Eliza > Jay's Wife > Shannon

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