This really was the worst thing that ever happened to Star Trek. Worse than Discovery, even worse than Picard.

This really was the worst thing that ever happened to Star Trek. Worse than Discovery, even worse than Picard. Just pure franchise poison.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who cares

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly thought it was a meme from Cinemaphile when I first saw the stills. Can't believe this ever got greenlit.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This show humiliated Trekkies and proved once and for all that Star Wars fans are smarter and have better taste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trekkies stopped watching after the first episode of discovery which all but killed the franchise. in contrast wars fans keep on slurping disney slop and enabling the rape of the franchise

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based and correct. Star Wars Detours was rightfully shelved before it could even air. Star Trek: Lower Decks, which is the exact same thing, was allowed to have five seasons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        25 hours isnt 5 seasons no matter what they call it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          true, this age of streaming with half seasons, quarter seasons, 1/8 seasons

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so sick of this bland, tasteless animation style being pumped out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like it was drawn by a child

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There were these two side characters I really loved in the episode with the "Farm" that all the freaks get sent to. It was like a man and woman stuck together by some teleporter accident. I thought it was kind of a hot concept, like imagine getting stuck to someone super hot and just having to deal with being right next to each other all the time.
    that's all i remember or care about from this show

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And yet it was still way better than The Orville.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Liar!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's over Seth. Let it go.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barclay, can you check on the oxygen scrubbers? Because OP just got filtered.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just glad it's almost over, bros

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least it gave us Dr. T'ana

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It didn't because none of that stupid shit ever happened

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its all made up but youre touching on the keystone of trek, believability
        star trek has it. nutrek has not

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice try JJ, but you will always be the worst thing that happened to Star Trek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jewisraelite Abrahams is why nutrek is the way it is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Paramount green lit every stupid thing he did

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the creators of the new shows were also told to base everything off the JJ movies - shaky camera, oversized starships, lots of emotion and crying, planets blowing up, the universe constantly on the verge of destruction, the whole "drop out of warp and ram into debris" bit, lens flares, phasers that go pewpewpewpew, floating holographic screens,

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come everyone is happy and smiling except the white dude?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's the one who takes his job seriously and understands the danger of being in the dead void of space.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's the classic neurotic israelite.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      proximity to female and brown mary sues has siphoned his masculinity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why indeed

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lampshading that Star Trek is stupid and goofy doesn't make it NOT stupid and goofy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with this show, and NuTrek in general, is the lack of sincerity. Yes, Star Trek has some goofy things in it, but it's always treated seriously, because irony and sarcasm are the death of immersion.
      How do you expect people to believe in the Star Trek utopia when it's a joke now?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How did The Orville get the sincerity right, of all these shows?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nobody with any self respect watched after the cuckold and troony shit at the start.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How do you expect people to believe in the Star Trek utopia when it's a joke now?
        You TNGeezers need to lighten up. TOS was a campy show, Voyager was a fun show, DS9 was the "grimdark" one. It's only TNG that was very serious, all of the time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >TNGeezers
          NuTrek is dead, you lost.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's only TNG that was very serious, all of the time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its not about being serious its about being believable.
          i do not believe spock would have a magic black girlpower adopted sister who cries all the time.
          i do not believe that human beings could live in an apple store for years without going insane
          i do not believe that pike would learn about his doomed fate and then return to service with a bunch of sassy lesbians who and a known decedent of khan
          if i wanted to watch fantasy id watch star wars

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought you were talking about LD, but I guess you just meant STD? The latter is obviously such shit, that I haven't even bothered to watch it. But there's nothing in LD that makes the setting unbelievable.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              im talking about all of it and
              >manually cleaning the holodeck
              >casually amputating limbs
              >constant insubornation
              >blatant nepotism
              >30+ year old ensigns
              are not believable.
              but in LD case it only matters if you want to be a moron and argue the parody cartoon is canon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Voyager was a fun show
          back to india with you rajnesh
          >DS9 was the "grimdark" one.
          you shut your filthy mouth, you goddamn lying prostitute. it was the western, complete with widowed Sheriff, israelite shopkeep/prostitutehouse owner, vicious mex govt vs the enlightened noble savage indians, civil war, wildass native religion, sole river crossing for 200 miles, etc.

          i hate you morons so much.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So far nuTrek has given us:
    >Discovery - female power fantasy
    >Picard - old white men are to blame for everything
    >Lower Decks - the ST universe is so cheesy and lame amirite
    >Prodigy - strangely the only one that "gets" star trek
    >Strange New Worlds - TOS was so outdated, let's make a new one
    How will these be remembered in 10-20 years?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >remembered
      good one.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good point; STD just aired its final episode and people only talked about it a little bit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this is what counts as "star trek" now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The worst thing to happen is a show that uses the rest of the shows to throw random jokes in? It's pretty enjoyable, if you can have some fun in your life. Feels like a comfy/comedy fan rewards for remembering various bits and how silly ST is in general.

        Not curse words 🙁

        >Voyager was a fun show
        back to india with you rajnesh
        >DS9 was the "grimdark" one.
        you shut your filthy mouth, you goddamn lying prostitute. it was the western, complete with widowed Sheriff, israelite shopkeep/prostitutehouse owner, vicious mex govt vs the enlightened noble savage indians, civil war, wildass native religion, sole river crossing for 200 miles, etc.

        i hate you morons so much.

