>called Barack 'I wuz born here I promise' Obama out on his arguments for change >so uh... it seems uh, that we can't exactly close down the bay like I promise so I'll just pretend I never said it
the time didn't go anywhere, it's moving at the same speed it always has for the past millenia. The only thing that changes is that our brains stop processing things the way they did when we were young. Your day is the same length it felt like even when you were 8 years old. The only difference is, a year from now you'll feel as though that day was only like 7 months ago, because you remember things differently now. Take solace in the fact that you feeling like time is going by faster is only because of the way you process the memories of the past, not the way you process the present. Your context of tine passage now takes finite time remaining into account, which means when you realize it's been a year, that hurts you because you are looking at it through the lense of mortality, which you didn't do when you were 12.
and remember, nobody knows what happens after death, for all we know you get a new game+ or a sandbox mode, or this was all just some elaborate university study you partook in and you're actually just matrix'd in to this, or maybe you purchased this life experience as entertainment, maybe when you die you wake up as some heavenly being who was just enjoying one of the lives he rented from the library, and you'll go out and rent a different life the next day to live through. you've got quite a collection. you're a connoisseur of all different types of lives and you prefer going in blind, for maximum immersion.
A whole lot of nothing, but the Democrats would have won the next election and they would have been able to fix the economy and avert the GFC instead of having to waste time patching up the ruination left by Republicans like they have to every time they return.
Nah, wouldn't surprise me if some in the american goverment knew it was gonna happen and let it because mosad sure did but bush himself would have been kept in the dark
>It happened the way the official narrative says it did
The Pentagon got hit with a missile and Flight 93 was shot down. I'm not convinced about building 7 being detonated but the North and South towers had no fuckery just 2 jets to the face.
finally, the thread that i can ask, because youtubes search system is now hot dogshit and has been for a few years
im looking for a flash animation (that i know WAS posted on youtube)
its about osama and bush, and bush is sending in girl scouts to go do pranks on osama, and it has a lil diddy that goes https://voca.ro/1inDatI5PQy1
this has been stuck in my head for years
Kinda crazy to imagine that without trump America would have been ruled by the same two families for 30 years (bush’s and Clinton’s - Obama counts for Clinton as she was in his circle)
it wasnt that he was popular, its just that americans were more willing to support the president regardless of their party affiliation in general post 9/11
The recession literally killed the American Dream. Everyone knows deep in their hearts that it's all a big joke now. It's just a matter of living quietly and miserably while the extremists talk from the podium.
I don't know if this was nation-wide, but growing up in my area it was considered poor taste to talk about who you voted for, like it was a literal secret. I rarely heard anyone discuss that and personal politics in general. Did fellow old anons have similar experiences like 15-20ish years ago?
sounds like an east coast swing state thing. left and right are both very vocal in states that are solid red or blue cause they know their opinions dont matter
i still watch all these regularly
“2-0-5” is my favorite >i feel a great sense of urgency >we need to stop the insurgency
cause every problem in the world ends right here on my desk
i tried to go to crawford l, even there couldnt get no rest
from same sex marriage, stem cells, scooter libby-
TOM DELAAAAAAAY
>called Barack 'I wuz born here I promise' Obama out on his arguments for change
>so uh... it seems uh, that we can't exactly close down the bay like I promise so I'll just pretend I never said it
more than 90% of people around here weren't even born when this came out
>Republicans are le bad!
Yeah we really missed the golden age of television
>television
OK, zoom zoom.
>Cinemaphile - Television and Film
What Television or Film is this?
Jibjab shit on both parties
census lady really coming up in the world
>19 years ago
What the fuck where did time go
I'm going to be old before I know it fuccckkk
whatev you still got it
we both still got it
the time didn't go anywhere, it's moving at the same speed it always has for the past millenia. The only thing that changes is that our brains stop processing things the way they did when we were young. Your day is the same length it felt like even when you were 8 years old. The only difference is, a year from now you'll feel as though that day was only like 7 months ago, because you remember things differently now. Take solace in the fact that you feeling like time is going by faster is only because of the way you process the memories of the past, not the way you process the present. Your context of tine passage now takes finite time remaining into account, which means when you realize it's been a year, that hurts you because you are looking at it through the lense of mortality, which you didn't do when you were 12.
and remember, nobody knows what happens after death, for all we know you get a new game+ or a sandbox mode, or this was all just some elaborate university study you partook in and you're actually just matrix'd in to this, or maybe you purchased this life experience as entertainment, maybe when you die you wake up as some heavenly being who was just enjoying one of the lives he rented from the library, and you'll go out and rent a different life the next day to live through. you've got quite a collection. you're a connoisseur of all different types of lives and you prefer going in blind, for maximum immersion.
