This scene in 40 year old virgin was actually pretty realistic I think. If a handsome guy(like Steve carrell in the movie) who's in good shape found a slutty girl like beth and said some shit like that it would probably work
What do you think?
This scene in 40 year old virgin was actually pretty realistic I think.
sure kid
Talking to women is easier than Cinemaphile makes it out to be. As long as you're not horribly ugly or overly creepy, expressing interesting in them is usually enough to get a date.
I am horribly ugly though. Deformed. Hence the suicidal urges
escortmaxx or fuck ur cat. Im not a therapist or anything
Not him but the happy pepe and vibe of your post switched 180 real quick lol
Frogposters are subhuman. You should know this by now.
Only monsters try to present people as subhuman
Find an ugly woman
it is in your head bro
the guy without legs and hands has a wife and three kids because his head is in the right place
women do not look for male models
they like how you make them feel
they dont care how you good looking you are
Trollmaxx
>Live under a bridge
>Get ripped
>Wear rags
>Grow moss in your hair
>Eat carrion and lost pets
>Prevent travellers from passing unless they answer your riddles three
Eventually you may even find a wife as ugly and stinky as you
>As long as you're not horribly ugly or overly creepy
>As long as you're not horribly ugly
Shit!
>or overly creepy
SHIT!
Yeah I sit next to this girl who hasn't said a single word all semester. I said hi to her today and then she wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Sounds like she’s more autistic than you. You’re in bro!
This girl I sat next to for a whole semester in one of those huge 101 lecture halls sat next to me on day 1 and just kept sitting there every class, we rarely spoke until end of semester studying where she would jerk her water bottle off every fucking time while I was busy trying to understand the retarded notes we both wrote with our shit handwriting. I miss her, don’t even remember her name.
> As long as you're not overly creepy,
wats overly creeoy mr rediturd
>not horribly ugly or overly creepy
literally 90% of men to 100% of women
Anon this is too big of a white pill for me to swallow I’m serious
>Talking to women
well, that's not MY complaint. I have no issues talking to anybody.
I hate women because I don't know what they do
The problem is I'm very picky.
Not picky for looks, I don't care that much, picky in terms of compatibility/personality.
I don't want a gf just for the sake of having one. I want someone who shares similar values and has at least some of the same interests as me.
I don't really like the idea of just approaching random girls in public, because the odds they would be compatible with me is pretty low. Maybe it's because I'm autistic, but I've talked with people who I don't share anything in common with and it's pure torture. I always want to end the conversation as soon as possible.
>I don't want a gf just for the sake of having one
I had this mindset and then one day I just decided to date some random bitch and she ended up being way more compatible than I thought. Even more importantly it made me more confident in myself moving forward.
i know what you mean, but you have to take the gamble.
You have to remember: we are autistic.
Pretty much this. I have met girls in the past that have shown interest in me, but I always figure it out when its too late to do anything. I guess autism and low self esteem will do this shit to bros like us
You really hardly have to talk to them. They will do like 80-90% of the talking. And the more you let them talk the more they will like you.
Soo if women like doing the talking then why do they hate quiet/introverted guys so much?
Because they never make the first move. You still have to do that part.
because we don't show interest we look bored, which of course we are, girls are really good at one thing, reading body and facial expressions, they know you don't care
Because they are dumb.
Anon I’m not getting laid any time soon if this is what I look like
yeah you are, it's not too bad
you might have some mental shit that'll cuck you off but those looks are p tolerable
>cut marks on hand
>tattoos
why are histrionic people this predictable?
Put on some muscle and get a job you weepy gay
I have a resting face that always makes me look nervous or angry from what I've been told and seen when pics have been taken of me, that ruins it before I've even said anything to the girl
I can talk to them casually just fine. I just don't know shit when it comes to flirting and "game".
So just talk to women who dont care about that stuff. If youre currently 22 or some gay ass young age, that may be difficult.
I'm getting into driving school soon, how do I score some high school lady there?
