I didn't mind at all. I thought the forest chase scene was hilarious with the tripping and whatnot. The city chase scene was worse and one of the aspects I really took issue with -- there are people shooting at Obi Wan. He is shooting back. Leia jumps and, suddenly, all that stops instantly.
i thought it was all "fine"
not on the level of the good mandalorian eps but not as bad as the worse parts of the sequel trilogy or boba
its predictable is the real problem
you know exactly whats going to happen every moment
She straight up just talks like an adult in some scenes in a way that is just horribly jarring. There are smart kids, and then there's bad writing, this is the latter.
all kids in films and tv are smart, and you're actual friends at that age are dumb as rocks, even in Stranger Things those kids are basically a small military unit capable of fighting demons from the pit of hell, while actual kids those ages are making tiktoks and other stupid things, but certainly not fighting in a multi-dimensional war while also being paranormal detectives
even a show like iCarly where they act like kids they are still too smart and competent
because adults are completely in charge of all their lines actions and stories, they're still good actors though, which is still more then the dumb kids could do that I had to grow up with
I think in ST it works fine (like on a ton of movies where kids are the ones that move the plot). At least in seasons 1 & 4, while on the Kenobi show, the character lines (and therefor it's development) feels way too forced for a kid that age. It's weird.
On the subject of bullshit Star Wars claims, the official Star Wars Twitter defended the casting of some black lady and said:
"There are 20 million sapient species in the Star Wars galaxy. Don't be racist" or words to that effect. I don't give a shit about racism or whatever, but I find the idea of 20 million sapient species in a galaxy to be ludicrous. Are there any SW nerds in this thread who can confirm whether or not this number is accurate?
C3PO is an expert in over 6 million forms of communication, so of you assume he's fluent in 1000 human languages then there are at least thousands of alien cultures
Thousands is totally reasonable to me. Even a hundred thousand would not be outside the realm of possibility. But 20 million seems like way too fricking much.
It's probably just some homosexual social media intern. I could easily see the official Star Wars twitter saying "its a kids movie about space wizards, get over it"
As a giant nerd, I feel the need to remind you that C3PO includes programming languages as part of his repertoire, as he talks about communicating with the Falcon and it's "unusual dialect" as well as chit-chatting with both binary locators and moisture vaporators.
If he's going to include talking to my Mac and my PC and Henry Kissingering them into reconciling their differences, it's highly unlikely that they'd reach the threshhold of even a million languages spoken by sapients.
You're actually a fricking moron. Forms of communication =/= languages. He's including at least hundreds of thousands of types of droid/machine communication as well.
It probably checks out, the Star Wars universe is way bigger than what is portrayed on screen. That part about over 20 million species has been around for a while, I think it comes from the novels
Sounds about right. The Star Wars galaxy is absolutely vast and various claims are made in many different sources about there being millions of worlds in the Republic or Empire, which itself covers maybe 50% of the galaxy.
Leia never had a Ph.D. She's a literal heiress and was appointed senator after her father was too old to do it. Then she became a terrorist full time.
I'm sick to fricking death of Lucasfilm trying to retcon her as the main character of Star Wars. She's not that interesting and was never actually that likable. Padme was hotter too.
I like to think Carrie Fisher also would think it's funny. I don't imagine she was ever the type to want to become the poster child of this moronic feminist agenda pushing.
I’ll never get the hype around Princess Leia or Carrie Fisher. Boring character and an untalented actress that lucked out HARD by getting that role. If she didn’t, she would just be some coke b***h that no one ever heard of.
Lisa Simpson in seasons 2 - 3 is the best example of a smart kid. She's very knowledgeable but inexperienced and so she falls for Bart's tricks and her own anxiousness constantly. She's high int, but low wis and it comes across as cute and endearing.
At some point, everyone started conflating intelligence and wisdom for women characters.
But the distinction still exists for men, like the asocial autistic archetype.
This would've been god tier casting if she was playing a young Ellen Page, but for Carrie Fisher it's awful. That's my problem. Also she's way too young for what's supposed to be a 10 year old.
some of those kids can act. Also I feel terrible seeing any little girl in television now because I know they’re going to be raped at some point in the near future if they haven’t already. The industry’s repulsive nature breaks the third wall for me
What sort of revisionist newbie garbage is this, that I’m supposed to dislike Leia now?
It should be mandatory that all Cinemaphileners have to have sex before posting.
Why did you ever like Leia? She's unbearable >lmao what if the princess in distress was actually badass and like, talked BACK! Fired back with witty quips!
she's the Jar Jar Binks of the OT
wiener having Uber doktor. It refers to a state of education higher than a PhD (doctor of philosophy), attainable only by men because of our larger brains and string muscles (there is a combat element to examination).
Wait so she's >A princess >A doctor >A senator
And because she's the head of the rebellion >A general
She's literally fricking senator doctor princes general Leia?
