This shit had the potential to become gen alphas Harry Potter had they actually done something with the hype. Instead they just took the money and let it die. Sad
This shit had the potential to become gen alphas Harry Potter had they actually done something with the hype.
I just care for the Wednesday/Enid smut fics and art.
Most sane Wednesday fan.
Unironically: Cartoons, book adaptions, video games...
There was so much potential here
>video games
What would the mechanics be like
moving the camera down to look up snoods skirt
Fair enough
Meet n Fuck: Wednesday
>POV: You are Enid
Another missed opportunity.
Well give us some recommendations, anon
Here.
Cute and wholesome
Based and thanks
>hundreds of thousands of people read this stuff
Wow.
When women say they read, this is what they mean.
Some of what they write is insanely hot.
well, guess i won't be sleeping tonight...
Wednesday Addams/Enid Sinclair ao3 is all ya need. Enjoy 5,379 fics with them as the pair. They are the top pairing in the fandom. There are 9,684 works at this moment and 5,379 of them are Wed/Enid
Do you think their actresses ever practiced kissing haha
I love when the story is about Wednesday getting pounded by snood
I actually feel something when looking at this.
>Where do you feel it, anon?
Do you think she showed Emma the sensual pleasures of the flesh?
>Anonymous
Don't you just looooove Halloween?
Also the show was great apart from the ridiculous high school love plots. Wednesday falling for the dopey Chad was such a bore, also I called it in his first scene that the actor was a massive homo and turns out he is! Gaydar was real that day. I hope S2 is Wed+Snood detective monster of the week.
speaking of Halloween, is anyone a little disappointed to not see any Enid costume? I've seen a bunch of Wednesdays but no Enid.
yeah saw dozens of wednesdays zero snoods
Its a bit easier to dress as Wednesday. What are you suppose to do to dress as Enid? You'd look like some random blonde out and about.
>What are you suppose to do to dress as Enid?
WITH A SNOOD SILLY
>saw dozens of wednesdays
u lucky son of a bitch
.
That's so cute but i mean it in a non-troon and non-gay sort of way
It's OK anon accept the cute yuri into your heart
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
BAAAAZINGA
The amazing thing is wheb you realize Enid is the Top.
Goddamn it.
cute
Is the blonde girl supposed to look like Beetlejuice?
She's a werewolf actually.
Good for her
>snood has several upcoming things
>jenna is busy sitting on her dads lap
year of the snood
Jenna has 5 major projects lined-up though. This one seems particularly interesting:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt28443655/?ref_=nm_flmg_unrel_5_act
>Father-Daughter duo
Beetlejuice 2 as well
Yes. Already in post-production as well
which one is wednesday?
The one with the blue hair.
S2 starts filming next month. The fuck are you waffling about
No it doesn't
Yes it does
Strikes will last till december
strikes are over
They need another week or two to ratify the deal
Even if it does shoot when expected it's taken way too long. At best it will be ready after post production late 2024? The whole show banks on having a teen/young adult cast and it will have been two years since they shot season 1 which is a lifetime for a show centered around school. They got probably got just enough time for S2 before the cast starts looking too old for the setting. Jenna Ortega is already 21.
it's already too late
i liked it, but sadly events conspired and it missed the bus.
now it doesn't really matter when a 2nd season arrives
too bad the show sucked
They need to fuck off with the Harry Potter magic school shit, the interesting thing about Wednesday was CGDCT and the small town mystery bits. If the show had been full YA it would have been trash.
A billion kids read the Harry Potter books. This is some CW sitcom people forget about after a week.
There this thing called a writers strike genius
>suck at your job
>demand more gibs
Like clockwork
which ironically was caused by jenna
I just want a gritty adaptation focusing entirely on Uncle Fester called 'Fester'.
This show is deeply rooted in racist ideas
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
The addams are a metaphor for foreigners moving into white neighbourhoods bringing their weird creepy culture
You know I'm as racist as the next /misc/lack but its time to go outside and touch grass, son.
pretty sure the Addams are a metaphor for being israeli among Christians
It is (anti-white racism)
hatred of hispanics isn't racist
>is barely in the show
>totally eclipses wednesday
how'd she do it?
Being white and cute.
Every once in a while I see something that makes me think the jail time is worth it.
>ripping open snoods pantyhose and prone boning snoods egg
Remember the normies shidding themselves over Jenna smoking a ciggy? If she had a blunt they would've praised her and all that shit "yaaasss queen 420 blaze it"
>female protagonist
Unless it was written in medieval german some time before mass production of the bible then it's just political activism and it'll last as long as any other gay trend.
Femininity isn't portrayed with any authenticity in modern media. So female protagonists don't last.
"Immortal" and "iconic" characters acquire lasting fame and popularity by resonating with something that's inherently true about the human condition. They live forever off a perpetual energy source - a spring of metaphysical truth.
It doesn't even have to be morally accurate - just present in our psyche.