>As long as you're not horribly ugly or overly creepy
im both
>As long as you're not horribly ugly or overly creepy
It's over
you forgot to add:
JUST
BEE
URSELF
>He thinks not being socially awkward and nervous, aka "creepy" to women, is just some easy thing to achieve
Pisses me off
Being socially awkward does not repel women
>As long as you're not horribly ugly or overly creepy
Eh. Depends on the context. Talking to women is easy if you don't have anything on the line. Being nice and a little flirty with a waitress so you get better service is nothing. But you incels and NEETs and autists are so tightly wrapped all you can think about is "I'd like the bacon turkey sandwi OMG YOUR LIPS ON MY DICK I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOM", your retarded head goes off like a fucking pinball machine, flight or fight kicks in, and you make a fucking fool out of yourself. Been watching retards like you do that since high school.
Plus, if you knew women, and dated women who worked in retail or as a receptionist or anything public facing, there has to be serious charisma/reptile brain attraction for them to accept a date proposal while working. Otherwise, you're just free entertainment during their shift.
But yeah, talking to women is easy. Unless you traded in manhood in your teens and early adult years for vidya and porn, and are scrambling to learn the basics, when everyone else figured that shit out by the 10th grade.
But Andy isn't realistic. He HAD gotten past the "asking someone out" stage. He had a girl in college, with her hand on his dick, about to blow him. There's no way you give up if you can get that far. A more realistic movie would have been him never going on a date or kissing a girl, ever - just like all of you incels.
I had a relationship with a woman for 5 years who I bought a ring for and I had a LOT of cooms in her and then she cheated and I gave up. It can happen.
But, you weren't a virgin. So what point did you think you had? Your exprience is irrelevant to the discussion.
I just wanted to make (you) seethe
Well, you failed, spectacularly.
bullshit
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>As long as you're not horribly ugly
>Talking to women is easier than Cinemaphile makes it out to be. As long as you're not horribly ugly or overly creepy, expressing interesting in them is usually enough to get a date.
I'm that anon. I was about to post a picture of myself and then I realized I'm okay-looking and I don't want to be an attention seeking gay.
Very true anon.
>As long as you're not horribly ugly or overly creepy
Ok
i knew a girl who admitted she would go on dates as a means of getting a free meal 80% of the time lmao
Would you be interested in Steve Carrel? I mean, like if you had a chance for one night, and only one night, would you spend it with him?
No I'm not gay. But for a man his age, he's in good shape and is definitely not ugly. Most 40 years are fat
You know how I know that youre gay?
Why, because you're gay and you can tell when other people are?
40% of America is obese
30% of America is overweight
That means as long as you are not fat, you are in the top 30 percentile of attractiveness.
This skewers even more with age.
Meaning Steve Carrel is probably considered very attractive for a 40 year old male.
>That means as long as you are not fat, you are in the top 30 percentile of attractiveness.
imagine actually thinking this keek
This is the only movie I liked Steve Carrell in. I also fucking hate the office.
This was considered comically out of shape back in 2005
No it wasn't. Part of his whole character was that he was IN shape
They made him out to be a social pariah when his worst aspects were his awkwardness and nerdy hobbies. He actually kept his home clean from dirty piles of laundry and piss bottles.
Yeah they could have made a worst depicture of him if they really meant to show what some true 40 years old outcast would look like.
Watch Virgin Mountain if you want to see that.
the whole point is that the movie is made for normies to enjoy. have you ever wondered why in every single modern movie where the protagonist is "poor", he still has his own apartment? He never has roommates, he never has some extremely shitty condo in a bad neighborhood. Poverty in film is lower middle-class at worst in real life. But why? Well because the movie is still supposed to be at least hopeful. It's still escapism even if the protagonist is supposed to have fallen on hard times. To that end, no one wants to watch a soul crushing film that shows what real poverty looks like.
Similarly, the point of 40 Year Old Virgin isn't supposed to show what the most hopeless virgin case looks like, because that's depressing. The premise of FYV is unrealistic (no possible way Kevin would be a virgin with the looks and personality he has on display), but the problem presented (awkwardness) is very relatable. 6/10 normies can go watch the movie and feel like "wow he's literally me" because everyone can relate to the idea that talking to the opposite sex and trying to date can be scary.
i watched this movie really high with friends and we were crying laughing at how his torso looked like a frowny face
fucgking hell i see it.