Do women really need to have their female power fantasies project this fricking hard?
yes
notice its always women and homosexual basedboys who put their credentials on twitter, or facebook or any other form of media >um, not so sweetie, in PolyGender Studies 605, we learned that men can be women
On the other hand, they've always said humans are the best long-distance runners on the planet. Maybe the aliens just suck at running. You know what? Wookiepeedia can go ahead and cite me for that one.
I love movie chase scenes like this where the person being chaded is clearly laughably slower than their pursuers. In that initial scene they cut the entire gap on her in less than 2 seconds and one randomly decides to dart off the path to run uphill. I get that adults would run down a child nine times out of ten but they should have re-shot this to have her using the environment more or had the aliens run much slower to make it seem at least halfway plausible. Just plain lazy directing and sequencing.
Why even do a chase at all? Did some shit director think that counts as a good action scene? How dud it get past editing?? Just have the kid squeeze past something and adult can't to show they are crafty. Why chase??
>so smart she can destroy anyone with words, psycho-analyze adults, know the name of multiple random starships, and is on track to graduate with a PhD at 19 >tries to touch a burning hot stove like a moron >tries her best to alert everyone to the possibility of Obi-Wan being a Jedi despite the Jedi being hunted to near-extinction being common knowledge >Can't keep her fricking mouth shut even when her life depends on it >Runs off into a planet full of shady fricks who scare her and will probably kidnap her again because, despite being able to tell that he has important secrets that need to be kept, she somehow can't tell that the reason he won't expose his status as a Jedi and levitate her is because he'll be brutally murdered and she will be probably be killed as collateral to further sew anti-Jedi sentiment >tries to jump a huge gap she full-well knows she can't jump but jumps anyway and prays that the man she ran away from because she fully believes he isn't a Jedi is actually a Jedi and can save her before she hits the ground and dies?
>tries to jump a huge gap she full-well knows she can't jump but jumps anyway
Yeah. I really don't understand why Leia yeeted herself off of a building other than >OOOH, VISUAL!
Good summary. They basically made her a full on Disney princess. Super quirky girl that consistently skips school to hang out in the woods but is still somehow a genius. Loves every living creature but for some reason butts head with the protagonist for plot reasons. Shit drives me crazy.
Little shit Leia isn't witty. She's just a little b***h. She almost gets herself and Obi-wan killed because she's so "brilliant" and precocious. Also, she's just just plane fricking annoying.
>that forest chase scene
Literally the most abysmal scene in all of Star Wars history.
Once you stop caring about Star Wars you will feel much relief. I just rewatch the original 6 movies and clips of the Clone Wars cartoons from now on. Also I have this old book of aliens and on one droids that is cool to look through. They might as well make Obi-Wan gay at this point I really don't care anymore.
This but only the original trilogy. It feels so unbelievably good when you can come to terms with only the first three films having ever happened. Genuinely makes me continue to love and enjoy Star Wars while I ignore all the other shit.
And if you really want to go purist, Star Wars (1977) is completely self-contained. It's a full adventure story, beginning and end. You don't even need the original sequels if there's anything in them that pisses you off. The original is pretty much a perfect film in itself.
Star Wars is a pick-and-choose franchise. It's easy to separate the different modules.
if only there was a chance she would be hit by a lost shot
but no, we have to suffer her, she's not entertaining me
the writing is so bad wtf went wrong here? the whole ep was shit
that nasty midget is outrunning grown ass men, bounty hunters, Jedi and Inquisitors
frick yeah! give her a gun already
>Do they realize that this is the same little girl who would grow up to: >get her home planet destroyed >make out with her twin brother >marry a man that's almost 2 decades older than her >raise an emo son that's kills off most of his classmates who would eventually lead a galactic empire?
They're even making a whole TV series about 10-year-olds. And it won't even be self-contained, it'll likely cross over with Mandalorian (same era, and gayreau and gayloni are Executive Producers).
I bet they'll have the kids running around during battles, making idiotic decisions and getting in the way, etc.
To be fair to Ahsoka, she grew up after the story kicked the shit out of her.
Thats the problem with modern stories, they don't abuse their characters enough.
Filoni is such a homosexual. Every single thing has to shove in his pet character. Rather than telling a story with real dramatic potential, he decides to fill in every moment of her life. Nothing will ever happen to her, she's an infallibly good person and he'll introduce literal time travel to ensure she remains unscathed.
Why do people talk about fictional characters like they are real?
Fatso George Lucas could have written that she was the Emperor at 17 and have fought in battles multiple times but at the end of the day you still wind-up with Leia from the original trilogy who is not witty at all.