Consider for example the protocols of the elders of zion - it's an incredibly persistent myth not because it's saying something morally true, but because it's the product of a nevertheless eternal, metaphysical pathology. It reflects something consistently present in our being.
In contrast to this - feminists of today hate feminists from two years ago. Our civilization isn't in touch with anything soulful anymore. Good material comes from medieval times.
The LotR social media explosion and the "reawakening" and "trad-pilling" or whatever sexification of this idea among zoomers is only making the condition worse. Just delete your profiles, go to church, and shut the fuck up.
touch grass chudcel
you haven't touched grass a day in your life.
i have thoughever
I promise you, you haven't.
If you want to be flattered then go back to twitter.
i have never used twitter
Then quit wasting your time here
>thoughever
god damn you kids are such homosexuals
Why did anon just type incel a bunch of times? Strange.
A woman that can't smile is worthless to society.
>Not true! She could have really cute makeup!
>Or big tits!
>Or a college degree!
wednesday smiles several times
Smiling is a lot like touching grass.
>I CAN touch grass, but I WON'T. I don't NEED to touch grass ALL THE TIME
How would I sound if I complained like that? Insecure, maybe?
Is it really about "self-control" or is it about avoiding and resenting something necessary regarding womanhood?
Maybe like "loving men"
What value is a woman that's married to herself? Nothing.
Why? What is marriage?
It's the definitive sign that you've left your daddy's household.
So, leave your crib. Interact with the world. Smile more. Touch grass.
>Touch grass.
Ironic, that's my advice to you.
It is not founded on any actual grass.
>Maybe like "loving men"
THIS NIGGA LIKES "LOVING MEN"
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>A woman that can't smile
Dark Thoughts......
>Man gets hazed a tiny amount
>loses it
fragile masculinity
she's so pretty
Do you think this is the first thing that Emma Myers rubbed herself to?
don't lewd the snood
Emma picked that bondage-themed outfit for Jenna.
daily reminder to ignore the shitka fag (he gets desperate and it's funny)
If only they didn't get the following things wrong:
The script
The tone of the Addams family members
The story
The casting
Yeah, it might have been ok.
The quality of writing has improved during the strike
oof
you ever seen something hot so often that it doesn't turn you on anymore?
how would you feel if you saw that in person? would you respond with a laugh and a shake of your head as jenna ascends up the stairs, or looked gobsmacked possibly?
Why would I be invited to the Ortegas?
he likes to share his daughter?
In that case i'd follow her into her room
>how would you feel if you saw that in person?
if fuck her and make her give me snoodholes number
No, no I have not.
I want to fist her asshole and rip out her intestines.
Sage. She is for loving and cuddling.
I am not a sage but thanks.
i, for one, am glad i'm ugly. how do you not fuck your daughter?
YES! YES! I DO WANNA FUCK YOU!
>everyone wants to fuck through 15 year old
Uhh do the hebes know what we want bros?
Duh.
Has this ever even changed? That's what nature dictates. Post-puberty, women are women and men are men
jesus
Tbh, I don't think Gen Alpha will have a Harry Potter or Percy Jackson. The idea is kinda all dried up
"Generation alpha" doesn't have "icons" because they aren't a unified entity.
I like snood and would impregnate her.
I didn't read your reply. Practice what you preach and touch grass.
You won't quote me because you're afraid to interact with real men. This isn't power, it's fear. You are afraid of grass.
keep telling all the women I meet, all of whom love Wednesday, that I prefer the 60s Addams Family, which is true. It’s a diplomatic response since I do not like Wednesday but know better than to risk an argument over it. Every single response has been “never watched.” I don’t fully understand being “obsessssed” with something but not even giving a look at something so intrinsically connected to it. Do normie women truly abide by “old bad new good” unironically?
I didn't read your reply again. Keep seeking my attention.
I am the grass. Touch me.
Wrong. This generation will never have a Star Wars/Harry Potter/MCU because their attention spans are too short. This best you can do is produce a funny tiktok dance or meme or something and that's it.
>no cute lesbian antics
>no magic
>no feet
>no family banter
Of course it was gonna be shit but zoomers are gonna go nuts over it anyway cuz GIRL POWER OMG
t. didn't watch it
dont lie to me and say there were feet
yes.
>no cute lesbian antics
they were building sexual tension from the moment they met
>no magic
yes there was. why are u lying?
>no feet
this is a major oversight and needs to be corrected
>no family banter
yes there was. why are u lying?
>feet
fake and forced meme is fake and forced
why does she wear shoes in her own room
wooden floors give splinters
>wooden floors give splinters
JO gives me wood.
Does she want sum fuck?
pew
She's incredibly pretty
A Beetlejuice crossover might work.
how would that work when she's the main character in beetlejuice 2
NNN doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell now..
people do that?
Do you think Emma understands the tingly feeling she gets down below when she sees this image?
hand holding
she dont have ass
she has a cute butt
very rapable
I have to turn my head, until my darkness goes.....
We get it. You love an L.A. face with an Oakland booty.
snoods lewd & nude
I have been surprised by how much I enjoy it. It pulls off the quirky shit well.
