this movie SUCKS!

I have seen it and I must say it sucks. overrated garbage, for trendy hipsters.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah it's very overrated. The first third is so boring and poorly acted it's a chore to get through

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's feminist trash written and directed by a mangina.
    >"Wah! I'm going through things so that makes me an unstoppable killing machine that takes out superpowered ancient cave monsters! PUSSY POWAH!"
    Give me a fricking break.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not the criticism I had in mind, I just thought it was bad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they're not superpowered though, they're literally weak and brittle as shit, all they can do better than humans is hear shit good

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "dumb contrarian shut-in hates things everyone else likes" thread
    You're all so fricking boring.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if you're browsing Cinemaphile, you're boring lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tpbp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it.

      I hate your type of misanthrope more than any other.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I hate your type of misanthrope more than any other.
        I don't think you do, I think you're just mad he described you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you're right, but i didn't want you all to know that

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not bad but definitely overrated

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not bad but definitely underrated

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    juno is best girl and she did nothing wrong, thats all that matters
    also the brit ending is only ending

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with Juno

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She took them into an uncharted territory.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of the greatest horror movies all time

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like the premise even though it's antisemitic and the look of the ghouls my favorite part is when they're shiddin on those girls.
    the movie does suck. they expect me to believe a ho can survive that environment and not get raped by whatever those where.
    4/10 needed tis and It would be a 5

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't survive though. Did you finish the movies?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was drunk during the . one b***h from the 1st gets left and is found alive in the cave in 2 . one hole dies saving the other iirc.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          none of them make it out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how tf is it antisemitic?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Troglodytes in who live in subterranean tunnels and abduct women is an antisemitic dog whistle

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You’re the gayest person on the internet.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You should meet my dad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the ugly "goblin" creatures living underground
        I'll have to rewatch the second again

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it and it bored me. I don't know. (shrug)

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like the part where one of the girls hands gets rekt from the ropes

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its a great, scary film

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who exactly overrates it ? maybe your homosexual friends ? it's an ok fun horror movie, sometimes the b***hes acting doesn't convince me , but not enough to ruin the movie. Don't take it seriously and you'll be ok you daft c**t.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it well enough.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked. I guess it was made before female character became synonimous to shit in mdoern movies

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was shocked to learn that this movie considered good.
    That cheating subplot was presented so weak, so dispassionate.
    The yellow warm colour scheme goes horrible with wet cold stone cave.
    Creatures are just there, no interesting cool backstory, yet they aren't unique enough to work as "mysterious beings" trope.
    Absolutely shitty design of said creatures, literally people with Halloween store makeup. Biring and cheap.

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