>We need to go deeper, I need to know what all the major characters were like in diaper school。 >Starwars babies when? Also of course darth malth is there and is atganising Jedi at 3 years old
They're literally doing this. >Young Jedi Adventures is coming to Disney+ and Disney Junior in the spring of 2023. >The first full-length animated Star Wars series created for preschoolers, early grade schoolers, and their families, these original stories will follow Younglings as they are swept off into adventures, and start their journeys on the path to becoming Jedi Knights, learning valuable skills for our galaxy and the galaxy far, far away. The Jedi-in-training will tackle topics of compassion, self-discipline, teamwork, patience, and friendship. >The new series will be part of the era known as the High Republic, set centuries before the events of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace and currently being explored in the New York Times bestselling series of books and comics for all ages, Star Wars: The High Republic.
https://www.starwars.com/news/swca-2022-young-jedi-adventures
>The new series will be part of the era known as the High Republic, set centuries before the events of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Damn it! I was looking forward to the Anakin cameo in the last episode
[...] >We need to go deeper, I need to know what all the major characters were like in diaper school。 >Starwars babies when? Also of course darth malth is there and is atganising Jedi at 3 years old
They're literally doing this. >Young Jedi Adventures is coming to Disney+ and Disney Junior in the spring of 2023. >The first full-length animated Star Wars series created for preschoolers, early grade schoolers, and their families, these original stories will follow Younglings as they are swept off into adventures, and start their journeys on the path to becoming Jedi Knights, learning valuable skills for our galaxy and the galaxy far, far away. The Jedi-in-training will tackle topics of compassion, self-discipline, teamwork, patience, and friendship. >The new series will be part of the era known as the High Republic, set centuries before the events of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace and currently being explored in the New York Times bestselling series of books and comics for all ages, Star Wars: The High Republic.
https://www.starwars.com/news/swca-2022-young-jedi-adventures
>Star Wars cartoon for preschoolers >Set during the High Republic
I wonder if it'll include the same kind of content as the High Republic books aimed at young readers...
[...]
If it was the "gender questioning flag" instead of the MAP flag, as the defenders claim, then why didn't they name the group as "gender questioning" like they named every other group? Instead, they simply said the vague, very questionable "love is love is love, you see..."
Nina West was the drag queen in that Blue's Clues episode.
If so, it'd be par for the course with other modern preschool programming.
If it was the "gender questioning flag" instead of the MAP flag, as the defenders claim, then why didn't they name the group as "gender questioning" like they named every other group? Instead, they simply said the vague, very questionable "love is love is love, you see..."
Since when does smart children act out extremely irrational?
In my experience highly intelligent children are the most behaved lovely creatures there are and very rarely do they break the rules so to speak.
ADHD moron zombies are usually not very intelligent.
First of all, I doubt Senators in the Republic are elected. After all, literal monarchies exist still so it could just have been a hereditary appointment. Nobody voted to make Padme senator either.
Don't most Royalty from Naboo become senators at like 20? How old was Amadala she went from a princess to a senator in like 4 years when Lucas decided he wanted to make his movies about the erosion of democracy during the Bush era because he was such a liberal homosexual.
The PhD comes from an offhand comment by Lucas in the 2004 New Hope DVD commentary track. >“She’s like a very sophisticated, urbanized ruler, a senator, so she’s a politician,” Lucas said in the excerpt. “She’s accomplished, graduated, got her Ph.D. at 19 and she rules people.”
Why isn't young Luke getting any attention? Couldn't they just make it that he had his mind wiped so forgot any interaction with Obi Wan.
Or even just scenrs of him and Uncle Owen? Maybe show signs of the Force subtly in scenes with him. Oh wait Kathleen Kennedy hates Luke Skywalker. More scenes of Leia yay xoxo
I have met kids who talk like adults at age ten.
Leia is a snobby princess who acted older than her age when we saw her in ANH, specifically in comparison to her brother Luke, who had a lower class rural upbringing.
I don't see a problem.
I did go to my local comic/manga store once and this kid entered with his mom, that little fella talked like a politician. He started doing some sort of exposition about a manga, more articulate than many adults in their 30s
Angry incels applying real world logic to Star Wars. A world where little kids can create drones and robots. A world where kids know how to pilot ships.
I liked Little Leia well enough in the first episode. She became fricking moronic in the second episode, though, becoming the usual Annoying Movie Kid and doing everything she possibly can to get herself re-kidnapped and/or killed. It's especially annoying after seeing how smart she was in the first episode.
You are all genuinely subhuman and deserve to be exterminated like the vermin you are. >noooo you don't get it I'm only hate watching this >noooo you don't get it I'm not even watching it, just obsessing over it
into the mass graves, all of you
Agree. The fact they keep going back like a beaten housewife despite claiming everything since the Force Awakens has been "One step too far" shows that they are lying through their teeth.
>Star Wars fans think characters are the same at any age for all time
End this franchise, Allah
Inshallah my brother.
The mujahideen shall soon rise Brother.
How many times do we have to bow to that black cube for His wrath to destroy all of these homosexual cucks?
>allah
Go back to your desert shithole
Islam will save the west. Go back to worshipping your israelite on a stick, christcuck.
No muslim would say that because Jesus is also a prophet in Islam......
At least when you try and troll learn the shit you're trying to use moron
Bastard b***h
mashallah
I used to think Muslim terrorists are a problem, now I realize they are the solution.