Was that not the joke?
i don't think so. i don't know how they would plan for his belly button and nipples to make a perfect face like that
Easily. The belly button part is probably the only thing they didn't plan on.
Yeah that was the joke, I don’t think Zoomers know what a Jack o lantern is
the powers of semen retention
I find Steve Carrell to be incredibly hot. My favorite roles from him were the PTSD doll house one and the one where he had an addict kid. I thought he was cute in The Office. My friends always thought I was weird for liking him but surely I have to be right that he has attractive qualities if he's an actor
I'm dl bisexual but he looks too much like my dad
That SHOULD be an average middle aged man. Not a great body but he looks like he at least does DYEL exercises and doesn't eat like shit. Yeah, he's decently handsome in that movie.
Nope
>just be attractive and don't be unattractive
It's literally that easy.
There's hope for ugly guys but you have to be funny and cool and extroverted. I can't imagine being someone who's ugly AND has a shit personality.
People's perception of your personality is heavily influenced by how attractive they find you.
Nah women are very malleable and men don't give a shit what you look like
Being attractive and being handsome are two different things
Being handsome is a subset of being attractive. There are a bunch of things that can make you attractive but if you are handsome, you are attractive.
>you have to be funny and cool and extroverted
well, that's gg
This is such cope. I see fats and uglies with gfs all the time
Because their gfs are also fats and uglies. Although fats and uglies in their early 20 have an inflated sense of value.
>Because their gfs are also fats and uglies.
wrong
>Wrong
And just like that, I am proven wrong on the internet.
Yes
>Because their gfs are also fats and uglies
And?? What the fuck do you expect? For some attractive girl to fall in love with some disgusting sloth driven piece of shit who has nothing going on for himself? You get what you give you stupid motherfucker.
Being attractive is 80% genetics
Ok so you lost the lotto. have a nice day, right? Nothing you can do or change about anything so might as well end it, pathetic gay. It's definetely not this attitude that makes you ugly.
I am single because I know I can't get an attractive girl. You seem angry at something and I am not sure what. I am just stating facts.
>What the fuck do you expect? For some attractive girl to fall in love with some disgusting sloth driven piece of shit who has nothing going on for himself?
Yes.
>just be likeable and don't be unlikeable
You Incels are so fucking stupid. Have you ever pined after someone completely unlikeable that doesn't draw you to them at all through looks or personality? Of course not, so what the fuck makes you think anyone would want that in you?
>have you ever been attracted to someone who you weren't attracted to
based retard
he legitimately was better off before they interfered in his life. it is hilarious to me that the movie has the famous pussy on a pedestal part though steve was in fact content in his life before, and the group of 'friends' were the ones doing that, and actually obsessed with hole.
The hardest part would be finding someone her age who is that hot, still working retail, and single. Anyone like that irl is fucking crazy. Like, big crazy, because guys will put up with a little crazy.
Yeah I could see if they helped him have kids but didn't he just become a stepdad?
Retard, her character is in the 25-30 age range, there's millions of women that age working in retail.
Oh, my bad, you wouldn't know, you never leave the fucking house.
Are they hot and single?
Yes, many of them are, incel. But don't worry your unwashed head about them, because you'll never talk to them.
I'm not sure who shit in your cereal but try to calm down. Where do you live? Because it definitely isn't like that here.
Sure, incel. Whatever you say.
Good talk.
plato's cave
i'm 32, should i just not bother so i can be like him in 8 years?
Just find an average girl. If she is under 25, you can still "fix her" if you are willing to put in the work
live a single day of your life as a human and not automaton and you will find a gf bro
Literally the other way around
In this movie, his black co-worker says he tapped that when he sees the 40 year old virgin with her. That really set me off and got my dick hard.
guy tapping that?
do you like to do it yourself?
Elizabeth Banks made her an entire being paired with ugly garden gnomes because she's an aryan blonde.
And then she married one irl and converted to judaism.
Steve carell isnt gnomish bro
Max Handelman is.
>Steve carell
exactly.
The only Judd Apatow movie, 40 year old virgin, a total loser incel character.
