This movie has literally zero value outside of music. Why is supposed to be good? Posted on May 26, 2023 by Anonymous This movie has literally zero value outside of music. Why is supposed to be good?
I wholeheartedly enjoyed it
Bowser voice sucked, Donkey Kong voice sucked, Peach lips obviously very experienced at sucking.
I'm upset they made peach extremely fuckable.
It was a wonderful flick. Highly enjoyed it from start to finish. Saw it 3 times in the cinema and was delighted there's finally a good Mario movie.
You’re not getting it. EXPLAIN how this movie is good or even fun. Use your brain for once.
If you’re using your brain this isn’t the movie for you. There is a place for movies like that
>LE CHILDREN’S MOVIE
Doesn’t excuse it for being a stupid advertisement.
I didn’t say le children’s movie. I said it’s a brainless movie but it’s fun. There’s a place for movies that have a message and there’s a place for movies that are just solid fun
But it’s no one can explain how it’s “just fun” and not a single anon would say such a thing about an other illumination movie.
Because it’s of a higher quality than the other illumination movies other than deHispanicable me which is very good
How was it higher quality? Because it had Mario references?
>STOP ASKING FOR ME TO CRITICALLY THINK AND REMAIN CONSISTENT!!
I don’t have to think critically about having fun, that’s how you stop having fun. I guarantee I know much more about the history of film theory and criticism than you do.
The problem is that you don’t know why it’s fun. You’re a literal child who gets mesmerized by bright colors easily. There are plenty of “fun popcorn” movies , but you can actually explain the enjoyment. Mario doesn’t have that
I don’t care about explaining the enjoyment of any popcorn movie. I’m anonymous you don’t know any of my posting patterns outside of this thread
I’m going to go with the first. Stop posting, Crayoneater.
You’re going with the first what?
You’re a dumb kid who gets distracted by bright colors
What’s the best movie you’ve ever seen and what makes it so good?
Hard to say but Scream is pretty kino. Plenty of witty dialogue and well executed in every way.
the slasher flick?
Nope. It’s certified kino. Everyone involved deserves pats in the back for their spectacular job.
no its not a flick or no i have the wrong movie in mind?
Flicks are fine, but Mario is a soulless, zero IQ commercial that’s devoid of all value. It’s the equivalent of feeding your child 90 fried Oreos.
>How was it higher quality? Because it had Mario references?
Probably had to do with Nintendo having final say on the script.
didnt mean to include in my post
>idk it’s just fun
It’s just fun bro I ain’t gotta explain it
you are such a loser man get off for the night and find a hobby or maybe you just have autism in which case sorry
i just really like Luigi
>Hey I member that from mario 23!
>And that's a reference to mario 17!
>oh hahaha the mad lads actually brought up mario 55! What a great movie
The praise this movie got is just proof that this place is swimming in Cinemaphileirgins and children.
The MC is a straight white male who doesn't give up and continues to pursue his goal even when everyone keeps pushing him down and eventually saves everyone.
Is the classic hero's journey executed well
Channeled too much girl power through Peach though.
It's for children, what are you some kind of adult?
BECAUSE THEY MADE PEACH A FUCKING GIRLBOSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE IS WOKE FUCK NOOOOOOOOOO THEY MADE HER A GIRLBOSSS A GIRL BOSS WHAT THE FUCK
That dumb bitch got herself captured tho. I have to agree with this old af video. It draws too many parallels to real life.
>BECAUSE THEY MADE PEACH A FUCKING GIRLBOSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE IS WOKE FUCK NOOOOOOOOOO THEY MADE HER A GIRLBOSSS A GIRL BOSS WHAT THE FUCK
Remember when the richest man in the world told people to vote for this guy?
You could take almost any 5 minute section and turn it into a little tiktok meme and it would be entertaining in their own right from start to finish, without you needing to know anything that happened before or happens after to find them entertaining.
Plot about mario & luigi being losers, rescuing luigi instead of mario, peach being a girlboss, etc., may have all been shit, but each individual scene was done really well.
That's why the movie was entertaining and why kids like it.
Snoy, can you calm down? It's a child movie and no one cares about story like every Nintendo products.
Look no further anon, nintendogays refuse to let anyone say anything bad about their beloved brand because they still can't get over their retarded fucking decades spanning console war. Like what are you gays even defending, Illumination has literally never made a single good film.
Better than your moron spiderman shit
It was fun. Good pacing and solid fanservice. Also the music
I dont know why you fags are expecting to have been high art.
I didn't expect Puss in Boots to be high art either and it's leaps and bounds above Mario.
You only think that because you're a furry gay
>immediately resorts to screaming and seething or being flippantly dismissive in replacement for an argument
Expect nothing less.
doesnt change anything I said
Yes it does, just because you have no standards doesn't mean everyone has to fall in line with your brand loyalty.
The music was ass. They licensed the most basic shit.
Puss in Boots handed Disney's ass to them, and this is now teabagging them with it!
who says it needs to be good to be entertaining?
it's a mindless popcorn flick that's fairly politically neutral so it's safe for kids
>fairly politically neutral
It's explicitly pro-monarchy and pro-capitalism
Style/lighting/color tone is comfy.
ITS ANTI WOKE JUST WATCH IT
I hate that fat fuck’s face.
I find it really weird how few toys and merch there are for this movie. Like I walk into a Walmart and there's two big displays of D&D shit (collecting dust), but Mario is a couple of small toys in the back somewhere. Reminds me of when Mando came out and nobody had made merch for that either, then they scrambled to produce it months later and now you can find Baby Yoda shit anywhere.
How bad are market researchers at their jobs to not understand what things are going to be trendy and what's not worth making? What parent was going to get their kid a $35 gelatinous cube?
>What parent was going to get their kid a $35 gelatinous cube?
You'd have to be crazy to buy that.
But at the low low price of $22.99 you'd have to be crazy not to!
Keep seething Snoy, now go applaud as Peter gets offed by Miles
Peach being a girl boss really did ruin it. I'm OK with her being better than Mario at everything but they should have made it due to her princess magic power she could just effortlessly float through problems the way she does through life. It would have been more compelling than making her being the hero.
It was terrible
>Why is supposed to be good?
It isn't. It's an infantilism.
>Unironically enjoyed the shoehorned pop songs