Damn brat…
Most people hate c**ty children. The ones that don't are guys who can't stop crying.
sweet thanks for reminding me to add 'chud' to the thread filter
ha chud ain't watching gayboy go cry about it
they never even say that she's a senator in the original trilogy. they say she's a princess. that's it.
If some weirdo at Disney wrote a book or something where Leia got a PhD please let me know.
>I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan.
Dumbass.
Could be the senate comfort woman
Could be.
>the senators will retire to deliberate on the motion and run a train on “princess” leia
>like a constant porno, luke. and she was a good friend.
>boomers came themselves over this
Jesus Christ
>zoomers be like
Nah. Zoomers going wild over anime would be more accurate.
"Helpers" and "assistants" are not members of senate.
>I'm Senator Organas most trusted assistant and courier
Organas? More like... orgasm
Princess Layme Orgazma, we called her.
>being a member of the Senate means you have to be a senator, and not just a courier or some other helper
moron.
Being a member of the senate doesn't designate you as a senator, dipshit.
Then where is the Ambassador?
A blatant lie to try and deceive Vader from her real intentions. You.....you didn’t actually believe her did you anon?
How do tell people you've never watched the first movie without just coming out and admitting it?
Doesn't it embarrass people when they act this way?
>They have PhDs now?
>They have PhDs now!
Underrated
"Witty" is a bizarre choice of words
He meant “wetty”
You know, from all the coked up sex she had at cons with greasy nerds just like me
those were the days!!!!
Whatever. Enjoy your kid's show.
Who cares? Leia's life was a failure. Thanks Kennedy
Just say she's based on Alia Atreides, and in doing so, keeping with the tradition of Star Wars ripping off Dune.
She's a creepy adult in a child's body that can perceive all of time at once?!?!
But really props to y
Then shes an abomination!
Leia shouldn't have even been in the show.
Just me that thought kid Leia was fine? I was more pissed at how much McGregor phoned in his acting
I didn't mind at all. I thought the forest chase scene was hilarious with the tripping and whatnot. The city chase scene was worse and one of the aspects I really took issue with -- there are people shooting at Obi Wan. He is shooting back. Leia jumps and, suddenly, all that stops instantly.
That and Darth Shaniqua were ridiculous. I liked the rest though.
The actress was fine, the dialogue was a little cringe
I thought she was fine but the wall of text 'teardown' of the smug cousin was leftist memes in motion.
Brilliantly put.
This. They made Star Wars into a Teen drama show. It’s like “Solo”, it’s a random drama in space with a Star Wars logo slapped on it.
i thought it was all "fine"
not on the level of the good mandalorian eps but not as bad as the worse parts of the sequel trilogy or boba
its predictable is the real problem
you know exactly whats going to happen every moment
Black folk
How does anyone get the Star Wars PhD is that some kind of EU thing?
They got rid of the EU so who knows. Probably from some gay Chuck Wendig book after a "twirly wirly tie fighter wished and whooshed by"
it's stands for palpatine's hard dick
very underrated
LMAO
She straight up just talks like an adult in some scenes in a way that is just horribly jarring. There are smart kids, and then there's bad writing, this is the latter.
This shit is like Young Sheldon. What’s her catch phrase?
she runs like a moron
these people are so obnoxious it hurts
>became senator at 18
literally a princess.
Mohammed (pbuh) preserve us
>Mohammed (pbuh) preserve us
Jazak Allah khair brother.
all kids in films and tv are smart, and you're actual friends at that age are dumb as rocks, even in Stranger Things those kids are basically a small military unit capable of fighting demons from the pit of hell, while actual kids those ages are making tiktoks and other stupid things, but certainly not fighting in a multi-dimensional war while also being paranormal detectives
even a show like iCarly where they act like kids they are still too smart and competent
because adults are completely in charge of all their lines actions and stories, they're still good actors though, which is still more then the dumb kids could do that I had to grow up with
I think in ST it works fine (like on a ton of movies where kids are the ones that move the plot). At least in seasons 1 & 4, while on the Kenobi show, the character lines (and therefor it's development) feels way too forced for a kid that age. It's weird.
You are actual friends…
You absolute genius.
On the subject of bullshit Star Wars claims, the official Star Wars Twitter defended the casting of some black lady and said:
"There are 20 million sapient species in the Star Wars galaxy. Don't be racist" or words to that effect. I don't give a shit about racism or whatever, but I find the idea of 20 million sapient species in a galaxy to be ludicrous. Are there any SW nerds in this thread who can confirm whether or not this number is accurate?
C3PO is an expert in over 6 million forms of communication, so of you assume he's fluent in 1000 human languages then there are at least thousands of alien cultures
6 million? that sounds a little inflated
Based.
Thousands is totally reasonable to me. Even a hundred thousand would not be outside the realm of possibility. But 20 million seems like way too fricking much.
It's probably just some homosexual social media intern. I could easily see the official Star Wars twitter saying "its a kids movie about space wizards, get over it"
As a giant nerd, I feel the need to remind you that C3PO includes programming languages as part of his repertoire, as he talks about communicating with the Falcon and it's "unusual dialect" as well as chit-chatting with both binary locators and moisture vaporators.
