this man is nearly 40 years old

this man is nearly 40 years old

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And? He's 37, he looks his age.
    Just don't get fat, and hope you don't lose your hair.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also take care of your skin, develop a decent routine

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        horrible advice don't put any chemicals on your face at all

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're leading anons astray, nothing wrong with basic skin hygiene

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the main reason women age so horribly is all that shit they put on their faces

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              men age as bad as women, it's just that women have to take it easy on the makeup as they get older.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's mostly make up (which they fail to remove lots of nights because they lack skin routine discipline funnily enough) and sun damage that ages women

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mostly skincare is just moisturizer after showering and stay out of the fricking sun.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            tretinoin is magic

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well yeah, that too. I personally use retinol, but i was seeing pretty decent results even before then.
              I think my hairline is the next thing i gotta work on. Smooth skin does nothing if you're going all norwood-y.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you getting on fin anon? I already have a routine in mind if I notice the slightest recession.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                not on fin yet.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not to sound alarmist but if you're noticing drastic recession I'd hop on it as soon as you can. minoxidil on its own only promotes growth in the existing follicles you have, it doesn't stop the DHT production which makes you bald

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >vitamins and minerals
          >chemicals

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        drink water and don't go in the sun

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i drink small amounts of water a day and my skin is fine, frick water

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            how do you hydrate besides water

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              electrolyte drinks, black coffee and plain milk

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >electrolyte drinks
                Lol
                but how much fluid do you drink a day? You should aim for 2 liters

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You should drink until you're not thirsty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No woman cares about your skin. Brad Pitt & Johnny Depp had pockmarks ffs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You can get away with it when you look like them, none of us do

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      being fat isn’f what ages you, it’s when you lose the weight. fat keeps you young looking.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this, testosterone and cortisol ages you
        beside stupid acts of course

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His wife is a prostitute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, his wife is a woman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a prostitute of babylon
      pattinson is a cuck

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wait she's cooper's leftovers?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if you consider fifths and sixethes leftovers, sure

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BONSWAR ELLIOT

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he might look good, but hes 40. nothing offsets being a fricking walking coffin, even if it looks good. everything after 28 is pure, military grade, scientifically distilled cope

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      go get laid you'll feel better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        now, sure. when im 40? lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'll still be smashing puss at 40, will you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            sounds gay, ill be dead by then, i frickin hope

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              lighten up man things will be ok

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Based
                remember to liquidate all your assets and spend it all beforehand

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Based
              remember to liquidate all your assets and spend it all beforehand

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what changes at 28?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nothing in particular, its just when you realize.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was a virgin all trough my 20s. Now with 33 women started showing interest in me and I am having lots of sex. If this is distilled cope I gladly cope on.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Old or young women

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The youngest are in their early to mid 20s the oldest are in their mid 30s.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Good for you anon

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He is aging very gracefully. Maybe he knows Leto.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how many producer dicks he took
    He must be a favorite

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The most amazing case is that of Ben Affleck. The guy is a complete alcoholic and he has always maintained a pretty good look.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think he just knows how to reign it in when he's getting fat. Also helps when you're tall, harder to gain noticeable weight

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    here's an example of that sun damage btw, make sure you guys are using sunscreen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek how do you become more walled than boomer women?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just told you, sun damage

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my gf is 35 and she has silky smooth skin
      She uses moisturizer after taking a bath, she's been doing this for like 20 years
      It's that easy, simple, and non-life consuming
      Like brushing your teeths

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly for most people that's all it really takes but mutants think skincare is inherently feminine. Whatever, more zoomer pussy for me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        your gf is doing it right
        I have a minimalist routine
        >water
        >sunscreen
        >simple lotion for the face
        >bar soap instead of shower gel (cheaper, no plastic, and cleans the same)
        >body oil after showering
        >supplements: just a vitamin D and fish oil combo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      grim

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So you're saying I should get a twenty something zoomer gf?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to age gracefully, anons, but I love alcohol to much. Any tips?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      low bf% + full head of hair + skincare
      alcohol will interfere with almost all of these unfortunately

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      quit drinking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Here's my routine if it helps:
      in the mornings its:
      Cerave hydrating cleanser
      0.1% adapalene gel
      Cerave sunscreen
      Kiehl's creamy eye treatment

      at nights its:
      Cerave hydrating cleanser
      0.1% adapalene gel
      tretinoin 0.05% cream
      Cerave facial moisturizing lotion
      Kiehl's creamy eye treatment

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          whatever orc, I mog you irl guaranteed

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All his dicking around trashy non whites had me worried. He finally settled on an English rose at last

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looks a bit like Matt Smith here. I think they should do a film together playing brothers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      matt smith doesn't look human

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts about supplements like NMN and resveratrol?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be skeptical, the only thing proven to stop/reverse photoaging is tretinoin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be skeptical, the only thing proven to stop/reverse photoaging is tretinoin

      I was thinking on buying probiotics as supplement, some say that's the shit
      But of course, scientist will never ever agree on anything actually good for health, only on what's bad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The probiotics is pretty easy. Buy some kefir and if you take care of it, it will live literally forever. Just some milk and you'll have an endless supply of probiotics.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          SCOBYGANG
          C
          O
          B
          Y
          G
          A
          N
          G

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *