This scene is so fricking stupid, so the witch king managed to defeat Gandalf, literally the biggest enemy, and he can kill him now, but he doesn'...

This scene is so fricking stupid, so the witch king managed to defeat Gandalf, literally the biggest enemy, and he can kill him now, but he doesn't and instead flies away because... he heard a random horn in the distance?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was cut for a reason. A lot of the extended edition additions are moronic, though this one most of all especially cause Gandalf has his staff back together somehow the very next time he's on screen

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow that screenshot looks like shit

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >In rode the Lord of the Nazgûl. A great black shape against the fires beyond he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgûl, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
    >All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the Gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax: Shadowfax who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dínen.
    >"You cannot enter here," said Gandalf, and the huge shadow halted. "Go back to the abyss prepared for you! Go back! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your Master. Go!"
    >The Black Rider flung back his hood, and behold! he had a kingly crown; and yet upon no head visible was it set. The red fires shone between it and the mantled shoulders vast and dark. From a mouth unseen there came a deadly laughter.
    >"Old fool!" he said. "Old fool! This is my hour. Do you not know Death when you see it? Die now and curse in vain!" And with that he lifted high his sword and flames ran down the blade.
    >And in that very moment, away behind in some courtyard of the city, a wiener crowed. Shrill and clear he crowed, recking nothing of war nor of wizardry, welcoming only the morning that in the sky far above the shadows of death was coming with the dawn.
    >And as if in answer there came from far away another note. Horns, horns, horns, in dark Mindolluin's sides they dimly echoed. Great horns of the north wildly blowing. Rohan had come at last.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing writing. But what was after?
      >and he just leaves

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's almost like dealing with an enemy army was more important than dealing with an immortal angel.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >what was he after
        he hadn't defeated Gandalf, not even engaged him. He wanted Theoden's head because he is the ultimate kingslayer. He was Aragorn's ultimate nemesis... that got rekt by Eru Iluvatar's will.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Now compare this to the Young Adult hollyslop we got instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      K I N O
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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I pity the anons of Cinemaphile who still haven't read the books

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine hiring two talentless mormon homosexuals to follow on from this work.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hackson is shit. Even at his height of power, the Witch-king couldn't hope to defeat Gandalf 1v1

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, Tolkien is a hack, Sauron never had any chance to begin with because he waas literally against immortal Gods who could wipe him out with a fart, so the entire story is pointless, Gandalf is moronic too because he's immortal too and so he's a literal God above Sauron, yet he's portrayed like a vurnerable member of the fellowship, like why do we even need to give a frick, he can solo kill literally anything in middle earth and will always come back even if he dies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are lower than a black troll. And a complete lorelet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Both Sauron and Gandalf are maiar. If you have read the Silmarillion you would know even the Ainur are corruptable as was shown with Melkor. On top of the Ainur is Ilúvatar who is omnipotent for the most part. The Ainur have to struggle with their own shit. If the Ainur can be corrupted, lesser spirits like the Maiar can definitely be corrupted. The books kind of mirror the real world assuming there is a god. A lot of things, good and bad, exist in the world but we never see direct action from any god. If that happened, that would beg the question is god evil? Why would he do one good thing and let all the bad things still happen?

        Sauron's fight was futile. He used every means available to fulfil his desires, but he got corrupted by himself. Greed got the upper hand of him and he put his power into the rings that make his physical form weak. Not weak enough to be an elf or human, but weak enough to be beaten by a bunch of them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >If you have read the Silmarillion
          into thetrash.jpg

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off meathead.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          In English, Doc.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Both Sauron and Gandalf are maiar. If you have read the Silmarillion you would know even the Ainur are corruptable as was shown with Melkor. On top of the Ainur is Ilúvatar who is omnipotent for the most part. The Ainur have to struggle with their own shit. If the Ainur can be corrupted, lesser spirits like the Maiar can definitely be corrupted. The books kind of mirror the real world assuming there is a god. A lot of things, good and bad, exist in the world but we never see direct action from any god. If that happened, that would beg the question is god evil? Why would he do one good thing and let all the bad things still happen?

        Sauron's fight was futile. He used every means available to fulfil his desires, but he got corrupted by himself. Greed got the upper hand of him and he put his power into the rings that make his physical form weak. Not weak enough to be an elf or human, but weak enough to be beaten by a bunch of them.

        And all of this shit is happening while there's an immortal god-like being who looks like a fat bearded neet living in the woods somewhere

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He is Ilúvatar himself. This is probably because Tolkien was christian so I imagine he pulled that out of the holy trinity thing where there is one god in 3 parts. If Bombadil was the father, Gandalf was the son and Ilúvatar was the holy spirit. That's what I'd put my money on.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well, good thing for me that "your money" means ugatz to me!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Not knowing that Bombadil and Goldberry are Melkor and Ungoliant in exile
            It's like you don't understand subtext

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >watching the Extended version of Return of the King
    Your own fault, doofus. It's the one movie where theatrical is objectively better.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed ..based and non-gay OP. This scene alone makes ROTK EE unwatchable. I rather enjoy the EE of the first two films though.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Aragorn chases off 9 of them, including the Witch-King, with a torch
    >Eowyn easily defeats him

    makes no sense

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There was only 5 of them at weathertop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >easily

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She just rides really fast, crosses a magic river, they all walk into the magic river like dumbasses then she tells it to wash them away. Easy as pie. Then their soggy asses slowly walk back to Mordor like losers.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Eowyn

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Gandalf's mightiest spell: light
    >Saruman of Many Colours
    >Gandalf is Gang Weed
    LotR wizards were so homosexual

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >beats Gandalf in a magic contest
    >also seems to know what Gandalf is and doesn't fear him in the least
    One of the most badass scenes from the evil side. Powering up WK and making the Uruk-hai into gigahomies turned out great.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the fight was pretty shit, also Gandalf solo'd a balrog, he should have fricked those trolls up

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