If he's going to include talking to my Mac and my PC and Henry Kissingering them into reconciling their differences, it's highly unlikely that they'd reach the threshhold of even a million languages spoken by sapients.
You're actually a fricking moron. Forms of communication =/= languages. He's including at least hundreds of thousands of types of droid/machine communication as well.
Not every race has a seat in the Galactic Senate.
It probably checks out, the Star Wars universe is way bigger than what is portrayed on screen. That part about over 20 million species has been around for a while, I think it comes from the novels
Sounds about right. The Star Wars galaxy is absolutely vast and various claims are made in many different sources about there being millions of worlds in the Republic or Empire, which itself covers maybe 50% of the galaxy.
Leia never had a Ph.D. She's a literal heiress and was appointed senator after her father was too old to do it. Then she became a terrorist full time.
I'm sick to fricking death of Lucasfilm trying to retcon her as the main character of Star Wars. She's not that interesting and was never actually that likable. Padme was hotter too.
>make her the focus of the sequels
>manages to die
Kennedy must have been SEETHING
I like to think Carrie Fisher also would think it's funny. I don't imagine she was ever the type to want to become the poster child of this moronic feminist agenda pushing.
When did Carrie Fischer ever indicate anything like that? https://youtu.be/0t1ttkDeBAY
>Padme was hotter too.
ANH Leia is pretty cute but from Empire on she starts looking like haggard because of all the coke and pills.
I’ll never get the hype around Princess Leia or Carrie Fisher. Boring character and an untalented actress that lucked out HARD by getting that role. If she didn’t, she would just be some coke b***h that no one ever heard of.
Lisa Simpson in seasons 2 - 3 is the best example of a smart kid. She's very knowledgeable but inexperienced and so she falls for Bart's tricks and her own anxiousness constantly. She's high int, but low wis and it comes across as cute and endearing.
At some point, everyone started conflating intelligence and wisdom for women characters.
But the distinction still exists for men, like the asocial autistic archetype.
Rust Cohle was high INT and high WIS bit just didn't give a frick about other people's perceptions of him
Good example. Nuance is lost for just about everything
>Nuance
were way past the subtly phase of the propaganda campaign pal
Is it just me or is the little girl who plays leia really really small? she's apparently 10 years old but i do not believe it
I wouldn't really know how big a 10 year old should be, why do you?
My niece is 10 years old you weirdo
>HURRR DURRRR IF YOU ARE ABLE TO BALLPARK AGES YOURE A PEDO
This is the most moronic shill talking point I’ve ever seen by far
She had just turned 9 during filming, some kids are small
especially abused children
her parents lied about her age in the audition theres no way shes 9
Yeah she looks and sounds about 6
Senator? PhD? When do those show up the films?
Yeah it's on a plaque next to Restroom #429 at Yidsney, just like all the new cannon shit.
This would've been god tier casting if she was playing a young Ellen Page, but for Carrie Fisher it's awful. That's my problem. Also she's way too young for what's supposed to be a 10 year old.
Ahem... that's Elliot Page to you, bigot
Huh.... so the idiots saying she looked four years old or six years old are just morons? Makes sense
Why is Doreen seething at child actors?
some of those kids can act. Also I feel terrible seeing any little girl in television now because I know they’re going to be raped at some point in the near future if they haven’t already. The industry’s repulsive nature breaks the third wall for me
Imagine making these to protect whats objectively bad series. Stop being so obsesed.
No one cares that they call droids lifeforms in starwars now?
I noticed. It's a little weird.
Kek one of the first scenes of the first film is them scanning an escape pod with two droids and claiming there’s “no lifeforms on board”
I hate disney
Lmao
droid lives matter chud, have sex
It even contradicts Mandalorian.
Mandalorian mostly sucks (boring, lazily written), but kino scene.
Man remember when Obi Wan was a giant racist in the first movie, calling sandBlack folk pathetic life forms and shit?
Sorry chud, "lifeform" is a social construct. Quit being a fricking bigot.
What sort of revisionist newbie garbage is this, that I’m supposed to dislike Leia now?
It should be mandatory that all Cinemaphileners have to have sex before posting.
can't have sex unless you poop your pants
Woman moment. Men are proud of out-of-shape guys trying to better themselves by lifting.
Thats not real moron
Why did you ever like Leia? She's unbearable
>lmao what if the princess in distress was actually badass and like, talked BACK! Fired back with witty quips!
she's the Jar Jar Binks of the OT
kys disgusting troony
>became a senator at 18
>got a PHD at 19.
Vote for me, I'll be really busy with my degree and not able to pay attention to your issues at all.
Most people hate c**ts. They should have anticipated this. But they don't.
>PhD
Eu doesn't count
someone post the chase scene webm
I'll try running under this branch, that's a good trick
That homosexual likes TCW. Its opinions don't matter. I never even liked Leia to begin with.
