This man walks up to you while you're on a date with a girl and angrily tells you to take your hat off. What do you do?
This man walks up to you while you're on a date with a girl and angrily tells you to take your hat off.
This man walks up to you while you're on a date with a girl and angrily tells you to take your hat off. What do you do?
apologise and tell him i forgot because i have to be told this sometimes.
>Wow you're breathing really heavy? Walk over here too much for you, fatbody?
Violently begin shitting myself and maintaining eye contact with him the entire time through grunts and sweating. Refuse to leave the table.
I don’t wear hats inside when I’m with people, especially not a date so I simply avoid this encounter entirely.
Tell that homie to back up before he has an accident. Ain't no fat frick gonna tell me what to do.
I never wear a hat. I find them goofy and anachronistic, especially if it's anything else than a wool beanie for when it's cold. People who wear any other kind of hat these days are either douches (baseball cap), attention seeking cringelords (derby or fedora), or just gay (cowboy hat)
Only a true autist would think that something that’s a normal part of a casual attire like a cap is an inherently sign of douchebaggery.
Hats are not part of a normal attire since the 50s, because everyone realized wearing a hat all day makes you bald. the only ones who still wear a hat do it because they want to be seen, because they're attention prostitutes at heart.
You sound insecure
hes right though, hats are for gays
It’s considered rude in some cultures (e.g. Russian) to wear a hat indoors. Americans don’t care, but they dress like children anyways.
>It’s considered rude in some cultures (e.g. Russian) to wear a hat indoors.
It's considered rude in every Western culture.
>Americans don’t care, but they dress like children anyways.
Perhaps, but most know basic manners.
The issue in the USA seems to be class.
No upper-class person would wear a hat indoors.
The lower-middle class might because their role models are rappers and athletes who generally come from the lower classes.
If people knew, most wouldn't.
Basic manners should be taught in school, if the family is lacking.
it's not a normal part of casual attire indoors.
where were you brought up?
>Do you work here? No? Oh, okay.
>continue eating while he breathes heavily in my direction but does nothing
Thank him for reminding me (I forgot I was wearing it) and send a bottle of wine to his table.
I mog him
>Vaffanculo, figlio di puttana!
and he's like
>What?!?!?!
>I don't speak french...
>Or what?
>Here, you need it more than me baldy.
*to gf - "heh you believe this guy? He told me not to wear my hat and I told this bald frick he needs it more than me. The balls on this diabetic prick."
I say, "You are 100% right, sir. I simply forgot but I've even offended myself, doing this. I don't know why I'm wearing a baseball cap since those are for children and young teens. I really need to grow up. I apologize.
Would you allow me to buy your next round?"
NEVER!
>SACRE BLEU WHERE IS MY MAMA?
Tony isn’t the good guy here, btw. The irony of this classless sleazy mass-murdering dago getting all offended over someone wearing a hat inside is palpable
sure, he's never a "good guy".
but he is correct abou tthis one thing.
is he just venting because he's angry about other shit?
sure
is he a classless murdering thug? sure.
he's still correct about basic manners in this case tho
nah, he's still wrong for acting like the restaurant's janny and doing it for free
a guy the height and size of tony? asking me politely but also ever so slightly threateningly? acting like he owns the place? call me reddit but yes I would take the hat off, apologise and go back to enjoying my meal. I've actually been in a similar scenario and that was the end of it.
laugh about it and take it off.
Woah hey. Lookie who we got here, it's the Godfather. Heeey ooooh you gonna make me an offer I can't refuse? Heeeyyyy relax old man just breaking balls haha go sit down you seem a little out of breath
Check if there's a bee on it
For every second you stand there I am going to kill a wild duck in the barrens.
Tell him I'm israeli and start shouting 'NAZI, ANTISEMITE, HOLOCAUST DENIER' until the goylem New York mob lynches him
Ask him whether he's in the Mafia.
I don't live in leftyland, so I politely tell him no and resume my meal secure in the knowledge that if he is a real threat I'll have at least a chance to deal with him.
Alternatively, for comedic purposes:
I smirk knowingly and put on EVEN MORE HATS as if daring this fat, moronic, goofy ass wop to try something in public over something so silly as a hat tower.