>this land is my land. >this land is your land

>this land is my land
>this land is your land

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >called Barack 'I wuz born here I promise' Obama out on his arguments for change
    >so uh... it seems uh, that we can't exactly close down the bay like I promise so I'll just pretend I never said it

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    more than 90% of people around here weren't even born when this came out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Republicans are le bad!

      Yeah we really missed the golden age of television

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >television
        OK, zoom zoom.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cinemaphile - Television and Film
          What Television or Film is this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jibjab shit on both parties

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      census lady really coming up in the world

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >19 years ago
      What the fuck where did time go
      I'm going to be old before I know it fuccckkk

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        whatev you still got it
        we both still got it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the time didn't go anywhere, it's moving at the same speed it always has for the past millenia. The only thing that changes is that our brains stop processing things the way they did when we were young. Your day is the same length it felt like even when you were 8 years old. The only difference is, a year from now you'll feel as though that day was only like 7 months ago, because you remember things differently now. Take solace in the fact that you feeling like time is going by faster is only because of the way you process the memories of the past, not the way you process the present. Your context of tine passage now takes finite time remaining into account, which means when you realize it's been a year, that hurts you because you are looking at it through the lense of mortality, which you didn't do when you were 12.

        and remember, nobody knows what happens after death, for all we know you get a new game+ or a sandbox mode, or this was all just some elaborate university study you partook in and you're actually just matrix'd in to this, or maybe you purchased this life experience as entertainment, maybe when you die you wake up as some heavenly being who was just enjoying one of the lives he rented from the library, and you'll go out and rent a different life the next day to live through. you've got quite a collection. you're a connoisseur of all different types of lives and you prefer going in blind, for maximum immersion.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOTTA CALL MY FRIENDS IN HALIBURTON

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there was once a time when the biggest concerns in the world were about how close presidential elections were and sex scandals in the White House

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HNNNNNNNG I MISS FLASH SO MUCH

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey Mr. Taliban hand over Bin Ladin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daylight come and we drop the bomb

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still know "what we call the news" by heart

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M AN INTELLECTUAL
    >YOU'RE A STUPID DUMB ASS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But never forget that Kerry won 3 purple hearts

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Bush do it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No he wasn’t on the plane that is why he is still alive today

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >happens in the first 6 months of being president
      What would W. Presidency look like without the war on terror?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        forgotten one termer like his father

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        september is the 9th month of the year

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A whole lot of nothing, but the Democrats would have won the next election and they would have been able to fix the economy and avert the GFC instead of having to waste time patching up the ruination left by Republicans like they have to every time they return.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Britain would have never allied close with America, upset it’s EU friends and had Brexit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        impossible to predict. He was installed specifically to fulfill the project for the new american century

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bush isn't israeli or working for the Mossad so I doubt it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bush isn't israeli
        Republican cope

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. H.W. Bush, that is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He sure didn't prevent it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, wouldn't surprise me if some in the american goverment knew it was gonna happen and let it because mosad sure did but bush himself would have been kept in the dark

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh bush

      It happened the way the official narrative says it did but they instantly seized upon it to benefit the oil industry, israel, and the MIC.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It happened the way the official narrative says it did
        The Pentagon got hit with a missile and Flight 93 was shot down. I'm not convinced about building 7 being detonated but the North and South towers had no fuckery just 2 jets to the face.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it really matter at this point?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no nothing matters

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          anyone can seeee

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            nothing really matters
            to meeeee

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    finally, the thread that i can ask, because youtubes search system is now hot dogshit and has been for a few years
    im looking for a flash animation (that i know WAS posted on youtube)
    its about osama and bush, and bush is sending in girl scouts to go do pranks on osama, and it has a lil diddy that goes https://voca.ro/1inDatI5PQy1
    this has been stuck in my head for years

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nevermind
      i just found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9lwX2Brg3g

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nevermind
      i just found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9lwX2Brg3g

      Anon that has been trapped in my brain for years and years and I couldn't for the life of me find it. I thank you.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old YouTube was so kino. Dumb zoomer homosexuals will never know the golden age

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >knows this from Youtube
      Found the zoomer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kys.swf

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2006 is never coming back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss these vids

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2006 is never coming back
      wrong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=tmGLrtulZh3Fxaq6

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >599 views
      You're one of the butt racers, aren't you

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda crazy to imagine that without trump America would have been ruled by the same two families for 30 years (bush’s and Clinton’s - Obama counts for Clinton as she was in his circle)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she was in his circle
      she was his secretary of state which is 4th in line
      chelsea 2028

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you believe in polls. Bush still more popular than Obama, trump and Biden combine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it wasnt that he was popular, its just that americans were more willing to support the president regardless of their party affiliation in general post 9/11

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why what happened on 9/11

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They played some bullshit news segment over Dragonball. The world was never the same after that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The recession literally killed the American Dream. Everyone knows deep in their hearts that it's all a big joke now. It's just a matter of living quietly and miserably while the extremists talk from the podium.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6350
    this gave me a fart fetish when I was a kid

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't political humor be like this anymore?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know OP is an oldfag cause this is serious oldfag shit

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me its

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HEY DAVE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My koh-koh cola! where's my koh-koh colaaaaa?!
      BASED. Klay World was kino

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A T0 THE L TO THE G-O-R-E
    I'M SWEETER THAN CANDY
    FASTER THAN A GRAND PRIX
    TRUE
    TRUE
    THESE ALLEGATIONS ARE FALSE
    I DON'T WANNA EAT ANYMORE BROCCOLI

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=197095&n=JibJab+2000+Presidents+Rap.swf

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    JibJab was so kino
    t. born in '95

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The flash cartoon that ruined JibJab.

    Nasty Santa is based.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But it's not gonna help you.
    BECAUSE I WON THREE PURPLE HEARTS

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if this was nation-wide, but growing up in my area it was considered poor taste to talk about who you voted for, like it was a literal secret. I rarely heard anyone discuss that and personal politics in general. Did fellow old anons have similar experiences like 15-20ish years ago?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like an east coast swing state thing. left and right are both very vocal in states that are solid red or blue cause they know their opinions dont matter

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M YODA! I'M A SOLDJA!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    here is a better one

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sup patriot act

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still watch all these regularly
    “2-0-5” is my favorite
    >i feel a great sense of urgency
    >we need to stop the insurgency

    cause every problem in the world ends right here on my desk
    i tried to go to crawford l, even there couldnt get no rest
    from same sex marriage, stem cells, scooter libby-
    TOM DELAAAAAAAY

  29. 3 months ago
    Anοnymous

    I miss when political humor could be this lighthearted and still popular.

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