And who is he played by? Not a garden gnome. Even though all his movies have been played by garden gnomes and garden gnomes only. It's a caucasian this time.
They don't humiliate their own.
OMG don't you know pattern recognition and noticing things is antisemitic?
Except for jonah "hill" (feldstein) who has to play the loser fat guy in every movie (even in animation lol) and never gets taken seriously.
But yeah they dont humiliate their own lol
He gets Emma Stone in Superbad.
That movie was so unrealistic and so highly improbable for a fat garden gnomefro with a crap personality to attract a girl like Stone.
No he got that other annoying garden gnome gay that mumbles to himself.
>a total loser incel character
He's openly volcel and he's the happiest character in the film. He only even gets picked on a few times for being a virgin too, his coworkers are actually trying to help him in good faith.
moron, half the cast of 40 Year Old Virgin aren't garden gnomes. Go back to /pol, you pathetic manlet.
>half the cast of 40 Year Old Virgin aren't garden gnomes
Half the cast?? A full one half aren’t garden gnomes?! Holy shit. Amazing.
garden gnomes are <2% of the population so them only being half the cast of an American movie makes tons of sense, rabbi. How silly of anon to not understand this
>be like david caruso in jade
literally never worked for me
A woman did this to me once but I backed out.
A woman did this to me once but I blacked out. Woke up in a jail cell with my hands covered in blood. I guess I started jerking off furiously and rubbed my dick raw.
Its really not that hard if you have money and are relatively good-looking. I'm a social retard but have spooned/cuddled girls and had them reach in my pants but I usually end up an emotional sponge. It's all so tiresome...
it's way harder than most of you ITT think
being anxious often around regular non attractive people is amplified when there is a hot chick involved
>be a man living by his own, with a honest job, making enought money for he's multiples hobby which are building a collection of toy,reading comics, videogames and painting wargames figure
>happy in his life
>somehow a garden gnome, a moron and a white trash put some weird thought in him
>somehow he need to date and marry a roastie mother of 2
>somehow he need to sell what he like for her
Stay away from pussy if you want to be happy
>a white trash
I think you mean two garden gnomes.
I got irrationally angry at that part where the roastie sold his shit. And the movie tries to make it seem like he was overreacting.
he agreed to do it and it was all just material items anyway. it literally helped him build his own business. she would have stayed with him anyway
it's a symbol of his virginity. he had to give up that stuff. can't hold onto childhood for ever.
Then women need to respect playing with monster trucks and sand toys more if they want to have sex with men. Because monster trucks and playing in the sand is fucking cool.
>building a collection of toy,reading comics, videogames and painting wargames figure
when reddit does it you call it pathetic consoomerism
>roastie mother of 2
One of the two was teenage Kat Dennings. I'd marry a roastie to be around that as well.
>"Oh stepdaughter, I'm sorry for coming out of the shower naked. I'm not used to living with women. No don't worry about that, it's a natural morning state for a man, it'll go down on its own."
Oh the 'accidental' fun you could have.
Sadly pedos dating single moms to gain access to their children is more common then it should be in real life. It's the main reason why it should be illegal for women to bring strange men around their children
The key to attracting attractive women is to ignore the shit out of them. They’re so used to attention that it drives them nuts.
I think that only works if you're actually attractive in some way (i.e., funny, confident, sociable, or just good looking).
Nope. It’s even better if you’re average.
>why isn’t this loser even falling all over me?
Nope, at that point you are invisible to her so you're both ignoring each other, thus it's cancelled out
this movie made me want to never have sex again, he was so much more comfy before he started chasing ass
There is a reason why the movie ending with the wedding. After the wedding, she cheats on him with chad. Now he has to give her
>Child support for her kids
>50% of his business
They should remake this movie and have him reject the roastie to marry a tight eighteen year old
>What do you think?
What do YOU think?
I... I don't know know...
I'm sorry...
