This movie wouldve been better if none of the people eaten by the house came back. They pussied out.

This movie would’ve been better if none of the people eaten by the house came back. They pussied out.

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strange thing, the tie-in comic shows a bunch of other skeletons in the basement confirming the house really does eat people
    Which just begs the question even more how the others survive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They probably die of starvation then
      All it does is throw them in the basement, it has no actual way to eat people after that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It had some sort of stomach acid when they tickle its uvula.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          so it's a girl house....

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            too bad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tie-in comic
      First time I've heard of this.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same. Bumping 4 storytime

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I first heard about it on the dvd commentary. I assumed it went unmade until years later I found it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have that comic?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tie-in comic
        First time I've heard of this.

        Same. Bumping 4 storytime

        I do, but no scanner. You can see pages here
        http://www.robotoperatormanuals.com/comics/MHcomic.html

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cool. Was not expecting it to have a radically different art style.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I get the feeling the movie would've liked to look like that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Apart from the harsh shadows they did a really good job translating the 3d characters to 2d.
          Bones is really the only one who looks off.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does anyone have the full comic? I can't find it on any of the extensions on tachioyma or any of the normal sites. Even a story time would be good.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ive been searching for the full comic for a while now, nothing is coming up.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ive been searching for the full comic for a while now, nothing is coming up.

            It's obscure. I swear it wasn't even documented on the internet until the last few years

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does that affect the story?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No body count = lame

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't they come back in like the last 30 seconds of the film?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean if it bothers you so much, you could pretty easily make a fanedit that removes their survival.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I basically can’t enjoy that movie because of the creepy motion capture

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally a horror movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's part of the appeal though

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh well

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you say that like that's the one problem. they shoukd have showed us more of the house by having the kids get split up while inside and now having to navigate an everchanging setting. this movie didn't just have no balls, it had no heart

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should look up the concept art of the movie. They planned to show a lot more of the interior house

      Harmon said they made the film without his third act. That was finished. The fat lady wasn't a character. https://archive.nytimes.com/artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/29/community-creator-writes-to-child-disses-spielberg-and-wins-our-hearts/

      What was his third act?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harmon said they made the film without his third act. That was finished. The fat lady wasn't a character. https://archive.nytimes.com/artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/29/community-creator-writes-to-child-disses-spielberg-and-wins-our-hearts/

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is a girl on tumblr who selfships with the fucking monster house and claims that all constance and nebbercracker had was friendship

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that bitch sounds nebbercracked

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