This movie has literally zero value outside of music. Why is supposed to be good?

This movie has literally zero value outside of music.

Why is supposed to be good?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wholeheartedly enjoyed it

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bowser voice sucked, Donkey Kong voice sucked, Peach lips obviously very experienced at sucking.

    • 10 months ago
      Breakroom

      I'm upset they made peach extremely frickable.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nostalgia

  4. 10 months ago
    Breakroom

    It was a wonderful flick. Highly enjoyed it from start to finish. Saw it 3 times in the cinema and was delighted there's finally a good Mario movie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wholeheartedly enjoyed it

      i just really like Luigi

      You’re not getting it. EXPLAIN how this movie is good or even fun. Use your brain for once.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        LUIGI. GOOD.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you’re using your brain this isn’t the movie for you. There is a place for movies like that

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's for children, what are you some kind of adult?

          >LE CHILDREN’S MOVIE
          Doesn’t excuse it for being a stupid advertisement.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn’t say le children’s movie. I said it’s a brainless movie but it’s fun. There’s a place for movies that have a message and there’s a place for movies that are just solid fun

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              But it’s no one can explain how it’s “just fun” and not a single anon would say such a thing about an other illumination movie.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it’s of a higher quality than the other illumination movies other than despicable me which is very good

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How was it higher quality? Because it had Mario references?

                >it’s fun
                >explain why
                >idk it’s just fun
                It’s just fun bro I ain’t gotta explain it

                >STOP ASKING FOR ME TO CRITICALLY THINK AND REMAIN CONSISTENT!!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t have to think critically about having fun, that’s how you stop having fun. I guarantee I know much more about the history of film theory and criticism than you do.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The problem is that you don’t know why it’s fun. You’re a literal child who gets mesmerized by bright colors easily. There are plenty of “fun popcorn” movies , but you can actually explain the enjoyment. Mario doesn’t have that

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t care about explaining the enjoyment of any popcorn movie. I’m anonymous you don’t know any of my posting patterns outside of this thread

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m going to go with the first. Stop posting, Crayoneater.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re going with the first what?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re a dumb kid who gets distracted by bright colors

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What’s the best movie you’ve ever seen and what makes it so good?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hard to say but Scream is pretty kino. Plenty of witty dialogue and well executed in every way.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                the slasher flick?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. It’s certified kino. Everyone involved deserves pats in the back for their spectacular job.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                no its not a flick or no i have the wrong movie in mind?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Flicks are fine, but Mario is a soulless, zero IQ commercial that’s devoid of all value. It’s the equivalent of feeding your child 90 fried Oreos.

              • 10 months ago
                Breakroom

                >How was it higher quality? Because it had Mario references?
                Probably had to do with Nintendo having final say on the script.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                didnt mean to include in my post

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                you are such a loser man get off for the night and find a hobby or maybe you just have autism in which case sorry

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it’s fun
                >explain why
                >idk it’s just fun
                It’s just fun bro I ain’t gotta explain it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >LE CHILDREN’S MOVIE
        Doesn’t excuse it for being a stupid advertisement.

        But it’s no one can explain how it’s “just fun” and not a single anon would say such a thing about an other illumination movie.

        Because it’s of a higher quality than the other illumination movies other than despicable me which is very good

        How was it higher quality? Because it had Mario references?
        [...]
        >STOP ASKING FOR ME TO CRITICALLY THINK AND REMAIN CONSISTENT!!

        you are such a loser man get off for the night and find a hobby or maybe you just have autism in which case sorry

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just really like Luigi

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey I member that from mario 23!
    >And that's a reference to mario 17!
    >oh hahaha the mad lads actually brought up mario 55! What a great movie
    The praise this movie got is just proof that this place is swimming in Cinemaphileirgins and children.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The MC is a straight white male who doesn't give up and continues to pursue his goal even when everyone keeps pushing him down and eventually saves everyone.
    Is the classic hero's journey executed well

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Channeled too much girl power through Peach though.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's for children, what are you some kind of adult?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BECAUSE THEY MADE PEACH A FRICKING GIRLBOSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE IS WOKE FRICK NOOOOOOOOOO THEY MADE HER A GIRLBOSSS A GIRL BOSS WHAT THE FRICK

    • 10 months ago
      Breakroom

      That dumb b***h got herself captured tho. I have to agree with this old af video. It draws too many parallels to real life.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BECAUSE THEY MADE PEACH A FRICKING GIRLBOSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE IS WOKE FRICK NOOOOOOOOOO THEY MADE HER A GIRLBOSSS A GIRL BOSS WHAT THE FRICK

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when the richest man in the world told people to vote for this guy?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could take almost any 5 minute section and turn it into a little tiktok meme and it would be entertaining in their own right from start to finish, without you needing to know anything that happened before or happens after to find them entertaining.

    Plot about mario & luigi being losers, rescuing luigi instead of mario, peach being a girlboss, etc., may have all been shit, but each individual scene was done really well.

    That's why the movie was entertaining and why kids like it.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snoy, can you calm down? It's a child movie and no one cares about story like every Nintendo products.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      see
      Look no further anon, nintendohomosexuals refuse to let anyone say anything bad about their beloved brand because they still can't get over their moronic fricking decades spanning console war. Like what are you homosexuals even defending, Illumination has literally never made a single good film.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than your Black person spiderman shit

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun. Good pacing and solid fanservice. Also the music
    I dont know why you gays are expecting to have been high art.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't expect Puss in Boots to be high art either and it's leaps and bounds above Mario.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You only think that because you're a furry homosexual

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          cool
          doesnt change anything I said

          >immediately resorts to screaming and seething or being flippantly dismissive in replacement for an argument
          Expect nothing less.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        cool
        doesnt change anything I said

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it does, just because you have no standards doesn't mean everyone has to fall in line with your brand loyalty.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The music was ass. They licensed the most basic shit.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Puss in Boots handed Disney's ass to them, and this is now teabagging them with it!

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    who says it needs to be good to be entertaining?
    it's a mindless popcorn flick that's fairly politically neutral so it's safe for kids

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fairly politically neutral
      It's explicitly pro-monarchy and pro-capitalism

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Style/lighting/color tone is comfy.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS ANTI WOKE JUST WATCH IT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that fat frick’s face.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it really weird how few toys and merch there are for this movie. Like I walk into a Walmart and there's two big displays of D&D shit (collecting dust), but Mario is a couple of small toys in the back somewhere. Reminds me of when Mando came out and nobody had made merch for that either, then they scrambled to produce it months later and now you can find Baby Yoda shit anywhere.

    How bad are market researchers at their jobs to not understand what things are going to be trendy and what's not worth making? What parent was going to get their kid a $35 gelatinous cube?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What parent was going to get their kid a $35 gelatinous cube?
      You'd have to be crazy to buy that.
      But at the low low price of $22.99 you'd have to be crazy not to!

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keep seething Snoy, now go applaud as Peter gets offed by Miles

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peach being a girl boss really did ruin it. I'm OK with her being better than Mario at everything but they should have made it due to her princess magic power she could just effortlessly float through problems the way she does through life. It would have been more compelling than making her being the hero.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was terrible

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is supposed to be good?

    It isn't. It's an infantilism.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Unironically enjoyed the shoehorned pop songs

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