>Norma Jean is abandoned by her father and abused by her schizophrenic mother.
>Gets adopted by a man who wants to frick her and a woman who marries her off out of jealousy.
>Husband forces her to change her appearance and treats her as a sex object, leading her to develop the Marilyn Monroe split personality.
>Gets discovered by a German photographer who coerces her into a pornographic photo shoot, then sells the pictures around Hollywood for profit.
>Gets assraped by Darryl F. Zanuck on her first day in Hollywood and passed around by Hollywood execs who dehumanize and oversexualize her in her films.
>Begins dating Van Johnson, until they go to a party and all the male attendants ritualistically bawd-shame her and cause Johnson to ditch her.
>Gets gang-raped by Charlie Chaplin Jr. and Edward G. Robinson Jr. and impregnated by one of them. Tells Zanuck and he forces her to have an abortion.
>Spirals into drugs and mental illness, hallucinates the dead fetus haunting her everywhere she goes.
>Marries Joe DiMaggio, who begins to beat her until they divorce, then marries Arthur Miller, who abandons her due to her declining mental health.
>Begins receiving letters from her father seeking reconciliation, which carry her through the dark times.
>Meets John Kennedy, who frequently drugs and rapes her, while the media slanders her for the perceived extramarital affair.
>Finds out the letters were just Chaplin and Robinson tormenting her, snaps and threatens Kennedy on their next encounter.
>The following day Robert Kennedy sends a CIA sharpshooter to assassinate and make it look like an overdose.
Sydney Sweeney was born for this role.
2x4 hips
she looks nothing like Marilyn, apart from being a buxom blonde
Marilyn Monroe may have had a lot of issues but fetal alcohol syndrome wasn't one of them
>Sydney Sweeney
stop trying to shoehorn your "one step away from being a pornstar" actress in everything just because she's in the Troon Show with mutt and troony schafer
>The following day Robert Kennedy sends a CIA sharpshooter to assassinate and make it look like an overdose.
holy shit that cannot be the ending
It is. The movie goes even harder than the book since that uses pseudonyms for the historical characters.
Anybody could have killed jfk. Your only need, literally, two good shooters, and about an hour of set up time.
It’s not hard. It’s amazing more people aren’t sniped
>It’s not hard. It’s amazing more people aren’t sniped
or killed in general, really
i mean even when you think about infrastructure, it would be relatively easy to cause millions of dollars in damages
which really goes to show you most incels and terrorists are super dumb
you really need a lot of things to come together for a sniper to happen
No
nice ol rock and copper wire. give it a good shotput throw up into the lines
>most incels
Why do you speak like this?
In your mind is there some army of sexual frustrated men that are going to kill you and rape your mother.
You might be onto something
Like many anons here I will point out I’m in my 40s, have children and cute, showered, buxom wife right here. Right now.
M you painting /4cheese/ as a monolith is silly. Stupid. And embarrassing.
You’re not from here. You’re literally homosexual, and literally from reddit. And you think you’re getting toughened up by visiting the dangerous and “no holds barred” /Cinemaphile/
I’m just here to say: everyone sees right through you. Yes (You).
You should feel bad because you’re weak and stupid and totally irrelevant
I want to rape your wife.
Please try.
I’ll find your family’s address on your drivers license
Oh wait nvm. I already found your wife on tinder. Sorry 😉
i mean your wife will be his family after he cums deep inside of her womb
she'll be his wife and property then
tldr
Based and accurate, Cinemaphile hasn't been a bastion of counter-culture in fricking forever, the mixing between reddit 4ch twitter etc is absurd lmao
literally no one you quoted made any reference to JFK's assassination, moron
you can't make a movie that says the CIA assassinates people unless you suggest JFK had it coming
>What is this weird character assassination of JFK?
Seems to be a feminist hit piece. It can't believe a woman would willingly have an affair with a powerful man because of the "power imbalance". Thus he has to be an evil abuser.
>The following day Robert Kennedy sends a CIA sharpshooter to assassinate and make it look like an overdose.
Based Bobby.
It’s a movie, not a documentary.
