this movie is hilarious. 30 minutes in and this guy's been caught in a dozen lies lmao.

this movie is hilarious. 30 minutes in and this guy's been caught in a dozen lies lmao.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      was that a lie?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously, nobody orders hot sauce at a prestigious restaurant. That’s like asking for a gammon steak at a Denny’s

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He ordered hot sauce because white people don't season their food moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Counterpoint, we don’t know the chef’s ethnicity

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes we do; he's Italian. The restaurant is Locanda Locatelli, and the chef is Giorgio Locatelli.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shut the frick up, homosexual

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            why is there a meme about white people not being able to handle spice, while at the same time there's a meme about white people carrying around a collection of hot sauce with them?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              because the purpose of antiwhite memes is to dehumanize, not make sense or be factual.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but then he did a backwards lie and it cancelled out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left when someone that looks stronger than me walks by

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how fricking """subtle"" it was about the main guy being uncomfortable in "upper class" social situations. I mean calling espresso "expresso", I really facepalmed. And it's not like it led anywhere, his background (that wasn't otherwise shown outside of these scenes) didn't play a role in the main plot at all. Why even include it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why even include it?
        we live in a twilight world

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and there are no kinos at dusk

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cause it was literally improvised by the actor, not on the script. Nolan liked it so he kept it in.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's shameless lib racism. Super fricking corny.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

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      ɘtɒl ɿυoH nɒ bnɒ toH ti ƨtɘϱ<

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did he order hot sauce for? Was he going to drink it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a Black meme.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      .detrevni era sedis yM

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i havent watched a Nolan film since he outed himself as mostly a hack in Interstellar, i also dont pay for films with nig leads, is this supposed to be a clever interpretation of the plot of tenet or something?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

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      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont try to think about too much. just feel it

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I almost respect this movie for shamelessly not making sense (not narratively, the actual gimmick of the movie is nonsense if you take a second to think about it).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The part I don't get is why did the b***h who invented the algorithm didn't send herself in the past to kill herself to prevent creating the algorithm in the first place? Or was it another lie by the pajeet b***h?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TENET backwards is TENET
    Bravo Nolan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      backwards is TENET
      TENET backwards is TƎИƎT

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you reverse frick yourself in the ass?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a dumb movie. Why didn't nolan take 5 minutes to flash out his magic system? or not make the bad guy a comic book villain who wants to end the world?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i still have no idea how time inversion works and i watched this movie twice

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The tech comes from the future. homies in the future are sending it to the past(where the movie takes place)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        playing film backwards = timereversal
        t. nolan the moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't want to end the world, he wanted to live in bliss as a billionaire for his entire lifespan, the rest of the world could frick itself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed out loud when they did the big action movie at the end and suddenly the main bad has like thousands of soldiers fighting for him, where the frick did they come from?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I also laughed when some of the soldiers were women.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you watching movies with Black folk?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tenet backwards is poetery
    bravo Nolan

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would have been watchable if Pattinson was the lead and the monkey was the side kick, and somebody with talent directed it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pattinson is the hero and JDW is watching his story arc in reverse

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"im the protagonist"
      >is, in fact, not the protagonist

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pattison was the the son of the white lady the black man fell in love with who just happened to be the bad guys wife

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://youtu.be/TEieTf9MljI
    >tfw your dad’s movie mogged yours 14 years before it even came out
    That’s some temporal pincer shit right there senpai

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Val Kilmer really got fat.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >iM a fricking TiGgee33rRrr
    >RrrrraaaaaaaAAAwwwwψψr!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked his performance, and this scene was great

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    John David Washington fricks up anything he touches. I was so disappointed to see him in the Creator trailer, which otherwise looks like an interesting movie. I don't understand how Hollywood didn't learn from tenet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gareth Edwards
      Kino

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked this movie. it had weird pacing like all nolan stuff and the end was weak.
    but the driving scene was kino and when he first goes in reverse time is cool

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino of the highest order.
    if this film had charismatic actors instead denzel/brannagh everyone would say this was as good if not better than inception

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tenet was good in its own regard but Inception is perfect.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    VENGEFUL b***h

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