I think thinking is so important, my Lord.
yeah. jay was right when andy asked him if he found andy to be handsome and he said yes. just need to cool the manchild part of him down. ironically if he had never gotten rid of all that shit he'd be super popular in a couple more years when nerd shit became mainstream.
this is how women act in the real world
>girl complains about being only used just to be fucked by guys
>I ask her out on date
>she gives me her number and I try to set things up twice but she gives me the cold shoulder after saying she was interested
>messages me saying she had a good fuck a few days ago and sends me pictures of the guy unprompted
>sends me pictures of the guy unprompted
>if your that interested
nice try anon
exposed
youre pathetic hahaha
yeah
tinder is for sex you poof and why are you still talking to her after she rejected you, get a grip. Use bumble or hinge if you actually want a gf.
bro those texts were before she started bragging about who she was fucking, Thot was lying about being on tinder for dating and i wanted a woman to tell her true intentions on being on the app
You sound like a fucking gay and your justification for your pathetic messages doesn't disprove that in the slightest
okay bro
you know those anons are right, its fucking tinder you should've just replied
>ok hoe
and moved on
I'm a trumpet btw I still haven't gotten over that
?
If you're looking for a relationship on Tinder, you're too fucking stupid to have a girlfriend.
I was looking to fuck, it was the woman who was "looking" for a relationship
bro if a woman is still talking to you after saying that sort of shit you are clearly not garbage looking
Unironically being a pathetic little beta worm is what is ruining your dating life
Pathetic...
what a simp
>arsed
L O N D O N
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>london
good movie this Cinemaphile meme never makes any sense
Are you that pathetic fuck on gamefaq who should kill himself? You are, aren't you?
never used gamefaq bro, haven't even thought of it in like 7 years
I'm so glad I've read hundreds of these types of messages that get called out on Cinemaphile before I ever texted a girl.
I would have said that exact cringe fucking shit.
It's not about getting with THAT girl and trying to turn it all around so you can be with HER. It's recognizing that she's shit and dropping her.
How come these messages don't line up? The top of the one with the picture doesn't go as far over as the one below your last message in the second post.
look at the timestamps of the messages
she deleted the picture that's why it doesn't go as far
>still talking to the hoe
ngmi
>I was blocked
I made it
Oh I see. I hope you said I'm implying you're a whore or something to that effect.
typed a paragraph about her being a whore but looking back it was cringe, did upset her tho so it's a W in my book
>did upset her tho so it's a W in my book
That's all you can hope for really.
You are such a gay zoomer loser
frfr straight up bussin SHEEEEEEESH
Jesus Christ man, why are you still talking to her. Just give her a cutting, dry and witty remark and peace out
>girls like you
You missed you chance to call her a whore.
>The real world
>Tinder
You played yourself
>girl says she's not a virgin
>immediately lose all interest
>initiate nod.exe
It could work if she knows absolutely nothing about him at the time
Just fuck hooker
You fags can demoral post all you want but this is the harsh truth. Ive seen it play out heaps of times and since I got into shape I've personally experienced it. They aren't usually wife material but they ain't no 4/10 either
trust me, I'm gorgeous, I have a fame with ladies in the office. like I said, I hate them because I don't know what they do
I trust you
can I have sex with you
What do you mean you “don’t know what they do”
At work. They probably just fuck around all day.
Oh. Yeah probably.
Its true. Unless you are a manlet/ugly/creepy af most women would like to sleep with a 6/10 guy
she's partially right
women are biologically more sexually passive but most of them send very clear signals if they're interested
The only women in the last 2 months who have thrown any signals my way are girls my friends are fucking and I’m not about that. It’s funny too because they’re the signals you get from ignoring them, which I do, because I have autism and I dont like them. I went to the zoo with my buddies and one of the gfs the other day, the gf kept putting her hand on mine when I would open doors, was always standing next to me and leaning in, grabbing my arm to go look at things, all because she knows I dont like her but doesn’t realize that doing that shit makes me hate her more.
This has happened to me before as well, the worst part you can't tell your friend because it'll just make the entire situation worse so all you can do is try your hardest to awkwardly ignore the chick and try to avoid her
Oh no I told him yesterday that I don’t know what her fucking problem with me is but I’m not having a girl 10 years younger than me (I’m 30) who I’m not fucking nag and make snappy comments to me while touching me and telling her bf how much she loves his friends. Too old for that shit
Badedandtruefriendpilled
My cousin's fiancee was annoying so I told him that she came onto me and he broke up with her
Now me and him are back to hanging out every other weekend, feels good
D E V I L I S H
You may have lied but the fact that he did break it off with her meant he'd had doubts about her faithfulness already and probably had a few instances already. You did nothing wrong.