I thought it was a biography, that certainly was the implication everyone I know had of the movie
this is definitely how it has been marketed
literally been going through the same shit for a hundred years of movies. you'd think people would catch the frick on that when they say "based on a true story" it means "based on whatever the frick I made up in my head"
Biographies are usually at least close to reality
maybe the reality you made up in your head
So you thought this Hollywood movie was supposed to be accurate ... are you moronic
Based Andrew Dominik about to make many many people seethe.
It literally says BASED ON A NOVEL in the trailer you dumb redditor.
JFK was a piece of shit and the only reason people like him is because he was assassinated. Fight me, homosexual.
he was irish
I don't like him but it seems far more likely that psycho Monroe just wanted to frick the president
LE MEN ARE LE BAD
Anne Nicole Smith would be a more kino biopic.
Do we get to see her get raped? Because if so, moty
>any president other than obongo
>not satan on earth
if only you knew how bad things really are
Is it worse femcope than that Pam show recently?
>nape of neck
>nape of neck
redundant
lol chicks swallow for me without me verbalizing it, JFK was a cornball
Its her voiceover you LARPer
yea yea yeah that's all well and good but does Ana show her breasts or pussy? It would be pretty sweet to finally get a full frontal shot before she turns 40
Did Marylin have a big 1950's bush and will Ana have bush?
I don't know about raping Marilyn Monroe, but I don't find it too far fetched to believe he could have been a sexual predator. That former intern talked about how he got her drunk and took her virginity when she was 19. She doesn't want to call it rape, but it still sounds like he took advantage of her. And I saw Larry Cohen tell a story about how the women staying at the Kennedy house would be advised to lock their doors at night or JFK would sneak into their beds and rape them, a trick he learned from his father.
that's fricked up
sounds like he deserved what he got
funny how biden is also a rapist creep... must be those splendid potatoBlack person genes at work
better than your nigg genes, quadroon
>
sorry to have triggered you, potatoBlack person, go back to being inferior quietly
Wait. You’re black?
Lol
>he got her drunk
He forced her to drink? Unlikely. She just got drunk and had sex with him.
>Larry Cohen
Any story from a israelite has zero credibility
Who the frick is Larry Cohen?
it was unironically a different time; Biden is old enough to be from another era
Motherfricker was middle-aged when Vietnam was going on
Will the remake be better than the original version with Poppy Montgomery?
JFK was a prince among men. He fricked Marilyn a few times (who wouldn't?) and all this conspiratorial crap was invented to sell saucy books to stupid women.
>oversexualized
She was a prostitute, OP. You can't oversexualize a prostitute.
>Spirals into drugs and mental illness, hallucinates the dead fetus haunting her everywhere she goes.
Sounds fricking Lynch-ian. I'm gonna watch the frick out of this.
sad that this movie will totally rob Marilyn Monroe of any agency in her life and turn her into some symbolic victim. she'd probably hate that.
In a female empowerment world, its very strange that women arent allowed to "get one over men" by using sex etc as a tactic to get ahead. Its always 100% men being predatory psychos.
yeah, nor are they allowed to want or like being sexy, with the power that entails, or allowed to have any kind of libido where they lust after men and are happy they slept with them.
>Ana De Armas getting thoroughly buttfricked in Marilyn Monroe cosplay
I will now see your movie
>sends a CIA sharpshooter to assassinate and make it look like an overdose.
Operator kino who plays the assassin?
It was a different time.
aka a kino time. Houses and universities were cheap back when we kept women as baby bakeries.
Anon......you're not supposed to watch the parts where she has her clothes on.
>ywn be a 1960s hollywood israelite just fricking living in a constant porno with beautiful starlets
she died in '62
I'ma be honest with you here. That sounds hot.
Do they play 'Candle in the Wind' at the end of the movie?
Or, y'know, reference it at all?
Frick that. I rather be a NEET living with my parents than become an actor.
I’m sure she had to do some messed up stuff to get to the top. The current actress also had to do it, so it doesn’t sound that crazy.
Kino
>CIA killed Marilyn
nah Kennedy most likely went to the mob for that.