>likes TCW
Thats why that homosexual gobbles up anything disney shits down his throat
What's a chud?
a conservative right-winger
wiener having Uber doktor. It refers to a state of education higher than a PhD (doctor of philosophy), attainable only by men because of our larger brains and string muscles (there is a combat element to examination).
A slur used by "people" that claim to hate slurs.
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller. Also known as Trumpgays or MIGAtards.
they have "PHd [sic?]" in the star wars universe?
yes, but only in womens' studies and liberal arts.
They also have astrology
>They also have astrology
That's not that much of a stretch when the Force exists.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this almost couldn't be any more self-insert cringe shit
Wait so she's
>A princess
>A doctor
>A senator
And because she's the head of the rebellion
>A general
She's literally fricking senator doctor princes general Leia?
Do women really need to have their female power fantasies project this fricking hard?
>Senator Dr Princes General Leia Organa Solo Skywalker
This franchise is the stupidest dogshit
Also a jedi knight
yes
notice its always women and homosexual basedboys who put their credentials on twitter, or facebook or any other form of media
>um, not so sweetie, in PolyGender Studies 605, we learned that men can be women
She also has magical powers too
Member that time that disney shills were trying to claim Luke was a Mary Sue, due to being a good pilot at a young age, to take the heat off Rey?
Lel.
She's also a jedi now, and can fly through space.....
>characterization all over the fricking place
>"She's just being witty, guys!"
Li'l Leia was a mistake
It's not hard to upset chuds.
I’m watching the first episode now and was just introduced to this character.
Little Leia is cute, played by a cute little white girl. What could possibly be the problem now to you fricking chuds?
>a character that was already white is still white so you can't not like it
Just saying. I saw one of you freaks post about how she was Muslim now. Don’t underestimate the strength of chuds, pal.
Ok nevermind, 5 mins later, this little girl is annoying as frick. Shes cute but not cute enough for this shit
i'm in the target with shit cover underwear reading this
She's not witty.
Aliens are just low iq Black folk and shitskins. There's a reason the Empire (human supremacist) btfo of every other alien in the galaxy.
can you cool it with the racism please
A safe galaxy is a human galaxy
Wow this webm is embarrassing
On the other hand, they've always said humans are the best long-distance runners on the planet. Maybe the aliens just suck at running. You know what? Wookiepeedia can go ahead and cite me for that one.
And I'm defining "long distance" as any distance longer than the couch to the fridge. They can cite me on that.
kek
I love movie chase scenes like this where the person being chaded is clearly laughably slower than their pursuers. In that initial scene they cut the entire gap on her in less than 2 seconds and one randomly decides to dart off the path to run uphill. I get that adults would run down a child nine times out of ten but they should have re-shot this to have her using the environment more or had the aliens run much slower to make it seem at least halfway plausible. Just plain lazy directing and sequencing.
>aaaaa, branches the size of my wriiiiiiist
>Heard people ragging on these chase scenes.
>Surely couldnt be that bad
Jesus right up there with The Irishman fight scene
Why even do a chase at all? Did some shit director think that counts as a good action scene? How dud it get past editing?? Just have the kid squeeze past something and adult can't to show they are crafty. Why chase??
escie 🙂
>so smart she can destroy anyone with words, psycho-analyze adults, know the name of multiple random starships, and is on track to graduate with a PhD at 19
>tries to touch a burning hot stove like a moron
>tries her best to alert everyone to the possibility of Obi-Wan being a Jedi despite the Jedi being hunted to near-extinction being common knowledge
>Can't keep her fricking mouth shut even when her life depends on it
>Runs off into a planet full of shady fricks who scare her and will probably kidnap her again because, despite being able to tell that he has important secrets that need to be kept, she somehow can't tell that the reason he won't expose his status as a Jedi and levitate her is because he'll be brutally murdered and she will be probably be killed as collateral to further sew anti-Jedi sentiment
>tries to jump a huge gap she full-well knows she can't jump but jumps anyway and prays that the man she ran away from because she fully believes he isn't a Jedi is actually a Jedi and can save her before she hits the ground and dies?
>tries to jump a huge gap she full-well knows she can't jump but jumps anyway
Yeah. I really don't understand why Leia yeeted herself off of a building other than
>OOOH, VISUAL!
Good summary. They basically made her a full on Disney princess. Super quirky girl that consistently skips school to hang out in the woods but is still somehow a genius. Loves every living creature but for some reason butts head with the protagonist for plot reasons. Shit drives me crazy.
I'm gonna say, the c word.
Little shit Leia isn't witty. She's just a little b***h. She almost gets herself and Obi-wan killed because she's so "brilliant" and precocious. Also, she's just just plane fricking annoying.
>that forest chase scene
Literally the most abysmal scene in all of Star Wars history.
Once you stop caring about Star Wars you will feel much relief. I just rewatch the original 6 movies and clips of the Clone Wars cartoons from now on. Also I have this old book of aliens and on one droids that is cool to look through. They might as well make Obi-Wan gay at this point I really don't care anymore.
