This movie wasnt good

This movie wasnt good

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >underneath the bridge starts playing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Took me out of the movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >underneath the bridge
      >nevada

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was too long.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    S O M E T H I N G

    IN

    THE

    W A Y
    A
    Y

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least an hour too long and the villain and the ending sucked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      aaaaaaaaaaaVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY mAAAAAAAAAAAAARiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What is this show?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gaki no Tsukai

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it, therefore you are wrong. Dubs proves it.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AT LAST, a story of the World’s Greatest Detective doing REAL detective work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did not say this but I can understand why someone who looks like that might say this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too long, convoluted and sometimes moronic. Still compared to spiderman no way homosexual and the new doctor strange and the thor flop it looks like Casablanca, capeshit is like that

      I haven't seen this movie since the theater, and I liked about half of it. But all of the Riddlers photos were from the same vantage point. Why didn't they just go to that apartment in the first act? And why are people just lingering out on the street in front of the club if they're not supposed to be seen there. Shouldn't they have a secret entrance? Am I remembering this right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing will compare to Nolan Batman

      -Cuts out bullet hole from wall
      -Fires similar bullets on different walls to find out size of bullet
      -Reconstruct bullet digitally
      -Get fingerprint off shattered bullet

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't understand why people defend this trash. Maybe they are in love with goth Batman or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are, even though they’re the same people that would call
      something “cringe” for taking itself seriously. This movie was dogshit. Riddler didn’t know anything in the end, then gets himself arrested on purpose after trying to run away juat because they needed to get rid of him and have some resolution, Gordon sucks, Catwoman sucks, wokist bullshit, plot is boring as shit, “STooL PiGeon” “WhO’s The StOOl PiGeon!??” It was so unsure of itself that it couldn’t even commit to going R rated, it was just edgy nonsensical garbage made for 13 year old tik tok zoomers. Batman was a secondary character in his own goddamn movie solely because they had to give more screentime to catwoman because Bruce is white. Batman is supposed to be the main character and we’ve learned nothing about him from this movie, absolutely fricking nothing. Humanitarian batman was trash “i can’t be vengeance! im inspiring Cinemaphile users! i have to be more like the black woman mayor!!!”

      throw this in the dumpster.

      Returns and Begins spit on this garbage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Humanitarian batman was trash
        Yeah, the last third and especially the ending was terrible, Batman going around like some first responder lamenting about his privilege. The scene where he and Batgirl go on a bike ride was awkward and pretty gay. Batgirl actress just cannot act. Gordon can act but had shitty dialog which he kept repeating in many scenes. Penguin was moronic. The first act was somewhat promising but it fell off a cliff real soon and was still falling fast by the end of the movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Begins
        >No, no, no. A vigilante is just a man lost in the scramble for his own gratification. He can be destroyed, or locked up. But if you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, and if they can't stop you, then you become something else entirely.
        >You have learned to bury your guilt with anger. I will teach you to confront it, and to face the truth. You know how to fight six men. We can teach you how to engage six hundred. You know how to disappear. We can teach you to become truly invisible.
        It will always baffle me when Cinemaphilemblrinas say this piece of garbage is better than begins because of dumb bullshit like "He's actually a detective heee" or say Wokewoman is the best Catwoman when Pfeiffer mogs that mutt in terms of both performance and pure beauty.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          begins is a terrible movie, watch it again if you don't believe me. nu catwoman was bad acting and bad costume, burton's catwoman was still ugly but marginally better acting

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day zoom zooom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is the absolute truth. And to top it all off, they had a hero character (Catwoman) say that white people are privileged buttholes in case you missed all the heavy handed propaganda. I can't imagine how many people will write off a sequel just from that line alone. If they continue with this, the new "reset" will be DOA.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the Batman movie I would dreamed of when I was in High School.

    That's not a complement.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Were you a potential school shooter bro?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cool video essay intro dude

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All of the catwoman stuff should have been cut. Her and her story were boring as hell.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too long, convoluted and sometimes moronic. Still compared to spiderman no way homosexual and the new doctor strange and the thor flop it looks like Casablanca, capeshit is like that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this. the fact that it was actually trying to be good means something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to be good
        AAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine filming a blockbuster and literally chosing an incel ass looking actor for your main villain
    you will never catch me watch trash capeshit shilled by poo subhumans no more

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Batman at no point thought to look at the spot the victim photos were taken from. Literally just took the photos from his apartment...

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it insists on itself Lois

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fricking capeshit hollywood batman movie, did you honestly expect it to not suck?
    You paid for it sucker.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Black Gordon
    >Black Cat Woman

    That's why.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Next from hollywoof,
      transgender
      and the fricking french

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Halle Berry was fine as catwoman you didn't say shit then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Halle Berry was fine as catwoman

        Not for me, she was not.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been about 30-45 minutes shorter. Also, this version of Batman is the wimpiest. Weaker than MCU Daredevil. His equipment is kind of shit, too, not the kind of stuff you'd expect a billionaire to use. Pattinson Batman makes Bale Batman look like Batfleck.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If this version of Batman used guns the criminals would have nothing to worry about.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This iteration of the Batmobile was the only good part of this mostly unwatchable garbage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The new theme is good. I enjoyed Batman crashing through the roof and fighting the goons. But the ending was cringe. Too much apingNolan.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Battinson forced himself onto Catwoman before deciding not to rape her
    >Battinson socks Black personGordon in the kisser
    >Battinson is /fitlit/ level incel
    >sick car chase scene
    Could’ve been 30 minutes shorter but shit was kino and only pozzed shit was “privileged old white men line” from la mujer gata

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I want to see three hours of Batman. But beating the shit out of people.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was a movie only zoomers could love. The whole thing is just a resurrection of grunge atmosphere but capeshit, which to everyone else but zoomers is so obviously kitsch and shallow that it can’t possibly be good. The movie was awful.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was okay, like a 5 or 6 outta 10

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS NOT HOW THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GOO!

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the amount of seething in this thread is delicious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >My enjoyment of a film is entirely contingent on how many other people dislike it
      I usually wouldn't say this but take your meds

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Riddler was completely wasted and there isn't any real detective work happening. It needed a smarter writer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the problem with taking batman seriously is that all the characters are actually extremely shallow.

      it wasn't that Riddler was "wasted", it's that that's how much depth a character like the Riddler or the Joker would actually have in real life if you take away the fun gadgets and camp and riddles.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The riddles were cool, the casting was mostly shit, the camera work was great at times, the ending was boring shit. DC can never make a good movie. I know this place hates Marvel but they're movies are often good. Capeshit is shit but sometimes is also good.
    Don't @ me, chuds.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This movie wasnt good

    counterpoint: yes it was

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