Ortega has tons of charisma, though the fact I want to do lewd things to her helps a bit.
the only legacy for wednesday is that it will be seen as the stepping stone for emma myers and that is enough
The blond girl is cute, post more webm of her, im almost GOONING. FAST PLEASE
what is wrong with you
Why does she look like an enby
Represent
It's adorable how uncomfortable she is
me right now
Jenna craves Emma's approval.
>scoots past
This show is nothing but a trans propaganda to children.
Anyone and everyone who's involved in production and promotion of this toxic shit must be executed.
You'll never have the guts to be like the dudes in Boys Don't Cry. You'll just rage bait impotently on 4chinz
it's crazy how snood so easily defeated jenna
Jenna booty >>>>>>>> snood booty
We haven't really seen much of Emmas
Young women are too attractive, the government has to do something about it.
Clone Merced, Ortega, Xochiti, etc.
What pisses me off is , they could have done a classily g/g kiss between Jenna and Emma like between Maisie and Blu...
Mercy.... I can't take much more of this.
the AI janny won't let me post the sexo ones
ban yourself and by ban I mean kill and by kill I mean vanish from the surface of this planet
why did she knock over that plant?
she is hiding from you dirty coomers.
She wants to be punished for being naughty.
She's under the tutelage...of randy tutelage.
It was a bully
Jenna was Emma's first kiss
That is really sweet. But now I have a tingly feeling thinking about it......
my favorite part of the whole show was how it took the perspective that the black bald girl is somehow gorgeous.
at no point was that implied. she was treated as a bitch.
i love them both so much, i can't stand it
theyre both so smol
> Jenna making sure guys know Emma is good at crawling on all fours. Putting lewd imagery in the minds of boys and men.
She's such a naughty girl.
i just snooded all over myself
You didn't need to share that.
>Jenna when she made Emma orgasm for the first time
kek.
>Jenna, Jenna I'm going to........((spush*~~
I hate yurifags so fucking much
what did she mean by this?
>I wish I was at home with my stuffed animals
Neon Demon 2 starring Snood
I will rape Snood and I will make Jenna watch.
wut no way
Will Jenna's hands be restrained to prevent diddling.
Emma Myers only co-stars in 2 movies so far and one of them not only revolves around rape but involves and depicts rape correction. Girl In the Basement: The true story of Josef Fritzl
I like the characters but feels like it misses the point of the Addams Family when Wednesday is the most "normal" one surrounded by weirdos.
Thats because the show actually features LITERALLY ME for edgy teenager girls and has 2 cute love interests instead of being shipped with an ugly quota mutt
We still have to find Snood's lost film Love, Innocence (2019). I assume it was just never released at all and we're gonna have to write Catapult Studios. So who's gonna do it?
The thing that Snood made isn't even a snood at all.
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she smol n nervous
>I wish Emma was here
coom
>Jenna as Miley Miles aka genderbent Miles
I will now WATCH your capeshit
haha imagine how sweaty she gets in there after a long day of fighting crime
My goodness
she's tiny my white 10 incher would give her good tummy distention
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>10 incher
wut no way
>Cinemaphile forgot this image existed
>me in the background
I NEED SEX WITH JENNA
this but she's jerking me off under the table while i make eye contact with her dad
>This shit had the potential to become gen alphas Harry Potter
It really didn't. Adam's Family is a fun IP, but Harry Potter was popular because of the world that was built around it. Kids loved to imagine living in the world and how it is hiding just beneath the surface in our world.
AF is just about a weird family that have a slightly supernatural element.
Imagine watching Jenna and Emma makeout haha that would be weird right?
how'd she get away with it? how did no one notice? it's 20 minutes of her nip hanging out.
Janet Jackson's nip slipped for 2 seconds and boomer's lost their mind
Jenna's soft soles on my cock.
>being forced to hear zoomers talk about The Cramps because of ugly goblina dancing to one of their overrated songs
it's like I'm really back in the 90s with my insufferable goth friends
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some say snood was below her
why are they bullying snood
>bullying
Dove is just grooming her to be a gigaslut like her.
Because Emma isn't like them and they're trying to groom her
Does Emma have the lewdest neck/shoulders/collarbone in Hollywood?
well i've posted almost every pic in the thread i'm going to bed
Maybe Wednesday was just another FOTM, and that's why it died. In fact, few modern things have staying power. Things are designed to be Fast Food, to be consumed and discarded.
and yet here we are talking about it a year later. there are almost daily wednesday threads. and season 2 has been confirmed
Consider the following.
got a sauce on this?
Camwhore called sweet_littlelee does dofferent outfits. She did this for Halloween but I belive the only evidence is a ~2 hr video I downloaded to my PC but my home net is banned for sharing.
oh wow thanks
haha imagine them cuddling naked haha that'd be weird
weird? wEiRd!
You guys aren't talking about the show, you are just ejaculating to Jenna pics
doubt
and?
semi rare jenna
ooo a snood thread, dont mind if i do!