This but only the original trilogy. It feels so unbelievably good when you can come to terms with only the first three films having ever happened. Genuinely makes me continue to love and enjoy Star Wars while I ignore all the other shit.
And if you really want to go purist, Star Wars (1977) is completely self-contained. It's a full adventure story, beginning and end. You don't even need the original sequels if there's anything in them that pisses you off. The original is pretty much a perfect film in itself.
Star Wars is a pick-and-choose franchise. It's easy to separate the different modules.
if only there was a chance she would be hit by a lost shot
but no, we have to suffer her, she's not entertaining me
the writing is so bad wtf went wrong here? the whole ep was shit
that nasty midget is outrunning grown ass men, bounty hunters, Jedi and Inquisitors
frick yeah! give her a gun already
>Do they realize that this is the same little girl who would grow up to:
>get her home planet destroyed
>make out with her twin brother
>marry a man that's almost 2 decades older than her
>raise an emo son that's kills off most of his classmates who would eventually lead a galactic empire?
I’m pretty sure Han was only ten years older than Luke and Leia.
Harrison Ford is 15 years older than Carrie Fisher
Yes but Han was born in 29 BBY while Luke and Leia were born in 19 BBY.
wait does the original trilogy have leia walking around with no bra on?
should I actually watch star wars?
yes
Imagine how cool star wars could be again
Yes George Lucas told Carrie Fisher that there was no underwear in space, and she believed him.
star wars original trilogy is based and there's a decent amount of jiggle in the first one because of that robe.
Cringe
smart people are usually inquisitive as children, not wienery know-it-alls
>>this makes the chuds shit and piss their pants
>Mandalorian: Subscription app content featuring Adult IP Asset babysitting Baby IP Asset (Yoda)
>Kenobi: Subscription app content featuring Adult IP Asset babysitting Baby IP Asset (Leia)
Looking forward to Baby Ahsoka series "Tales of the Jedi" 4g8jy
YOOOO, Dat lil homie got a receding hair line
Why does every new Star Wars thing have to have a kid character? (who, except for Baby Yeed, is always fricking annoying)
They're even making a whole TV series about 10-year-olds. And it won't even be self-contained, it'll likely cross over with Mandalorian (same era, and gayreau and gayloni are Executive Producers).
I bet they'll have the kids running around during battles, making idiotic decisions and getting in the way, etc.
To be fair to Ahsoka, she grew up after the story kicked the shit out of her.
Thats the problem with modern stories, they don't abuse their characters enough.
Star Wars is literally for kids. Lucas was inspired by the sci-fi of his boyhood.
Filoni is such a homosexual. Every single thing has to shove in his pet character. Rather than telling a story with real dramatic potential, he decides to fill in every moment of her life. Nothing will ever happen to her, she's an infallibly good person and he'll introduce literal time travel to ensure she remains unscathed.
tl;dr
Only 1 ep out of 6 is baby Ahsoka.
But then it's Baby Qui Gon Baby Mace Windy Baby Dooku
>Princess Leia of Alderann has a PhD
...
She was fascinated by scatology for a time and got a PhD in it.
So it's a good thing that Leia has always been a sassy person and has no arc at all throughout the films?
Her arc is cucking her brother for his best friend.
Because a 10 year old is the same as a 19 year old, right? Fricking morons...
I don't have a lot of time to explain what I mean here so hopefully you will know what I mean by why is everything so gay and moronic now?!
Gay morons have taken over.
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
Star Wars is dead
Worse than zombie Simpsons
Anyone got the copy pasta of her talking about her moronation and ending with "he was a good friend."
Yes, I too was exactly the same person when I was 9 and when I was 19. Heck, I'm still the same person now at 34.
well she is force goku after all, why wouldn't she be able to act 40 when she's 10.
I want to smush her face into a meat paste.
>and was making out with her brother sporting a coke nail at 21.
I want to frick kid Leia
i like her
I want to smush my meat paste into her face
How sure we are she was raped in Jabba palace before being rescued?
Very. But even George thought this was too risque to leave in.
Why do you think she developed that coke habit? To dull the pain away.
>coke
you mean spice
Carrie commented on this pic once. She said that's not a coke nail. She used dollar bills like any other coke fiend would.
little spoons
Carrie very politely said that anyone who thinks this is a fricking nerd who has no idea about doing coke.
It was consenual
Luckily Hutts lack the proper physiology and can only watch
Will there be a sex scene with little leia? I bet there will be.
she's so mature for her age
I assume that stuff happened in the EU which is no longer canon.
I think most people are bothered by her looking like a fricking 5 year old instead of a 10 year old
Why do people talk about fictional characters like they are real?
Fatso George Lucas could have written that she was the Emperor at 17 and have fought in battles multiple times but at the end of the day you still wind-up with Leia from the original trilogy who is not witty at all.
>We need to go deeper, I need to know what all the major characters were like in diaper school。
>Starwars babies when? Also of course darth malth is there and is atganising Jedi at 3 years old
They're literally doing this.
>Young Jedi Adventures is coming to Disney+ and Disney Junior in the spring of 2023.