Remember that Autism is a Holy Disease and that you are blessed, anon.
Your path in life, once completed is beyond their present comprehension.
>women are biologically more sexually passive
Tell me you don't know shit about women, without stating you don't know shit about women.
You're just another Cinemaphile incel who would piss his pants if a woman came onto you, sticking her tongue down your throat and rubbing her crotch on your leg. Which is a common fucking thing that happens with women, especially when you're just starting to hook up.
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
Blonde whites don’t work in retail or service anymore
I want all shills to watch their children die.
I’ve fucked 6 girls which I’m about 99% sure all had varying degrees of autism. It’s not too hard to do honestly. The thing is to act like you don’t need them. You may want them, but don’t grovel and cry and put them up on a pedestal. Women want a man who is in control. That includes the mentality of treating women like they aren’t shit just because they have a pussy. You get pussy because you act like you can get it anywhere and any time. That’s what makes women want to hold on to you. So you don’t run away from them. Latching onto some bitch because she has a pussy and constantly calling her a queen is the most unattractive thing to a woman.
Volcel chads rise up
yes, you called?
>tv
It's not worthy.
I got a bartending job in between my undergraduate and postgraduate year - in a logue/club frequented by young people wanting to get drunk, have fun, etc. I am very reserved, really don't smile, very formal, and I only make eye contact if I am directly asking the person what they want for a drink. Don't initiate any small talk whatsoever. Don't detect any interest from women whatsoever. I don't look around enough regularly to see if I'm ever being looked at, but I doubt it and one or two times it has happened I look past or away. Face was complimented twice by two women, but they were not sober and in their 40's so suspect they conflate youth with handsomeness. I do have people actively telling/trying to get my smile, but more middle aged types. Anyhow, only reason I detail all of this is cause blackpillers/lookism types say Chad gets woman expressing interest in him all the time *irrespective* of his behaviour, so he can be as totally withdrawn and still gets interest, etc. This true? Cause if so, I can take my job experiences as the ultimate sign that I am ugly/normie.
holy shit get over yourself and talk to people if you're a bartender
I never really learned to talk to women in off the cuff interactions cause I assume they hate me, and thinking you're despised by attractive women puts you in tense mood for rest of the day. I'm definitely stuck in my own head a lot, but for years have yet to really answer the dissonance between what people in my life have told me I look like vs. the experiences I have that don't seem to be that on an attractive man. Do it all comes down to whether or not blackpillers/lookism types are right or wrong about how Chad gets good things irrespective of his behaviour - no matter how withdrawn, intense/on edge, etc. Need that question answered in order to know what the fuck I even am
Bro it sounds like you’re just putting out bad energy. I’m getting self conscious just reading this. Truly, work on learning to relax and have fun at your job (you are in the hospitality industry, at the very least it will be a practical decision because the money you make will go up) and worry about that before worrying about the hoes. The poontang will come when you loosen the fuck up brother.
Don’t expect it to be an instant switch either. Too many dudes go “I tried smiling more/being nicer” and after a week they’ll be back here complaining it doesn’t make a difference.
If you’re a bartender and don’t get flirted with Yes you’re ugly
Yes, but I also never look at them past asking what they want for a drunk, very formal/withdrawn outwardly, never make any conversation, etc. Do you're saying Chad can behave the same way but will have to basically fight off them attempting to initiate conversation/being actively flirted with, etc.? The 6'7 I work with does flirt a lot. His height withstanding, I have noticed he orders of magnitude more extroverted than I am. Initiates a lot of conversations, very animated and smiley, will dance to the music, etc.
>Face was complimented twice by two women, but they were not sober and in their 40's so suspect they conflate youth with handsomeness
I really hope you did both of them. Cougars are insane.
