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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally never watched any Planet Of The Apes movies besides the first one, am i missing out?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. You've already seen the only great one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the second one is absolutely bananas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dawn is great, worth a watch even if you don't watch Rise

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them are worth watching. I can't comment on the originals because it's been so long since I've seen them but the new ones are decent. Second one was probably the best, and the third is a bit of a let down, but they're all watchable.
      Also nice quads.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of my favorite trilogies from last decade

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you are talking about the original first one, no you are not.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2>3>1

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      biggest waste of time i have ever been tricked into seeing

      you think you'll get cool monkeys akin to beastmen armies from warhammer but instead you get multiple shitty movies about le muh oppressed monkeys as the director was trying to make another holocaust metaphor movie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dude warhomosexual 40k

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dawn was good, didn't bother with the third one though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I literally
      Just say
      >I have never watched any
      Of course we know it's literal. You should only prefix a statement with 'literally' if there is any possible fear that it could be construed in the metaphorical sense, or taken as an exaggeration.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Original sequels osculate between terrible and kino
      Reboot trilogy is all good, #4 is mediocre.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first one was fantastic, original sci fi material.
      It's immediate follow ons where Just shitty and cheap shlop.
      Marky marks flick was just a fun summer popcorn flick
      The new reboot though is dogshit. It's been hijacked by this segment of environmentalist who absolutely humanity it seems, and think earth would be better of if we all died of. So it's just movies about rooting against humanity, your own self interest. I don't get that mentality, i'm strongly in the HFY crowdy of sci fi, not the self loathing camp

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this
        all modern blockbusters are designed to instill the need to go survival mode so that the kali yuga may be completed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not about wanting humans to be wiped out. It's a matter of knowing that it's going to become the planet of the apes and wanting to see how that happens and see the timeline move forward and maybe explore some different themes. The humans vs apes conflict as already been done for multiple movies and I think they've done everything interesting they're going to do with it. With the introduction of the speaking vault humans in this film, it feels like everything is just back to where it was one or even two movies ago.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's a matter of knowing that it's going to become the planet of the apes and wanting to see how that happens
          I just don't find it an interesting premise, if I wanted to watch morons inherit the world i'd "Idiocracy" again, at least that's funny and original. The apes are clearly supposed to be physically a stronger species than humans, but dumber, lets say 10 - 20 points on average IQ points lower, so their stupid civilization will never accomplish anything meaningful. They are probably too stupid to ever reach into space, or the industrial age, but the environmentalists behind the films find this to be noble.
          It's just stupid to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. The first one is the GOAT.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're just ok action movies in an era of endless slop

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cool it with the racist remarks

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made for bmc

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    True but it's slightly above average writing and CGI is a breathe of fresh air compared to the constant onslaught of capeshit

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just can’t take the talking cgi monkeys seriously, the ads make me laugh every time they come on. I liked it better when it was just people in suits.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cant stand how stupid people are and the they shit they watch. What kind of a moron do you have to be to watch movies about apes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of apes, can’t wait for Black Captain America next year!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lost interest when they showed that the woman can talk
    was really looking forward to seeing the role reversal of the apes trying to communicate and work with non-verbal humans

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they should go back to prosthetics

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing that needs to exist is my penis deep in this girls womb.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4u

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Explain the stupid ending

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gives Freya something to do, and checked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      will she make it big?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she could do me

      will she make it big?

      whew nevermind

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >brown monkey, white female relationship
    Yeah thanks hollywood, more propaganda.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino and is the first blockbuster of the summer. Get over it keep seething.
    >inb4
    >AHHH NOOOOO HISTORY DOESN'T REPEAT ITSELF IN REAL LIFE AHHHHHH
    >WHY IS THIS MOVIE RETREADING THE HUMAN VS. APE DYNAMIC AHHHHHHH
    >WHY IS HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF
    Seethe more moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was entertaining on its own. But as far as the franchise and set up for further films goes, no I do not like how it seems to "reset" the setting. The human-ape conflict in the earlier movies was good, but I'd like to see the timeline and setting move forward. As it is, there doesn't seem to be a reason for the time skip at all.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BIPOC representation matters Chud

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally no black people in the movie
      all the voice actors are white

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Extremely moronic person

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. can't check imdb

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One of the reasons why it's one of the best movies in recent years.
        20 marvel movies are worth less than this one.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was good except that all humans weren't dead yet.
    They must all die.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One simply possesses the knowledge

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the Monkey Hijinks rating in this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go make actual videos mumkey

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does she frick one of the monkeys? If no I'm not watching

    She needs some big CHIMP wiener

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ever since I saw this movie I'm acting like an ape when alone at home. Frick me. Apes together strong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And how's that going for you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm happy. But different. I'm a bit scared, but it feels right.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      apes are beta b***hes, orangutans are the true alpha bros

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But they are apes, the greatest of.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muuuh beta, muuuh alpha
          you sound weak.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well Man is the greatest of all the apes, but you feel me.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We are filming, yes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well then i stand corrected

          >muuuh beta, muuuh alpha
          you sound weak.

          shut up homosapien

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >apes are beta b***hes, [this type of ape] are the true alpha bros

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WB Shills make another thread

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did this movie have a ape/human romance?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. The girl and her people actually see apes as threats and hate them. She only works with them because she has no other choice. It's implied she plans to kill Noa at the end even after all he'd done for her (she'd already been shown to be pretty ruthless).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the answer fellow ape friend

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Did this movie have a ape/human romance?
      Probably not.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    monke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is kinda like how people twist the top off an oreo to eat it. A ritual of sorts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's true for most of the originals

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just tell me if the girl shows her boobs/feet in this movie

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad to see we are getting more Orangutan plot drivers. It was the big piece missing from the Tim Burton one.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIIEET

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    monkes.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice quads
    More than 90% of all movies ever made are utter shit and thus totally pointless and unnecessary.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Official Planet of the Apes ranking

    Planet <- Conquest <- Dawn <- Burton Remake <- Rise <- Escape <- Battle <- War <- Beneath

    Gotta see Kingdom to put it on the scoreboard

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a good movie which I very much enjoyed, and I am looking forward to the next two in this new trilogy.
    >inb4 bot, paid shill
    Shills and bots cannot say Black folk tongue my anus

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