>The first full-length animated Star Wars series created for preschoolers, early grade schoolers, and their families, these original stories will follow Younglings as they are swept off into adventures, and start their journeys on the path to becoming Jedi Knights, learning valuable skills for our galaxy and the galaxy far, far away. The Jedi-in-training will tackle topics of compassion, self-discipline, teamwork, patience, and friendship.
>The new series will be part of the era known as the High Republic, set centuries before the events of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace and currently being explored in the New York Times bestselling series of books and comics for all ages, Star Wars: The High Republic.
https://www.starwars.com/news/swca-2022-young-jedi-adventures
>The new series will be part of the era known as the High Republic, set centuries before the events of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Damn it! I was looking forward to the Anakin cameo in the last episode
>Star Wars cartoon for preschoolers
>Set during the High Republic
I wonder if it'll include the same kind of content as the High Republic books aimed at young readers...
If so, it'd be par for the course with other modern preschool programming.
Nina West was the drag queen in that Blue's Clues episode.
If it was the "gender questioning flag" instead of the MAP flag, as the defenders claim, then why didn't they name the group as "gender questioning" like they named every other group? Instead, they simply said the vague, very questionable "love is love is love, you see..."
>owl
Fuark. What's Moloch's routine?
Since when does smart children act out extremely irrational?
In my experience highly intelligent children are the most behaved lovely creatures there are and very rarely do they break the rules so to speak.
ADHD moron zombies are usually not very intelligent.
is e-girl leia a mesugaki? damn brat...
Who makes this fricking trash.
It’s from a paedophile on twitter, that should tell you all you need to know.
>Princess
>Bratty
Basically, yeah.
How long until Leo is fricking her
First of all, I doubt Senators in the Republic are elected. After all, literal monarchies exist still so it could just have been a hereditary appointment. Nobody voted to make Padme senator either.
Uppity children need to be smacked in the mouth with a strong backhand. As Allah prescribes.
Neither her mom (padme) nor her father (anakin) were "litty" when they were kids themselves
*witty
She's not witty she's just using the force to tell people what they're feeling
Don't most Royalty from Naboo become senators at like 20? How old was Amadala she went from a princess to a senator in like 4 years when Lucas decided he wanted to make his movies about the erosion of democracy during the Bush era because he was such a liberal homosexual.
The PhD comes from an offhand comment by Lucas in the 2004 New Hope DVD commentary track.
>“She’s like a very sophisticated, urbanized ruler, a senator, so she’s a politician,” Lucas said in the excerpt. “She’s accomplished, graduated, got her Ph.D. at 19 and she rules people.”
Based George destroyed the misogynist chuds with this one simple trick
I always thought Leia was bit of a dummy
I didn’t know there were phds in star wars
Daily reminder that Jabba had a huge wiener and Leia snorted monster lines off of it
THIRTY MINUTES, CHUDS
Why isn't young Luke getting any attention? Couldn't they just make it that he had his mind wiped so forgot any interaction with Obi Wan.
Or even just scenrs of him and Uncle Owen? Maybe show signs of the Force subtly in scenes with him. Oh wait Kathleen Kennedy hates Luke Skywalker. More scenes of Leia yay xoxo
>she's smart because she will be smart later!
if she could talk right after being born she would be sassy and quip right there on polis massa, right?
Unrelated but I liked the girls casting, she really looks like a young leia
I don't concern myself with the political activities of aliens
I have met kids who talk like adults at age ten.
Leia is a snobby princess who acted older than her age when we saw her in ANH, specifically in comparison to her brother Luke, who had a lower class rural upbringing.
I don't see a problem.
I did go to my local comic/manga store once and this kid entered with his mom, that little fella talked like a politician. He started doing some sort of exposition about a manga, more articulate than many adults in their 30s
women fricking love nepotism as long as it benefits them
>This show had potential to show PTSD hermit Obi Wan and Hayden Vader scenes instead we get Leia and pointless horrendous casting "Reva" scenes.
>YOUR RACIST FOR SAYING THAT!!!
>
Angry incels applying real world logic to Star Wars. A world where little kids can create drones and robots. A world where kids know how to pilot ships.
I liked Little Leia well enough in the first episode. She became fricking moronic in the second episode, though, becoming the usual Annoying Movie Kid and doing everything she possibly can to get herself re-kidnapped and/or killed. It's especially annoying after seeing how smart she was in the first episode.
You are all genuinely subhuman and deserve to be exterminated like the vermin you are.
>noooo you don't get it I'm only hate watching this
>noooo you don't get it I'm not even watching it, just obsessing over it
into the mass graves, all of you
Agree. The fact they keep going back like a beaten housewife despite claiming everything since the Force Awakens has been "One step too far" shows that they are lying through their teeth.
>pHD
I love Star Wars but I really hate a lot of Star Wars fans.
Who the frick are these people? I get that a lot of people are moronic but posts like this are the living embodiment of the NPC meme.
YAS QUEEN SLAY!!!!!!!
theres PHds in the star wars universe???