I don't think I have it in me to fuck/be with anyone ever. I hate myself. Deeply intense self hatred issues and everything in my life proceeds from that. If I or a parent despised me, why should these randoms feel any different? Women must despise me as a creature/thing, especially the attractive ones. Stuff like that is always in my end and why I don't take compliments well at all. Still, I still have no clue whether blackpillers are full of shit or not with regards to their claims that Chad gets approached this way and that way and gets this and that irrespective of his behaviour, i.e. life and soul of the party vs. intense, quiet, and withdrawn, it doesn't matter
>Women must despise me as a creature/thing, especially the attractive ones.
Well, anon, I will be direct with it.
They don't really care much about you, of course if you are irreparable ugly, poor and antisocial they would see you as low value but if they were drunk the probably didn't care about that and just saw you as a tool to get some fun.
Woman don't despise ugly people, they pity them, instead they despise people that challenge them and don't submit to their whims, however this only happens if you're low value, if you're high value they will think that you haven't seen her "real value" and approach you like crazy until you validate her for her "real value".
Selfhatred is a cope, a strong one, a way to cope with not wanting to improve, and acknowledge that all your past decisions have been the wrong ones that (You) fucked up and instead of fixing it, you can wallow safely in your misery.
>Selfhatred is a cope, a strong one, a way to cope with not wanting to improve, and acknowledge that all your past decisions have been the wrong ones that (You) fucked up and instead of fixing it, you can wallow safely in your misery.
That's stupid consider my very discipline with weight lifting, cutting periodically to maintain lean, etc. I also readily acknowledge all the decisions I have that have been wrong such as my ones as an undergraduate. I am in denial over none of that. The foundations for my self hate were laid years before I even went through puberty, presumptious fucker.
You have improved in everything else instead of what makes you miserable, that's just distracting yourself of your core flaw.
Sounds like you're playing the roll of barkeep in the city's oldest running bar instead of regular bartender in whatever modern busy, loud music playing bar you work at.
>just ask questions
Is golden advice.
YJK beth was the kind of broad to never bring up the idea of a condom
He would probably realise that he needs security in an intimate relationship and then walk out to the park and piss on a duck
I’m not very attractive and prefer older women. Why do they talk and flirty with me more than women my own age?
Sex with older women is easy especially if you are somewhat fit and have a "boyish" look.
>first week of uni
>hanging with people on my floor
>discussing what bands we've seen recently
>my turn, say some names, one was Animal Collective
>girl pipes up that she loves them
>I ask what her favourite album is
>"oh, I've only listened to Merriweather Post Pavilion"
>mfw this poser basic bitch suggests we should hang out and listen to it some time
Absolute Cinemaphileposting, right on brother she didn’t even know about centipede hz dumb pleb. That being said if you were more clever you would have made an “open up your throat” joke you idiot
This was back in 2011, before 7.4
I should note that this was roughly the last time I spoke to a woman
Oh my god my brother we are the same age I too remember fighting the shiggy urge during freshman dorm meet n greets and telling people about nmh anmd mbv entry level stuff. Brother Sport was on MPP tho so I’m funnier and wittier than you,
first week of uni was months ago did you bang her or not?
>mfw this poser basic bitch suggests we should hang out
This is a LARP and you’re too stupid to see how you’ve embarrassed yourself
Yeah, this has worked for me before. Acted like absolute autist at a pool bar and got numbers. Dated these two girls from a few cities over for like 8 months, had some sex, then just kind of stopped calling them because autistic.
>young Banks
My peepee is tingling
Hey guys just want to let you know I carefully read the first half of this thread, followed your advice, and almost got laid but then she saw the outline of the wood I was sporting under my pants and laughed, which got me too angry so I had to walk away before I beat her. Thanks. I'll try again Saturday night.
Idiot. Chicks love it when you beat the shit out of them. That's what everyone means when they talk about dominance and being assertive. I guess you autists didn't pick up on what we were saying?
I want to have sex with Elizabeth Banks.
She is so pretty.
Take it from someone who spent his teens and 20s doing normie shit, bedding someone is extremely easy, as in, it takes no effort unless you're literally retarded, it's also incredibly pointless and I have found far more fulfillment in the shit Carell's character was doing BEFORE his shitty envious coworkers forced him to give it up.