This little guy shows up to watch kino with you. Wat do?

This little guy shows up to watch kino with you. Wat do?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What are they called again?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      slaters

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      rollie-pollies

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      rolly polly woodpillouse

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Roll-about-pill-buggy-boys

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      shai haluds

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      metroids

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Set him free anon

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    get big rock an i flat him out

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a pill. Eat it.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >not even a purple one
    Op is a gay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      To watch the Color Purple?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Put it on the tip of my penis, like I've already done many times before.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I immediately squish it, hate all fricking bugs.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I usually try to toss critters outside where they belong, but I do sometimes straight up murder them.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    These little dudes aren't even bugs. They're crustaceans. Pretty cool innit?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kill em all!

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i feel like there's less rollie pollies in the world on average than when i was a kid

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cause you dont play in the dirt anymore

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, because of these two rollie pollie Goebbels'

      get big rock an i flat him out

      I immediately squish it, hate all fricking bugs.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you just live someplace drier now, they need constant damp

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I worked near a swampy field ten years ago and thousands of the things would crawl up onto the concrete and meander around every day. Eventually we had to give up trying to avoid stepping on them. Fireflies on the other hand are actually going extinct.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      When I was a kid there used to be tons of rhinoceros beetles around. I remember a ton of times riding to school with friends and they'd somehow latch onto your shoelaces in the microsecond you pedalled past. Then at some point they all just disappeared and I haven't seen any in probably 20 years.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i listen to him. because thats what nobody did.
    also i provide him some moist soil because hes molting and needs it.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'd cover it in caustic mildew spray and observe it writhing and spasming until it's dead.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i used to eat these when I was a kid, when they rolled up into a ball I'd stick them into my mouth and swallow them. Had loads of them in my basement in upstate NY.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    we roll out

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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