        >western
        That's a dumb take, but you're right it wasn't grim dark. At least it didn't try any of that until DS9 gets taken over.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rewatch the first episode and tell me it wasnt a western.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not.

            >Feels like a comfy/comedy fan rewards for remembering various bits and how silly ST is in general.
            see [...]
            >irony and sarcasm are the death of immersion.

            >This stand alone show I don't have to watch ruined my immersion in other shows
            Literally your own issue. I'm glad I can enjoy these things separately

            >Lower Standards is good because it has the things I remember in it!!!!!
            Is that all it takes? Generic 2020s adult animation with the usual character tropes, but they reference the thing from TNG episode 67

            It's okay to actually reply to people, it's an anonymous message board. It's good for reasons beyond that. For instance, it's funny and for a comedy show that's a good mark.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rewatch the first episode and tell me it wasnt a western.

          neither anon here. absolutely a western. the same way tos and tng are wagon train, ds9 is gunsmoke.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Feels like a comfy/comedy fan rewards for remembering various bits and how silly ST is in general.
          see

          The problem with this show, and NuTrek in general, is the lack of sincerity. Yes, Star Trek has some goofy things in it, but it's always treated seriously, because irony and sarcasm are the death of immersion.
          How do you expect people to believe in the Star Trek utopia when it's a joke now?

          >irony and sarcasm are the death of immersion.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes, I am autistic, how could you tell?
            Lucky guess

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen it.

    Is the main female character extremely intelligent and overly ambitious and her main faults that she tries too hard and cares too much and is too honest sometimes?

    And is the main male character high energy but well-meaning dunce?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No the female character is a brat who is scared of responsibility and constantly fricks up unless the plot requires to her to succeed and even then she is just stalling for time until someone else actually saves the day.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    omfg it's a kids cartoon why do you even care

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >omfg it's a kids cartoon
      It literally isnt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For all intents and purposes, it's a kids cartoon. Except they say 'dick' and 'frick' every now and then so the manchildren in the audience don't feel weird.
        This applies to most western "adult" animation these days.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this

          >Feels like a comfy/comedy fan rewards for remembering various bits and how silly ST is in general.
          see [...]
          >irony and sarcasm are the death of immersion.

          isnt a kids show and if you think kids should watch that it explains a lot.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're both moronic
            >Star Trek: Lower Decks is an American adult animated science fiction television

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You're both moronic
              Are you stupid? I initially responded to that anon saying it wasnt a kids cartoon.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Discovery was cancelled. Picard is over. Lower Decks was cancelled. Prodigy was cancelled. Strange New Worlds probably only has a season or two left.
    It's over. NuTrek is done.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      std was cancelled. picard was always a 3 season deal and theres speculation LD was a 5 year deal from the start.
      pro might survive if netflix is allowed to fund it, paramount needs cash.
      snw will get at least 5 years because of amortization.
      theres a stupid section 31 special that seems too far along to be stopped. theres also a star trek academy series in development, hard to believe that will survive but they just cast paul giamitti.
      all this to say i wish nutrek was dead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >snw will get at least 5 years because of amortization.
        Defer the capital gains from the third order derivatives speculation because of the dip.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > i wish nutrek was dead
        Don’t feel bad, the writers of nutrek feel the same way about you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, they hate the fans, we know.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, they hate the fans, we know.

          it's about killing fans

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The best thing that happened to nu!Trek is the worst, because I'm a contrarian homosexual
    I mean the bar is set extra-low, but LD is still miles ahead of everything else related with nu!Trek
    Also, is that way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The best thing that happened to nu!Trek
      Incorrect.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The best thing that happened to nu!Trek
      Incorrect.

      >The best thing that happened to nu!Trek
      >Anything else than pic related
      You know shit's bad when an off-brand parody is better than the real deal (or the official parody)

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lower Standards is good because it has the things I remember in it!!!!!
    Is that all it takes? Generic 2020s adult animation with the usual character tropes, but they reference the thing from TNG episode 67

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No, I didn't saw the show nor the shows it is referencing, but I'm mad anyway
      Imagine spending your life like that. Must be fricking tiresome

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine spending your life defending a trash meme cartoon that got cancelled.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being a tiresome piece of shit who complains about the same thing for years on end rather than just ignore it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >A one-season series runs for fricking 5
          >It genuinely gets better over time
          >HURR CANCELLED DURR
          If anything, I'm impressed they've made it through the first season and stayed around for so long.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is that all it takes?
      Yes. Deal with or die mad about it, this is the world.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A one-season series runs for fricking 5
        >It genuinely gets better over time
        >HURR CANCELLED DURR
        If anything, I'm impressed they've made it through the first season and stayed around for so long.

        Imagine being a tiresome piece of shit who complains about the same thing for years on end rather than just ignore it.

        >Lezzie Dykes is gonna be the hill I'll die on after it's dead and buried
        lol ok

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yikes

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lezzie Dykes exists to mock the old shows. They're quaint and outdated and silly, and you should think so too.
    The new shows are better, so they're spared.

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