This movie wasnt good
This movie wasnt good
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— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
This movie wasnt good
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
>underneath the bridge starts playing
Took me out of the movie
>underneath the bridge
>nevada
It was too long.
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At least an hour too long and the villain and the ending sucked.
aaaaaaaaaaaVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY mAAAAAAAAAAAAARiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is this show?
Gaki no Tsukai
I liked it, therefore you are wrong. Dubs proves it.
>AT LAST, a story of the World’s Greatest Detective doing REAL detective work.
I did not say this but I can understand why someone who looks like that might say this
I haven't seen this movie since the theater, and I liked about half of it. But all of the Riddlers photos were from the same vantage point. Why didn't they just go to that apartment in the first act? And why are people just lingering out on the street in front of the club if they're not supposed to be seen there. Shouldn't they have a secret entrance? Am I remembering this right?
Nothing will compare to Nolan Batman
-Cuts out bullet hole from wall
-Fires similar bullets on different walls to find out size of bullet
-Reconstruct bullet digitally
-Get fingerprint off shattered bullet
Can't understand why people defend this trash. Maybe they are in love with goth Batman or something
They are, even though they’re the same people that would call
something “cringe” for taking itself seriously. This movie was dogshit. Riddler didn’t know anything in the end, then gets himself arrested on purpose after trying to run away juat because they needed to get rid of him and have some resolution, Gordon sucks, Catwoman sucks, wokist bullshit, plot is boring as shit, “STooL PiGeon” “WhO’s The StOOl PiGeon!??” It was so unsure of itself that it couldn’t even commit to going R rated, it was just edgy nonsensical garbage made for 13 year old tik tok zoomers. Batman was a secondary character in his own goddamn movie solely because they had to give more screentime to catwoman because Bruce is white. Batman is supposed to be the main character and we’ve learned nothing about him from this movie, absolutely fucking nothing. Humanitarian batman was trash “i can’t be vengeance! im inspiring Cinemaphile users! i have to be more like the black woman mayor!!!”
throw this in the dumpster.
Returns and Begins spit on this garbage.
>Humanitarian batman was trash
Yeah, the last third and especially the ending was terrible, Batman going around like some first responder lamenting about his privilege. The scene where he and Batgirl go on a bike ride was awkward and pretty gay. Batgirl actress just cannot act. Gordon can act but had shitty dialog which he kept repeating in many scenes. Penguin was retarded. The first act was somewhat promising but it fell off a cliff real soon and was still falling fast by the end of the movie
>Begins
>No, no, no. A vigilante is just a man lost in the scramble for his own gratification. He can be destroyed, or locked up. But if you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, and if they can't stop you, then you become something else entirely.
>You have learned to bury your guilt with anger. I will teach you to confront it, and to face the truth. You know how to fight six men. We can teach you how to engage six hundred. You know how to disappear. We can teach you to become truly invisible.
It will always baffle me when /toon/mblrinas say this piece of garbage is better than begins because of dumb bullshit like "He's actually a detective heee" or say Wokewoman is the best Catwoman when Pfeiffer mogs that mutt in terms of both performance and pure beauty.
begins is a terrible movie, watch it again if you don't believe me. nu catwoman was bad acting and bad costume, burton's catwoman was still ugly but marginally better acting
have a nice day zoom zooom
This is the absolute truth. And to top it all off, they had a hero character (Catwoman) say that white people are privileged assholes in case you missed all the heavy handed propaganda. I can't imagine how many people will write off a sequel just from that line alone. If they continue with this, the new "reset" will be DOA.
It's the Batman movie I would dreamed of when I was in High School.
That's not a complement.
Were you a potential school shooter bro?
Cool video essay intro dude
All of the catwoman stuff should have been cut. Her and her story were boring as hell.
Too long, convoluted and sometimes retarded. Still compared to spiderman no way homo and the new doctor strange and the thor flop it looks like Casablanca, capeshit is like that
this. the fact that it was actually trying to be good means something.
>trying to be good
AAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA
imagine filming a blockbuster and literally chosing an incel ass looking actor for your main villain
you will never catch me watch trash capeshit shilled by poo subhumans no more
Batman at no point thought to look at the spot the victim photos were taken from. Literally just took the photos from his apartment...
>it insists on itself Lois
It's a fucking capeshit hollywood batman movie, did you honestly expect it to not suck?
You paid for it sucker.
>Black Gordon
>Black Cat Woman
That's why.
Next from hollywoof,
transgender
and the fucking french
Halle Berry was fine as catwoman you didn't say shit then
>Halle Berry was fine as catwoman
Not for me, she was not.
Should have been about 30-45 minutes shorter. Also, this version of Batman is the wimpiest. Weaker than MCU Daredevil. His equipment is kind of shit, too, not the kind of stuff you'd expect a billionaire to use. Pattinson Batman makes Bale Batman look like Batfleck.
If this version of Batman used guns the criminals would have nothing to worry about.
This iteration of the Batmobile was the only good part of this mostly unwatchable garbage.
The new theme is good. I enjoyed Batman crashing through the roof and fighting the goons. But the ending was cringe. Too much apingNolan.
>Battinson forced himself onto Catwoman before deciding not to rape her
>Battinson socks moronGordon in the kisser
>Battinson is /fitlit/ level incel
>sick car chase scene
Could’ve been 30 minutes shorter but shit was kino and only pozzed shit was “privileged old white men line” from la mujer gata
Yes, I want to see three hours of Batman. But beating the shit out of people.
It was a movie only zoomers could love. The whole thing is just a resurrection of grunge atmosphere but capeshit, which to everyone else but zoomers is so obviously kitsch and shallow that it can’t possibly be good. The movie was awful.
it was okay, like a 5 or 6 outta 10
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS NOT HOW THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GOO!
the amount of seething in this thread is delicious
>My enjoyment of a film is entirely contingent on how many other people dislike it
I usually wouldn't say this but take your meds
Riddler was completely wasted and there isn't any real detective work happening. It needed a smarter writer
the problem with taking batman seriously is that all the characters are actually extremely shallow.
it wasn't that Riddler was "wasted", it's that that's how much depth a character like the Riddler or the Joker would actually have in real life if you take away the fun gadgets and camp and riddles.
The riddles were cool, the casting was mostly shit, the camera work was great at times, the ending was boring shit. DC can never make a good movie. I know this place hates Marvel but they're movies are often good. Capeshit is shit but sometimes is also good.
Don't @ me, chuds.
>This movie wasnt good
counterpoint: yes it was