GOTTA CALL MY FRIENDS IN HALIBURTON
>there was once a time when the biggest concerns in the world were about how close presidential elections were and sex scandals in the White House
HNNNNNNNG I MISS FLASH SO MUCH
>hey Mr. Taliban hand over Bin Ladin
Daylight come and we drop the bomb
I still know "what we call the news" by heart
>I'M AN INTELLECTUAL
>YOU'RE A STUPID DUMB ASS
But never forget that Kerry won 3 purple hearts
Did Bush do it?
No he wasn’t on the plane that is why he is still alive today
>happens in the first 6 months of being president
What would W. Presidency look like without the war on terror?
forgotten one termer like his father
september is the 9th month of the year
A whole lot of nothing, but the Democrats would have won the next election and they would have been able to fix the economy and avert the GFC instead of having to waste time patching up the ruination left by Republicans like they have to every time they return.
Britain would have never allied close with America, upset it’s EU friends and had Brexit
impossible to predict. He was installed specifically to fulfill the project for the new american century
Bush isn't israeli or working for the Mossad so I doubt it
>bush isn't israeli
Republican cope
Yes. H.W. Bush, that is.
He sure didn't prevent it
Nah, wouldn't surprise me if some in the american goverment knew it was gonna happen and let it because mosad sure did but bush himself would have been kept in the dark
>muh bush
It happened the way the official narrative says it did but they instantly seized upon it to benefit the oil industry, israel, and the MIC.
>It happened the way the official narrative says it did
The Pentagon got hit with a missile and Flight 93 was shot down. I'm not convinced about building 7 being detonated but the North and South towers had no fuckery just 2 jets to the face.
Does it really matter at this point?
no nothing matters
anyone can seeee
nothing really matters
to meeeee
Link
finally, the thread that i can ask, because youtubes search system is now hot dogshit and has been for a few years
im looking for a flash animation (that i know WAS posted on youtube)
its about osama and bush, and bush is sending in girl scouts to go do pranks on osama, and it has a lil diddy that goes https://voca.ro/1inDatI5PQy1
this has been stuck in my head for years
nevermind
i just found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9lwX2Brg3g
Anon that has been trapped in my brain for years and years and I couldn't for the life of me find it. I thank you.
Old YouTube was so kino. Dumb zoomer homosexuals will never know the golden age
>knows this from Youtube
Found the zoomer
kys.swf
>2006 is never coming back
I miss these vids
>2006 is never coming back
wrong
?si=tmGLrtulZh3Fxaq6
>599 views
You're one of the butt racers, aren't you
Kinda crazy to imagine that without trump America would have been ruled by the same two families for 30 years (bush’s and Clinton’s - Obama counts for Clinton as she was in his circle)
>she was in his circle
she was his secretary of state which is 4th in line
chelsea 2028
If you believe in polls. Bush still more popular than Obama, trump and Biden combine.
it wasnt that he was popular, its just that americans were more willing to support the president regardless of their party affiliation in general post 9/11
Why what happened on 9/11
They played some bullshit news segment over Dragonball. The world was never the same after that
The recession literally killed the American Dream. Everyone knows deep in their hearts that it's all a big joke now. It's just a matter of living quietly and miserably while the extremists talk from the podium.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6350
this gave me a fart fetish when I was a kid
Why can't political humor be like this anymore?
I know OP is an oldfag cause this is serious oldfag shit
for me its
HEY DAVE
>My koh-koh cola! where's my koh-koh colaaaaa?!
BASED. Klay World was kino
A T0 THE L TO THE G-O-R-E
I'M SWEETER THAN CANDY
FASTER THAN A GRAND PRIX
TRUE
TRUE
THESE ALLEGATIONS ARE FALSE
I DON'T WANNA EAT ANYMORE BROCCOLI
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=197095&n=JibJab+2000+Presidents+Rap.swf
JibJab was so kino
t. born in '95
The flash cartoon that ruined JibJab.
Nasty Santa is based.
But it's not gonna help you.
BECAUSE I WON THREE PURPLE HEARTS
I don't know if this was nation-wide, but growing up in my area it was considered poor taste to talk about who you voted for, like it was a literal secret. I rarely heard anyone discuss that and personal politics in general. Did fellow old anons have similar experiences like 15-20ish years ago?
sounds like an east coast swing state thing. left and right are both very vocal in states that are solid red or blue cause they know their opinions dont matter
I'M YODA! I'M A SOLDJA!
here is a better one
Sup patriot act
i still watch all these regularly
“2-0-5” is my favorite
>i feel a great sense of urgency
>we need to stop the insurgency
cause every problem in the world ends right here on my desk
i tried to go to crawford l, even there couldnt get no rest
from same sex marriage, stem cells, scooter libby-
TOM DELAAAAAAAY
I miss when political humor could be this lighthearted and still popular.